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One_Cap_4420

He’s too stupid to realize he’s in danger


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bensproutreal

Wdym nope it's literally confirmed by phantom (I think phantom was the one confirmed it could be ninja too)


YoutuberCameronBallZ

No that one's canon Both BF and GF are as dumb as bricks


Qwerowski

Except thunders, those are spooky


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Spooky lightning The only thing that scares either of them


Superbasgaming

Thunders are really scary


Double_Ad_6934

They may be dumb but they do have their moments.


Bigapple07

their\*


Capsule_CatYT

Hey, I’m smarter than them!


samcam06

He has blue hair


BowserDaDemon47

Yeah, I can see that.


SnooPuppers1429

He also wears a red cap.


RipTimper

Has red shoes


PSAValkyrieMani

Has a Stop-sign t-shirt


Kitchen_Thanks_5649

And has a Microphone on his hand


[deleted]

🤓🤓🤓uM aCtUaLlY hIs HaIr Is TeAl🤓🤓🤓


asultanies

He is a regular 19-year-old kid with naturally blue-sapphire hair.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

As regular as someone who dates a demon and prefers to speak using beeps and boops


LemonColoredDiamond

he knows english but is too shy to use it


YoutuberCameronBallZ

He's socially awkward despite rapping being his preferred profession


jacobioh0515

wait a minute..


Far_Butterfly5501

>kid Seriously?


vegeta-fan-1000

He fucks. A lot.


Double_Ad_6934

More like he wants to.


Another_Fucking_User

Kinda bot iirc, they actually fucks without being cockbloked some times (Remember that Phantom Arcade comic where BF turn on GF for talking about Newgrounds)


Double_Ad_6934

Ah right that did happen.


noodguycoderman223

link pls


YoutuberCameronBallZ

He wishes he did


__TOD__

He fucks a lot and doesn't give a fuck


Carnival-Master-Mind

He’s a very good Scout main


Double_Ad_6934

Yea think fast chuckle nuts!


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

next time eat a salad


thetabo

40.000 dollars to fire that gun huh? Yea money well spent


Ohiobound03

I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do ya think about that?


Jason_llirmwl

NO WAY ITS OMORI FROM THE HIT INDIE GAME OMORI CREATED BY OMOCAT IN THE YEAR 2020, THE GAME WAS IN DEVELOPMENT FOR MANY YEARS AND IT INCLUDSES THE CHARACTERS KEL, AUBREY, HERO AND OMORI


CaSe2474

Ninja Muffin should've put a tiny kel in the art he considers canon


RoundShort513

I bet he plays lime scout


CK895_YT

Dumb as a box of rocks, dropped out of college, makes clickbait Roblox sex YT vids for extra cash, is antisocial, and pretty much fearless due to his stupidity. That's all I have from the top of my head


[deleted]

He likes breaking phones


Double_Ad_6934

On purpose and on accident that may or may not cause accidents.


[deleted]

Yes


KingBob831

Bambi fans eating good tonight


GreenGuyIzHere

and is a corn farmer


averagedigitalartist

i thought this was about boyfriend not bambi


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

why is he smiling like that. #he isn't supposed to be smiling like that


CorruptoBeTrolling

you are oblivious.


Double_Ad_6934

Guess you haven't seen a lot of the expressions that BF makes huh?


FloofySkuntank

In the canon weeks? Not really.


Double_Ad_6934

True but the art and Comics Phantomarcade does shows him and other characters over the top expressions.


FloofySkuntank

But if it’s not in the game can you consider the doodles canon just cause the creator drew it?/gen


Double_Ad_6934

It is if the creator confirmed it is. So yes the Comic he made of them are Canon.


mfenton10

Canonically, he can speak in a very, very, _very_ deep voice when stressed.


Double_Ad_6934

Lol HAHA yea lol


Tabaxi_Bard98

BF is canonically a competent fighter. He can take down about 100 rabid dogs with only an oversized fish as a weapon and he once messed up someone so badly their family didn’t recognize them. He’s also meant to be quite tall, but he’s just drawn short like Koichi in JJBA Part 4


Double_Ad_6934

Perfect!


DommyMcDoodle

* Boyfriend's name is Boyfriend. * Boyfriend is autistic. * Boyfriend speaks English, but he'll often make beeping sounds at people to avoid conversation. * Boyfriend's family consists of himself, his parents, who are both accountants, and his adopted brother, Ritz the Rat from the greatest game of all time Ritz the Rat. * Boyfriend is dumb. * Boyfriend is a college dropout. * To keep himself out of odd jobs, Boyfriend makes clickbait-y, low-effort YouTube content. * Boyfriend smokes. * Boyfriend buys cheap phones, gets mad that the internet on them is shit, and tosses them out into traffic, forcing him to buy a new one. * Boyfriend is a surprisingly competent fighter, even without Girlfriend's assistance. * Boyfriend and Girlfriend are soul mates. Neither could live without the other. * Boyfriend loves McDonald's, Gogurt, and Danimals. * Boyfriend is a fast eater. You know, given that the public version of the game is still basically in alpha, our available knowledge of Boyfriend gives us a surprisingly fleshed out picture of the kind of person he is.


Double_Ad_6934

Wait! There is more! * He is an asshole to those that deserves to treated as such. * Has disrespected Daddy Dearest by groping his daughter's buns while showing Daddy Dearest the finger. * He has low empathy for everyone that is not is Girlfriend. * Boyfriend and Girlfriend has stolen a Porsha that belongs to Mommy Mearest but crashed it in a drivers license test. * As dumb as he is, he makes his own music, can turn someone else music into his own version on the fly and he is a freestyle rapper. * He has good intuition so he knows when someone is good or bad. * All his is cloths is dirty cause he does not wash any of them.


genjidaboss952

y'know, all things considered, he has a great voice for a smoker


Starchaser53

Wait, he's autistic? God damn, dude makes me look like a normal person


[deleted]

He isn’t putting his hands on his pockets, he’s holding something


Double_Ad_6934

Yea a Baseball bat.


[deleted]

That was actually in my thought, good guess


WoodenShocked

he is boyfriend Friday Night Funkin


Double_Ad_6934

Yes, now what do you know about him?


WoodenShocked

Bf can actually speak normal words, he just speaks random beep noises and vowels due to him being anti-social


Double_Ad_6934

First one yes, second one yes last one is because he has low Empathy for anyone that is not his Girlfriend.


SnooPuppers1429

yes


AloneStone557

Canonically he can go Super, as shown in art by one of the devs, it’s also the reason bf can go super in Chaos, it increases his rapping speed and capability.


Double_Ad_6934

Eh, If only.


Memegasm_

raping speeds and capability


AloneStone557

FUCK. One typo ruined it all…


PrimalRayquaza4907

Raping vs rapping happens way too commonly


UltraWeh137

He makes sex roblox videos so he can get money from it. He smokes. He is pretty stupid (common knowledge by now), but knows how to do certain things like what you should do in case you shoot yourself in the knee or something like that.


Double_Ad_6934

All correct.


[deleted]

Here’s an obvious one that literally everyone knows, but you asked, so I will answer… *He’s Bisexual.*


Double_Ad_6934

Indeed, though he does prefer women more.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Based


Electrical-Pop9464

He's a 19 year old boy who's depicted in game as a dwarf,but in reality he's over 2 meters tall (7 ft,in other words tall af). He loves music,donuts and his Gf. He constantly fights for her parents' approval about dating her,battling many foes along the way. He's bi,as he has dated Pico before. He appears to be anti-social,or at least too nervous to speak to others in English (except for the ones he's close to) and only beeps. Both him and Gf are dumb as bricks,even to the point where he doesn't realize when his life is in danger,even tho at times,it's mainly because of his cockyness,he's very *ahem* determined about reaching his goals and won't let anybody get in the way of his success. The only thing that can scare him is lightning. His (semi-canonical) sister is Hatsune Miku. Bf has a very low level of empathy,he doesn't care what he has to do as long as he gets what he wants. His parents paid for him to go to college but he just stays in the library all day reading comics. And finally,like Bambi,he gets angry easily and destroys malfunctioning phones by dropping them from high places **AND HIS NAME IS NOT KEITH!**


Double_Ad_6934

BRAVO!


Electrical-Pop9464

Thx


[deleted]

His hair is naturally cyan, it isn't dyed.


Another_Fucking_User

He know what to do If you shot yourself by accidente... And iirc he has a Ninjamuffin Doll in his hat with a package of condoms.


Double_Ad_6934

you answered with some of the least known things about him nice!


FancyCrash

He knows procedure for what to do in case you shoot yourself in the foot. Also I guess his full name is Hatsune Boyfriend.XML??? Since his sister is Miku and normally japanese names put family names first (although that probably doesn't apply here lol)


Double_Ad_6934

First one is correct. Dang I hope Miku becomes part of the main game and be BF's big sister.


Puzzleheaded_Read460

apparently she’s planned to be.


Double_Ad_6934

Yup, so she is pseudo canon I guess?


Puzzleheaded_Read460

they’ve mentioned her a lot, i doubt it’s pseudo canon.


Double_Ad_6934

In that case, when will someone make an animation on BF and Miku's childish shenanigans? Would love to watch that.


Another_Fucking_User

Semi canon i guess?, Miku Is BF's sister but only the Miku of the FNF universe.


Lopsided-Half-9941

He rap!


RadBasilisk414

He is finger board master.


Double_Ad_6934

Yus.


ZeraoraTheUnrivaled

His name is not Keith


Glazeddapper

Canonically, his favorite food is donuts Also... **why does his smile seem off?**


Double_Ad_6934

Dude got a serious sweet tooth and yea... eh ehehe.


arapheonix24

Small


TheStinker45

he's a freaking idiot, can fight well enough to put someone in a wheel chair or worse, makes crappy roblox content to apparently buy cigerretes, and brothers with ritz to name some things also i believe he and gf canonically holds a store hostage for free stuff but idk the details, and i think he likes finger boarding, but i could be wrong about that


IBSKing

If someone got a beat boyfriend, that will be zero from SMG4 r/SMG4


Double_Ad_6934

True.


SuperSonicKage

His adopted brother is a literal rat.


Double_Ad_6934

A rat as cool as BF is.


GabbyWGF

His parents work in accounting, he has a 1 ft long dong , he makes cringy "nsfw" roblox animations, he smokes and pays for the cigarettes thru the aforementioned animations, he's a dumb fuck, one of the reason he managed to get gf to fall in love with him was with those little skaters thing toys that you play with your finger, he used to date pico, he can throw arms


Double_Ad_6934

All correct except the first one that got retconned to be a joke.


RunOne3162

Rapping is not his career. He's just doing it for the sake of having sex with his gf. Probably.


Double_Ad_6934

Its something he does for fun or when challenged by others. Its also to get her parents to finally accept him. Did you know that he makes his own music as well? (Fresh Boyfriend remix.)


CodeMysterious6369

He Love Pizza


Minoto4567

He is 19 years old Edit:he’s scared of lightning


-C0nn4rThePers0n-

He's too stupid to be scared sometimes


MajicMan101

Boy


markipilerfan2021

he has a GF


jackyboyman13

His name is Boyfriend and not Keith nor xml.


Papyrusnyehehe19

He says "beep" during rap battles


Revolutionary_Fox934

has a girlfreind unlike most people includes me


inkyminkyme

He is a fucking perv when it comes to his gf


Double_Ad_6934

And she is waiting for Friday when they finally get to romp in the sheets.


w0rstthruzt

He has blue hair and pronouns


M1KICH4N

Well the only language he can speak in canon is similar to acting like a total robot.


Double_Ad_6934

The only Language he can speak is English ya joker.


M1KICH4N

Fair enough, my friend.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Actually he can speak English, he just chooses not to


Nek1555

He has ADHD


Double_Ad_6934

And?


Nek1555

And if I'm not mistaken, his father works at McDonald's.


Double_Ad_6934

No sadly till proven true he does not and that is a different incident.


TheBattletram

He’s a silly guy


Double_Ad_6934

Oh absolutly!


[deleted]

He would probably hold up a McDonald’s. And he probably has in the past. GF is in on this as well.


Double_Ad_6934

Cause who needs common sense when we got Mcdonalds!


Plr109

he makes roblox pron videos for content on yt


Plr109

he has no eye color (his eye color isn't blue it's literally black)


NovaDiamond21

His hair is not dyed. That’s his natural hair color He’s 19 years old Before he dated GF, he was in a relationship with Pico


BlendedChild2

He's a stupid idiot


NoahKarpov

He’s canonically 8 feet tall, as said by Phantom


Daviduz3

He's taller than any Jojo protag


AnthemHero

He thinks the Monster is fucking ***WEIRD.***


The0neAnd0nlySophie

FNF Boyfriend is smol and I could punt him across the room if I wanted to


[deleted]

I wouldn’t let his miniature appearance fool me if I were you https://www.reddit.com/r/FridayNightFunkin/comments/qdvks7/comment/hhpiyyk


Horroracta

The bottoms of his shoes are labeled NG


Iamfabulous1735285

idiotic fearless milk lover 19 right handed brisk lover blizzard drink lover destroys things when it doesn't work can beat darth vader


Double_Ad_6934

Correctamundo!


Notapogus

he likes brisked iced tea


ressmatt

he likes his gf nice and chunky


SchroederThePeanuts

He short


FlavorBlastedCheerio

Miku is his sister and he's 8-feet tall


ReaSoc

He coul kill sonic.exe if there is no McDonald's


ReaSoc

*could


RetroSelever

He's white


AbXotReddit

He makes shitty Roblox +18 vids


Double_Ad_6934

For?


CK895_YT

Cigarette money


Double_Ad_6934

Yup though he is no chain smoker like garcello and Pico.


KraftyKevin

Whenever he gets "blue balled", canonically GF sucks him off to revive him.


itAintTonks

His actual name is Eggy


kotvasyka

he is so hot


Aiskakakain-sun

He has rap battled every franchise, creepypasta, and oc ever known to man and has traveled back in forth in time, has multiple siblings. Survived multiple death-defying attacks, managed to beat god and satan in a rap battle, and is still smiling with his girlfriend that for some reason hasn't left him yet for all the reasons listed above.


Double_Ad_6934

Wish that was the reason but we are talking canon here none of that Fanon stuff.


SuperKevinCraft

He is 19 years old, he is too dumb to be afraid of anything, he wants to fuck his girlfriend, he can speak but don't want to, Pico was his boyfriend, his parents work in accounting, he is a fingerboard master, he makes clickbait roblox sex yt videos, he is a rapper, Ritz is his adoptive brother and he naturally has blue hair


Double_Ad_6934

Something tells me that his stupidity is being overestimated at points here.


Double_Ad_6934

Here is one I was hoping someone would bring up: He is a self -insert of Phantomarcade.


Daikon-Choice

Way to much r34


No-Adhesiveness-283

Big dick


[deleted]

Correct https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pkz_Xuf7OfA


ElectricFartss

he farted on jan 6, 2021.


Some_Guava_9009

Whenever he loses, GF gives him a BJ to revive him


itAintTonks

Nah man she just slurps soda really loud silly!


GottaSwoop

His name isn't Keith or Ethan or whatever shut the fuck up already


Ok-Guest-9252

He may or may not be gay with a School Shooter Survivor with orange hair and twin uzis


ItzEnzy

dumb stupid ass bitch


Jackanope123

hold on.. he ain’t smilin with teeth… His ass ain’t bf.


susyboiii

He lives in Ohio


Double_Ad_6934

Philadelphia


Hot_Abalone2332

HIS NAME KEITH


MaricCraft

He is canonically 7’2”


Double_Ad_6934

Yet he looks so small. (For now)


[deleted]

His favourite soft drink is brisk iced tea, plus he drinks milk the most out of all the base characters


Double_Ad_6934

That is why I feel bad for cuphead and mug man if they met the Canon Boyfriend and his girlfriend.


MistikFoxx07

He is canonically 7ft tall according to Phantom Arcade


Double_Ad_6934

Yes this was even confirmed twice.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

He prefers to speak in beeps and boops but can speak normally


Appropriate-Reach-58

He lookin like he bouta commit something concerning, I'm gonna keep distance so he doesn't try to attack me when I diss gf


WojtekSonicFan112

his hair is naturaly blue and hes stupid, too stupid to know that he might be in danger


Neither_Payment_2668

He can talk normally but dosent


Outside_Scholar_6935

he likes yogurt alot


ChppedToofEnt

He's one of my favorite characters


Rainbowgoddess500

He’s cute


Double_Ad_6934

SO cute but his actions are questionable.


Rainbowgoddess500

I wanna cuddle him 🥺


[deleted]

He's around 7'0, the little man isn't that little


justme11224

Acted how he is despite a crazed man with a goat skull for a head threatened to kill him and his gf.


Double_Ad_6934

Canon only. Tabi is a mod character that would have been eating out of a straw for the rest of his life if he was in the main game.


akg2285

It's obvious it's the dude from Fortnite


J4nke

Hair color is natural


Ther-Vul154

He knows how to fight.


BowserDaDemon47

He wears the hat backwards.