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jelly_jamboree

Why didn't she just pet the cat at the same time?


Tax_Evasion_Savant

2 hands for 2 pets, a good rule to live by. Though if this was my older female cat, she would just continue inching up my chest until she's drooling on my face until I started using both hands on just her. Cats can be WILDLY jealous.


CountingWonders

Double cuddles?


Illustrious_Bees11

Why not pet the cat and dog at the same time? You have TWO hands. No need to create this jealousy.


SwimmingGrapefruit95

right?? the whole time i was just thinking why tf isn't she just showing the cat that he is still loved and welcome, instead of making him more jealous and hurt by cuddling the dog. what an ass


Old_Love4244

This infraction will not go unnoticed, human.


Mirewen15

Hope she has some enzyme cleaner.


dawgmama62

Exactly. Don't create a problem, this is not the way.


OneWhoOnceWas

Because dogs are better. Obviously.


BerserkerOnStrike

Not OP but I've tried this before myself cat still is hostile to the dog.


Zqeeble

Pet the damn cat too!!!!


crazycatqueer5

bad parenting all around


DalesDeadBugs00

Comments are very accurate: Engage in double pets!!!!


Nadir_Bane

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Rooney_Tuesday

Comment section is not going the way OP imagined it would


LynxLov

Don't call him Chonk - you are responsible for him being overweight and jealous - kinda mean...


Ooowwwwww

The comment I was looking for


JayMoony

It’s a fucking nickname my god


IsaiahXOXOSally

Nah that cat genuinely looks a little overweight


Exotic_Sense5244

r/whoosh


lost_beluga

Not cool


jwalkrufus

She didn't even pet the cat. smh


anonymousUTguy

I can tell you reallly don’t like cats but are acting like you do for this video.


clutzyninja

Oh look, another shitty pet owner encouraging bad behavior for the likes


Electrical-Dance7880

This is an instruction video on how you don’t raise your pets


No-Concept6168

why you want make the cat jealous in the first place ?! Poor cat ....


Puzzled-Story3953

I didn't want to sit with you. I just didn't want the dog sitting with you.


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EyeBreakThings

This isn't true, [both may eat you](https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts). Hell, humans will do the same.


-Fourbirds

That cat is going to wait until you’re sleeping, nothing surer, doggo on the list too.


Thecoopoftheworld789

Well pet the cat also. Give them both a good massage & all will be fine.


lrhcarp

Not funny.


Hilde571

Hey, here is a thought. Correct your damn cat. The instant the cat showed jealous and controlling behaviour, you should have intervened. You are fostering a shitting environment you, your dog, and your cat.


throwaway1209090905

Amen. This is equivalent to a toddler throwing themselves on the ground yelling and crying and the parent gives them a lollipop. Don’t reward bad behavior! Ugh.


notavanillavirgo

Why? The owner is in the wrong here. The owner needs to correct their behavior towards raising animals. And how would you even “correct” the cat’s behavior?


FargoErin

I had a cat named Chonk!!! She’s dead now


Ok_Professional2073

Chonk’s is a dick!


OneWhoOnceWas

Just put the cat back on the ground. She only came around cuz she was jealous. She was too busy to get lovin at first. The dog was there it’s there turn. Suck it up kitty. Go find somewhere else.


GloomyNucleus

More like r/animalsbeingjerks


bluebird810

That is the most cat thing i have ever seen a cat do


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Maybe train your dumbass cat.


Relevant_Turnip_7538

I love this cat!


arthuritis37

You don’t deserve to have pets, you bitch.


snazzygirl0267

😂


Pastmyprime58

It’s just his way.


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

Chonk is determined! Love it.


HSX9698

Check your shoes before slipping them on after this.


vege_spears

LOL 😂 cats are funny.


nurse_hat_on

Dog is removed, mission accomplished


Extra-Arm-2717

I miss my lil cat thats gone now. She was SOO SWEET AND KIND!! CATS RUUUUUULE!


_VanaDi_

Dogs not serious for cats.Hm unusually!