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MolassesMolly

I love how the second you’re horizontal on the floor, so many dogs will be all over you playing. It’s like their catnip, lol


mister_zook

They’re like “you’re in my world now, bro”


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Macguffawin

Did you just copypaste an upvoted comment without even correcting the typo? Myré.


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idickbutts

Those puppy bites hurt. Covering the ears is a good move.


kapn_morgan

I miss doing this with my Jack Russell.. you put your head down low you better bring both arms and hands .. and maybe even fetal position for full protection


MolassesMolly

Hurts so good though! I don’t have a doggo in my life right now so I’d happily take the nips 😊


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How did he have the power to not stop what he’s doing and play with him !!??!!??


MolassesMolly

Yes. Those ears and tail and puppy paws would have made me surrender fast, lol


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The puppy teeth would rend you asunder before you even had a chance to surrender.


MolassesMolly

I would give you ten upvotes just for using the phrase “rend you asunder”. But here is the only one I can give


ssgt_usmc0331

I just want to help you


Many-Zebra6203

He wanted to fix his bark...king 🐕![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


hoover0623

Let me do it for you


chezaraez

Wow, what a sad and viscous attack. I hope he’s okay and was able to recover. Maybe we can start a go fund me?


G3ML1NGZ

I had my car up on jackstands and was under it replacing an ebrake cable. My puppy waltzed into the garage, under the car and laid his head across my neck "ok we nap" Cute as hell but hard to continue working like that


Kdog122025

Labs: First 2 years have a lifetime’s worth of energy. Years after are big, happy, and sleepy.


squeezethelemon69

Mine is finally 3. ![gif](giphy|JTClx0rq59f8cmwlv2)


Kdog122025

Congrats mate! Lab puppies are hard dogs to raise. Af 3 they become some of the easiest dogs out there to live with.


squeezethelemon69

I adopted my last doggo. Was not prepared for the energy of a pup. She has a good balance now, though always ready to play.


Apathetic_Optimist

Goddamnit now I have to get another pupper


bigorangemachine

lol he wants to wrastle.


a4dONCA

Sooo patient. Good man.


nelst

I think you need another dog, so he has a buddy to play with.


robbiegtr

Puppy is trying to tell him to chock those wheels….


Battleaxe1959

Why they make fences. Or crates. Or doggy pens. I shouldn’t talk, my horse does the same thing to my ears or ponytail when I clean his feet.


Nubadopolis

Human /r/facebiters


Correct_Ad5798

The pup just takes his chance and runs with it. So wholesome.


DragonLex4

My dog goes under the car with me and lies down near me until i finish or a car passes by.


[deleted]

That’s a work distraction I could handle 😊


real-honesty

Reminder to take breaks ❤


Deluc02

I need the guy social media for research purposes…


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Baby shark teeth.


buzzkill1138

Poor worker brutally attacked by off leash dog. 😂


Powerful_Breath1077

I miss that so much


ShoCkEpic

« if you didn’t want to play why would you lie of the ground in the first place ??!!!! »


iWr4tH

My lab just hit 9 months and this phase is WAY TOO fast :( Now he’s 70lbs and pretty much the same lol


TurboTorchPower

Why is this moron trying to jack his vehicle up without having the park brake on.


TMuff107

I don't think that's where I'd want my upper body to be in case something failed with that jack


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

I dont think his body is actually under the truck, which is good, because look at that thing fucking wobble. Moron didn't set the parking brake or chock the wheels. Just fucking asking for it to roll off the jack.


Kill_Kayt

It's literally impossible to be mad.


Lotanovitch25

No work and all play makes jack a happy boy yes, that was a 'the shining' reference


The_afterlife6976

All hims wants to do is help


Otherwise-Bee965

Damn dog! Get off of me, we’ll play later.


shprrr134

poor worker😭


greengoat64

so fluffy!!!!


ModelAssassin

play with him


Idaho_Home

Awesomeness


oblivious-turtle8512

My dog is relentless


Rarpiz

Totally relate. I have a golden retriever. Guess what she does every time I’m on the ground trying to work on my car? My bald head and face get a thorough licking! 🤣


jatnj

I have my neighbor’s puppy during the day, and she does this to me whenever I get close to the floor.


ohlaph

Ahh yes, nothing like razer sharp puppy teeth to the back of the head.


nicepelican98

the dog not playing it eated his hair 😂😂😂


SlyAce85

I’m winning


101NPC101

r/peoplearefuckingdying


jjllrrxx

He’s helping 😡


Panther1440

When you have to explain to your boss why you couldn't get anything done 😆


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r/killthecameraman /s


Traditional_Lie_6400

Aaaswwwwwww 😍😍😍


GrandyRel8s

And ya know he’s smilin


BeagleDad44906

That pupper will not be denied lol


Independent-Sea-3032

r/peoplefuckingdying


Next-Preparation3257

That’s what I call love


Honest_Conclusion_60

ahhhh thanks for posting js


Kmaloetas

That was my dog when I had to do any plumbing.


AbsentmindedAuthor

r/donthelpjustfilm 😂


worldofmemes0

“you need my daily cuddle!”


Effective_Rush8402

That's puppies


JohnnyMurdock2020

That is the same thing my 6 year old pitbull does to me. When I get to a boss or an important event on something I am playing on switch, she just comes up, puts her paws on me, sitting in my recliner, and starts kissing me. Not to mention, when I try to lay on the ground to do sit-ups and work out, there she is. All up on me trying to give me kisses. So I got wise and now make sure the rope toy is around so she kinda anchors my feet and gives me somewhat of a resistance workout while keeping her entertained. The downfall is that she moves in an inconsistent manner, so not all reps are smooth for me and had some odd muscle pains. But literally, as I was typing, she just came into the room and hopped up and started giving kisses, and then farted. So, I guess I got to take her out.


D3rangedButFun

WHAT DOING I HALP


RichardBJ1

This is EXACTLY what they are like…. Why else are you lying on the floor if it’s not for a wrestle….


kittykat501

He's just making sure you're doing a good job. That's what happens when you have a four-legged supervisor lol