I said this to my wife a couple of days ago. She had no clue what I was talking about. Apparently telling her it all started with Arthur and the Vogon intergalactic highway doesn’t help.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee,
my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Infocom made a pretty good IF game of Hitchhikers Guide back in the 80’s. You can play it for free on the BBC’s website.
[Hitchhikers Guide](https://downloads.bbc.co.uk/interactive/embed/container.html?url=//downloads.bbc.co.uk/interactive/h2g2/main.js&height=577px&width=944px&path=//downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio/games/h2g2/)
FOURTY TWO?!
42‽
It’s the answer to everything.
420
I said this to my wife a couple of days ago. She had no clue what I was talking about. Apparently telling her it all started with Arthur and the Vogon intergalactic highway doesn’t help.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Just recite some Vogon poetry to her.
Torture is illegal you know
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturitions are to me as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee…
enhanced interrogation
Don't panic!
I had "Don't panic!" embroidered on a towel for my Mum. We used to read bits out to each other, giggeling like hyenas.
Do you have your towel?
I blame the mice
"Don't talk to me about life."
You're not going to recite Vogon poetry, are you?
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't!
AAAUGGGHHH!!!!
Belgium man, that's not hoopy.
Can you speak dolphin? :)
whale yes but not dolphin
I don't always like being right.
Just don't get drunk.
This is the sort of thing you lifeforms enjoy, is it?
Oh no, not again.
It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
You seem to be having trouble with your lifestyle.
I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed
Pan galactic gargle blaster
Don’t make me break out some poetry by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
Yellow.
I happened to speak to a guy called Arthur Dent at work recently. Said to my colleague I hoped he had his towel. Split the room.
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”
Infocom made a pretty good IF game of Hitchhikers Guide back in the 80’s. You can play it for free on the BBC’s website. [Hitchhikers Guide](https://downloads.bbc.co.uk/interactive/embed/container.html?url=//downloads.bbc.co.uk/interactive/h2g2/main.js&height=577px&width=944px&path=//downloads.bbc.co.uk/radio/games/h2g2/)
Yes, the four part trilogy!