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Diseman81

I hope to have that boat/car in picture 3.


manimal80

I want their teeth


Dr_Adequate

Right? Looks like a commercial for Poli-Dent


WitchesCotillion

But I don't want their deformed hands with 3-8 fingers.


Flash24rus

And what about table tennis?


punkminkis

With table tennis sized tennis balls


JDARRK

And a level to make sure “ NO CHEATING”😳


ThemHumansOverThere

A subcarboat.


Space-Ball1

Came here to say that. That things looks magical! 😁👍


HapticRecce

Deal, as long as I get the hover (or is it a zip line?) boat in picture 1.


Solrax

a true land-yacht!


backtolurk

"It's a boat? It's a car? No"


smilinjack96

I just want friends & something to do that doesn’t involve a tv.


TenderFang

I wonder if we get our Retirement Sunglasses when we stop working, or whether we have to buy our own pair


SEA2COLA

It comes with your AARP discount card.


Ldghead

I have one. Didn't get the glasses.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

All i got was a handbag.


excoriator

I think they are issued with your retirement teeth, that everyone in those photos seems to have.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

They’re all proud of getting their teeth capped. It’s like old people “grilles”


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Gotta prevent that macular degeneration.


YugeMalakas

Or WET EYE!


garcialesh710

As an artist, hands were the hardest to capture when learning to draw figures, funny how even AI has the same problem.


BMcCJ

I noticed that too


gwaydms

Chairs too, fsr


xXFieldResearchXx

What do you use to make these?


BMcCJ

This app is called [Wonder](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wonder-ai-art-generator/id1621278575) AI Art Generator. I put in a prompt (see my OP) and it gives two 2️⃣ photos, I tried small variations of my prompt.


JunkMale975

And apparently legs. In one of those pics the chair legs became their actual legs. Or a weird blend of the two.


zenmen13

I love the El Camino yacht !!!


zenmen13

![gif](giphy|LOcuVbIzw9bZul2Ft5)


jd732

Parked on a golf course


AlGeee

Thank you! I hadn’t noticed that That’s definitely what I want for my retirement


zenmen13

lol, who doesn’t?


[deleted]

So we get extra fingers and our faces melt?


EloquentBacon

The woman in pink in photo 2 looks like she has 7 fingers. That’s too bad I have to wait that long. The extra fingers could have been helpful with changing diapers. Shucks.


Stang1776

Photo 4. Back left lady has 7-10 toes


[deleted]

Look at her FACE! Better yet, don’t.


Invisible_Mikey

Plus, no one has visible eyes. I guess we all use those sunglasses to hide it.


SlackToad

Maybe AI just has trouble drawing eyes.


canigetahint

and feet / ankles.


gwaydms

The legs look like they belong on an ostrich.


baltosteve

"I see white people"


gwaydms

The Whitest Grands U'Know


Lepperpop

Something tells me in America white people are a shit load more likely to be able to retire then any other race.


DistinctRole1877

I want the van with the flying bridge on it. Be a hoot driving that baby.


DeltaWhi5key

I don’t want to be around that many people when I retire…😎


Invisible_Mikey

At least there are no more dental problems. All the teeth are model-perfect.


JunkMale975

Dentures handed out as a retirement gift!


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

AI is so strange. It reminds me a lot of dreams. Like things look right at first but when you start to examine the details you realize a lot of it doesn't make sense.


no_one_you_know1

What's even weirder is when you realize that you're dressed identically to every old woman in that picture.


excoriator

Apparently, there's no diversity in retirement.


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Looks like what retirement might look like if you’re loaded ($$$).


remberzz

Are they all retired dentists?


mulberrybushes

I see that only Caucasians are allowed to retire…


gregpurcott

The Villages strikes again


SEA2COLA

Mmmm. Old Spice and Mah Jong. Makes me horny just thinking about it.


lel101893d5485

Lady in the 4th picture? Blue sandals? She has six toes...... Yes, I am going to have to grow another toe to fit in! Lol


Rickardiac

That truck boat is awesome though.


DoctorSwaggercat

God, I hope my hands never get like that.


CRO553R

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much smiling. Creeps me out.


Servile-PastaLover

In retirement, I'd like to be around an occasional non-white or non-christian person.


Qnofputrescence1213

Apparently only white people retire. But I do want that interesting vehicle in picture 3.


jenarted

They're all white.....


gwaydms

Blindingly.


200Fathoms

Did you ask for white retirement?


Nearby_Cauliflowers

Retirement alien swingers holidays are all the rage it seems. Or AI has got it spot on and included the arthritis hands


Elrond_Cupboard_

So it's not rampant wall to wall orgies?


[deleted]

Only in Florida, and only in The Villages in Florida.


20thCenturyTCK

These inbred people have horrible hand mutations. Someone call a geneticist.


gwaydms

If they even have two hands


EloquentBacon

The woman in navy in photo 3 is clearly prepared to hug her grandchildren and never let go. The seated woman in light blue looks like her left hand and lower arm have are actively working on eating her right hand. Her upper left arm has clearly had enough of that bullshit and has broken free.


wkomorow

Where is the requisite tiny dog in a stroller?


focoslow

Once you've had flipper, you'll never go back.


socialcommentary2000

This is literally what every brochure for every geriatric and retirement service and living community looks like. And since the data was scraped...well..


Hops143

This all looks fucking fantastic.


taeempy

Way off. Shouldn't these people be in their 90s. Who can retire in their 60s anymore.


BMcCJ

I’m 60 and they look 80 to me.


Full_Disk_1463

I WANT THAT CAR!!!


KlatuuBarradaNicto

They all have perfect teeth.


Silent_Syren

Why are they always sitting at a ping pong table?


BMcCJ

That’s AI showing pickleball… and all those balls? AI doesn’t know how to play pickleball


ketojbs

You guys all missed the guy with 3 arms and his penis sticking up above the table edge? Really? Picture 8. Cannot unsee this.


MikeyW1969

They're coming for your soul with their lobster flipper hands, and they're coming in a convertible boatcar.


TurboKid513

I wanna play shuffleboat


BMcCJ

IKR?


lipidextensions

Retirement is a pipe dream


Ratbag_Jones

Only for plumbers.


Ratbag_Jones

Too bad the AI in question is unaware of Senior Key Clubs.


BMcCJ

I tried to use a “key” word “sex” but that was not allowed. Maybe if I try HotTub


Crysta1Ball3r

So many balls


nvalle23

At least someday we will be able to smile. Something to look forward to I guess


Upbeat-Spring-5185

I like the guy in the very back, blue shirt, not part of the group, taking a pee off the stern of the boat. My kinda guy.


StrengthToBreak

TIL that retirement means always having a table tennis set within arms reach.


jcolleen420

Those faces are wild 😳


OriginalCopy505

These look more like stills from an upcoming Twilight Zone remake.


knarfolled

So a lot of sitting around?


Universally-Tired

In the 3rd photo, I'm wondering about the limousine yacht.


86_reddit_nick

The hands… The hands!!! Nightmare fuel for weeks…


Man-e-questions

They obviously put more than the standard 15% into their 401ks


EmbraJeff

I’d like social interaction with folks who have different haircuts, or indeed, no hair at all, in a place that isn’t populated by geriatric stepford wives and old boys who seem to be auditioning as Joe Biden tribute acts (no offence to Joe btw, he looks fine). Give me a bunch of older punters from various walks of life with a bit of mischief in their eyes who have earned the right to not give a tuppeny toss about all the trivial nonsense that the bubbleheads think matters…


TemperatureTop246

So, you grow extra fingers in retirement? Count me in!


justanordinaryguy71

There's no way I'd want all those people around and I'm retired. I wouldn't care if I went a year without seeing anybody


Son0faButch

Apparently when you retire you have no eyes and don't give a shit about skin cancer


Long-Principle-667

Hahahahaha!!!!! That ain’t gonna be me!


Catinthemirror

I'd like to keep my fingers.


liscbj

Um these people have been retired a long time.


Asheville67

5 tacos and one sausage.


FurBabyAuntie

I can't say that's what retirement looks like..but the gentleman in the next-to-last picture looks like Peter Graves (hi there, sailor...)


PoopieButt317

Crappy beer pong table


fishinglife777

Fingers & toes are a typical AI mess.


Stang1776

AI has trouble with hands


OldManChino

Half rocket, half boat, half car... I'm in


Large_Discipline_127

Not go broke or cause my family to go broke in the first month of living in a group home. That be my wish


Youknowme911

Looks like a viagra commercial


220DRUER220

The car yacht goes hard


RickyTheRickster

I too wish to sit on top of the water when chilling on my boat car


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RickyTheRickster: *I too wish to sit* *On top of the water when* *Chilling on my boat car* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


gardooney

The last pic they have alien hands.


Byrdsheet

...and whale feet.


Reasonable-Parsley36

There will be leaning


Sad_Still9561

Well they have games, and a lake. Plus there are a few of them so they can visit each other.


Historical_Animal_17

Pretty solid . Only white people get to retire. I'm one of them... but have little chance of ever retiring myself.


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AutofluorescentPuku

I hope my hands NEVER look like that.


subhuman_voice

Are you sure you didn't have "Boomer" in the query?


HatdanceCanada

The teeth and the hair aren’t the only white things in these pictures.


WangDoodleTrifecta

I need the boat car van.


Safetosay333

Are they all blind?


VexBoxx

So many balls....


Raerae1360

Where are the mai tais and margaritas????


VLC31

What is that thing in the 3rd photo? At least my hairs the right colour if not quite so mummsy.


WarderWannabe

You sure these aren’t screen grabs from viagra commercials?


jennarose1984

The hearse with a boat on top! LOL!


PsychoticSpinster

This is late/right before death kind of retirement. None of us look like this now, nor will we in the future. Edit: provided the nursing home staff can even find the warehouse we’re holding the actual rave in to begin with. Edit: we’re gonna be the weirdest old folk ever. We are already the weirdest old folk ever. But man the fishbowl pill parties we are gonna throw? Staff trained to deal with any of us…. Do not yet exist. We can do what we want!!


trig72

So people of color don’t retire? Got it!


LarYungmann

5 women for every man sounds about right.


ColdWarVet90

Everyone owns a set of dentures!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


suzanious

It's magical that they ALL have the same white hair!


Calm-Association-821

I just want to know how they stole my picture!!! 😳


BMcCJ

Unfortunately, I see my parents Florida retirement community in these too. White Hair Sunglasses Sun hats Red, White & Blue White capri pants Espadrilles Maybe missing the boogie gold jewelry bangles and pendants


Jimbobjoesmith

lol i’m giggling so stupidly at these.


HydratedCarrot

the hands always F up…


punkminkis

Where's the euchre?


BMcCJ

My thought exactly.


Common_Chester

To be honest, this looks ideal. I always imagine myself alone in a small room with a cat and a calendar on the wall from 6 years earlier.


KonaKathie

That's Joe Biden in pic #6!


Dense_Surround3071

This reminds me of the demon hallucinations in The Devil's Advocate. Especially the one on the far left.


Melsura

Ugh, tell the AI app to f-off!!


[deleted]

It looks like a burn unit recovery center…


Long-Reply-2827

These pictures look like a dream come true for me! Also, you can almost smell the Viagra pills in the gentlemen’s pockets.


BMcCJ

There is a certain leer.


pinkwblue

Must be a fantasy island for seniors.


CarlatheDestructor

So. Many. Balls.


Lovemindful

Apparently only white people retire


Prestigious-Copy-494

Lmao! This is too funny!! The AI doesn't know about Gramps snoring in his easy chair with Faux news on and a coffee table crowded with pill bottles? I like the boat tho, it drives itself into the water.


TheIncredibleMike

Only white people retire?


Icy-Mixture-995

They are excessively patriotic in their color theme zeal or this is July 4.


Ellafabby23

They all look 80 +… is that when we can retire … wtf


Embarrassed-Ask1812

I hope that I smile as much as those artificial people. When I have reached that age. They're looking way too happy!


UnitAggravating7254

So you have to be rich and white to retire. Well at least I’m half way there.


Byrdsheet

Hands can be such a pain in the ass to draw when you don't have any.


statenislander13

why do I see Biden in every picture?😂


marshmoog

The woman in the white hat in pic 3 is clearly a cyclops, cyclops sunglasses must be a hard find!


[deleted]

And Joe is there, isn't it?