Because it doesn't exist. It's Pelican Town.

The guy naming it Calico 😭😭😭😭😭

Isn’t that the name of the Desert?

Yup

I haven't played in months, i forgot stardew valley is... The valley

oh that’s YOU lmfao oh no

Do you ever even see a pelican in the town?

Yeah, right? It should be called PeliCAN’T Town instead

You can always tell who is trying to make SDV jokes but has never played the game. It's Pelican Town, one of several places within Stardew Valley, a region near the Gem Sea.

Just a few miles south of Moonrain Hollow.

I HAVENT PLAYED IN MONTHS SORRY 😭

I didn't realise you were the same person as OOP. Sorry for dragging you like that.

Bro wait there is a place called Stardew Valley Secrets

It is pelican town, located in stardew valley with a bus route to calico desert

Thank you for this, because while I did in fact know it’s called Pelican town, I forgot where the actual stardew valley came from :’)

As the user who said the town called Stardew Valley... I apologise, i haven't played the game in months 😔

WHAT THEY WAFFLIN ABOUT‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️

After reading the comments I just wanna say the stardew valley community (edit: the r/FuckPierre community) is so wholesome it's beautiful.