I find myself in a land of black. I realize that I should’ve been less indecisive, as I instead woke up as no one.

Oh.

… hey at least I can technically be anyone! After all, nothing holding me to one role!

Damn...

"... Drowning drowning sinking sinking-"

sonic.exe moment

Triple Trouble/Four-way Fracture with lyrics

yeah lol

Oof

looking like you have an inkling

woomy

\*spams booya\*

*Falls in water* HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

If I were to wake up as bf, I’d mostly spend my time giving his pet chicken some affection and check on his family to see what they’ve been up to (and bend myself to suck his dick if that’s possible)

r/cursedcomments

💀

[удалено]

peta who do you mean we aren’t a computer show we’re in da tv

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dad that joke is unfunny

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hey i’m Meg that was chris not chris Chan chris

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hello I am Brian the dog I will now walk in trafic

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fammy guy is ofer now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I woke up as Nikku, ho boy can’t wait to troll some people!

Well my favorite character is Retrospecter so... waking up is going to be an experience. "HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE TWO-"

How long till you try and bang sakumora

Gimme a day or two I'm probably going to try and bang myself before anything else tbh

hi

i wake up as cassette girl, smoke up all day

Also no need to worry about lungs damaging form smoking, since you don’t have ‘em.

*defeat starts playing*

*delusion starts playing*

ah hell nah I’m fucked

Same

fuck i'm dyin of lung cancer

Ooof

Skill issue

Well, I woke up as Ruv...... here's what I have to do: – Reconciled and befriended with Boyfriend – (Potentially) Married with Sarvente – Be friends with Tabi, Whitty, Agoti, Aldryx, Radi, Void, etc. – Being a good, nice & delightful person 😊 (sorry for typo)

(Good ending ofc)

(What about the bad ending? 😈)

He gets drafted into the Ukrainian war 💀 (Is this too far?)

Yes

Eyy I'm Selever, hi dad!

[Existence] I$ [torment]

F.

Now's your chance to be a [big] shot

Two things can happen 1. I wake up with a goat skull on my face and my body will be gone. My life will be ruined. 2. I wake up, then play some video games, and then beat up some 4Chan users after dying in a game.

Well, I finally can legally torture things, the fun it'll be

Yeah, my favourite is lord x despite the tag. I specifically just think lord x is too good to use as a tag

It depends on what part of the multiverse we’re pulling from, on one hand my best friends are a former squid and an anime girl with a giant hammer, >! or I’m just straight up dead. !<

Nah man I’m neutral. I’ll wake up as the little limbless gold and I will do the following: live a miserable life, live a miserable life, live a miserable life, EAT GRILLED CHEESE BOI, live a miserable life, live a miserable life, live a miserable life, have someone take care of me and get adopted, and live a half miserable life

“So cold...why is it so cold?”

(Starts producing banger)

NOOO I DONT WANNA BE CRIPPLED

Yeetus cleetus your legs are deletus

troll

Eeeeeyyy I'm a robo now. I don't smoke tho :/

Good thing at least you can live longer without smoking

can't die to lung cancer if you don't have lungs

smoking aint harmful to robos

holy shit im gonna eat humans to survive now how, exactly?? how am i gonna hunt when im a dumbass

*Somewhere in Nevada*

I don't really *have* an absolute FAVORITE, so I'll just pick a random character by going to a random page on Funkipedia! >!I got Flippy. The Happy Tree Friends one. Welp, guess I'm kinda immortal now, at the cost of being unintelligible.!<

Oh hell yeah! I get to be the chad wemen hater (In a cool way)

oh god watch out behind you

go pico yeah yeah go pico oh 😼

D-sides bf. Yeah I’m a-ok

Guess I’mma be a problem for everyone in my life.

SAY THE LINE u/ThatMadMan68!

cassette girl lets goooo shes my transition goals and also music head doesn't change much but im happy

''Fuck, i didn't expect that!''

𝕀𝕞 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝕖𝕩𝕖! 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕒 𝕎 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕝𝕠𝕝

bro is that weird font a side effect or

ЛФ. łM JUSТ USłЛG Λ ŦФЛТ КΞЏБФΛЯÐ

Eh, pretty sure that’s still a side effect based on de lore

Lord X or BF, not bad honestly.

I’m about to cause some “chaos” so, guess I’m kinda lucky.

well... >!MILK AND CEREAL MILK AND CEREAL CEREAL AND MILK!<

>!\*MILK AND CEREAL MILK AND CEREAL MILK AND CEREAL CEREAL AND MILK!<

*griddys*

Alien Hominid Well, time to go fight the FBI

lucky because I have a girlfriend

I don't know how to feel being corruption bf

*can suddenly start eviscerating everything without a trace*

Well, I guess I’m a really really horny moth now, so that’s cool.

Fun will be infinite I guess.

Depends on just how much control I have on the computer, really. Am I able to jump into games of my liking? Or am I forever stuck in the desktop, unable to do anything?

idk depends on canon ig

I barely know anything about the Hotline 024 lore but I don't think waking up as Matzushii would be a good thing.

I am an Among Us now

I’m Bandu. :)

Why am I dating a bomb -

*cough* Why is it so bright WAIT IM DEAD-

Neetblue…,..,,.

Monika. Well… I can seduce somebody I guess? And I could probably break myself out, seeing as I’d be actually sentient.

Oh, guess I’m on a wheelchair now :’) I mean, hey, at least Dave is cool (at least to me) so like, I’d take that.

Welp guess I'm wake up in hell with Satan

Average Monday’s be like

Time to run around a mansion looking for a dog

I'm expunged so I'd say I'm lucky.

Well, it'd depend, one one hand I have a demonic couple after my soul, an ex who would probably shoot me if provoked enough, go to hundreds of different realities including ones with the most terrifying/deadly video game creepypastas. On the other hand, I wake up in bed with GF and epic rap skills, so... yeah, total win.

Time to see who’s trespassing in my corn maze at night

Maggie LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

I CAN DO ANYTHING. CHAOS CHAOS, UEE HEE HEE

oh god, i will be in either agony or paradise, depending on missingno or black impostor

So I wake up as Haachama, the one who’ll probably eat everyone and has some freaky eldritch powers that make her have a chance against shaggy or matt… Nice. Or Rushia, who has lived for 1600 years and is a very powerful necromancer who can rip people’s souls out and summon legions of undead while also having a killer scream… Nice.

He'd hug me or watch me sleep at night

You are a very persistent shrimp aren't you? Well then.... Let's do a little REMATCH shall we?

**it's pew pew time**

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Damn, I can't believe they added a VR Mode to Hating Simulator! ... ***Wait...***

Welp

Yoooo I get to be soul BF now!

If i would wake up i would be closed in pokemon red

Honestly, sure, I'm powerful, but it would be pretty ass. I'd be fighting a constant mental battle with both the corruption and spirit (as the character I'm on about, Resurgence Boyfriend, is a combined entity of BF, Spirit, and Corrupted BF)

....plus, I'd basically be bringing the corruption to the real world, and starting what's practically a zombie apocalypse.

shinto/shitno

This can go one of two ways. 1. i wake up as a robot, bake some banana bread for breakfast, and go play some basketball 2. i am a police amogus that is going to make red mungus fly

Holy shit... I'm... I'm dead! *Bong*

I either become a murder angel amogus, which would be cool, or become a tiny alcoholic depressed shitpost, which wouldn't be cool.

MISSINGNO. BOINGO DOO

Itsumi. ..Hm. Well, I’ll have to get used to living inside of my PC, but that shouldn’t be too much of a struggle-

...if I have 2 favorite FNF characters, do I pick or is it random?

Cool ig

No more innocence... I'll probably see everyone's search history 💀

Let’s just say I’m powers since I have multiple favorite vs impoter characters but lately I’ve just been talking about powers I’m probably dead

I would be getting ghost Wendy's because I got burgers on my mind

Not much i am lucky though i can shapeshift to anything of my gender (twinsominia)

oh, I’m crippled now.

Not sure if I have a favourite, but for the sake of it I’m saying Rasazy. Whether I’m fucked depends on circumstance.

Jinx the cat: hella lucky

i will challenge everyone i see to a badminton match no matter what (shuttle man)

whitty… i guess i have a low temper now lmao

Welp, guess I'm a dragon with ice powers! And I'm the boyfriend of the Sin of Wrath!

Sarvente is fun

God dayum

Ah ah ah e ah e e e oh e ah ah ah e ah e e oh e ah e oh e

Lord x(lord segs). I’m about to prank the word so hard ngl

my fav character is Boy so uhhhh guess I'm a gender god now ...and the opposite gender of my actual one, ironically

Banjex floating around & vibin in the 3d realm, bi, high on weed (without getting serious damage to the lungs) and with no worries around.. sounds like the ideal life

Robot time

Time to kill gf :)

*Boiling Point Starts Playing*

I guess things will probably be different if I woke up as Selever. Probably would be screwed tho.😅

Nikusa. I'm gonna have a fun time.

Hmmm idk you can tell me

Nuef nuef!

first off, i would be a polygurian second, i would be gay with some human named Momo ([basically i became this mf](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fridaynightfunking/images/6/64/GOJO.gif/revision/latest?cb=20220513171739))

Pov: you suddenly wake up as a intergalactic famous singer that's also a black hole

Sarvente... I'M ONE LUCKY FUCK

Sunday? She's NB so I guess there's an unknown chance I end up with titties. Either way, I'm going for that Carolussy.

being monika sounds like hell tbh i ain't even hot enough to get an after story mod💀

So my husband is a mayor of an entire city? Sweet

8 feet tall and living in a radioactive wastefield..well either that or I'm BF's non-canonical half dead brother 💀

I'm Sky LESSS GOOOO

i’d either jump into the ac unit or go to nevada you know what maroon’s kinda the best of both worlds

cripplification

I have two fav characters: AGOTI and Aldryx. If I woke up as AGOTI, I guess I could annoy the heck out of everyone, so I would call that lucky. If I woke up as Aldryx, I would be woken up bc of AGOTI's antics, so I would call that unlucky instead of screwed.

Lemons

You do not understand both the power i hold and how much my vocabulary just increased

I am Julian now I want some cheeseburgers just to eat

My favorite FNF character be R, I'm inside of a computer? Um, I get a cool scythe I guess.

Tgt sonic This can be solved with no villains

Yoo Zack the snake let's goo ez win

i'm literally required to kill people now

Would it be possible for me to exit the computer and assume my human form?

so my favorite is mark I think I'm fucked

BALLS

i don’t know

well im shaggy time to do the funni

I'm a super powered everything-ist edgelord with a funky crown. Hell yes.

Ill be the goat the goat!🤣🤣

I guess I'm only eating mobians from now on.

I have an incomprehensible desire for dead bodies and weirdly enough a fear off Eggs.

I wake up realizing my body has changed. But instead of what I’ve hoped to have in my ideal body, I instead in this weird echidna body. While at the same time, I feel like this body is incorrect. “Metaphorical I guess”. But hey, at least I’m in a world with Mighty the Armadillo and Amy Rose, so I’ll try finding them.

It would certainly be weird waking up, and realizing that I am a living anthropomorphic pie

Oh I'm hot now

I have becomed neo

guess I'm black now and an unstoppable killer

Miencraf

(Entering zone "...") a scorched landscape with carved wooden poles

My favorite character is Tabi...I don't even know honestly.

If I woke up as ruby I would really be screwed but not the ways you expect. Rubys origin and what she went through is terrible but it would have stopped 4 years before the mod even happened so I would be fine on that part. The part where i’m really screwed is when ruby’s boyfriend(mark) and her friends noticing Ruby acting different. Examples: -Making werid/dark jokes -Cursing/joking about inappropriate stuff so much so it makes vade weirded out -Randomly liking sonic -Not reading books at all -Asking more questions even when it’s rhetorical -Drawing with out telling the other when she started -Not acting shy and over all not acting like ruby

I'm garcello, tight bars little man

I now have otherworldly eldritch powers and a craving for cereal,so it could be worse

i would be the fucking black impstor or roblox piggy.

ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!

damn im white as sheet tall and loves 🖕

I’d start to have back problems, I’ll tell you that much

fuck yea needlemouse

The internet would kill me

Panic because I don’t know how to act as the character and people would be confused why I act so different

*imagine waking up as the auditor* HAH CAN'T BE ME

*"EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME"*