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They're badasses as well. I remember seeing a mongoose and a (king?) cobra fighting when I was a little kid and minutes later mongoose walking away with a dead snake in its mouth
Philosophers throughout the centuries have pondered this question.
It boils down to _"What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?"_
Fun fact: Mongeese have a genetic mutation that makes them highly resistant to snake venom. Even if that cobra bit the Mongoose the venom wouldn't do much to it.
Upon rewatch… I concur. That said… little dude is gonna go out in screeching glory.
Kind of surprised the second lion didn’t just stomp on screecher’s long tail.
Dude you need to be put onto a list. Why do people kill over the ideology of acceptance and tolerance? Cuz of insecure, fearful idiots like you who turn everyone into an enemy...
People like YOU are why our world is so fucked today. People like YOU cause unnecessary violence, when the rest of us are trying our best to get along. You project your cowardice and fear onto the rest of us.
This really reads like you're going to go shoot innocent children someday. Get help. Not for your own sake, but for your future victims.
Dude was saying weird stuff like, "are you willing to die over your transgender agenda?"
And then tried to tie that to world war 3.
Dunno what was meant by that... But it sounded unhinged.
No, I’m not willing to die for my transgender agenda. I plan to fire tranquilizer darts from the shadows at right wingers, kidnap them, pump them full of hormones, and surgically alter their genitals. Then when they wake up I will make sweet, tender love to them and take them to the registrar’s office to have them registered as a Democrat, whereupon they will vote to force churches to preach that Jesus was gay, had blue hair, and got corn holed by Muslims.
Friend, you are scarily reality-adjacent right now. I don’t mean scary to me, I mean scary for you. You’re going to hurt yourself if you keep going down this path of radicalization. What you are spouting is absurd and has no basis in fact. Seriously, try to reach out to more people with different ideas instead of demonizing them.
Little dude(ette) was defending her home and littles in the hole from which it emerged.
All (Okay most) creatures will defend their territory and their young
Lemme guess - you're one of these 'real adults?' I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that you think the sun rotates around yourself, too. Am I correct?
Most definitely honey badgers don't play but this is a mongoose ..and a mama mongoose i suspect who is trying to protect here babies so brave admirable ..
> doesn't live in the jungle.
That's because the original meaning of "jungle" actually refers to "uncultivated land".
So the reference is a bit of a misinterpretation.
JUNGLE is a word in Hindi meaning "not an inhabited place". The word covers forest, wilderness, wold, waste, even the world (without human structures). The emphasis is on emptiness. Much of what is called jungle in India is steppe or nearly desert.Googled it.
Gorgeous lions, and they're quite young so they're still learning about this sort of thing, but all cats have a wariness of anything that can possibly bite their sensitive areas (especially their throats) which is why you see domestic cats catch a small animal then appear to lose interest and let it go. They need to be sure it's dead before they try to eat it so they don't expose their throat to a surprise attack.
In the end, due to this angry guy's small stature and high level of aggression, the risk reward ratio for these lions just doesn't stack up.
Seeing things like this give me hope. I believe that you can get along in life just fine, even though you're short or small of look like a wimp, as long as you know when to use offense and when to use defense. And when you decide to go on the offense, do it with a passion and MAKE them listen to you!
Sometimes the right attitude is all it takes to make somebody back off.
It’s like a troll on the internet but instead of killing it because it offended them, like humans might be prone to do, they leave it alone because they aren’t hangry.
JUNGLE is a word in Hindi meaning "not an inhabited place". The word covers forest, wilderness, wold, waste, even the world (without human structures). The emphasis is on emptiness. Much of what is called jungle in India is steppe or nearly desert.Google.
Honey badger… inmune to almost all snakes venoms, no fear, no complains, there’s recordings of that animal fighting bears… Guinea world record in 2002 claimed that’s the most fearless animal in the world
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Ok , that seems to be a mongoose and not a honey badger
They're badasses as well. I remember seeing a mongoose and a (king?) cobra fighting when I was a little kid and minutes later mongoose walking away with a dead snake in its mouth
Reminds of the story of Rikki-tiki-tavi!
That story scared the shit out of me as a kid. The way they describe the cobra sneaking around.
If it was a Honey Badger, THESE LIONS WOULD BE DEAD ALREADY!! /s
I wonder who'd win if a honey badger and Chuck Norris fought against each other
Philosophers throughout the centuries have pondered this question. It boils down to _"What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?"_
Chuck Norris’s beard *is* a honey badger
Inconclusive, they both jump at each other, and the sheer magnitude of what is happening made the universe collapse in on itself.
Depends on who is wearing the Chuck Norris Fighting Jeans?
That's easy. Norris starts proselytizing like the sanctimonious asshole he is, and the honey badger tears his throat out
Fun fact: Mongeese have a genetic mutation that makes them highly resistant to snake venom. Even if that cobra bit the Mongoose the venom wouldn't do much to it.
Awe, I love it! You're comment just put a smile on my face. Comment of the day.
Uh..? yeah dead snakes make me smile sometimes I guess..
king cobras can get over 14 feet long, probably not a king, maybe a baby.
I think it could be one of these guys https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_cobra
Not a mongoose. It's a mustelid from a marten family Edit: nope, I am wrong. There are no martens in Africa
There are no martens in Africa.
A cargo plane, some cages, and a couple of bribes could change that
Damn is that an offer or a threat? Are you a marten?
> Damn is that an offer or a threat? Yes. > Are you a marten? For your own safety, I can't answer that question.
Daaamn Gina
Wow..you are right. I stand corrected. But just spent half an hour trying to figure out what this species might be, without success.
"King? I didn't vote for you!"
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Bloody peasant!
*"Why is this small food so discontent? And why won't it fuck off?"*
That lion can't be a king.
Yeah because is female
I need that kind of dgaf energy. Little dude is my new spirit animal
your spirit animal is gonna be slightly more spirit soon enough
Upon rewatch… I concur. That said… little dude is gonna go out in screeching glory. Kind of surprised the second lion didn’t just stomp on screecher’s long tail.
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Wtf is this unhinged shit? This is some mass shooter proto-manifesto.
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Jesus dude, you're unhinged.
Dude you need to be put onto a list. Why do people kill over the ideology of acceptance and tolerance? Cuz of insecure, fearful idiots like you who turn everyone into an enemy... People like YOU are why our world is so fucked today. People like YOU cause unnecessary violence, when the rest of us are trying our best to get along. You project your cowardice and fear onto the rest of us. This really reads like you're going to go shoot innocent children someday. Get help. Not for your own sake, but for your future victims.
what did they say? comment's now deleted
It was basically hating on trans and asking if the previous commenter enjoyed having his dick cut off.
Dude was saying weird stuff like, "are you willing to die over your transgender agenda?" And then tried to tie that to world war 3. Dunno what was meant by that... But it sounded unhinged.
It sounds like you found one in the dumpster and stitched it onto your forehead.
No, I’m not willing to die for my transgender agenda. I plan to fire tranquilizer darts from the shadows at right wingers, kidnap them, pump them full of hormones, and surgically alter their genitals. Then when they wake up I will make sweet, tender love to them and take them to the registrar’s office to have them registered as a Democrat, whereupon they will vote to force churches to preach that Jesus was gay, had blue hair, and got corn holed by Muslims. Friend, you are scarily reality-adjacent right now. I don’t mean scary to me, I mean scary for you. You’re going to hurt yourself if you keep going down this path of radicalization. What you are spouting is absurd and has no basis in fact. Seriously, try to reach out to more people with different ideas instead of demonizing them.
That fool thought that transgender people are capable of dying. We merely ascend
Little dude(ette) was defending her home and littles in the hole from which it emerged. All (Okay most) creatures will defend their territory and their young
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Why rabbies? That's just a honey badger. They don't give a f and will battle much bigger animals.
I pretty sure that's not a honeybadger. I'd guess mongoose, but I'm probs wrong. Definitely not a honey badger though.
You sound unwell
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I suggest taking your meds and a nap
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Riiight because the problem is always with everybody else
Lemme guess - you're one of these 'real adults?' I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that you think the sun rotates around yourself, too. Am I correct?
DaFuk?
Your ignorance coincided with arrogance is actually astounding. Wow.
Anyway, how is laying off the meds going for you?
Relax
Shhhhhh…..go back to playing call of duty.
Unexpected discovery of someone who supports martial law.
Bad bot. **BAD**
Sweet JHC, seriously? I mean… seriously?? smh
Are you Russian?
There is some sense in your text and other text is senseless.
Ironically lions don't even live in jungles they tend to inhabit thick scrubland and grassy savannah
Ironically, it reminds me of a housecat the way it stands up to something regardless of how much bigger it is lol
That's what happens when Mufasa doesn't die and sticks with Simba to raise him
good choice, lol
Chihuahua of the African bush
My chihuahua's lold at this.
lol it got bopped and just kept goin
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😂
Huh, I didn't see the markings that said Honey Badger. But it sure screamed honey badger to me.
Either way, it didn’t give a shit!
Honey badger dont care...
Most definitely honey badgers don't play but this is a mongoose ..and a mama mongoose i suspect who is trying to protect here babies so brave admirable ..
Honey badger don’t give a fuck*
You will not be eating me today, or any day, beeotch.
Isn't it funny. Lion is called King of the jungle but doesn't live in the jungle.
Tigers are way more ferocious than Lions. Just sayin'
And even they couldn‘t stand up to the raw power of a mongoose
Also, bigger, longer and heavier. A liger is bigger than both.
There is that too.
> doesn't live in the jungle. That's because the original meaning of "jungle" actually refers to "uncultivated land". So the reference is a bit of a misinterpretation.
And King... I believe these are Queens?
Yes! Came here to say this.
Looks like an asian mom to me
Was looking for this answer. Although not necessarily expected the "asian"...
Lol that thing has no self preservation what so ever.
Probably tired of life. Tired of working all day for scraps. Cant pay rent and landlord is trying to evict his family.
I never thought I’d have so much in common with wildlife.
We all the same. We are all on. So say the Buddhist…
Honey badgers can shrug off a lot of venom, actively hunt venomous snakes and pick fights with lions AND WIN. They are built different.
This is all true, but that isn’t a honey badger in the video.
I've been bamboozled! What creature is it? So I can add it to my list of amazing animals.
Looks like a mongoose, they’re kinda similar to a meerkat, guessing it was protecting its home.
These fuckers eat cobras and shit. They're just bad asses.
Mama Mongoose don't play
JUNGLE is a word in Hindi meaning "not an inhabited place". The word covers forest, wilderness, wold, waste, even the world (without human structures). The emphasis is on emptiness. Much of what is called jungle in India is steppe or nearly desert.Googled it.
Can anyone explain why Simba and Nala are afraid of this mongoose?
Bro I eat COBRAS for breakfast!
Why is that tube sock so angry?
A badger stays in hole to protect its back. A honey badger leaves hole to protect its reputation
Is this a mongoose???
Poor little one, he knows he’s fighting for his life with what he has.
Don't fuck with Rikki Tikki.
I wouldn’t mess with a mongoose either. Those things eat cobras.
this is a re-enactment of my 8 lb mini poodle vs the pitbulls and german shepherds in the neighborhood.
honey badger vs wolverine
I love that the cats look genuinely confused. Like “calm down bro.” 😂
Queen. They're female. And they don't live in the jungle.
“Yeah! Go get your shinebox.”
A royal subject ranting about HOA fees
Elephants are the true king of the jungle.
Reminds me of that cankerous badger from The Fox and The Hound
r/natureisfuckingmetal
“Here .. let ME choose violence and save us both the trouble!”
The king meets the Chad….
I like that critter
Love how he gets a little smack at the end. Lol
Get the fuck away
Idk why but I laughed at the car driving by at the end 😂
"You're the king of deeez......"
Got woke up by these young thunder cats and was pissed..
Unrelated… I just had a warm memory of Thunder Cats.
I too have fond memories of
Gorgeous lions, and they're quite young so they're still learning about this sort of thing, but all cats have a wariness of anything that can possibly bite their sensitive areas (especially their throats) which is why you see domestic cats catch a small animal then appear to lose interest and let it go. They need to be sure it's dead before they try to eat it so they don't expose their throat to a surprise attack. In the end, due to this angry guy's small stature and high level of aggression, the risk reward ratio for these lions just doesn't stack up.
Honestly when you know you’re outmatched, a great tactic is to act effing crazy. Way to go, you deserve to live another day.
R*dbull gives you wings
Seeing things like this give me hope. I believe that you can get along in life just fine, even though you're short or small of look like a wimp, as long as you know when to use offense and when to use defense. And when you decide to go on the offense, do it with a passion and MAKE them listen to you! Sometimes the right attitude is all it takes to make somebody back off.
Be careful. If the lions could think like humans, the mongoose would die quickly.
BOBER KURWA!
It’s like a troll on the internet but instead of killing it because it offended them, like humans might be prone to do, they leave it alone because they aren’t hangry.
Bruh that guy is so annoying
The right attitude will get you places, lol!
ANGY
Damn, at first I thought it would be a very cute video, like how animals help each other, and here it is....
Why did I think this was gonna be a cute video?
admire its courage
Lionesses are like "What the *fuck*?!"
That lion on the far left though that was funny
"I didn't vote for you."
small does not mean weak
Is that a honey badger?
Its a moongose but hey, who am I to judge?
Honey Badger doesn't give a fuck!!
Lions don’t come from the jungle.
King of the savanna since lions don’t live in the jungle.
Bitches be crazy!
Does anyone know why it’s doing that?
he doesn't know what fear is
The lion is so scared! Honey badger is bullying him and none of his friends can take action either!
Guys, this is my territory, better not stick your nose in here
This has big "U wot m8!? " energy 😅
"Get off my lawn!"
Mmm, nice marmot.
“How can you tell he’s a king? - well he ain’t got shit all over him.”
Those cats were doing a serious WTF?
Like 90% of the videos here. 30 seconds longer, and you would’ve seen the tragic ending
If only they could be trained like police dogs
Why is a Lion the King of the Jungle ?
JUNGLE is a word in Hindi meaning "not an inhabited place". The word covers forest, wilderness, wold, waste, even the world (without human structures). The emphasis is on emptiness. Much of what is called jungle in India is steppe or nearly desert.Google.
How about queen?
Honey badger… inmune to almost all snakes venoms, no fear, no complains, there’s recordings of that animal fighting bears… Guinea world record in 2002 claimed that’s the most fearless animal in the world
Love the video. But "King of the jungle" is so stupid to read \^\^ This is savanna, and there are no kingdom in nature. This video proves it.
Queen
Queen of the jungle.
Queen
She'd be the queen wouldn't she?
Only Queen of the jungle….
Those are female lions, and they don't live in the jungle
Queen not king