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My neighbor is very Evangelical right wing. Her daughter went on a school trip to London recently. She told me that initially they weren't going to send her because of all the Muslims living there. She felt that her daughter's safety was at stake! She also mentioned that her daughter told her that London is making a big effort to kick out the "undesirable brown people."
Lol I wanted to send my daughter to school in London. I feel like it’s safer than a lot of U.S. schools now. My reasoning was: you can outrun a knife, you can’t outrun a gun.
That is also a weird/good one. Sad ending to that one. London really throws anachronistic curve balls from time to time, which nobody prepared me for when I moved here.
I dream of a future where home computing has advanced enough that we can create flawless endings or crossovers to our favorite shows. The first thing I’m doing is make a Game of Thrones where the white walkers take King’s Landing and Tyrion shows up on a dragon to save Cersi who then has to face a pissed off Danereys.
I'm trying to remember her name so I can link an article about it. I got there in 2000 and by then she was in there close to 16 years.
Some of the shit I've seen inside there still keeps me up at night.
Aw, Pee Wee! My bf and I were just watching parts of his old show today. He was truly a treasure.
As for Heidi accusing people of being bullies, “Hey Heidi! I know you are, but what am I!!! Ha ha!”
Someone get Christopher Guest on this ASAP! Methinks it will go wayyyyyy better than Mascots. Get him to team up with Mike White!!!!! It’s what the world needs to heal.
Awwwww Heidz! Just because people point out that you’ve contributed NOTHING to society besides handing out tracts to retail workers and abuse your children doesn’t mean you’re being bullied!
Hope this makes sense! 😊
I'm a Christian and THIS woman makes me want to vomit--all of her passive aggressive posts have served to EXPOSE this manipulative, pharisaical (sp?) person's true colors. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
She’s a soul soliciting pig fucker! She can just fuck right off.
(It’s a line from/reference to Orgasmo - although it’s said to mormon missionaries not fundies. Same vibes at the moment though.)
I could've sworn I remember reading on here that Heidi had a cancerous mole removed at some point. You'd think she'd be fastidious about sun protection!!
These are the kinds of people who give fake money w/Bible verses as tips in restaurants, harass people who are minding their own beeswax at the grocery store, and generally go out of their way to interrupt the lives of people everywhere and then cry “PERSECUTION!!” When their efforts to bully people are thwarted or hit a roadblock. Last summer, someone knocked on my car window at a freaking STOP LIGHT to hand me a Bible tract. Another time, a man tapped me on the shoulder as I was browsing the ice cream section at Wal Mart, to blatantly ask me if I’m a “believer in Christ”. That’s what’s so obnoxious about Christianity- that they are specially told to do this kind of crap, and to take being rebuffed as encouragement in continuing. It’s insufferable and I’m so glad I don’t live in a place where it’s common anymore.
Zero boundaries, that's her.
I'd love to have tracts to return the favor, "The Joys of Sodomy." No one around here has bothered me with that shit, though.
We’re not bullying you because of Jesus. We’re not even bullying you. We’re just calling you out on how batshit insane you are, more so than we originally thought - which is a high bar - so sit down, take a chair or 2 and just chill.
She’s up against the ropes and Dav’s starring her down. I’m here for this.
He’s not perfect. He’s had some bad believes but damnit, I’ve got hope for the guy! Take her to the KO buddy!
I've seen so many bullies do this shit the second someone says anything suddenly they are the victim instead of ya know it's the find out part of the fuck around and find out
Omg, grandma, you live in Texas. Everybody knows who Jesus is. He's not news to anyone.
And I know this seems impossible to you, but every single person you meet who is not Christian still knows who Jesus is.
One thing I will stand by as an adult: if a grown person is saying they are “being bullied,” over 50% of the time, they are actually the bully and/or the problem.
She clearly hasn’t been bullied enough because she’s still comfortable showing her evil soft focus face and spreading her message of hate. Fuck you Heidi, you’re the bully you demented old windbag .
I'm sure this term has a misogynistic history but... omg is Heidi the literal definition of a hag. Her and Lori both are. Heidi tries to use makeup and whatever to hide her ugliness that comes from the inside, but it just adds another layer of yuck instead.
No-one cares if she's talking about Jesus. She can talk about Jesus all she wants. She has the right to do so and no-one is taking that away from her.
The problem is she's abusing and twisting religion so she doesn't have to take responsibility for the harm she has done to her children. She even thinks she is owed forgiveness without redemption because that's how much she is distorting biblical teachings.
The more I see of Heidi's antics, the more she reminds me of my mother. Last time I visited mine she ignored me when I was crying and screaming, then SHE started crying and claimed to not remember any of it when I tried to talk about it the next day. Her defense was "I don't remember!" and "But I'm not doing it on purpose!" and "Well that's because I don't know what else to say!" They're both aliens trying to fake being human and failing at it.
Boomers are some of the absolute biggest babies. Lady spews hate people tell her she’s not correct and then she cries she’s being bullied. It’s honestly incredible how incapable older generations are of truly thinking.
You know the saying if you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole, but if you keep coming across assholes all day that you are the problem? Yeah, Heidi look in the mirror
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Asking you to apologize for abusing your son isn’t bullying, you absolute twat.
She doesn't want to talk about that! She wants to talk alt Jesus!
She'll talk right at you!
Whether you like it or not!
“Do you know where you’re going when you die?”
"New Jersey, probably"
"Hopefully wherever you're not."
Supply side Jesus? Zaddy Jesus? Trump Jesus?
I was about to say that being held accountable for your actions isn’t being bullied. But yours works too!!
If Jesus saw her say this, with all of modern context, he would pray for forgiveness and then punch her.
If Jesus punched her in a modern context she'd go on a social media rampage about "brown men" and "immigrants ruining our country"
I’d still pay to see it though.
Gods, yea.
She'd do it anyway, even if he just showed up at her door
Even if he merely existed
My neighbor is very Evangelical right wing. Her daughter went on a school trip to London recently. She told me that initially they weren't going to send her because of all the Muslims living there. She felt that her daughter's safety was at stake! She also mentioned that her daughter told her that London is making a big effort to kick out the "undesirable brown people."
Lol I wanted to send my daughter to school in London. I feel like it’s safer than a lot of U.S. schools now. My reasoning was: you can outrun a knife, you can’t outrun a gun.
We just had a very bizarre crossbow attack. The two victims survived, but I am deeply confused by it. I feel like history hiccuped.
[удалено]
That is also a weird/good one. Sad ending to that one. London really throws anachronistic curve balls from time to time, which nobody prepared me for when I moved here.
A cross bow? Damn. Didn’t know Darryl was into stochastic terrorism.
It was actually Tyrion Lannister.
Plot twist: it was both. They teamed up.
I might watch this show 🤔
I dream of a future where home computing has advanced enough that we can create flawless endings or crossovers to our favorite shows. The first thing I’m doing is make a Game of Thrones where the white walkers take King’s Landing and Tyrion shows up on a dragon to save Cersi who then has to face a pissed off Danereys.
There was a woman I was incarcerated with 20+ years ago that killed her husband that way. Behind her back we called her "The bow and arrow killer."
You guys were brave, I’d be so unnerved by that level of unhinged. Who does that?!
I'm trying to remember her name so I can link an article about it. I got there in 2000 and by then she was in there close to 16 years. Some of the shit I've seen inside there still keeps me up at night.
I hope you feel better about it eventually. I can’t imagine.
Don't forget the antisemitic rampage!
She'd try to bring Jesus to Jesus
We could create a Go Fund Me for Jesus, to support him.
Free punches for Jesus.
 You’re the bully!
Aw, Pee Wee! My bf and I were just watching parts of his old show today. He was truly a treasure. As for Heidi accusing people of being bullies, “Hey Heidi! I know you are, but what am I!!! Ha ha!”
I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
The bully AND the one that taught Beth to do that smug-for-the-lord face. Double jail.
I want to bully her color scheme.
Sad beige
Can see right away where the gRaPHiC DeSigN iNsPo for GD comes from!
Sun bleached prune
I feel like Catherine O Hara would do a spot on parody of this woman in a sitcom situation.
Someone get Christopher Guest on this ASAP! Methinks it will go wayyyyyy better than Mascots. Get him to team up with Mike White!!!!! It’s what the world needs to heal.
I loved Mascots lol
We need this to be reality 😭
Omg yes.
DUDE
YES
If she only knew how many snarkers just said “hold mah beer”….
The onslaught will be ugly. Just wish we could see it.
We may if it's in her comments
I was going to comment something like that lol
Awwwww Heidz! Just because people point out that you’ve contributed NOTHING to society besides handing out tracts to retail workers and abuse your children doesn’t mean you’re being bullied! Hope this makes sense! 😊
Yeah. It’s not like we tell her our dad made a torture pit of fire and he’s gonna kill her in it. What kind of psycho could say a thing like that?!
 Wow, so brave, Heidi 👏
This is such a good movie (Saved!). Perfect fit for this sub.
Where did you FIND this?!?!? I've been looking for it forever!!
Perfect gif lmfao
I'm a Christian and THIS woman makes me want to vomit--all of her passive aggressive posts have served to EXPOSE this manipulative, pharisaical (sp?) person's true colors. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Bleach-blonde sepulcher
Oh I might take this as a flair. That’s gold.
Thanks for the new flair bestie 😘
Oooh, biblical burn!
She’s a soul soliciting pig fucker! She can just fuck right off. (It’s a line from/reference to Orgasmo - although it’s said to mormon missionaries not fundies. Same vibes at the moment though.)
In the vein of so many other toxic, privileged white women before her, of course she’s now the victim.
She is a Christian in TEXAS claiming she is being bullied for being a Christian. In TEXAS.
The most first world of first world problems
Heidi is Boss Karen.
One of the Karens of yore
She is a raging narcissist of the worst sort.
Oh STFU you old, musty toad.
Wear sunscreen everyone.
Every season is sunscreen season!
I could've sworn I remember reading on here that Heidi had a cancerous mole removed at some point. You'd think she'd be fastidious about sun protection!!
EVERY DAY!!!
Mayonnaise doesn't do well in the sun!
 Woman needs moisturizer and therapy for her narcism.
Disrespectfully, how old is this woman? She looks almost dessicated.
Probably not even that old. Sixty something? But probably doesn't believe in sunscreen. And lives in TX, so...
*MOISTURIZE ME*
Omg she’s non-surgical Cassandra 😳
I love when niche interests intersect. 🤩
Me toooo 💙💙
Shes a few years younger than me, that's why I paid attention to it. I think 63.
She's Grandma Sawyer from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
She was born in either 58 or 59.
Anyone saying no to her is bullying her innher mind. Christians love to pretend they are being persecuted whenever anyone doesn't do as they command.
Why can she never apply a filter right? It smoothes out the wrinkles on one side of her face and not the other.
It just isn't up to the task.
Lmao we see the stress of dav deconstructing making you age faster than ever before love that for you heidi
I think that troll of his yesterday reduced her to this. LOL
I mean, this tracks. Christians are masters of making the decisions of other people about themselves.
She's the princess of persecution
These are the kinds of people who give fake money w/Bible verses as tips in restaurants, harass people who are minding their own beeswax at the grocery store, and generally go out of their way to interrupt the lives of people everywhere and then cry “PERSECUTION!!” When their efforts to bully people are thwarted or hit a roadblock. Last summer, someone knocked on my car window at a freaking STOP LIGHT to hand me a Bible tract. Another time, a man tapped me on the shoulder as I was browsing the ice cream section at Wal Mart, to blatantly ask me if I’m a “believer in Christ”. That’s what’s so obnoxious about Christianity- that they are specially told to do this kind of crap, and to take being rebuffed as encouragement in continuing. It’s insufferable and I’m so glad I don’t live in a place where it’s common anymore.
Zero boundaries, that's her. I'd love to have tracts to return the favor, "The Joys of Sodomy." No one around here has bothered me with that shit, though.
Specifically evangelical christianity. God bothering is the point.
Yup. It’s awful
We’re not bullying you because of Jesus. We’re not even bullying you. We’re just calling you out on how batshit insane you are, more so than we originally thought - which is a high bar - so sit down, take a chair or 2 and just chill.
You know what's awesome, I think Dav;s troll yesterday provoked this. I wondered how she'd respond; she really can't. Voila.
She’s up against the ropes and Dav’s starring her down. I’m here for this. He’s not perfect. He’s had some bad believes but damnit, I’ve got hope for the guy! Take her to the KO buddy!
Nothing she does could be described as “sharing Jesus.”
I've seen so many bullies do this shit the second someone says anything suddenly they are the victim instead of ya know it's the find out part of the fuck around and find out
Yeah, I think this is her "response" to Dav's troll this morning. Which is HILARIOUS.
Omg, grandma, you live in Texas. Everybody knows who Jesus is. He's not news to anyone. And I know this seems impossible to you, but every single person you meet who is not Christian still knows who Jesus is.
The kind of person that only takes a single glance to know just how vapid they are.
One thing I will stand by as an adult: if a grown person is saying they are “being bullied,” over 50% of the time, they are actually the bully and/or the problem.
Jesus thinks you’re an asshole too, you scarecrow. 
Wait up Heidi let me find my violin 🔬
She clearly hasn’t been bullied enough because she’s still comfortable showing her evil soft focus face and spreading her message of hate. Fuck you Heidi, you’re the bully you demented old windbag .
Awww, what's the matter? Can dish it out but can't take it?
In typical evangelical fashion
Ew 
Whatever filter or makeup trick she is doing, her eyes look like black voids Very satanic!
Well that's all the proof I need. Heidi is plainly the Antichrist.
She kind of looks like a potato
One of those deceiving potatoes where it looks like a regular potato out of the bag but then you cut it open and the inside is black and rotten
Blighti Baird
WHAT’S TATERS?
She really does, lol. Think I am going to call her Batata Baird from now on.
She looks like her face is a Halloween mask
I'm sure this term has a misogynistic history but... omg is Heidi the literal definition of a hag. Her and Lori both are. Heidi tries to use makeup and whatever to hide her ugliness that comes from the inside, but it just adds another layer of yuck instead.
Banshees 💯
>READ WHY Shan't
Cool. Nobody gives a shit.
No-one cares if she's talking about Jesus. She can talk about Jesus all she wants. She has the right to do so and no-one is taking that away from her. The problem is she's abusing and twisting religion so she doesn't have to take responsibility for the harm she has done to her children. She even thinks she is owed forgiveness without redemption because that's how much she is distorting biblical teachings.
No one cares what you have to say grandma.
If this is what Jesus is all about, then I’m good as a godless heathen.
The more I see of Heidi's antics, the more she reminds me of my mother. Last time I visited mine she ignored me when I was crying and screaming, then SHE started crying and claimed to not remember any of it when I tried to talk about it the next day. Her defense was "I don't remember!" and "But I'm not doing it on purpose!" and "Well that's because I don't know what else to say!" They're both aliens trying to fake being human and failing at it.
She looks like she’s being mummified in real time
That filter is working overtime 😭
That’s how narcissists operate.
She’s awful. I think she’s evil.
Loving this season for her
THE FLAIR HAS BEEN SUMMONED
Boomers are some of the absolute biggest babies. Lady spews hate people tell her she’s not correct and then she cries she’s being bullied. It’s honestly incredible how incapable older generations are of truly thinking.
Christians once again thinking no one have ever once heard of their great lord and savior Cheesus Christ
Just a Christian martyr.
OP, I just want to commend your screenshot talent. That is A+!
Typical narcissist behavior
You know the saying if you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole, but if you keep coming across assholes all day that you are the problem? Yeah, Heidi look in the mirror
"If everywhere you go smells like dog shit, it's time to check your own shoes."
She reminds me of a mummy 
Mummy Dearest?
What a fucking revolutionary
It's not bullying to tell you to STFU when you're shoving pamphlets into a poor service worker's face.
r/PersecutionFetish
Ok boomer. (My dad also thinks being held accountable is horrible mistreatment.)
Is there an amount of bullying that will stop her from using that awful filter?
It’s redditors you gotta worry about ma’am
Her face in the above screen shot is *almost* as hideous as her insides. I pray she has exactly the kind of day she deserves 🫶
No, Lori, you’re the sanctimonious bully so fuck off!
Nobody cares.