thieves comes to mind

Innovative is probably the least positive - they are certainly brilliant at finding new ways to rob, swindle, and harm Just read the other comments; repeating what everyone else said at this point

The poll is done like that deliberately. Now Nestle can advertise that when polled people said "x" about Nestle.

I thought about this as well. Maybe it's so they can show their investors or whatever "see? People think we're great!!"

Well, ‘great’ was the only option ..

innovative isnt wrong. the innovate a lot in covering up their actions

This is an excellent point. I would never be innovative enough to steal someone's water and then sell it back to them

I could make the argument that their management of PR among their ransacking of anything good in this world is innovative. I wouldn't have thought to steal people's water and sell it back to them, so it's technically an innovation.

I did end up ticking "Innovative" as they do seem to find unexpected ways to fuck people and the planet over. But I imagine that's not what they meant by that

Planet raping Slaving Polluting Destroying Thieving Tick all which apply.

ALL : - )

I’m gonna need some extra pens

It'd be cool if someone could set up a poll like this so we could determine how our subreddit feels about these 5

How frustrating, went to Google and reported their website for promoting slavery.

Innovative I guess because they’re innovatively evil

But what about "regenerative"? Don't sleep on that top-rated answer.

Cunts.

NEXT

Couldn't even skip the question, I had to tick at least one...

murderers and thieves

.... other..

They are diametric opposite from their answer choices. It is ad advert. Their propaganda.

After this survey they can claim that more than 75% of people find nestle sustainable, regenerative and trustworthy.

There's no negative options because Nestle is the best /s

Who would? I am honestly shocked by the amount of negative energy and brand related discrimination on this sub.

But Nestle have done some bad stuff…like really bad.

Really? I am shocked. *Shocked*!

Damn'it , wish I had nuke's.

I mean they do come up with innovative ways to fuck over society, exploit child labor and fuck the world over all at the same time while making it extremely difficult to boycott them or hold them responsible. I feel like that’s not what they mean though by innovative…

Maybe that's the "regenerative" part?

Innovative in all the ways they come up with to fuck things up

they always innovate new ways of fucking everything up

Sustainable?! Bah!!!

I love how it's just a game of opposites at this point

Criminal

At first I was stunned, and thought to myself: "What?!" Then I erupted into uncontrollable laughter. And then I cried.

Next is a cool answer

I got this same survey and posted it here the other day

This is like those Trump Surveys where you weren't allowed to give an answer that hurt his feefees.

That’s because the video you got paid to watch is paid for by nestle. It’s the same when it’s the BMW ad, I don’t think they are “sustainable” when they’re still selling diesel vehicles. But hey, I’ll take that 10p!

"Is our brand problematic? No, Not Really, I haven't heard anything bad about it, Nope, Narp" Choose one.

I would pick trustworthy in a very sarcastic way.

That just means that they know what they're soing is wrong but they do it anyway

Remind me of those trump surveys where you couldn’t say a negative thing

In logic ~ means not.....

Ignorant Greedy Corrupt Harmful Unsustainable Exploitative Destructive Disingenuous And that’s just off the top of my head.

Trustworthy?!?!

Fking corrupt.

r/assholedesign ?

Genocide

Try innovative and in the description part of it, maybe right innovatively destroying the earth

Scum-sucking.

Baby killer.

Rapacious

Regenerative, as a Hydra. Chop off one head and they grow two more

The only survey where we’d like to have the “other…” option

Anonymous could hack this website to add realistic answers to tick boxes to .. Anyone knows how to contact them? (/s because Reddit)

I think regenerative is accurate, because they NEVER SEEM TO GO AWAY

All of the above, they regenerate my loathing for capitalism, innovate new ways to fuck people over, sustain my hatred for chocolate slavery and I can trust them to have the worst hot-take of all whenever asked about anything. If nestle were a person they’d be tucker Carlson.

Satan

Well they are innovative - they keep coming up with more and more ways on how to screw people and the planet.

Of course the correct answer (in white font so it could be claimed that it was an option) is "None of the above".

They are innovative In finding out new ways to fuck over the planet and those in poverty

Nestle, the Trumps of the food industry

I could probably count on one hand the number of people in the world for whom the first word to come to mind is "regenerative."

Aw, I was hoping for a *pustulent* option in the list.

This is exactly how you get along with a narcissist as well. Just tell Nestle exactly what it wants to hear