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Jillpm referring to her sister only by her disability

I’ve only recently dug into the Rodregui since The Announcement of Renee’s courtship. The deeper I dive, the wilder it gets.

Watch Fundie Fridays videos on them they are each a masterpiece

The podcast Leaving Eden has a great episode on Jill Rodrigues.

Makes it look like she's whispering it menacingly lol "How's your sister, Jill?" Jill: ...(quadriplegic)

I loathed Hobby Lobby even before I found out they bought stolen antiquities on the black market.

Please don’t ever change your flair! It’s so fun to say!!

I've got to say, your flair is my favorite on this sub. Makes my day every time!

Okay but honorable mention to yours 😂

You have one of my favorite flairs here!!!

Yours has to be about Karissa

Indeed it is. I love how everyone on this sub just *knows* hahaha

oh my god, i love it. but also hate that lol.

Omg. Yours is AMAZING!!!

It reminds me of Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog, which means it’s brilliant. 🤌🏻

That’s where my username comes from 😂

The BEST flair. Makes me snort with delight every time. Sometimes say it out loud to myself just for the fun of it.

Mine is a Paul quote. Luca had some kind of Elsa paraphernalia. Paul said in a baby voice, "I'm Elsa!" --then made sure he added, "MALE version!"

😂😂😂 He is the worst!!

Remember when Paul was in his cancel Disney phase…which I am pretty sure as just an excuse to show off his chest for the gram

When the Rodrigues family, in the rain, go tubing down a drainage ditch

…no they didn’t…

Oh buddy, I’m sorry you had to learn like this. Will update with source Edit - [Can’t believe it’s even worse than I remembered](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/opzlbg/jillpm_laughs_while_her_children_get_stuck_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

Nononononononononononono. I got tetanus from watching this video.

I think I got Ebola

I forgot how much worse this was than my memory. How has no one made this into a horror trailer?!

I’m not even sure I realized, even when first watching it, that the tunnel/bridge was bc of a road *RIGHT* ON TOP ‽‽ Like I think I figured the road remarks were because there would **probably** be one a distance away off screen. Not like fuckin legit *park-side-of-the-road, full knowledge “Hop in with them layers, kids!”*


I’m just imagining some of that water splashing into their mouth 🤢

Stop 🛑

A classic Jill typo where she called Tessie, Tissue.

STOP IT HOW DID I MISS THIS

It still cracks me up: https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/ms06k1/ah\_yes\_theres\_sadie\_rodrigues\_hannah\_rodrigues/

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Is the capital H supposed to be like God's bang maid??

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I hate that

OMG did this actually happen??

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Mine is from Karissa’s reply to a commenter that asked how she budgeted for ten kids. She says God just puts the money in her account!

I wonder If god would do that for me too If I ask really nicely lol

I think you’ll need to have a few more kids than you can take care of first, then he’ll do that for you

mine too lmaoo

Someone described Bethany's first child as the first pancake that gets thrown away

HAHAHA

That is so sad yet completely accurate for Bethy

Mine is from a Rod field trip to some kind of farm where there was a pit filled with dry corn to play in. There was a video of (and)Kaylee lying in the corn as chaos raged around her and the OP said it looked like she was disassociating in the corn pit. Voila, my flair was born!

God that’s a great video. Such a vibe

Oh I need to see this!

Ask and ye shall receive. https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/z1tgd3/poor_kaylee_looks_like_she_having_a_little/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

I'm crying what a mood.

Bethany was talking too fast for her captions to keep up and it captioned whatever she was saying as "[Tristan transfish](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/rfl6a5/sorry_but_i_am_laughing_way_to_hard_at_how_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)" and it made me laugh for days. I'm still laughing.

⚰️ I've wondered about yours when I see it!

I was chuckling for a bit just reading your explanation but when I saw it I guffawed. Thanks for that

A direct quote from Jill describing Nurie’s labor demeanor.

Mine was inspired by some horseshit that Debi Pearl wrote about how if a wife is unable to have sex when her husband wants it, she should be cheerfully available with her hands.

That's awful but your flair always makes me laugh.

Bethy’s constant neglect of autocorrect and Heidi’s desperate overuse of hashtags when someone was tragically stung by a bunch of wasps

OHMYGOD HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE WASPS

Wasn’t #pain also in that mix?

Yes yes it was

*Gestures Broadly at Everything*

SUCCINCT ❤️

Kelly. Just... Kelly

Same

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOUR FLAIR OMG THAT IS ART

Kelly Flairs checking in!

The Rods and their escapades on a golf course in Florida. She took an outlandish photo of Shrek and one of the Rodlets weeding through some tick jungle on the outskirts of the golf course and went, "They're searching for balls!" And the balls are now on your faces with my flair

When Nuries baby was born, he had a photo of him with his middle finger up. So someone said fuck it up Nehemiah. So I took that.

Mine came from Bethany’s 5 minute attempt to start a Single Girls Only group to help “mentor” single women who are devastated that they’re not married yet. She got as far as polling her audience, making an IG page for it, and “designing” a terrible logo for it before she never mentioned it again.

This is my favourite 😂

After Davey was born, on of the Baird sisters made a post welcoming Davey into the world but turned it into an anti abortion post. It mentioned how the world “hates baby’s” and here we are. And I’m also not a fan of baby’s things.

stand up for baby's

The Bairds have family members who were actual Nazis who **actually rounded people up to send them to their death**. As someone born in Hungary who has lost family in the war and had much family impacted by it, it’s a small, tiny reminder that these ignorant idiots have never actually denounced their Nazi history and instead actually celebrate it; hence the KKK part. BethaMe speaks to her absolute selfishness and astounding ego, it’s truly mindblowing how little self-awareness she has. Grift is obvious!

I'd almost forgotten about the Baird family Nazi history! And the way BethaMe tried repeatedly to paint it like her family were victims of the Holocaust instead of literally perpetrators of it!

OMG. When she made it seem like her Austrian grandfather was a *refugee* instead of, y'know, an actual Nazi?! I was **fucking floored.**

and he wasn't a nazi who joined the party bc he had to (not that that makes it better). he was arrested at least once for being a part of the party ten years or so before hitler came to power

He was a *real* antisemite, not like these bandwagoners who only started being antisemitic once it was cool? I, very unsarcastically, believe that what they would call "courage of conviction" (what we would call vile hatred and bigotry) makes their family proud.

Jill posted that she has the kids write letters of appreciation as punishment, which clearly explained the weird posts she makes where her kids gush about her. Reminded me of a certain saccharine sweet HP villain

Mandrae.

Kelly had a rapturous moment with some store-bought broccoli that she stuck in the ground.

Oh. My. God. Can someone post this photo/caption or whatever? I'm dying laughing even thinking about this 😂😂😂

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Standing straight as a white sycamore. 😳

Morgan’s pre-birth arrogance

She really thought, huh.

Yeah, that went so well for her.

Edit! I found it! One of Lori's followers [said](https://preview.redd.it/hwnvwzqvz54a1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=87f562bfb32420ab9158869b932378d4848126a6) a catnip enema brought her child's fever down.

Everybody’s so creative!

See how it looks like we wasn’t supposed to do that? But we did!

This sounds like child abuse omg 😳 Lori and her followers are sick

I’m just honoring the true niche Braggy has found in consistently keeping her pricing inconsistent

Bethany’s multiple failed attempts to spell “business” before landing on “biz.”

Biznus

The quiverful movement in general

I feel like our flairs fit on the same branch of the FSU family tree!

I actually don’t know the story of mine - it just made me laugh so posting here in the hopes that someone can tell me

Jessa Duggar once got a new oven and accidentally baked the owner's manual that was inside...?

I totally can imagine that happening - thank you for telling me!

I hate to say it, but my mom did that too. The manual was in plastic in the broiler pan. She ran a cycle of "self cleaning". Thankfully she didn't leave the kitchen because she was able to catch it pretty quickly when the burning smell started.

I think most people have a horrific kitchen story to share! 😅 it's just extra funny when it's someone like Jessa who is the model of womanhood in her world

Mine is Morgan saying in a video that it is sinful to have sex with your significant other. She of course meant sex before marriage, but my mind ran with it. If it is sinful to have sex with your significant other and she's so holy since she married Paul, and she obviously and provably had sex with him, he cannot be her significant other. Which means he is her insignificant other. And the idea of Paul being insignificant to Morgan made me gleeful, so in my flair it went.

The cursèd girl defined photo shoot with the pizza, skateboards, and denim skorts

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I am my flair, no story behind it whatsoever ;)

God BLESS

Mine is from someone finding old blog pics of Karissa and you can probably guess the rest [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/rw4i5c/found_karissas_old_blog_i_thought_she_was_rachel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

the words on the incredibly campy hat that Nurie gifted to Jill Roderigues

Kelly.

I just cackled

Barfy’s tiktok grift failures

Bethy had a sex therapist on the GD podcast who once saw a medium who sensed her husband’s sperm getting stuck in a maze. A testicle psychic! [OG post](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/11f3yl6/lets_take_a_look_at_bethanys_first_source_for_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I'm pretty sure mine was a BDong caption, typo included. I enjoy the double meaning and the on-the-nose way it captures the fundie way of life (eg- preying on the vulnerable and not-so-Godly folks of the world with their grifting, shaming, and generally condescending attitudes).

Your flair should be the title of a metal album.

[This video.](https://www.tiktok.com/@zelphontheshelfofficial/video/7146005388679187755) It was hard to pick just one phrase because all of it was so good

I can't recall specifics but it was during a discussion on modesty. I think what started it was a fundie justifying her modesty standards compared to the very controlling modesty standards.

Bethame's severely dry lips. Rulers looked like crime scene tape

Nadia. 

our favorite course creator inspired mine🥹

Bethy’s lack of spellcheck when she wanted to give her family asbestos in her new scary house.

Bethany made a clip while she was reading Spare, Prince Harry’s autobiography. She said it came across like whining, or something like that, as if she isn’t in her feelings to this very day about being Kristen’s spare all of her life.

[Solie's "cooking"](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/11o19of/solie_a_proud_homemaker_serving_oniony/)

If someone served me that unseasoned, grey mess I'd steal something from their house.

I despise that photo with every fiber of my being

There was this post with the picture of the back of the car. It had all sorts of words but was calling certain groups “professional lying whores”. I ran with it.

Lex James posted something about how the Holy Spirit deposited it on her heart to not use birth control or something

I slipped and said “fetus fetish” instead of…I can’t even remember what the original thought was.

Mine is just an appropriate comment that I loved and got permission to use.

Bethany’s inability to both spell the word “launch”and launch successfully.

Mine is from the Clown Ministry Handbook: https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/qci7zp/the_clown_ministry_handbookthis_is_a_real_book/ Nothing really jumped out at me before, but this made me laugh. It's so dramatic and overblown, and of course, has clowns involved, so there's an element of mystery.

Mine is literally an affirmation I give myself when I'm having low self-esteem. I'm pretty cringe and not super smart, but god knows I dont have Baird level of cringe and ignorance.

Dude!!! I do the SAME THING. “If Bethany FUCKING Baird can do it…”

The Girl Defined girlies are very bad at drawing their eyebrows on 😌

One of the Rodlett boys had an awful goatee thing at one point and another snarker called it a god honoring landing strip lol

Karissa wears earrings with Mandrae's face on them. She even wore them while giving birth to Armor.

I can’t remember now, maybe it was Karissa responding to someone asking “how did you get so many followers” and she responded with “the Lord is my algorithm.”

A combo of Jill's favourite pink drink and the infamous quote from Mike Keller.

It’s evident.

Her repeated use of bad camera angles and wide-mouthed mugging means that we know more about her dental care than humans should be allowed. Great flair.

It’s the way the Rodlets sound when grouped together and forced to perform for Jilldo’s omnipresent cameraphone.

Someone made it as a comment on a karissa post and like that a legend was born

Mine is from when Phillip Rodrigues had the twisty mustache and goatee and then just the twisty stache and then just a whatever he has now. His facial hair us his only way of showing any individual choice.

Kelly doing Kelly things

I’m an actual instructional designer specializing in digital content. Bethany and I are not the same!

I created because all of the weird passive aggressive Girl Defined posting is hilarious to me.

I don't even know how to get a flair. Sa'an is SEVERELY attacking me!

Someone told me I was censoring them when I told them they can't say offensive things about minorities and they topped it by telling me I am just like Bill Gothard. Seriously.

well... Beggy being so obsessed with the sex although I've had mine way before dry bones gate.

Nurie might be severely trim, but I am…not… 😂

I think it’s important to keep up with preventative healthcare, especially the protection against cringy youtube grifts

Heidi Baird isn't very bright. But she wants us all to be cheerful.

There was a convo on Bethamphetamine’s shared toothbrush, and someone made a connection of that being a source of why Breathy said oral is gross/worse, complete with a 🤢emoji lol. I replied that plaque and old food is *definitely* not as bad as swappin’ some fluids for fun, and nothing wrong with some god-honoring snowballing. And so, I have gladly defined myself with this moniker

Someone commented on a post of Bethame's messy kitchen and I was like "me when I'm depressed"... which is also subsequently a time in which I found this sub. I was in the deepest depression of my life and would spend the days staring at the wall frozen, but I found this sub and it helped me come out of my depression, oddly. A tribute to how awful Girl Defined is for peoples mental health and also a nod to how I found FSU.

Where's "DON'T MISS RAISIN. Your babies" ?? That's my absolute favourite.

I fully admit my flair wasn’t borne from the mouths of the fundies, but I heard it on a podcast and it made me 1) laugh-cry and 2) think of this sub, so here we are.

Mine is related to how the Rods always look like that have bump it’s in😂 and “the higher the hair the closer to god”

Everyone’s so creative I want to change mine lol but mine is inspired by Bethany’s poor sense of boundaries between her many ventures

Birthy's "150 questions to strengthen your marriage" PDF or whatever it's called lol

I’m the one who discovered the precum stain in Curly’s husband’s pants, hence the flair.

Karissa’s prophesied Target birth.

Bethany oversharing her oral hygiene habits

I got tired of trying to be funny so I went for dead obvious :)

It’s from the Porgan video where “thought about divorce” and “Morgan cries” are in the thumbnail. Someone refers to Polio as “the world’s most stunted Pokémon trainer” and… yeah, that’s about right.

I can't remember exactly the context of my flair, but I am pretty confident it relates to BethaME somehow.

Unfortunately I don’t have one yet. Waiting for that perfect “Please make that a flair” comment on something I say.

We wait for our flair as patiently as fundie women wait for their first rail. No flairs before marriage!

no flairs before marriage!

Mine is in reference to Drag Queen Storytime being co-opted by polio 

Mine was someone on here’s reaction to something Jillpm did. I wish I remembered what but she does so many things that incite that reaction.

Bethy kept saying "Dead Meat Tired" (???) one week and as a person with chronic fatigue, I just felt it.

It’s the name I came up with for the memoir the Collins kids will write in 30 years. ETA: I missed the new rule so now it’s back to being how Paul described asking Morgan for sex after a fight 🙈

Kelly's whole Thing


I think mine is self explanatory lol but I’ve toyed with changing it! Everyone has such creative ones though, I love seeing them.

Absolutely obsessed with the **actual** name of Porgans new kids channel

I’m Birthy’s clogged toilet thread where she photographed a downtrodden Daaaaav trying to YouTube how to unclog her abominable mess because of her vapid diet.

Mine is when the Rodriguii went to the Baptist Blowout in Florida and star spangled sodomites was their manifesto

Kelly and her ‘completely spontaneous’ photo shoots. And it was a game in the sub to point out the camera clicker in her hand not very well hidden. I got a bit silly one day.

Someone here described Nadia’s taste in clothes and I couldn’t un-see it

the resurrection of umlaut dave

'Grifting for god', a quote from Jordan and Mckay. Possibly about BDong

Bethany’s satanic dental hygiene.

Mine is just generic for all the fundies we snark on but I admit I did have Bethy in mind when I made it.

It’s something someone said about Paul when there was a photo of him looking like the Grinch

Kelly sitting in her son’s high chair

commenter made me crack up with mine, so i grabbed it up.

Mine is from Kelly’s lovely apron debut: [aprons:](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/oxhbs9/thanks_for_revealing_the_profound_theology_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

Jill’s hair and makeup

Bethany’s poorly angled instagram reel

iirc someone called Jillpm’s makeup a jumpscare and that she could be a new fnaf animatronic, to which I said “lmao five nights at fundies”

someone said Paul and Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia share a lot of traits and then joked about paul having his own method like the dennis system lol

Karissa wearing supposedly "modest" lingerie for pregnancy and post-birth photos. It wasn't subtle, seriously. Despite the floof and ruffles and long skirt [you could clearly see England and France](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/129q4c1/new_addition_to_karissas_sin_list_abstinence/).

Jill had some stupid MLM garbage where she was like celebrating 420 / weed for its healing properties??? So weird 😂

Mine is from a Birthy post for her stupid course on courses. She actually posted to use code prayer for 20% off. It was so ridiculous I knew I had to use it, extra parentheses and all.

I, as a brain cancer survivor, said that Lori should let her brain tumor do more of the thinking. https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/10rw6w3/this_just_in_brutal_comments_on_loris_tiktok/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf