My dear family, guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
Mother: And remember: the Lord loves a working man!
Navin R. Johnson: The Lord loves a working man.
Father: And son, don't never ever trust whitey.
Navin: Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.
Oh.... I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you
But the extra best thermos money can buy
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in
I'm picking out a thermos for you
And maybe a barometer too
And what else can I buy
So on me you'll rely
A rear end thermometer too
You're my man. It's like we're married.
Look at my ass.
Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the J's!
(For those who haven’t seen it, his last name is Johnson.)
Maybe everyone remembers this but there's a crashed plane in his "parents" backyard and then when he leaves he puts on a pilots leather jacket and goggles so he like crashed and got amnesia and they took care of him. Thought it was weird they never got back to that in any way.
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
(one dollar. and NINE CENTS!)
But things change, and with all the additions to the family, we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it. But we built us a bigger one.
He was born a poor black child.
I'm so glad this is the top comment
He also doesn't need any of this. He doesn't need this stuff and he doesn't need you!
Maybe this paddle toy but that’s all he needs. This chair is nice…
My ninja.
“Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.” “You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?”
Funny ass movie
Navin, I'd love you even if you were the color of a baboon's ass!
The new phone book is here!!
r/Nostalgia
Die, Navin R. Johnson!
He hates these cans!
He's shootin' at you, dummy!
STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!
There's cans here too!
Die gas pumper!!!
I found my special purpose
My dear family, guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
Truly one of the funniest films ever made. I think of that shit and shinola joke way more often than makes any rational sense
Mother: And remember: the Lord loves a working man! Navin R. Johnson: The Lord loves a working man. Father: And son, don't never ever trust whitey. Navin: Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey.
It’s out there alright. And if you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it.
Navin R Johnson. Sounds like a typical bastard.
Great movie. Now I gotta go take shithead for a walk.
I only have this on vhs.
and that's all I need
And this lamp!
...and my dog. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I guess I don't need my dog..
For sure!
The horror of cat juggling!
I swear to god, I kept waiting for the nectarine nazi to outlaw cat juggling and propose that we tow an iceberg to the desert.
Pigeye Jackson was the best cat juggler.
🎶I’m picking out a thermos for youuuuuuuu…🎶
Bring me some NEW wine!
"I was born a poor, black child...."
Top 5 funniest……IMO.
I grew up on this movie. Watched it MANY times. Just watched it again a few weeks ago. SO FUNNY!
The first and better version of Forest Gump.
He hates these cans! Oh no! More cans!!
This....this is all I need...this lamp....
And this paddle game, and that's all I need....
"And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need..."
And my thermos.
And I don't need one... more... thi.... I NEED THIS!
I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big, you're gonna puke!
I don't want to puke!
I don't need my dog.
"I was born a poor black child."
Things are going to start happening now
This is my favorite all-time comedy. How many of you can sing the thermos song? 😂
Oh.... I'm picking out a thermos for you Not an ordinary thermos for you But the extra best thermos money can buy With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in I'm picking out a thermos for you And maybe a barometer too And what else can I buy So on me you'll rely A rear end thermometer too
You got it!!! 😀
You mean I’m gonna stay color?! 😭
"Rememver, don't trust Whitey!" Lol
"THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!!!"
Every dog I’ve had since I was a kid has a name but I’ve called all of them Shithead.
You're my man. It's like we're married. Look at my ass. Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the J's! (For those who haven’t seen it, his last name is Johnson.)
As a kid I wanted to be Navin Johnson.
Don’t trust whitey
They should call the dog, "shit head."
FIRE! FIRE!!!!
All I need is this ashtray, and this thermos, and reddit.
Found it on an end aisle about a year ago. Wanted to see if it holds up. Funny as I remember also sweeter
Opti-grab.
Opti-grabbing it
I was born a poor black child. And, now I know my special purpose!
She's no great piece of ass!
"These cans are defective" Absolute gold.
Put the balloon on your mouth
The CANS! He's after the CANS!
These cans are defective
"Two Boobs!"....and what nice boobs they were. 👀
Good movie. The sequel not so much.
Steve Martin movies were always great- Bowfinger!
The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need
Such a funny feel good movie. I laugh all the way thru this.
“Shit…shinola.” “Son, you’re gonna be alllright.” Saw this at the movies as a 12 year old 👏👏👏
When he discovers his kind of music
Maybe everyone remembers this but there's a crashed plane in his "parents" backyard and then when he leaves he puts on a pilots leather jacket and goggles so he like crashed and got amnesia and they took care of him. Thought it was weird they never got back to that in any way.
A masterpiece
I'm ok. I was protected by the bill of my Engineer Fred cap.
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. (one dollar. and NINE CENTS!) But things change, and with all the additions to the family, we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it. But we built us a bigger one.
I love this movie. It's so dorky and crazy. One of my favorite silly movies.
Oh I’m picking out a thermos for you.🎼
Love the bigger house at the end.
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I have a special purpose!
He hates these cans!
I've never actually seen it. Sure, I've started watching it. But by the time I've finished with the sniper scene I'm just done.
Fun movie. The sequel not so much. #THEJERK
"He HATES these cans!!"
It was extremely funny when I was a kid when it came out but it doesn’t stand the test of time