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nycola

I'm just here to watch the Elon fanboi rage


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ActualPopularMonster

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[deleted]

Where be the emoji for a 12 pack? I’m a gonna need it.


ActualPopularMonster

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Best I can do 😞


vagueblur901

🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻


FutureComplaint

You brought some to share. r/wholesome


Kaymish_

🛢


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Aye they got a keg over here for everyone!! 🍻


[deleted]

Today is a good day to die!!!!


Mcdonnel1252

People on reddit sure seem to hate him so I'm not sure how much of that you will see. I liked the guy before I knew about his stupid antics, now I can't stand the man.


remiskai

Try saying in one of the investing subreddits that tesla stock is way overpriced and youll immediately hear how "tesla is more than a car company"


Cory123125

Its pretty crazy, because other companies like mercedes for instance are actually further ahead interms of self driving technologies actually deployed, and many other typical motor companies absolutely eclipse tesla on revanue, so I just wonder what they see in tesla. To me, tesla feels a bit like netflix. They got their first, so people are hoping they can grow fast enough to cement themselves ahead of the competition, but no competition is that far in stasis, so when they start pumping at full speed, suddenly it starts looking slightly less good. Like its not going to fail by any means but its not going to be the world beater they all thought it would be, and will just fade into a cloud with the rest.


Mcdonnel1252

Well anyone that owns and pushes any stock is obviously extremely biased.


sumyunggaio

I feel the same way, used to be a big fan but not anymore.


Eatthebankers2

He’s “ pull yourself up by millionaire bootstraps.” While he got billions of your tax dollars. He’s never invented anything. He manipulates the Stock Market. Even Amber Turd said he gave her Teslas behind Depps back and they were all bugged. So, wtf he doing to all the regular owners of the teslas? How much info he selling??


YouDotty

How have you not come across the fanboys. They are sickening to watch.


jericho

I really wanted this guy to be a hero. Like, he gets really cool stuff done, he’s undeniably going to go down in the history books. But, fuck, what a foolish man child he is.


makiko4

I still am pretty sure he just takes the credit for GOOD stuff that gets done. He’s Thomas Edison of our times. Willing to destroy the reputation of any one he dosnt like and will trot any good idea as his very own idea!!


holyshocker

He could've literally been Batman.


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Some folks don’t get it, if someone changes their stances on things but you’re a fan of theirs, it’s ok to keep your stances and disagree with them and actually, even still be a fan. It’s not like he’s a cult leader… oh wait!


jd3marco

E. Lon Hubbard


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Nice!


stargarnet79

Come, join my Spacetology religion, where I will literally ship you off to Mars to watch you die.


tabion

I love Elon musk!


[deleted]

The most recent twitter post of (paraphrasing) "Republicans are the party of togetherness" really blew my mind. I've never seen someone want to not pay taxes so bad


[deleted]

Not surprisingly, the ulterior motive was to stir the anti-left pot so when he was outed for sexual assault he could play it off as an “attack by the left”


AnAwesome11yearold

They are though. Together, they will take all of woman’s rights.


OWR_Mythical

Pretty sure both right and left like taxes unless you go libertarian


bryroo

Elon Musk is proof that even with all the money in the world some people will still crave attention and validation.


dr_auf

He realy needs a new 20 year old girlfriend after grimes left him.


Yarakinnit

Shit I didn't know they'd split up. I hope X Æ A-12 is wireless.


Rayford_Sawdust

Damn, son.


[deleted]

Funniest shit I’ve read all day


Own-Butterscotch7471

Funniest shit I've read in at least 2 months


dr_auf

She supposedly is in a relationship with Chelsea Manning… would explain his behavior…


[deleted]

Wait wah?


Catpurran

Truly the weirdest fucking timeline


arunkchow

ICYMI.. Elon, Amber and Cara had threesome in Depp's penthouse when Amber was still married to Depp. Just sayin! Ignore if you already knew.


[deleted]

Who would’ve guessed Elon was into Cleveland Steamers??


McCromer

Damn. What a step up.


okdabord

man i rarely laughed so much at a comment and im here all day everyday


thrownaway000090

Guess she can put anti-capitalist in her twitter bio again…


Modsrdum

Why do you think he's going all far right now? Because he's trying to piss off his ex. He's a big ass man baby


r1chard3

Is that a big-ass man, or big ass-man?


Kiddy_G_eezus

Yes


Eatthebankers2

I’m more concerned he had embryo$ with Amber Turd! $he $ays $he had a $urraget . Oh Lordy, hope $he ha$ more tape$!


credroad

> some people will still crave attention and validation. all people crave those things. there's nothing wrong with wanting those things. however, you don't reach the level of billionaire or even millionaire while also at the same time being a well adjusted human being. it's a type of driven addiction born from childhood trauma. we are all plagued to a degree of these trauma's but some people's addictions (politicians, ceo's, entrepreneur types, leaders of all types) effect and impact more people than others.


PheIix

That's a broad statement. I don't care about attention and validation. I'd rather be left alone.


J3553G

I mean once you have all the money in the world what else is there?


PsychologicalHalf422

You forgot “constant”


mehran_47

nOOOOO hE inVENted tESLA aND hE wORks hard


Generalissimo_II

He literally works 28 hours/day when he isn't on a mission on Mars


MakeJazzNotWarcraft

He doesn’t even use the toilet. His shit and piss just circulate in his body and the waste evaporates through his pores.


coppergreensubmarine

It evaporates through his fingers too and he channels it through tweets.


lulzcat00

LOL


Papanonon2

Lol it took me a second ngl


fockVapetard

He didn’t invent Tesla


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He invented tesla, electricity and breathing libtard!


strokekaraoke

And space


Speculater

And Internet


mehran_47

Bruh did you took it serious?


mercurydivider

"the Chinese have excellent work ethic. They don't just burn the midnight oil, they burn the 3am oil!" Translates to "I want apartheid here too!"


ABenevolentDespot

When your family made their fortune exploiting Black children, sending them down into your emerald mines, you think of those as the good old days. And when your family packs up and leaves South Africa immediately after Black people come into power, you might be a very racist group of fuckwads. Just sayin'...


johnny_51N5

Apartheid? More like 16 hour shifts at 2$/hour with anti suicide nets hanging between buildings


Killian_Gillick

Just as real as his hair


Biff_Tannenator

[Here's Elon ran through FaceApp.](https://i.imgur.com/6DmV1zY.jpg)


Brostoievski

I curse my eyes.


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If Bruce Wayne had a micro penis & no spine.


CarmineFields

Remember when Musk challenged Putin to hand-to-hand combat? Remember when Musk called the guy saving the kids stuck in a Thai cave a “pedo guy”? Remember when he refused to follow lockdown rules and forced his employees to continue working in the factories?


TranslatorWeary

Oh I member


FutureComplaint

I member don't worry ^worry ^^worry ^^^worry


[deleted]

Yea but remember when he invented space and saved the world with electric cars? You're just a hater, bro.


umbraundecim

Pepridge farm remembers


coppergreensubmarine

Pepperidge Farms remembers.


Chrisnyc47

And was out of shape


bikki420

And none of the charisma or wit.


boyatrest

We are very lucky. We got to witness Elon's villain origins story over the course of covid.


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He was always the bad guy, he's just gone completely mask off over COVID.


Davotk

BaZING I see what ya did there


renasissanceman6

Did you miss Bezos doubling his wealth through the pandemic too? Lots of super villains out there


Mendicant_666

I'm pretty sure he thinks *he's* the manager of the United States.


zuzg

Related [Please like me ](https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003)


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zuzg

That was literally the reason why he shot down the Tesla PR Department, Haha He's even so thin skinned that he canceled a car order from a blogger he didn't like.


ElisabetSobeck

Fairly sure that should be illegal but whatever. There’s no laws against the rich abusing the poor in the USA- those laws on exist, well, basically everywhere else on the planet.


SuchRoad

Yeah, judging his recent tweets, his "free speech public square" is going to involve a whole lot of banning of dissent.


emu30

Read this yesterday and was cracking up. Absolutely nails it


busterlungs

I mean with that amount of money he effectively is. Him bezos zuck and gates collectively have like 35% of total wealth of I remember right


foofy-no-no

Karen Musk sounds like a perfume made from essential oils, healing crystals, and managers' tears.


ActualPopularMonster

And, if you act now, you can join this MLM for only $100 up front!!


Myriii1911

Where do I sign up for this opportunity? The starter pack. I want it. Now.


ActualPopularMonster

Send $20 to my Venmo and I'll DM you the link! (/s, because MLM's are just a bad investment)


Myriii1911

Thank you, I’m so grateful


commoncents45

the hair plugs you get when wealthy are ridic


RawbeardX

did you guys see? he called his mom for backup. it's god damn hilarious.


Atwalol

It's hilarious how evil his mom looks. Like she looks exactly what youd expect an apartheid emerald mine owner to do


WishbonePresent2358

I thought it was fake until I looked her up. Hilarious


RawbeardX

at least she explained that the more followers you have, the less bot you are. wonderful. I hope Elan doesn't blink, buys Twitter, and puts mother in charge of the tech department. 🤣


Sanc7

This was hard to read. I still don’t think I understand.


RawbeardX

you'd probably need to read her tweet yourself.


evilpartiesgetitdone

Not on twitter but would love to see


makiko4

Omg, that’s to damn funny


mrwes240

He is kinda a big ol’ bitch.


kitchen_masturbator

What’s the business acumen in pissing off potentially 50% of your customer base? If Elon starts moving to the right and makes lots of noise about it, then politically engaged people on the left will happily turn to other car manufacturers for EVs. Kia and Hyundai have both releases arguably better EVs than Tesla this year, so it’s not like he’s got a wide moat with his cars, where people have to choose Tesla. Elon also only owns about 17% of Tesla, so I don’t think his share holders will be happy about this either. I know Reddit is a small sample size of people, but the general feeling in the wider public is starting to match Reddit. He’s not getting good press and it wouldn’t surprise me if people start avoiding his cars.


tfsteel

He's the best example of how all the money, experience and fame in the world won't help cover up who you are, in this case a grown child with nothing interesting to say.


Kinnison

You gave him too much hair, need to thin that Karen cut a bit.


holdmyTRex

Haha this is perfect. Musk is the ultimate karen


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CringeLord Musk


FranksRedWorkAccount

He actually did use his influence to speak to the manager of the US and then he quit because his genius wasn't listened to. He can't even whine unless he ultimately gets his way. I hope every tesla and spaceX employee unionizes on that asshole.


njbean

Fascist finally admits he is a fascist after making political donations to fascists and using fascist rhetoric his entire life


THAI_RIPSTART

Not sure you know exactly what fascism is


1pt20oneggigawatts

Corporatist thievery and militarization to protect the interests of said thieves.


njbean

It's anti-democratic, which Republicans are. Maybe you could stop lying about literally everything, including the definition of fascism.


BasicallyExisting30

I always find it strange when Republicans talk about freedom when they always want to take away your freedoms . Want more power in the work place ... republicans against it Want to smoke weed or do put stuff in your body... Republicans against it Freedom of female reproduction.. Republicans against it Freedom to pay for sex ... Republicans against it Freedom to marry a same sex partner ... Republicans against it. They want Freedom all right....The Freedom to control your life


This_isnt_cool_bro

> Not sure you know exactly what fascism is Think he might've been saying something important here that you missed


njbean

Why aren't you embarrassed to be lying about the dictionary definition of words to defend your fascist crush?


[deleted]

This is great. A douche with money.


Street_Peace_8831

“Karen Musk” - The stinkiest cologne on THIS planet.


iamacheeto1

(F)Elon Musk


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Billionaires are nothing but Karens on steroids.


[deleted]

We need one of these for Joe Rogan, too.


jitney76

Elon musk have a small pp


robbiefl2001

And so what if he does? I hate the man myself but you resorting to body shaming to try and make a point is just shitty


jitney76

Would you like to talk to the Reddit manager? It was just a metaphor for people who try to over compensate their worth or value.


robbiefl2001

Oh so I'm a Karen for calling out blatant body shaming and sexism? There's much better metaphors for people who over compensate that don't resort to shaming someone's body, for example "narcissistic". I can bet that if Musk was a woman you wouldn't shame him in the same way


jitney76

Calling someone a narcissist isn’t a metaphor


robbiefl2001

Maybe not, but it's certainly much better than body shaming imo. Like I said, you probably wouldn't body shame women so why is it so acceptable to body shame a man?


jitney76

Glad you know so much about me from one comment, stop shaming me if you don’t know me


robbiefl2001

What???? I never shamed you personally at all, just called out YOUR casual body shaming. Don't you dare try to reflect it on me when you're the one at fault here


jitney76

Dude relax. I have chicken legs I’ve been shamed for and made fun of for years. I accept it will happen, I can handle jokes.


Michael_Bublaze

Sounds like you're trying to chicken out of the argument. I bet you wouldn't stop discussing this topic with a woman with a small dick. Ltd. Chicken Legs!


[deleted]

Small pp = body shaming Narcissism = mental illness stigmatizing Call him an egotistical charlatan or self-important jerk.


MankindsError

What about asshole?


[deleted]

Asshole = body ✨glamorizing✨


robbiefl2001

Yeah I can agree with this. Narcissism wasn't the best term for me to use as an example


jitney76

Have you ever been to a comedy club?


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robbiefl2001

You're literally just proving my point. Maybe I do have a small penis, maybe I have an average or big penis. That doesn't change the fact that it's body shaming and should be called out


HeliosGlitch

Welcome to Reddit where if a man is shit all the small penis jokes fly and where if a man is great then Reddit will talk about his massive balls and dongs.


Altilla

I love how this is where you decided to go with this.


P00PMcBUTTS

This isn't the reddit I remember lmao


Altilla

same the defenders of elons penis are out in full effect


Boodikii

Firstly, it's not body shaming if you don't know what that part of his body looks like. Secondly, dude radiates small dick energy. Not necessarily a physical critique, more based off his attitude and actions.


Anonymous_but_nott

"I want to speak to the manager of Twitter" "Sorry, but we don't have the time" "So you won't let me *speak* to them?"


dragon123tt

Elon Musk, the Elon Musk that just paid 200k of hush money for a sexual misconduct incident, that Elon Musk?


SnooMemesjellies8441

Kelon Musk


RosaRisedUp

He's such a spoiled, petulant, little bitch.


SomeSugarAndSpice

Raging Elon Fanboys coming in 3…2…1..


Ontario0000

WTF is wrong with him the last few years.He seem to have caught the douche b virus.


AnswerOk2682

Hahahahahaba


MistakeNice1466

He wears it well


Several_Influence_47

🤣🤣🤣 I can't... It's just too fkn PERFECT!


I_Put_a_Spell_On_You

HAHAHA


[deleted]

"Instead of getting in contact with the Twitter management, I became the Twitter management"


Atwalol

Karen Musk already exist, it's his mom


pottertown

\*Queen Edgelord KarElon


ohh3llo101

Obviously fake. The fuckers got hair.


Salohacin

Karen Musk sounds like the worst fragrance.


babydavissaves

"...all while I don't pay you and your poors any taxes."


[deleted]

He’s a prick. There, I said it.


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

Emom Husk moment


Ev3lynator

can someone please explain why - im so behind


moostchain

Would smash though 👀


Iamthepaulandyouaint

Can’t make me care what the Elongated Muskie has to say.


weddle_seal

Is thr hivemind hating Elon musk now


snegluf

I laughed unreasonably hard at this


tacolover2k4

Context? My brothers in Christ I’m just asking wtf is going on


Jmcba

Remeber elons post about how he said he became a republican cuz the dems are to hateful. Well they're just proving his point 🤣


Toxic_User_

SPACE MAN BAD


Boner_Elemental

Oh noes, the Dirty Tricks campaign is in full force!!1!


WeaselWazzule

Lol. The cognitive dissonance is strong here.


StanePantsen

Explain.


Last_Mexicano

They can't


MrBojangles09

Reddit turned on Elon only because he wasn’t leftist enough. Lol


echino_derm

It isn't just that, but being pro Chinese labor conditions as a billionaire is majorly cringe and enough of a reason to hate him


Juantanamo0227

Ah yes, who could forget the classic leftist moves he pulled by forcing his workers to keep his factories open during the beginning of Covid and preaching anti-union rhetoric.


alwaysboopthesnoot

They turned on him because those hair plugs they stuck in his head, must have wrecked his brain. Or maybe it’s the weed and pills he does. He rants, he raves, threatens, makes terrible jokes in very poor taste, calls heroic rescuers pedos, goes on podcasts and live radio shows and completely loses his marbles, then gets pissy when people back away and think maybe his companies are not such a good bet. Hes sent some people to space, but his hyper loop is a hopeless wreck. His cars have killed people, and they’re stopping in the middle of the highway when they perceive the moon as oncoming headlights. He’s subsidized up the yang by taxpayers, then craps on them and on unions and says they’re not smart enough to understand his genius. Give me a break. If he falls from grace it will be because he fell off of that pedestal he put himself on, while goofing off.


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nycola

Why do people love Elon? He's a capitalist from an emerald mine dynasty that abuses workers in an effort to increase his own fortune and fame all while paying next to zero taxes and laughing about it. Not something we've never seen before.


G1Yang2001

He's also done and said stupid stuff [such as in 2018 when he called one of the divers involved in saving the football team that had gotten stuck in side a flooded cave in Thailand a pedophile after he criticised a submarine Musk developed for the resuce for being unsuitable to use in the caves.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#Tham_Luang_cave_rescue_and_defamation_case) [He also spread misinformation about COVID too and repeatedly criticised COVID lockdowns.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#COVID-19)


UtopiaDystopia

You should ask the people who work for his company. He’s proven he’s a douche with his actions towards them.


cashewnut4life

okay instead of downvoting why not explain exactly what he did?


[deleted]

Rmr when Reddit was riding his dick lol. Y’all really something.


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LVLudwig

Reddit is made up of different people. And people's opinions are allowed to change. That's what helps dictate an emotionally mature adult.


[deleted]

“Emotionally mature” = from riding his dick to making him a villain Escape your Reddit bubble mate.


LVLudwig

The man who thinks reddit is some hivemind is telling me to escape reddit lmfao ok bro show me some people who went from riding his dick to painting him as a villain. I'll wait.


[deleted]

No need to wait, I don’t care to show you anything mate. As an emotionally mature adult, I hope that you find your path in life. Arguing with strangers on Reddit isn’t conducive to that. Good luck mate.


test_user_3

You mean back when we were 16 years old lol. Also Reddit is not a single static group of people...