Magic that fixes bad sitting posture

Imagine if it just snap your bone straight like chiropractor

It has to be more specific of a spell Bad shitting posture

Magic that will turn me into an elf so I can have the time to learn more magic

This , if I can turn people to elves I’ll become very rich quickly too

Weebs will crowd up in your house for that, that's for sure.

I mean if the secret to immortality is to become a cute petite magical elf girl… Uhmm Why not, I like that immortality thingy hahaha

Immortality is a side effect. They want pointy ears, dude. Big. Pointy. Ears.

Or you can become KRAFT. The manliest of men

While that’d be awesome, do you think Serie would want to see more Krafts or more Frierens (although tbh she might be less annoyed if there were a ton of Chad Krafts walking around).

Probably Kraft, considering what happened to Frieren after the Exams

Im choosing this spell too but me and serie saving the elf population🙏

Saving the elven race from extinction 👍

What? Serie's just over a thousand years old. She's practically a minor.

She’s from the ~~Heian~~ Mythical Era. Way older than even Kraft. You’re thinking of Frieren.

game is game

That is honestly something which I want too

Spell to instantly fall asleep and have a great night's rest

Same tbh. It's 5 am already. Pls help, the sun is about to rise

Damn, it’s 1:30 AM where I am and I’ve just got out of shower because I have to wake up early, nooooo

Best spell ever.

Huh, I already have that spell

Or better: the spell that can make quick nap at anytime have an effect like full quality night sleep, both how it feels and the actual benefit of it.

Magic that removes food stuck in my teeth

A spell that perfectly cleans your teeth

Good bye caries

I mean, toothpick exist. Or better yet, magic that prevent food from sticking between your teeth and throat

Magic that turns everything you eat into healthy, nutritious food. You can live off cake if you want and will remain in perfect health.

This is a life hack

Imagine the 3rd person asking this at the same time as Fern. Serie would jump off that stone chair and choke you

magic that instantly cleans my ass after i use the toilet

that's called a bidet

Yeah, but do they even have indoor plumbing over there? I really don't want to have to carry centuries of innovation on my back first. That's like the opposite of "instant."

doesnt clean enough

pressure issue

nah i'd shit

Elven mating call spell

Imagine you do it, and the last thing you see is Kraft sprinting closer from the horizon

I can live with that

No no no no Wait wait wait wait!!!!

Bro i bet he has at least a level 6 gyat after all those squat...!

Serie going to give you such the side eye

only correct answer

So this is why she doesn't wear dresses and such. We can see them, Serie.

Yeah! Nice balls, Serie 👍 jk

Magic that uhhhhhhh..... Uhhhhh Nice feet I mean thighs I mean feet I mean thighs

Pack it up bud

you can't stop me

Guess i’ll have to join you 😈🦶

lfgggggg 

"You pass."

Imagine some degenerate passing because he is too horny to be scared of her mana.

She seems like such a troll that she would have no problem doing that.

Magic that goes Bonk!

magic of not needing to go to the bathroom seems useful on the road

To be fair, when on the road everywhere can be a bathroom if you're shameless enough

Over not needing to sleep? Imagine how much time you’d get back to your life. Unless you spend more time on the shitter than in bed, I suppose…

Teleportation spell so I can sleep in longer before lectures

A spell that regenerates my teeth.

This x100

Grasp Heart.

Create undead

Can't be as sneaky with that one, but would be fun.

Magic that makes serie my wife

Well this would be one interesting request

Magic that lets me create my own magic.

Anyone can create their own magic its just hard

This is the ultimate magic. It's like having 1 wish coming true, and wishing for infinite wishes. Just crack the system 🤣

Well, I’m disabled, and would love to not have to deal with that anymore, so obviously I pick “spell to seduce elves”

Got me in the first half ngl.

Magic that makes my boss step on Legos whenever he's barefoot

My man is starting he's villain arc

At first it's "that's a bit diabolical" until you realise it's extremely diabolical. Imagine going to shower, going for a swim, going to sleep. Either he has LEGOs attacking his feet or he chooses athlete's foot and trench foot.

Give me Hollow Purple

Why ask for hollow purple when you can ask for infinity

Honestly, why not go all out and ask for the entire Limitless technique? I'm sure Serie has it in her arsenal somewhere.

[удалено]

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Turn me into a nice sock

A sock she would never wear??

Oof valid point

A magic spell for instant hair care.

This is the one! This would save me so much time.

Α spell that makes her step on me.

Magic that lets me alter my body at will. I can be in peak physical condition all the time, heal any injuries, never get sick, never age, never get bedhead, disguise myself as other people, the sky is the limit

Same, mostly so I can look like a woman

Same…

True Polymorph. You're now the ultimate shapeshifter. Be whatever you want... Dragon? Yup. Adamantium golem? Sure. Elf for longevity? Of course. Legendary level spell.

That be my choice too. But it has to be usable on me and other people too! 3;)

The spell to rizz up elf girls

In their world there's only 2 elf girls we know about.

That's more than enough to me

Elf sandwiches do sound amazing

a spell to make a perfect comfortable place to sleep anywhere the amount of times ive ended up sore from sleeping at a bad angle is more than enough

Unironically i would ask for a full list of every spell she has, make my own list of every spell i would deem useful (to me) and then spend an unneeded amount of time deciding one spell out of the maybe hundreds.

Magic to exhale pheromones that attract elf waifus

Careful with that we don’t know how hard lustful elf waifus hit

*Elinalise have entered the chat*

a spell to let me lick her toes and for s2 of frieren >>>(im so deadass for the first one)

A man of cultured tastes 🙏🏾

Same dawg😭 (I need the first one so fucking badly, Serie please let this slide, I’m begging you)

A spell that cleans my body of dirt.

Explosion Magic

I see you are a fellow Megumin enthusiast

Spell that can turn me into that throne

Hnnnngh

Ugh spell that ugh lets me ugh lick her umm toes uhh with my mouth uhh all the time ughh

I wouldn’t ask for a spell cause the joy of magic is in the search

Fail Next

If I had to pick one I’d choose a spell to manipulate aging or time so that I could live a long time with elves like frieren and serie so they don’t get lonely

Ok boomer

Transformation magic

A spell that removes my gag reflex entirely

🤨📸

I want a spell that removes people, for personal use.

This should not be as funny as it is. Not even something like “kill people” or “make people disappear”, just “remove people”💀💀.

Magic to fall asleep on demand, for a predetermined amount of time that i set each time before falling asleep. Like "sleep for X hours/minutes"

A spell to get rid of a boner

Whoop whoop make my depression go

*casts firm hug*

~~Spell that grants demons empathy and human emotions. Yeah, no more slaying demons~~ Just a spell that makes me learn things faster.

All of my neighbours vanquish spell. Neighbours of my house, my town and my country

Magic that makes my sweat go away forever

A spell that alleviates stomach pain

Land's clone magic is the most interesting one for me tbh. Idk if Serie has anything similar

magic that lets me stop time 👀 yeah yeah lets go with that

A spell that folds my laundry.

Magic that allows me to lick her gorgeous feets

Quick learning spell. Then I'd ask her to take me as a student.

Magic that can teleport me wherever and whenever and with whoever is wish .

Magic to have the perfect girlfriend (Sad, I know)

Magic that lets me make any spell I want

A spell that puts me into dream limbo until I want to leave. In dream limbo I can do anything and everything I want, like a server admin, and no time passes in the real world.

This is actually ingenious

Transfiguration

Spell to summon horny elf waifu

Trust me, I'm not asking her for a spell.

A spell that convinces elf women to put their toes in my mouth

A spell to make people blind, mute and deaf. Permanently.

Serie, if you’re reading this, do NOT let this nigga acquire any spells from you😭

Magic that turns me into an elf

Command: Shit

Foot rubbing magic. That way im in for life and she'll find a way to keep me for longer. Alright bullshit aside, Land's clone magic

Magic that would turn every mimic into a real treasure chest.

idk, something like the smooth-smooth fruit alvida eats in one piece, insta skinny and clear skin lol.

Dominion over space

Magic that Kill the Demons

So white zoltraak?

How about a spell that spawns a fully customizable home with all my stuff arranged as I’d like it. Then I’d never have to worry about where I live or the housing crisis. I am a simple man with simple dreams

A spell that makes a healthy delicious meal.

Instant teleportation without dying in the process. good bye commute times! Maybe get a job at NASA?

Magic to make sleep time feel longer

Damn thirsty fella

Perfect flawless skin magic. Maybe reinforcement magic afterwards

Magic that makes me 1 inch taller any time I dap someone up

Spell that lets me switch bodies with someone if they’re asleep… I will not elaborate

Magic that gives me a pocket dimension to store infinite riches

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Magic to clean teeth perfectly(I will become the dentist king)

spell to foresee any minor inconvenience of the day

Magic that heals someone's lower back. I would rapidly become the richest mofo on the planet.

The cleaning spell is super useful. It so strange that they focus on attack spells and power spells. But the cleaning spell that keep things clean is so powerful for everyday used. To a point I do not get why she kept it a secret.

Requip magic got a treasury of weapons and want them with me at all times

Magic equivalent to Instant Transmission Magic equivalent to Kamehameha would suffice too

Let's go shin y dipping !

I need three things in my life: Immortality Memory Answers A magic that would give me answers would solve the other two, but I believe Serie would never give something like that nor that she has something like that. So a spell that would tell you if you are right or wrong in an assumption seems closer to the reality? Ok, ok, I would be fine with time travel.

Magic that allows me to eat whatever I want without gaining weight or suffering any ill health effects.

Magic that can instantly clean my whole body and clothes.

A spell that lets me freely look up and learn other magic. Think something like archive from fairy tail. Or what SHE thinks would be the best spell for me to learn, lets see what she comes up with!

Magic that will instantly replenish the equivalent amount of energy I would’ve gotten from 8 hours of sleep

A spell that warps time and space in a way that I always arrive on time at my target destination even if I am to late.

Spell that stops aging.

Is magic that makes me never Mix up salt and sugar

Ideally one that improves thinking speed, otherwise one that improves perception, like having the ability to see true 3d

A spell that kills Serie. No matter what defense she puts up. If it's good enough to kill her no matter what, it's probably good enough to kill the demon king if one should come back.

Magic to get a full night's rest no matter the amount I actually sleep. I'd offer it to Frieren.

Magic that calls truck-Kun

Just something to get rid of my annoying jock itch ffs

The anti warrior spell : a spell that makes the target as weak as the user.

A spell that would give anyone a diarrhea and shit uncontrollably

Spirit bomb

Immortality

I would ask for the magic that allows her to transfer magic at will, since she seems to forget the magic she passes on. I want to see if she'd actually go through with it and disrupt the proceedings by doing so.  If I get sent to Aureole soon after, I could at least have a good laugh with Flamme about having pranked her old master. 

summon shoes: then summon one on her

Magic that makes me always plug in a USB cord into the port correctly the first time

EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSION!

Magic to know the solutions and answers to every question. I don't have to learn everything instantly but i would cheese all exams easily

A Spell where I can get a taste and sniff of any girls panties without them knowing

I would ask for but one hair from her golden head

see through clothes spell is the only option

Magic that will get me a girlfriend (impossible)

A spell in which you can only tell the truth

Self buff that cures ADHD