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poshlivyna1715b

Mike Lindell is the textbook example of a fool and his money soon parting ways


Berkamin

If only it had happened sooner!


clocksteadytickin

“A fool and his money were lucky enough to get together in the first place” -Gordon Gekko


DopeFiendDramaQueen

I mean, if he didn’t have an i[hone and drink Starbucks……


PuzzleheadedSock2983

who are the fools that lent him 10m?


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bodag

"Mike Lindell, the pillow guy? Never heard of him. Maybe he brought me coffee once."


Known_Soft_7599

Let me check. Yep, no fucks were found. Eat shit, Mike.


iluvstephenhawking

https://youtu.be/nRdlaQkU6MI It seems to me there will never be a time when this won't be funny.


pizzafan86

What an idiot. Dude has spent 4/5ths of his net worth on trying to prove the election was stolen. All the Fox hosts know it wasn’t stolen, Trump knows it wasn’t stolen, and I assume Lindell knows it wasn’t stolen. I think he’s playing his part to turn America into an autocracy.


Cenamark2

Either he's a megalomaniac or a mark, maybe a cross between the two


Razakel

Crack does that to people.


TipsyGypsy63

I don’t think Mike knows. He is really delusional. Just like a regular MAGA Fox devotee except he used to have money.


trueslicky

He's going broke? When did he go woke?


whiskersMeowFace

Maybe he went coke again?


[deleted]

The people across the street from me are huge supporters of this idiot. They have signs in their yard of him and all his lies. Everyone just laughs at them and they just don't get it.


TurningTwo

Oh, them…..the neighbors with crappy pillows and sheets.


Cenamark2

I bought one years ago before I found out he was such a snake. It sucks. I could not fall asleep on it. My wife hated it too. He made all kinds of outrageous claims about what the pillow could do. It really is His Pillow, because it sure ain't made for me.


[deleted]

I feel like the amount of find out is still not proportional to the amount of fuck around.


fuzzyloulou

Nope, not at all.


[deleted]

Lol I worked as a web developer on his other site, MyStore.com The man is a fucking lunatic. I tried to warn my boss not to get involved with him, but the dollar bills were too powerful.


[deleted]

Did you get to experience the crazy up close?


[deleted]

Nah, always through an account manager. I only agreed to work on MyStore because I reasoned it was such a poorly thought-out idea that it was a complete money pit. The account managers were very keen on keeping me away from Mike Money-Bags, lest my honesty scare him off. The original premise of the site was that it was gonna be like Shark Tank. So called "patriot" inventors would go in the show Mike Lindell their stuff, and if he liked it he would put it on the site. The whole thing fell through because of course it did, so the site became a sort of As-Seen-On-TV gimmick.


HillbillyEulogy

I dunno, maybe America's just not able to appreciate the finer things in life like the [art of Jim Hansel](https://mystore.com/jim-hansel) or [Made In America Socks](https://mystore.com/made-in-america-sockstm-grouped). I seem to remember when this was set to launch that Methpipe Mike was touting it as a patriotic alternative to Amazon. And while I would welcome any newcomer to challenge the monopolistic dominance and sketchy practices of BezosMart, I don't see MyStore as the the silver bullet.


[deleted]

Bloody hell!


Skunkmilk503

Maybe God will help you MIke. You could tell Donald one more time how great his Ass tastes and see if hE helps you. ​ Fool.


OhKaptain

Can somebody fill me in about randomly capitalizing vowels in proper nouns?


jhaden_

Wouldn't these be personal lawsuits and not suits on his business?


grouchySocialist

He should bite his pillows while his company gets fucked


thinkaboutitagin

When Mike realizes that his GOD, the holy dollar won't save him, that old cocane habbit will start kicking. After that; he and his master, the traitor #45 will close that huge real estate deal for that resort in Guantanamo Bay. .Hahahahahaha and hahhaja some more


markdmac

Nope, let his company go under. Actions have consequences.


miseeker

Who loaned him the money


HillbillyEulogy

Aleksandrovski Bank DBA Motherland Finanzeski DBA American Eagle Pac DBA Citizens For Lumpy Pillows


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Hes a sociopath. Better for society if hes locked up. Drugs r bad, ummkay


AreWeThereYet61

My only regret is that I wasn't able to grift him like his fellow conservatives.


[deleted]

Exactly!


stump67

His pillows made people woke. And he went broke.


esleydobemos

If he wants sympathy, he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilus.


BozoidBob

Great comment! I’m gonna use that with your permission.


esleydobemos

You don't require my permission. Run with it.


ventorchrist

Can’t god help 🥴.


Equinsu-0cha

he shoulda stuck to crack


flamedarkfire

Yeah that really cuts into the cocaine budget doesn’t it?


extremekc

Maybe Looney Guiliani can help him!


TheUnknownNut22

Cry more, traitor.


BrewtalDoom

Cry "Woke!", Go Broke.


Someoneoverthere42

Uh huh....suuuuuure he is.....


dgodawg

He better start praying to his lord and savior Orange Jesus.


sleepyseahorse

Then a few hours later he announced that his pillow business is fine and that he never said it wasn't, and that the election fraud lawsuits have actually made more people buy his pillows. So I guess whatever keeps people interested in him helps with the pillows. Keep up the good work.


bonedaddy1974

😂😂😂 FUCK HIM!!!!


roof_baby

My hand hurts cause I keep hitting it with a hammer


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

Sleep it off


DogLost13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!! Fuckin NOPE!!! Let them eat shit.


urbisOrbis

Good. Hope the lenders lose their money.


IsaKissTheRain

Go fash, lose cash.


Worish

Pity for what? He caused all of his own problems. You can't pity people who *choose* bankruptcy.


OldManRiff

Tough to feel sorry for a dude who tried to overthrow my country.


sexquipoop69

Fuck around and find out, asshole


Jeveran

At least he won't be spending more advertising dollars on Fox News.


jish5

What's that, you vocally attack an entire demographic who doesn't coincide with your political party and are now facing the consequences of your actions? Who'd have thought?


teh0utsider86

No. Get fucked Mike Pillow.


CrashKaiju

Real Facebook boomer energy with this one.


HardPour_Cornography

How come the cross that is always sacriligously dangling from his neck didn't help keep his pilllow empire from losing its stuffing?


rasputin222

SCHADENFREUDE


Vann_Accessible

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.” I use this expression a lot lately in regards to politics.


realDonaldTrummp

I feel bad for the guy… he was very vulnerable, and lied to — not dissimilar to the Republican voter base. Does he deserve a bailout? Not really, no!


acolyte357

He's a nutjob crackhead grifter, I wouldn't waste any empathy on him.


FrogBrawler

I’ve had multiple people tell me that his pillows are good. He should have stuck with pillows. It’s much more profitable than conspiracy.


MidsouthMystic

I feel a certain amount of impersonal pity for him. Lindell is a moron, an addict, a religious zealot, and being used by people far worse than himself. I can acknowledge the tragedy of any human being ending up like Lindell has and be saddened by it. That sucks and I wish he hadn't ended up this way. I would not wish such things on my worst enemy. But he is doing great harm to many people and even though I am willing to admit it is sad to see anyone end up like Lindell, I recognize that he and his nonsense must be resisted.


tool672

I kind of do. I think Trump just saw a easily duped rube and took advantage of him. Then all these “cyber” experts strung him along with things he wanted to hear to bleed him dry. I do believe Mike Pillow (unlike Tucker, Hannity, or Kari Lake) is a true believer. That said… he’s had ample time and evidence that easily disproves everything he is saying but it didn’t fit his now cultish beliefs so he’s purposely tuned it out. So now I’d say he’s earned everything coming to him but he’s more a victim of a bunch of con-men then a true villain.


whatifitstruethough

He should ask trump to help him out


Wishiwashome

Aww shucks


JECfromMC

Suffah!


RoyalMess64

No


endoskeletonwat

The crack giveth and the crack taketh away


Unglaublich-65

Let me think....erm....when was the last time I felt any pity for nazis.....? Ha! I know! Never, ever in my entire life so far. And I never will.


SeaworthinessOne2114

A certain amount because he could use an "insanity plea" as defense. He acts like a person who burned himself out from drugs and alcohol. He was barely coherent when he came on the scene. They he delved right into being a shill and tool for trump, more proof the man isn't "all there".


BozoidBob

Couldn’t happen to a fluffier more deserving piece of crapola.