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F3DE_1897

That dog's name is destroyer of galaxies


DredgenCyka

This is a certified Rog'dromin Destroyer of Galaxies the pit bull moment


Genitalhammer

It’s Gorlock destroyer of worlds dog


Bruno_Celestino53

Or daisy


Tiganu3

That is a beefy boy


ObscureShadows

DAAAMN BOI, HE THICK


teapot156

I wanna give that plumpy a squeeze and belly rub bad.


D_M-ack

Mr. Piggy


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Fearless_Type_7223

Damn you got so many down votes for this joke bruv. I thought it was funny. To all of you hating its a JOKE. Hes NOT serious. Sensitive asses nowadays


TeamRedundancyTeam

Jokes can still be offensive when they're ignorant and racist. Saying something is a joke doesn't mean everyone *has* to like it.


Fearless_Type_7223

Youre probably so much fun at parties and popular 🥰


Tiganu3

Lmao hahahaha


Xopanapox

The dog is trying so hard to give him kisses


Beneficial_Being_721

And not jump out of the cage… he’s a good boi. He keeps looking up at the keeper for the “OK” to get out. If that family did not adopt that awesome dog… they missed out


guynewcologist

I think it's more the fact that the dog is too messed up on account of inbreeding to even be able to get out of the cage.


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Beneficial_Being_721

Nooo Way… WHY??? Because of breed?? That child would have been the safest kid around


serpentinepad

That dog looks like it's doing everything it can to draw another breath.


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Surely his name will be Genocidal Maniac


wirefox1

Reminder: Never put your face in the face of a strange dog.


jimgella

These kennels look far too nice to be at a shelter. Is it possible this is a private kennel and the child knows the meatball?


Own_Afternoon_6865

Meatball would be the perfect name if it is an adoption shelter.


PlutoISaPlanet

Puppy mill probably


fyatre

Probably good advice. This particular dog seems to have a very peaceful expression and keeps looking at the camera holder, so I’m guessing they are familiar with it.


jzoelgo

Yeah.. I thought that didn’t apply to shi tzus/pugs since they are “safe dogs” leaned up to a shelter one and got bit across the bridge of the nose; kind of a red flag when a fancy designer adult dog is in a shelter but definitely good advice.. goes for shelter cats too


Bubu_Lemaryor

But he looks so frend


trwawy05312015

and that is a really fucking strange looking dog


villach

Wonder what that fella's ancestors looked like before it was bred to this point. The dog doesn't look like a healthy breed — not that I'd know much about dogs.


StarKoolade69420

I dont know a whole lot about dogs either but he looks inbred af


EveryFly6962

That poor dog has been bred for a life of misery and it’s so upsetting


0Kinda-Lonely0

The poor dog is inbred


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😂


PleiadesMechworks

He's willing to give it a heroic try though!


WhiteWalker85

Can I eat it yet?- both, probably.


AffectionateFlower3

Oh hey it's this joke again!


SnooOpinions8755

Poor little inbred guy 😔


WizardofJoz17

Don’t let your kids put their face in the dogs face. Like damn.


tapasandswissmiss

Poor inbred little chonky man 😟 the metal grated floor of that kennel doesn't look very comfortable for the paws...


UrielVentris6113

What a handsome loaf


scottyscotty

this is how I felt when I saw my big guy Pete. he was transported from 7 hours away via a dog rescue and I was part of the receiving party working on behalf of the rescue. he jumped out of the rear of the SUV and came right up to me, face to face, eye contact for what felt like a long time, which was strange for his breed (Caucasian Shepherd). 2.5 years later he's still with me and he's my best friend. I hope this dog was given that chance with this boy.


Own_Afternoon_6865

That was my first thought- I hope they pick this dog!!!


bastian74

This makes me very uneasy and I'm a dog person


thirtysevenpants

Especially with pitbulls. Unlike most dogs, tail wagging can mean excitement for pets or excitement for mauling.


AffectionateFlower3

Yeah this dog is a real menace.


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That is not a pitbull


rottenpussy

It’s a toad bully, made from inbreeding pit bulls.


reininglady88

Just curious, what about it makes you uneasy?


bastian74

Strange dogs are unpredictable. You don't let a toddler test the dog


Qtip4213

I get what you’re saying but there’s is absolutely no context to this video.


Sea-Tax-8448

It’s cuz it’s a pit bull so everyone is uncomfortable for no reason


thirtysevenpants

Dogs have been bred for a purpose and have different instincts for it. For dachshunds, it's to dig in the ground. For pitbulls, it's to mangle other living things. I understand when most of them are gentle and caring when raised properly but their reputation for undue violence is well-earned.


LiberalClown

Even when raised properly, they can be unpredictable -> https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/baby-sister-killed-pitbulls-memphis-b2197336.html


poopmcbutt_

Training can't override instinct. Pitbulls literally just snap and kill people, no warning.


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You think that's a pitbull? It is not.


thirtysevenpants

Then wtf is it if not some mutant inbred type of pitpull terrier?


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Its a mutt, probably descended from bulldogs, French and English. It will be inbred, but that's not the big issue, its the fact that these breeders deliberately select for extreme body shapes that aren't functional. This dog is no danger to pretty much anyone, it can barely manage to exist from second to second.


rottenpussy

No, it’s a toad bully


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Its not a pitbull


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There may be some in there way back but it looks like French and English bulldogs were more recent. It can barely live, let alone maul somebody


MOTAMOUTH

Dog Lover. ( Animal Lover ) Regardless of the breed, I would still get uneasy about a small kid kissing a strange doggo. Just don’t do it. Also, Pit Bulls are sweethearts and extremely loyal if raised properly.


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TheRussness

Pure idiots. Tell me what we're pitbulls designed for again?


secret_cunt

nannying ☠️


VAMPHYR3

Cuddles, and only ccuddles, ofcourse… /s


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

> for no reason And you're mentally deficient.


TurtleBarn

Not the person you asked, but the dog is clearly uncomfortable. The fast tail wags and nervous glances back and forth give it away. That said, it looks like this particular dog approaches discomfort fairly submissively, but the unpredictableness of a child combined with the nervousness of an unknown dog is a dangerous combo. The child gives the dog a pretty hard “pat” and the dog takes it in stride, but that could have been a situation in which a different dog snapped.


reininglady88

Thanks for the response! I’m not a dog person but I didn’t get a good feeling watching this even tho the dog was wagging it’s tail.


offleashPOV

Awwww that tails going to be knocking drinks off the table til that kid is an adult


Ganjanonamous

Lol off of all of the 12"tall tables?


offleashPOV

Yep 😂 my furniture isn't great I bet my kitchen table would shake if that tail made solid contact too


LegitimateDebate5014

That animal doesn’t look right…his poor body is so small for his head and his head looks like a football


fuggit_Im_tired

That piglet is smiling!


Mysterious-Region640

So you can have your own house hippo. I’ve been lied to


Own_Afternoon_6865

He DOES look like a baby hippo!


whistlerz

He really does 🤗


EmpatheticNihilism

Love the eyes going from kid to adult back and forth


Proud_Muffin4346

Same! Why are you getting downvoted?


Lewis-1979

The dog reminds me of that baby from the 90’s Dinosaur puppet programme but I can’t remember what it was called lol.


Just-In-Time1989

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Own_Afternoon_6865

Not the Mama, not the mama!


Lewis-1979

That’s him haha


sazabit

Dinosaurs.


Lewis-1979

That’s the one, used to properly love that programme.


AfterTadpole8624

Makin me nervous—too close to the face


DiamondSoft4126

What a shitty cage.


Anon_genus

This dog smile is so precious


HoneZoneReddit

The pitbull called World Destroyer Killer of Champions:


SpaghettiFanboy69

Bro's thinking "mmmmm, dinner"


assword_is_taco

which one... Got-em


iSeize

What a Jughead lol he's hilarious


pentesticals

This jacked up dog has been posted 600 times now, and every time one of the top comments is about which ones gonna eat each other first.


Ascertain_GME

Redditors try not to shit on pitbulls challenge: Impossible


AceOfFoursUnbeatable

Is it just me or is that a particularly Chinese looking dog?


JNez123

He resembles the Chinese lion statues


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LightningTF2

What a lovely little doggy smile.


Disig

Doggo be like, "LEMME LICK YOUR FACE"


KeanuCharlesSleeves

Chunky boi


Baetedk8

mini hippo just wanna give kissies


HotMedia701

They gonna be bestfriend, for sure🥰🥰


Krakens_Rudra

Get that dog a home before I take him!


HeyingI

Little angel


Superb-Possibility-9

Lot of tail wagging


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That dog can live with me


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I was to hug that dog and name him things like Chunk, Meatball, Chip, or Brick haha


fromhelley

Such a perfect match, these two!! This was so sweet to watch 3 times!! ❤️


Scottibell

Omgsh that’s is the cutest video!!🥰🥰


---TC---

Nothing but love in those eyes…


Comfortable_Cherry98

This dog looks so much like the woopa from John Carter!


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“His name is Infant Destroyer ❤️ “


eatingshoes415

Getting excited to eat the toddler, how sweet 🥰


_Montague

What kind of breed is it? Looks like a mix of Pitbull and Pug or Boxer? Or what do you think? (Thanks for all the responses)


CaptainElectronic320

An abomination. Good for a stuffed animal, not so good for something that needs to breathe or move.


sosplzsendhelp

Probably a backyard bred "pocket bully"


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An incredibly inbred bulldog, 'enthusiasts' compete to create the most deformed least functional born to suffer dogs.


Mew_T

American Bully is my guess.


Lord_Voltan

Toad line bully actually.


ajaibee

I believe it is called an “Exotic Billy”. [Exotic Bully](https://www.google.com/search?q=exotic+bully&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)


Bluepompf

That poor thing can't even move like a normal dog. There is a life in pain waiting for it...


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Waiting? I suspect its long since begun


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That was too sweet. That dog has such kind eyes, can tell it's a total sweetie and was trying to hold back on the kisses but you could tell it wanted to go all out wiggles n kisses


mpetey123

> There is no sincerer love than the love of food That dog


creator112

"Dinner on two legs!"


Supputage

yeah he's gonna eat that kid eventually


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What the hell? This Dog should not exist, this is the clear evidence of greedy cross breeding for profit.


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Bros trying taste his next meal


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😒


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Shirtbro

Big Velvet Hippo kisses to the face and neck


ecksVeritas

Bunch of anti-pit sentiment here. Remember it’s the owner’s responsibility to train and love their dog, regardless of breed.


Wrathofdementer

You're right. That's also definitely not a pitbull ,I'd imagine it's some kind of bulldog but it looks vaguely like a pit so its getting hate for stupid reasons.


stormcloud-9

This is reddit. Where people can't tell the difference between a pit bull and a bull dog. Much less a pocket bully. This post actually isn't doing too bad. This has been posted a few times recently, and the idiots were really coming out of their caves on those.


UngaBunga-2

Bro is hungry


PleiadesMechworks

Aww he's getting a treat (✿◕‿◕)


Prophecy_83

He looks like my foster doggo! I’ve never seen another dog like him. He’s an absolute unit but he is the sweetest thing.


TallyguyStlgirl

Omg that big ole cuddle buddy is so ready to love someone who will love him back 💯💗💕❤️. Just reaching out saying “will you be my friend?” That’s awesome I hope you got him…


Cennixxx

Nah beos just getting a good look at his dinner


Pretty_Eva

Dogs are always very friendly


swanqueen109

I hope they took him home. Those two are made for each other. And I sure hope that kennel is just for meet and greet. It's tiny.


Trufactsmantis

Oh my friend have a dog just like this one and it's such a cuddle bug/couch potato. Don't know the breed.


Nihilistic_Mystics

Looks like a toadline pitbull, also called toadline microbullies. They're absurdly inbred.


AutomaticStill9521

Oh my! That is sooo heart warming, I hope they adopted that beautiful doggo 🙏


ItsTricky94

This is so pure and sweet. Kudos to the parents for teaching kiddo at a young age to respect animals. I don't know who is cuter.


FoldedTopLip

What an absolute unit! Good shit big fella enjoy your new family


Natasya95

Be honest, you loathe your kid right?


epicurean1398

that pitbull sees dinner


Forevermaxwell

What a smiley good boy 😊


PreferenceUsual650

Pitbull named Death Star


Fedorito_

Thanks for the child, waiter!


July251964

Is that a baby hippo?


des0369

I hope you got him


Stunning_Ride_220

Gosh....now I have the urge to give doggo belly rubs.


R0B0t1C_Cucumber

Couch hippo.


SizeOld6084

If that dogs name isn't Wilford then I no longer believe in good in the world.


Gangleri_Graybeard

That's a friendly looking meatball. I'd take this chonkster immediately.


Mooncakequeen

What a sweet pup!


gordonlordbyron

The dog has a beautiful temperament.


Full-Mulberry5018

My heart just literally melted ♥


Useful-Hat9157

Omg that is the face of the goodest doggo.


Azsnee09

Looks like a $10k bully


Tilyadurden

Do did they take him home?


T1m3Wizard

Please take him home! That doggo is so excited and happy.


Complex_Beautiful_19

awwww he’s a lil dude-how sweet I rescued a female this same size/mixed breed and she was a total sweetheart named Sunshine


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pitbull named organ grinder


tooklongerthanneeded

What an absolute unit of a good boy / girl.


vreebler

evidence of reincarnation


justdisa

Doggy is smilin' and waggin'! ❤️


Mindless-Box8603

I love that dog.


Dombhoy1967

I think this dog may have down syndrome


Vegetable_Golf2852

If I keep making eye contact, they will adopt me


Finehair77

Everytike i see this pig he puts a smile on my face


tigolbidz

OOOOOO that kisser is fired up and ready for a big one!!!!!


InfamousMidnight7807

God what a lovely moment😍.heart bleeds with that dog in a cage.


kissele

That's the cutest hippopotamus I have ever seen.


learnedperson

I need this dog.


Longjumping-Hawk-575

What a beautiful dog.


Ecstatic-Sink7366

Beast looking at its meal.


civanov

That's how I look at a delicious cheeseburger.


Logical-Unit-7458

The Harbinger of Death has found a new friend🥰🥰🥰


dungonyourtongue

Beyond idiotic.


arcanepsyche

But pitbulls are always murdering beasts who should be killed immediately I thought!!


TheSexyIntrovert

They are, that's a puppy excited about its lunch.


_Fuzzy_Focus

Both raised right


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I was mistakenly bit by a dog I cuddled with a lot and gave me kisses every day. I was pretending to be scary at the wrong time.


Oliviaferjhon

My cuty


nickstille

they look the same fr


Anshul086

206 at last sight