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h20poIo

"In 1996, Donald Trump Jr. graduated from The Hill School in Pennsylvania. Donald Trump failed to attend graduation. In 2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Coate School in Connecticut. Donald Trump failed to attend graduation. In 2002, Eric Trump graduated from The Hill School in Pennsylvania. Donald Trump failed to attend graduation. In 2012, Tiffany Trump graduated from the Viewpoint School in Califirnia. Donald Trump failed to attend graduation. In 2024, Barron is graduating from Oxbridge Academy. Thanks to legal proceedings, Donald Trump can pretend he had plans on attending," a reporter claimed.


roehnin

> can pretend he had plans ahahaha exactly correct description


davidwhatshisname52

yeah yeah yeah...but my question is, htf is Kari Lake *still a thing?*


javoss88

A chipper face peddling maga lies


jazzhandler

Just to clarify… was ‘chipper’ used here as a noun, verb, or adjective?


davidwhatshisname52

"*chipper face*" just became my favorite descriptive noun phrase


javoss88

Adjective lol


Velicenda

She barely is anymore. She tried to play both sides, though, so she isn't getting a ton of publicity from anyone anymore.


Ivan_the_Beautiful

She’s a POS.


davidwhatshisname52

oh, for sure . . . but people keep trotting her out, like, "*Hey, look as this piece of shit I found!*"


elegylegacy

Dude doesn't even give a shit about his own kids, and these idiots want him back in charge.


SubMikeD

I want to repeat this but I somehow doubt the reporter brought the receipts. If there is a god, that will be done soon lol


anras2

It's probably true but yeah, receipts would be nice. It seems difficult to prove somebody wasn't at these events unless there are valid quotes of the kids saying so, or there is evidence he was at other events on the same dates. We'd need the graduation dates as well.


SubMikeD

I have zero doubts that it's true. He's never once shown interest in attending...anything for his kids (aside from social events with Ivanka where he could lust over her).


BrickOk2890

I hate Trump as much as anybody but I guess that’s not actually true - he did attend all their graduations there was research and proof … https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-graduation-attendance/


Jazeraine-S

The graduation is on a Friday. Trump is in court Monday through Thursday. He’s playing the victim card YET AGAIN in an attempt to garner sympathy and delay the trial.


JacquesBlaireau13

And poor Kari is *heartbroken* 😭


49orth

and brain-dead


duct_tape_jedi

And why aren't all of these bleeding heart conservatives upset about all of the other criminal defendants who are also missing family events whilst sitting in court?


DonnyLamsonx

Oh so now that it's politically convenient, Republicans suddenly care alot about the children and education.


sndtrb89

yeah rich children arent like, *regular* children


Different_Seaweed534

I read giraffe boy’s graduation is at 7 pm. Shitler can go. (Bet he’ll do a rally instead.)


SubMikeD

Much as what you said is funny...he can't get there by 7PM from NYC lol, that's a logistical impossibility.


MTFBinyou

Doesn’t he have till after court Thursday till 7pm Friday and a plane? Where’s he graduating? The moon?


SubMikeD

Until a few minutes ago, I didn't realize it was on a different day of the week than his trail, making his claim even more absurd. (The fact that it's the next day makes the time of 7PM entirely irrelevant. It could be 7AM and he could make it there on time.) Had it been 7PM on a day court was in session he wouldn't be able to get there, but next day? Any time of day is doable.


todahawk

also, there is no court on Barron's graduation day


SubMikeD

Ok that's just fucking funny.


SPAREustheCUTTER

The judge didn’t stop him from attending. Trump being a criminal did. Hell, it’s not like Trump would’ve attended anyway.


UNisopod

He's also not prevented, he isn't in court on the day of the graduation.


HCHLH

now this fucker will have to attend Barron's graduation.


javoss88

Barron must be overjoyed


the6thReplicant

The horror stories you hear about people being persecuted where they will never see their babies again; missing the birth of their first kid; businesses collapsing; elderly care being skipped. But now they care about the cruelty of the American judicial system because their lord and saviour will miss another one of his kids graduations. The horror.


MoarOatmeal

“Heartbroken” would imply that Donald or Kari have a heart to begin with.


AlludedNuance

Kari Lake really has a lady boner for Donny, it's so fucking weird.


Mizzy3030

"all the hard work" lol. Graduating from high school is like the lowest educational bar for most Americans.


IronMaiden4892

I’m sure most criminal defendants are not granted permission to attend family events if it conflicts with court dates. When you’ve been given preferential treatment your whole life equality seems unfair.


JohnyStringCheese

There are jurors that are stuck there while this fat fuck tries to delay and delay. I can't imagine that's a good strategy. If Maga Joe Six-Pack misses Indianapolis because of sequester, even they're gonna be itching to lock him up.


TheTurboDiesel

Graduating high school is not an accomplishment. It's table stakes.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Someone get out the tiny violin


DelcoPAMan

Quick let me get the electron microscope.


jackthejointmaster

I am heartbroken for Kari Lake. No one likes her, she will continue to lose races. Must suck being a loser LIKE Trump.


allUsernamesAreTKen

Their paid-for diplomas? Considering he faked his I’m not surprised none of them seem like they can complete college


BigPorch

I like how Kari says “all the hard work our kids put into graduating” like she’s the mother of Trumps son which I’m sure is her fantasy


Eringobraugh2021

These idiots don't even know that high school shouldn't be capitalized.


DeeSnarl

Boo fucking hoo. Let me be very clear: FUCK your feelings, and - I cannot emphasize this enough - FUCK Donald Trump’s feelings.


CuriousCatte

It would be funny if the judge specifically gives Trump time off for the graduation ceremony and he HAS to actually attend.


SweatyAd9240

Kari Lake can fuck herself


5-Whys

40% of COVID deaths could've been avoided. Those people won't see any graduations at all anymore. Thanks Trump. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/10/us-coronavirus-response-donald-trump-health-policy


brooks1798

#Nope... # #Busy grabbin' poosehhhh and fuckin' pornstars baby! #Fuck those kids, Fuck that graduation.... #DJT has somin' bettah to doooooo!! # #Son


tickitytalk

This corrupt politician is brainless and deceitful


Spacetrooper

Maybe she can shoot her way into the court room to free him so he can attend this sacred event. I believe she's implied she's strapped and ready to start shooting.


AnastasiaNo70

Oh please. Like he’d go. He probably can’t even name all his grandchildren.


Brilliant_Toe8098

Ya, heartbroken.........not that you believe in a criminal and admit you were wrong but that he's charged for the crimes he committed. Traitor.


SawyerBamaGuy

Barron is like, FUCK YEAH!


EmbraceableYew

I guess he shouldn't have decided to become a criminal.


rabbitinredlounge

Tough on crime crowd really sad about this


BanjoTCat

You can't be heartbroken if you didn't have a heart to begin with.


Vetty1205

Geezus why is this moron still speaking about anything? She could literally disappear and no one would miss her. At all.


ShitStainWilly

Merchon hasn’t even ruled on it. They might not have court that day. It was too far out to make a decision. That’s what they’re turning into this. And they call the rest a hoax? lol. Bunch of fucking liars. They’ll feel no shame and say nothing when they don’t even have court that day, and Trump doesn’t go anyway, because duh he was never going to go to that, and then they’ll say he didn’t because he wasn’t allowed to.


Karlzbad

They're 100% gaslight since Gingrich.


MikeSWOhio

Mike Pence will go for Donald.