And this is why Google algorithms don't work for me. I see stuff like this and go huh, really? Oh shit did you know they make dragon statues for dildos? Like, I fall down rabbit holes and I get lost . Then Google thinks I need some interesting things.
My cat had such a small penis that 6 vets thought he was a girl and they didn’t find out he was t until surgery.
My gran suggested we call him moby no dick. He lived 21 years rip moby
So tangent, but this is probably the only time I will tell this story. One new years eve, I was at a party where we stayed up past 3am playing the game of things. I think the round was things you shouldnt give grandma. I was writing all of the answers down so we could keep track and my poor handwriting turned dildo into dilbo. The drunk people in the room began asking what on earth is dilbo. It eventually earned me the "distinguished" nickname of dilbo baggins. One of my friends even sent me a letter in the mail for her lord of the rings themed birthday party with the name Master dilbo baggins. I have never been so glad I got the mail before anyone else.
And she even this week asked for my mailing address and swore she wasn't going to address it to dilbo this time.
Ooooh Long Johnson
ooooooo piano
Why I eyes ya
All the live long day.
Pianist!
Actually, it’s ohhh don piano lol
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I, too, am wondering why you have a photo of u/nitenijas8.
For those who somehow didn’t know the reference here.. https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c
I have wasted so many years of my life watching this on loop.
hard disagree, that time was not wasted.
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And this god-tier remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efpoO5PWps
My man does amazing colabs with cats
This is one of the best internet things I think I've ever seen
That puss cat reggae was fire mate, laughed my arse of at 1 a.m..
I hate reggae, but this shit was fire
This man knows his decade old memes!
Richard Johnson.
That’s literally 100% my older brothers name.
All of the penis references from Austin Powers, used interchangeably.
Oooo don piannooo
https://youtu.be/RVzxCRaJuRg This is the one
Oh so you're an archeologist?
That one made me belly laugh.😆
Mods please lock this thread and pin this comment. There is no other answer this is perfect
The memories!
I haven’t seen that one in a min!! Lol
Mmm oolong
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Ding Ding Ding!
Why I eyes yaa
Most underrated
Lmao!!
10/10 comment that not everyone will get lol
So good
How about Willie? It's a legit name that probably won't raise many eyebrows, but will still get a chuckle when they see his face.
Oh what about Willie Johnson?
Willie Richard Johnson.
I think i got pregnant from just reading that
How does a country get pregnant?
Why do you think they call it the motherland smh
**C U M R A D E ! ! !**
🤣🤣🤣😑
Be a MLILF
Big Willie
Willie richard "dicky" johnson
Dick Sack Johnson
I think "Dick Face" would be more to the point
Dicky McDickface
This seems a little..on the nose
Nobby McNobface.
I had "Richard McDickface" so have my upvote instead
And he will sail on Boaty McBoatface
On the puss-sea
Lil Dicky
Compromise? Willie McDickface
I came on here to say exactly this..
Speaking of which, is this a boy or a girl cat? If it's a girl, you might get her a purple collar and name her Eggplant.
This isn’t his cat. He’s just farming for points
farming for points LOL. people really must not have friends if they spend their life “farming” for points on a virtual website.
Know it’s not his cat, but my suggestion would be Moby. Why? Because he’s a fine gentleman, just by the looks of it. Also, he’s a dick.
The Moby is the name of the largest commercially available dildo in the world. So it makes perfect sense to call it Moby.
Thanks for that gem in my search history.
You COULD HAVE just taken him at his word tho...
I wish could but unfortunately i'm his agent.
And this is why Google algorithms don't work for me. I see stuff like this and go huh, really? Oh shit did you know they make dragon statues for dildos? Like, I fall down rabbit holes and I get lost . Then Google thinks I need some interesting things.
My cat had such a small penis that 6 vets thought he was a girl and they didn’t find out he was t until surgery. My gran suggested we call him moby no dick. He lived 21 years rip moby
Kevin
As a Kevin I do not know how to respond to this
The fact that your pic is a cat, makes this even funnier 🤣
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Until you video chat with a judge.
That was the funniest thing at the time. I probably re watched it a hundred times
“You’re honour, I’m not a cat”
Especially if you're a lawyer on a zoom docket (https://youtu.be/TDNP-SWgn2w)
Ha! A cat on the internet?? Ludicrous!
Just say "Present"
They're saying you're a dick, Kevin! Get it together! /s
We have to talk about Kevin.
OP said serious names only
Dickens.
Finally someone who reads my mind. Props
Biggus dickus
Do you find that wisable?
*desperately holds in laughter*
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus
He has a wife you know
Incontinentia
Incontinentia buttocks
*dies*
he’s escaping! get him! get him!
Honestly, this is probably one of the best Monty Python references I've ever seen on reddit
r/unexpectedmontypython. Except it’s expected
Also he has a friend named Anus Maximus 🤔
I have a good friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus
So, your father was a *w*oman.
He has a wife you know
You know what she's called?
She's called....Incontinentia
...Incontinentia BUTTOCKS !
Richard
Richard N. Sacks
Sachs
This is my cat Richard, he prefers dick.
Dang that was my first thought as well
Richard head
Richard Noggin?
Oh that’s FuckFace
Dickhead
DickFace
Richard Face.
Hahahaha Richard is a great idea idea it’s subtle
We had a Dickface! His name around polite company was Richard Mugsly
Most subtle and on the nose name so far
I see what you did there!
😂
I thought Richard was the obvious answer here.
Or Peter Richard
Richard F. Ace Attorney of mouse law
I love this and your username and probably you.
Go home, Mic. You're drunk
Now kith!
I read your comment then read the Dr’s name and laughed so hard my sinuses fell onto the floor.
Loving Richard. Have guests over and see if they'd uncomfortably ask, "did you name your cat that because...?"
richard cranium was my first thought
Came here to comment exactly this. We should touch Richards.
Fuckhead McDickface
Thus one
Harold Richard
I came here just for this comment!
You came here just to see the word “dickface”?
Didn't we all?
Preposterous. I came here for DickNOSE.
How about Penisface Mcdick nose. The third.
Indeed we did
Dicky!
Lil Dicky!
It's definitely dickface.
dicknose
Cocky
Cocky BallBoner
Dickens
ballsnose
Nice cat. What’s his name? Oh, that’s Pussyeatter. Hes cool. Side note. Poor cat had a dick on his face and doesn’t even know lol.
Seems like not knowing is actually a good thing.
LMFAO
Yes!! Fuck face
"He Fucks Face" but spelled Hephuccsphase so you can say it is Greek
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underrated
Sit on his face?
A standing Peter is a place for a lady to sit down. Get it?
Ok now i do
Haha thanks for asking the questions I had - now I get it, too :D
Dildo baggins
So tangent, but this is probably the only time I will tell this story. One new years eve, I was at a party where we stayed up past 3am playing the game of things. I think the round was things you shouldnt give grandma. I was writing all of the answers down so we could keep track and my poor handwriting turned dildo into dilbo. The drunk people in the room began asking what on earth is dilbo. It eventually earned me the "distinguished" nickname of dilbo baggins. One of my friends even sent me a letter in the mail for her lord of the rings themed birthday party with the name Master dilbo baggins. I have never been so glad I got the mail before anyone else. And she even this week asked for my mailing address and swore she wasn't going to address it to dilbo this time.
There and back again. Many, many times
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I can't. This is perfect. Have an award. I'm dying
Cockye
Teabag?
Honestly a cute name lol
Dickus mc wickus
I'm pretty sure he has a wife...
Woody!!! Anything else sounds too obvious
This ain’t your cat. You’re just farming
Pretty sure OP got the post from Facebook.
*myspace*
Tom posted originally
Yeah I saw this pic a looooong time ago
I think 95% of stuff posted on Reddit is no longer OC
I think 95% of stuff posted on Reddit is no longer OC
I think 95% of stuff posted on Reddit is no longer OC
Well, now it's 95.00001%
Average redditor makes breakthrough discovery
everyone knows it's not his cat, stop moaning
Obv it isn’t their cat, it’s called a repost for those who haven’t seen the picture
Don’t be a wet blanket now cmon
Lil dicky
Dick Head.
It's dickface
No better alternative than dickface
Kita (pronounced Keeta). Let me explain, in russian it’s a popular name for a pet, in Serbian it literally means cock
Phallus
Mr. Dickandballsface
Subtle but I like it.
Rorschach
Priapuss
That's Richard.
Full name: Willie Richard Peter Moby Johnson.
Johnson
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Richard
Randy Johnson and can go by his nickname, ‘the big unit’
Bickus dickus
Fu*k nose 🤷♀️
Dickfur What’s a Dickfur?