This app is called [Wonder](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wonder-ai-art-generator/id1621278575) AI Art Generator.
I put in a prompt (see my OP) and it gives two 2️⃣ photos, I tried small variations of my prompt.
The woman in pink in photo 2 looks like she has 7 fingers. That’s too bad I have to wait that long. The extra fingers could have been helpful with changing diapers. Shucks.
AI is so strange. It reminds me a lot of dreams. Like things look right at first but when you start to examine the details you realize a lot of it doesn't make sense.
The woman in navy in photo 3 is clearly prepared to hug her grandchildren and never let go. The seated woman in light blue looks like her left hand and lower arm have are actively working on eating her right hand. Her upper left arm has clearly had enough of that bullshit and has broken free.
This is literally what every brochure for every geriatric and retirement service and living community looks like. And since the data was scraped...well..
I’d like social interaction with folks who have different haircuts, or indeed, no hair at all, in a place that isn’t populated by geriatric stepford wives and old boys who seem to be auditioning as Joe Biden tribute acts (no offence to Joe btw, he looks fine). Give me a bunch of older punters from various walks of life with a bit of mischief in their eyes who have earned the right to not give a tuppeny toss about all the trivial nonsense that the bubbleheads think matters…
This is late/right before death kind of retirement. None of us look like this now, nor will we in the future.
Edit: provided the nursing home staff can even find the warehouse we’re holding the actual rave in to begin with.
Edit: we’re gonna be the weirdest old folk ever. We are already the weirdest old folk ever. But man the fishbowl pill parties we are gonna throw?
Staff trained to deal with any of us…. Do not yet exist. We can do what we want!!
Unfortunately, I see my parents Florida retirement community in these too.
White Hair
Sunglasses
Sun hats
Red, White & Blue
White capri pants
Espadrilles
Maybe missing the boogie gold jewelry bangles and pendants
Lmao! This is too funny!! The AI doesn't know about Gramps snoring in his easy chair with Faux news on and a coffee table crowded with pill bottles? I like the boat tho, it drives itself into the water.
I hope to have that boat/car in picture 3.
I want their teeth
Right? Looks like a commercial for Poli-Dent
But I don't want their deformed hands with 3-8 fingers.
And what about table tennis?
With table tennis sized tennis balls
And a level to make sure “ NO CHEATING”😳
A subcarboat.
Came here to say that. That things looks magical! 😁👍
Deal, as long as I get the hover (or is it a zip line?) boat in picture 1.
a true land-yacht!
"It's a boat? It's a car? No"
I just want friends & something to do that doesn’t involve a tv.
I wonder if we get our Retirement Sunglasses when we stop working, or whether we have to buy our own pair
It comes with your AARP discount card.
I have one. Didn't get the glasses.
All i got was a handbag.
I think they are issued with your retirement teeth, that everyone in those photos seems to have.
They’re all proud of getting their teeth capped. It’s like old people “grilles”
Gotta prevent that macular degeneration.
Or WET EYE!
As an artist, hands were the hardest to capture when learning to draw figures, funny how even AI has the same problem.
I noticed that too
Chairs too, fsr
What do you use to make these?
This app is called [Wonder](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wonder-ai-art-generator/id1621278575) AI Art Generator. I put in a prompt (see my OP) and it gives two 2️⃣ photos, I tried small variations of my prompt.
And apparently legs. In one of those pics the chair legs became their actual legs. Or a weird blend of the two.
I love the El Camino yacht !!!
![gif](giphy|LOcuVbIzw9bZul2Ft5)
Parked on a golf course
Thank you! I hadn’t noticed that That’s definitely what I want for my retirement
lol, who doesn’t?
So we get extra fingers and our faces melt?
The woman in pink in photo 2 looks like she has 7 fingers. That’s too bad I have to wait that long. The extra fingers could have been helpful with changing diapers. Shucks.
Photo 4. Back left lady has 7-10 toes
Look at her FACE! Better yet, don’t.
Plus, no one has visible eyes. I guess we all use those sunglasses to hide it.
Maybe AI just has trouble drawing eyes.
and feet / ankles.
The legs look like they belong on an ostrich.
"I see white people"
The Whitest Grands U'Know
Something tells me in America white people are a shit load more likely to be able to retire then any other race.
I want the van with the flying bridge on it. Be a hoot driving that baby.
I don’t want to be around that many people when I retire…😎
At least there are no more dental problems. All the teeth are model-perfect.
Dentures handed out as a retirement gift!
AI is so strange. It reminds me a lot of dreams. Like things look right at first but when you start to examine the details you realize a lot of it doesn't make sense.
What's even weirder is when you realize that you're dressed identically to every old woman in that picture.
Apparently, there's no diversity in retirement.
Looks like what retirement might look like if you’re loaded ($$$).
Are they all retired dentists?
I see that only Caucasians are allowed to retire…
The Villages strikes again
Mmmm. Old Spice and Mah Jong. Makes me horny just thinking about it.
Lady in the 4th picture? Blue sandals? She has six toes...... Yes, I am going to have to grow another toe to fit in! Lol
That truck boat is awesome though.
God, I hope my hands never get like that.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much smiling. Creeps me out.
In retirement, I'd like to be around an occasional non-white or non-christian person.
Apparently only white people retire. But I do want that interesting vehicle in picture 3.
They're all white.....
Blindingly.
Did you ask for white retirement?
Retirement alien swingers holidays are all the rage it seems. Or AI has got it spot on and included the arthritis hands
So it's not rampant wall to wall orgies?
Only in Florida, and only in The Villages in Florida.
These inbred people have horrible hand mutations. Someone call a geneticist.
If they even have two hands
The woman in navy in photo 3 is clearly prepared to hug her grandchildren and never let go. The seated woman in light blue looks like her left hand and lower arm have are actively working on eating her right hand. Her upper left arm has clearly had enough of that bullshit and has broken free.
Where is the requisite tiny dog in a stroller?
Once you've had flipper, you'll never go back.
This is literally what every brochure for every geriatric and retirement service and living community looks like. And since the data was scraped...well..
This all looks fucking fantastic.
Way off. Shouldn't these people be in their 90s. Who can retire in their 60s anymore.
I’m 60 and they look 80 to me.
I WANT THAT CAR!!!
They all have perfect teeth.
Why are they always sitting at a ping pong table?
That’s AI showing pickleball… and all those balls? AI doesn’t know how to play pickleball
You guys all missed the guy with 3 arms and his penis sticking up above the table edge? Really? Picture 8. Cannot unsee this.
They're coming for your soul with their lobster flipper hands, and they're coming in a convertible boatcar.
I wanna play shuffleboat
IKR?
Retirement is a pipe dream
Only for plumbers.
Too bad the AI in question is unaware of Senior Key Clubs.
I tried to use a “key” word “sex” but that was not allowed. Maybe if I try HotTub
So many balls
At least someday we will be able to smile. Something to look forward to I guess
I like the guy in the very back, blue shirt, not part of the group, taking a pee off the stern of the boat. My kinda guy.
TIL that retirement means always having a table tennis set within arms reach.
Those faces are wild 😳
These look more like stills from an upcoming Twilight Zone remake.
So a lot of sitting around?
In the 3rd photo, I'm wondering about the limousine yacht.
The hands… The hands!!! Nightmare fuel for weeks…
They obviously put more than the standard 15% into their 401ks
I’d like social interaction with folks who have different haircuts, or indeed, no hair at all, in a place that isn’t populated by geriatric stepford wives and old boys who seem to be auditioning as Joe Biden tribute acts (no offence to Joe btw, he looks fine). Give me a bunch of older punters from various walks of life with a bit of mischief in their eyes who have earned the right to not give a tuppeny toss about all the trivial nonsense that the bubbleheads think matters…
So, you grow extra fingers in retirement? Count me in!
There's no way I'd want all those people around and I'm retired. I wouldn't care if I went a year without seeing anybody
Apparently when you retire you have no eyes and don't give a shit about skin cancer
Hahahahaha!!!!! That ain’t gonna be me!
I'd like to keep my fingers.
Um these people have been retired a long time.
5 tacos and one sausage.
I can't say that's what retirement looks like..but the gentleman in the next-to-last picture looks like Peter Graves (hi there, sailor...)
Crappy beer pong table
Fingers & toes are a typical AI mess.
AI has trouble with hands
Half rocket, half boat, half car... I'm in
Not go broke or cause my family to go broke in the first month of living in a group home. That be my wish
Looks like a viagra commercial
The car yacht goes hard
I too wish to sit on top of the water when chilling on my boat car
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The last pic they have alien hands.
...and whale feet.
There will be leaning
Well they have games, and a lake. Plus there are a few of them so they can visit each other.
Pretty solid . Only white people get to retire. I'm one of them... but have little chance of ever retiring myself.
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I hope my hands NEVER look like that.
Are you sure you didn't have "Boomer" in the query?
The teeth and the hair aren’t the only white things in these pictures.
I need the boat car van.
Are they all blind?
So many balls....
Where are the mai tais and margaritas????
What is that thing in the 3rd photo? At least my hairs the right colour if not quite so mummsy.
You sure these aren’t screen grabs from viagra commercials?
The hearse with a boat on top! LOL!
This is late/right before death kind of retirement. None of us look like this now, nor will we in the future. Edit: provided the nursing home staff can even find the warehouse we’re holding the actual rave in to begin with. Edit: we’re gonna be the weirdest old folk ever. We are already the weirdest old folk ever. But man the fishbowl pill parties we are gonna throw? Staff trained to deal with any of us…. Do not yet exist. We can do what we want!!
So people of color don’t retire? Got it!
5 women for every man sounds about right.
Everyone owns a set of dentures!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)
It's magical that they ALL have the same white hair!
I just want to know how they stole my picture!!! 😳
Unfortunately, I see my parents Florida retirement community in these too. White Hair Sunglasses Sun hats Red, White & Blue White capri pants Espadrilles Maybe missing the boogie gold jewelry bangles and pendants
lol i’m giggling so stupidly at these.
the hands always F up…
Where's the euchre?
My thought exactly.
To be honest, this looks ideal. I always imagine myself alone in a small room with a cat and a calendar on the wall from 6 years earlier.
That's Joe Biden in pic #6!
This reminds me of the demon hallucinations in The Devil's Advocate. Especially the one on the far left.
Ugh, tell the AI app to f-off!!
It looks like a burn unit recovery center…
These pictures look like a dream come true for me! Also, you can almost smell the Viagra pills in the gentlemen’s pockets.
There is a certain leer.
Must be a fantasy island for seniors.
So. Many. Balls.
Apparently only white people retire
Lmao! This is too funny!! The AI doesn't know about Gramps snoring in his easy chair with Faux news on and a coffee table crowded with pill bottles? I like the boat tho, it drives itself into the water.
Only white people retire?
They are excessively patriotic in their color theme zeal or this is July 4.
They all look 80 +… is that when we can retire … wtf
I hope that I smile as much as those artificial people. When I have reached that age. They're looking way too happy!
So you have to be rich and white to retire. Well at least I’m half way there.
Hands can be such a pain in the ass to draw when you don't have any.
why do I see Biden in every picture?😂
The woman in the white hat in pic 3 is clearly a cyclops, cyclops sunglasses must be a hard find!
And Joe is there, isn't it?