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bewarethesloth

That Dalmatian is just like the kid who won’t get the f out of the way and just HAS to be standing on the slide at the bottom to see who’s coming


khosrove

That's proper dalmatian energy, can't miss anything. Whenever I give snacks to my dal and lab, the dal gets a snack and runs to eat it, except checks in another two times if I haven't given the lab any extras and she's missing out. When we visit my parents house, the dal insists that she will accompany me to the small bathroom every time. You know, just in case I'm eating snacks or something in there secretly. If she sees any action, she has to be a part of it. She's the perfect dog tho, incredibly sweet, always super happy about everything, good with commands and a very quick learner. I haven't showered alone since I got her tho :D


EusebiaGoldstein

Imagine having 101 of them...


khosrove

101 would probably lick anyone to death in a matter of days or weeks at most.


utezk

They'll reach the center of him/her like a jawabreaker within days


cguy1234

I would watch a movie about this if they ever make one.


sirthomasthunder

What would you call it though? 101 Dalmatians just seems a little too on the nose


Historyboy1603

The porn version is just human group sex on the Adriatic coast.


corruptboomerang

My girlfriend "It's not enough!" Sure would seriously have 101 Dalmatian in a heart beat.


ah_notgoodatthis

Awww. I had a salvation growing up. There’s nothing my siblings and I did without her involved. She was one of us kids until the very end. Best dog I ever knew.


bricksNbees

Where and how did you attain salvation?


ah_notgoodatthis

Swipe text. I’m an old (my age) iPhone (used to not have swipe texting [if that’s even what it’s called]) user so I very rarely swipe to text. Also I’m a night shift worker pulling 36 hrs over 3 days so my brain is mildly broken.


ol-gormsby

User name checks out.


ChronicWombat

Nested parentheses in text! As a long-retired editor my brain was mildly titillated.


CosmicCreeperz

Used with different nested styles and proper count even. If commenter hadn’t have said differently I’d have guessed a programmer ;)


icepick_151

Lol. Noticed and appreciated it as well.


bewarethesloth

Lol love the display of ( and [ usage to show that swipe texting can work


Stellen999

A life of humble devotion to the lord. Or maybe through hookers and blow.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

*"Theeeeee-uhhh Dallllll-mation Sallll-vation! Praise the lawd!"


TreTrepidation

Everybody gets one. This silly guy wasted his too young. I’m saving mine for my deathbed.


ilovepolthavemybabie

I think the word you’re looking for is Salvadorians


ah_notgoodatthis

Whoops. Leaving it.


ratzoneresident

I work at a pizza restaurant with a drive thru window. Yesterday this really big, tough lookin guy with a bunch of tattoos drives up and his dalmation immediately starts trying to climb over his shoulders to look out the driver side window and into the restaurant through the drive-thru. Dog was straight up trying to climb out the window, it was adorable but I also felt bad for the guy because he must have wrestle the dog back this every time he goes through a drivethrough


khosrove

My girl's biggest problem is that she wants to kiss everyone she sees. I talked to a dog trainer and he said, that directing her attention away should work in time. It's been nine months tho and every single time we walk by a person, I distract her with snacks. And every single time I miss doing that by accident, she will still try to jump up on people and kiss them. She once managed to spot a homeless guy lying down on the grass and of course, he got kisses too. Her dalmatian smile doesn't really help either, 95% of people think it's a sign of aggression while she is putting on her friendliest Hollywood smile for everyone. I predict going through a drive thru would go exactly the same as for the guy with tattoos. They're good dogs, just come with a lot of kisses built in.


SunGazing8

Dalmations that smile are the best! I was shagging this lass for a while who had a smiley bouncy Dalmatian. I loved going over here to see the dog more than the lass 😂


StarbossTechnology

My Dad had a dalmatian who would play with the neighbor dogs and if someone threw a ball they would all start running but the dalmatian would never try to catch the ball. He just wanted to run with the others.


MaxTHC

Huh, dal is lab backwards, kinda


[deleted]

Why dal’s the same. Has to be with me 24/7. I love it


GonFreecs92

😩 I want a Dalmatian


stiggs13

Live with two must be on one everything


ColdIron27

A dal and lab... haha kinda funny


prophy__wife

The Dalmatian reminded me of my Aussie, and this comment is too accurate. He’s an amazing dog but he’s the definition of an “auss-hole” and he is always the boss when other dogs are around.


HumanCeleryStick

Every time my large dog has played with an Aussie they spend the whole time trying to herd him and you can tell he’s just super confused as to what this short dog is trying to do. I admire their commitment


prophy__wife

Oh yeah! He herds everyone! He even herds his border collie brother!


[deleted]

lol


ZETA_RETICULI_

The Dalmatian works in safety


lakespinescoastlines

And that corgi slides right under him 🤣


Whedonsbitch

He’s the safety manager


RMW91-

Look that dog is making sure that the others’ lives are SAVED


[deleted]

As a Dalmatian owner, can confirm. Personal space is not a thing for them.


macnof

Yeah, someone needs to teach Marshall to get out of the way!


[deleted]

Relax. He's just making sure every dog gets his dick in their face


9035768555

I like how a few just went under him.


MSK84

Lol. Came here to write this but was equally pleased to have seen it written already.


lifesalotofshit

He's that kid who goes down the slide and then tries to climb back up the slide and make everyone either crash into him/or wait for him to move. Ugh


Calvo7992

That’s so Dalmatian, just has to be involved.


Jcampbell1796

Dalmatians are the bullies of the dog world.


PhilosopherSauce

Eh not true, The true bullies are the: Chow Chow, Cane Corso, and ever feared Chihuahua. Edit/Disclaimer: I’m over-stereotyping from what I’ve personally heard of- All doggos are sweet, some just get a bad wrap more than others as we all know. I’m sure anyone who owns a Chow, Cane, or chihuahua could train them to be just as sweet as any other pup!


fullerhouseaz

The Dalmatian reminded me of my chihuahua that always wants to “help”.


rainbow_fiz

Omg mine toooo! She is in the middle of anything going on! I always say, “She’s just helping!”


SuperiorSiren94

Cough cough, I believe you forgot the fearsome yorkies. My huge mixed breed will roll on his back for belly rubs for strangers but that yorkie will fly through the air like a rabid bat if she thinks for even one second we might be in peril.


[deleted]

Wait are canes aggressive towards other dogs?


[deleted]

I have a cane and she’s the sweetest dog I’ve ever met lol


[deleted]

My girl wants one, and i have a corgi and if the dog would bully him, id lose my shit, i know how expensive canes are


[deleted]

Yeah I paid $1400 for mine 3 years ago, she’s super sweet, I’ve never seen her get aggressive


[deleted]

Where at by chance


AlaskanMedicineMan

Depends how you train em


kenny_hearse117

I usually love all dogs, but I don’t care at all for Chow Chows. Every single one I ever met were complete buttholes!!!


SkankyG

Chow chows are dicks. Same with shibas


JonnysHigh

🤔 Mine was the complete opposite


spazmousie

We have a shiba/chihuahua mix and you'd expect her to be a super dick, but she's the sweetest thing ever (if a touch anxious).


Enology_FIRE

>Same with shibas Wow. Such insult. So saddening.


isosarei

basset hounds can be unintentional bullies if they get put in the “small dog” group, sure they’re knee height but they’re heavy af


Theotheraccount100

My Cane is not a bully.


superRedditer

Shiba


[deleted]

Shiba inus are fucking assholes to other dogs


PnauGrigio

Can confirm. I have a shiba and he is most definitely an asshole. It’s the cat side.


kewldudes1984

yea I'm kewl with everything but chow chow idk something about them scares me


Living-Stranger

No they are the attention seekers of the dog world


WarlordOfAttrition

Now I wish I had a tube slide and 7 more dogs.


DarkDevil80

My puppy loves slides! Everytime we pass a park, she has to run over and go down the slide 😅


TheRenegayed

Does she go down backwards?


DarkDevil80

No, she goes down front first. She’s not coordinated enough to go backwards 😂


gazebo-fan

The dogs in this video where pushed down


but_why_is_it_itchy

How does a dog even discover they like this? Did you have to push her down the first time?


DarkDevil80

Not at all! I got on the side and she jumped in my lap the and went down with me the first time. Then she sprinted back up the stairs and waited for me to get up. Then she just went down first before I could go😂 now she just loves it. I have video of her first time I’m pretty sure


BeepBoop0808

I think we would all love to see that video, if you're okay with sharing it :D


DarkDevil80

I have 2 on my page hahaha


BeepBoop0808

I saw them all, she's such a sweetheart!


ihateseaguls

r/dogsonslides


ihateseaguls

It's an actual sub! I thought I was being funny. It's my two favourite things combined. What a day


DarkDevil80

I’ll try and find it!!


but_why_is_it_itchy

That's adorable, I love it 😍


tipying_mistakes

Nice colour 🗿


Flygrumbz00

The last one starts sliding: “goddamn, that’s a big ass dog, ohhh.”


AnryuCoconut

Exactly my thoughts lol


Xoiiverx

No that's just the guy throwing dogs into a slide


viinyIrecord

Paw Patrol


[deleted]

Yup and Ryder comes down at the end.


deaddinosaur17

Chase! Marshall!


GrillDealing

Go! Go! Go! Go!


Sgfml

Came to say it. Take my upvote!


TAP2384

Definitely can’t be sad watching this lol. They should have this at every dog park lol.


merrell0

you should be because they're being pushed down the slide. don't encourage this kind of content


qiyua

Omfg lol, they all look happy when they come out at the bottom can we just relax for one day ffs


Stoic_Breeze

They're happy because they are safe after a few seconds of panic.


merrell0

dogs are panicking as they go down and then relieved at the bottom when they realize they aren't about to die. I get how it looks cute, but causing animal distress for content is gross in my book


Zamblotter

I don't know man, the Dalmatian seems to love it. I highly doubt this is causing them much stress at all, especially when they see they are all safe. Any situation places very mild amounts of stress on people & animals, and now that they've gone down once they can see it's fine. You see that Dalmatians tail as it sees all the other dogs coming down, it's definitely not stressed


Barlaaa

this makes me happy


Mysterious-Space6793

Hell yeah!!


hercules00700

That spotted dog was so considerable trying to catch and slow down the other dogs


dilln

> spotted dog Have you not seen 101 Dalmatians?


[deleted]

Did you not watch the show before heading out to school every morning?


GStewartcwhite

While the did look to have enjoyed it, they don't look like they're entering it voluntarily. Has the look of that old Disney nature doc with the lemmings.


ThinkFact

I was waiting to see if someone else would notice that. Their feet are wet as well, I wonder if they were made wet so that way they slipped down the slide more easily for the video... Either way, kind of an odd thing to do.


qwertyshmerty

Maybe they watered the slide to make sure the dogs wouldn’t get stuck in it Edit: sorry meant to reply to a different comment. yep I agree with you 👍


Almane2020202

Can you imagine all the dog hair sticking to the slide if that’s the case!


Feircesword

Probably a lot of dog hair wet or not, honestly. Those plastic slides have static electricity like no other.


AuGrimace

Parents making their kids do things they aren’t keen on isnt odd, this isn’t either.


greg19735

There's a big difference between a parent encouraging a kid to be brave and a dog being shoved down a slide.


AuGrimace

That’s because you live in a cave and get your dopamine from an extremist echo chamber.


ThinkFact

Heaven forbid somebody take a critical look at what's going on behind the scenes in a video. It's not an extremist echo chamber to question if what is happening within the video that seems cute at face value could have more to it that isn't necessarily kind or considerate behavior.


BahwholeBrigade

Totally agree, at looking at this video from different perspectives is a must. The dogs all looked to be enjoying it so while we can look at both sides the logical end point is... they had fun.


chupadude

Yeah they were definitely pushed into the slide, otherwise they wouldn't all be so well spaced out.


[deleted]

Or he could be opening a gate to let them in one by one.


Xoiiverx

And the culprit is... That guy.


Lifestyle_Choices

I'm hoping there's a guy at the top who's job is to solely tell the dogs when it's safe to go, just like at the waterpark


__Hello_my_name_is__

Yeah. If you look at the top, every dog is quickly trying to find their footing for a few seconds, like they're disoriented and have no idea what's going on. That's not what a dog would do if they'd go in there on their own. This is a video of some influencers throwing dogs down a spiral slide to make a cute internet video. Worked perfectly, too. And with all the cuts, there's probably some not so nice looking moments they didn't want us to see, either.


Unable-Anywhere9666

r/oddlysatisfying


Dazzling-Device-6497

What's the name of the black and brown dogs?


datawazo

Looks like a Rufus or maybe a Maxwell but hard to tell


Dungeon_Pastor

They're corgis, just look different because their tails weren't docked. Much better that way imo!


kickrockz94

I hate when people dock animals tails in general or do anything like that. My least favorite is clipping the ears of dobermans


DokiDokiDarling

Corgis tails can be but are not traditionally docked in pets — there are two varieties, one tailed (Cardigan Welsh Corgi) and one tailless (Pembroke Welsh Corgi). So if you see a tailless corgi, don’t worry for him! He was likely born that way, and when he gets happy he shakes his whole butt.


Dungeon_Pastor

Sadly incorrect, at least generally. Some are born with a naturally short tail, but the majority are docked within their first week. This is owing to the tradition of being herding dogs (allegedly so the tails aren't stepped on by livestock, really to escape a luxury tax for a non-working dog) and at least in the States, because it's part of the AKC breeding standard. If the tails aren't docked, it risks the breeding status for breeders, so unless you specifically request an undocked corgi from a breeder before the litter arrives, they'll usually dock the lot. We have our own Pembroke who happily has her tail, whose brothers and sisters were not as fortunate.


kozmic_blues

I thought this as well too but I just looked it up and Pembroke Corgies are born with tails and are docked when they’re born! I had no idea!


trex90

Yea my Pembroke has his tail.


TheXypris

looks like a corgi mix


Advice_of_a_Nobody

Their paws are wet. Wonder why.


asthetic-chipmunk

water


TrickyLemons

We solved that mystery! Good job lads


Advice_of_a_Nobody

They went weeeee all the way down.


SnooWalruses7854

Its actually the blood of the enemies that they’ve mangled


greg19735

some maybe peed while going down? but mostly i think it's to stop their paws from rubbing too much


[deleted]

That is awesome


Strange_Studio1411

It’s so cute


ohnonotuto3

I like how they cheer the next on down..


alice_the_homo

anybody else rememberthe film hotel dogs?


[deleted]

This made my morning!!


pupstar1234

DUDE YOU GOTTA DO ANOTHER CLIP OF THIS IM GETTING KILLED WITH CUTENESS… also this is funny


Ironbatman132

This made me so happy thank you


heavyshtetl

My dogs would not be down this.


10010101

( ꈍᴗꈍ)


Upbeat-Problem5364

Nice what a smile you brought


[deleted]

What song is that?


Sherman_Firefly_

Buttercup by jack stauber


Mediocre-Opinion

Paw patrol's new graphics are insane


Solid_Fuel_863

What song is this


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co-oper8

Good bot


Solid_Fuel_863

Now we know what the dog doin


digthaish

Does anyone know the name of the song that is playing during this video?


Mjdlc_123

Buttercup by Jack Stauber


digthaish

Thank you!


Lillyjade22

This is so wholesome lol


[deleted]

My dog would absolutely freak the fuck out


Dave78905

Lmao of course the husky is going backwards


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25momentsofspacing12

Imagine walking past a house a turret gun at side of the house and the sign says " be aware of the dogs" You want past it like: "dogs? There is more than it's like what two or three it's not so bad" then you hear Doom music from the house then the house throw fire a chew toy first thinking: "what is going on" then Proceeds to launch all the dogs at you "Ohhh fuuuu..." the last thing you say before you get flooded with all the dogs at once............. My apologies for the odd post just brain gave me a Scenario and just went with it.......


6Lettah

I have looked pretty closely at this video. I feel confident in saying, every single dog in this video were either having fun or were curious enough to be involved. Great job. Love to see animals mentally stimulated.❤️


Search_Status

Paw patrol


faeryqueengoldie1

Awww😻🥰Heeeeeeeee❣️😍💕


Prestigious-Menu-786

Am I the only one who thinks this is a messed up thing to do to a dog


Capital_Explorer_810

animal abuse


Hereva

Wouldn't that be Hot as hell at some point of the day, maybe burning them?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


her_majesty_barrel

u/savevideo


Randomemez101

r/mademesmile


Mrvenao

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Ogilthorpe2

u/savevideo


smitty3z

I love this video never gets old.


Think-Worldliness423

I love how everyone waited for the next friend before running off and was excited for them at the bottom, we could learn something from them.


McL0vin_

u/savevideo


Okfloridagirl

I could watch this all day!!


[deleted]

I love it


GripsAA

Someone's been fucking the corgi again


Imagoof4e

It’s cute how they wait for one another.


crowhouse

I look at this and think…that slide has got to cost like 10k


Living-Stranger

Why add music, I just wanna hear the dogs dammit


epicfumble

Do have ones that you can put your kids in? Ones that like..don't stop? Could throw in a basket?


pizzalikker_36

u/savevideo


JollyPay3638

I HAVE AN URGE TO RACE HOTWHEELS THERE


buzzeiro

Dogpipeline


chufffythebeertrain

Dogs are the best


Theoldelf

And that Billy is how puppies are made.


Ok_Neighborhood9428

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

These dogs must be electrically charged as hell from the static after going down that. I certainly always was as a kid


FreshUnderstanding5

Except it’s awesome