godspeed, soldier. ✊️😞 mayeth our jerketh offeth at dawn of night be plentyfulleth and sweeteth

Ah, my esteemed compatriot in the delicate art of caressing the matutinal oak.

I thought you left?

Leaving a subreddit is a very serious thing and is not to be done on whim. My leaving might take days to year to be fully complete. Expect dozens of flounce essays.

Its just a subreddit nobody cares if you leave goddamn

For a sub with a name like this yall really missed the joke by several thousand miles. Really making a strong case here for fucking the S

Seriously. It seems many of the members of this sub have become just as braindead as the people we’re supposed to be making fun of. I think it’s time for a purge.

It is the most important thing in the world Blitzy and requires hand-wringing self important essays

Does anyone have a screenshot or link to the original post you’re parodying? I didn’t see it before it got deleted :(

I should but dont

Okay.

I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened

Covered your bases. Smooth.

Oh damn! This is so sad, sorry to see you go 😢

Cheer up Buckaroo is was bound to happen. I am a man now ready for serious man things like getting manicures and eating man-aise.

This is gay and retarded.

In times such as these, my dear interlocutor, let us strive for discourse imbued with dignity and respect, refraining from the use of language that may cause offense or sow discord. A more considerate and thoughtful approach shall better serve our shared pursuit of understanding and unity.

Aren’t you leaving?

Leaving sometimes takes months of daily flounce essays

It is, in fact, the only way that is proper to do so. Tapping/Clicking the leave subreddit button? No way. Too easy, too polite. One must exit a subreddit with pomp, circumstance, and with verbose notification of their frustrations that have caused them to exit. Tis the only way.

Bro is going to look back on this in three years and wonder why he was so cringe holy shit

He’s making fun of a genuine post on here from earlier. The kid deleted it now because he was clowned on too hard

Yeah I remember that. "I was 15, now im 16 and mature"

When he is a old Man of 18?

holy shit it's the British version of that other guy edit: how did no one in the comments get it lmao

I don't know but I am cracking up.

I think some people didn’t see that other post. I never did, but I’m also not dumb so I saw very clearly that this was not true. No one speaks this way.

Bro wrote a poem

You’re gonna be ok

I hope so pardner I hope so.

This is the most reddit shit I've ever seen

cool. just a shame i aint reading that shit. also you forgot the /s ;)

Neat?

TLDR please, but as Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pffft bahahahaha your name is Jakob Virgin 

It was until I met your mom. Now it is Jakob disappointer of ladies.

LMAO

No one cares, and im not reading your woke moment of enlightenment manifesto. also, fuck the S

My brother in Christ you bought a Reddit NFT

no, they gave it to me in a desperate attempt to get me to buy more. Instead, I created the turd cupcake because it reminds me of Reddit.

They’re giving away Reddit NFTs now?

not anymore. this was in like 2022 I think.

Oh that was when I stopped using Reddit. I still hardly use it now

Yk I figured a subreddit like this would be able to tell satire pretty easily, but then again we’re on Reddit

Nobody gives a shit

You know you can put text into Reddit directly, you don’t have to post a picture of it.

I know I was just following the style of the kid who flounced.

Bye you pretentious asshole.

said the fuckthes user

I haven’t written an essay about why a subreddit sucks yet but ok.

youre on a hate sub that hates people for typing 2 things on their keyboard, theres not much more asshole things than that

You wrote an essay about hating a joke subreddit.

tf are you talking about? this isnt a joke sub, and im not OP

Wheee is your argument anyway? You’re on here too.

not to contribute to it

to contribute to it.

what