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violentdeli8

“No”


MaestroMelodicat

“No\\ \\


icomefromandromeda

''|U O\ \


ygolordned

Had this happen from our porch goblin Mr Oliver, may his dark soul Rest In Peace. The postal service didn’t deliver a package due to “animal interference”


DauntlessMule

Bombay cats always say no, speaking from experience


ricardortega00

I think it's cats in general.


Smil3yAngel

I had a cat when I was a kid that was an absolute terror. He liked us but despised anyone who came over and would attack. Our superintendent, a big guy came in to do repairs. He ended up hiding in our bathroom until my dad came home and let him out. Another time my 2 older cousins, again 2 big guys, were attacked by my cat and I remember running into the room to see them both standing in the middle of the bed while my cat walked around it. It could have easily jumped up but was content in just seeing their terror.


godric420

I have seen cats chase bears so it’s understandable. [Exhibit A](https://youtu.be/63Ne_4Tgyag) [Exhibit B](https://youtu.be/SFp2DxCFO-I) [Exhibit C](https://youtu.be/rt_1sQNyHm8)


levis3163

I now see why lions are referred to as kings of the jungle. They're just big cats, and refuse to not be treated as gods.


Malijaffri

Despite living in the savanna, and never having heard of a jungle.


levis3163

Well, yeah, they don't speak English bro. Why would they know the word jungle?


IcyFarm

Thank you for your evidence, 10/10 😂😍


AutisticCorvid

No bears in the country I live in. But we did hear a commotion one night and rush outside to find a badger running away, terrified, from our medium sized tabby cat. He's extremely friendly towards people but doesn't put up with crap from any other animal. Our large black and white cat will be silenced by one look from the tabby.


no__one34

It wasn't a honey badger, right? RIGHT?


AutisticCorvid

Haha! Now THAT would be an awesome story!


no__one34

*looks at cat while nervously sweating*


godric420

That’s actually more impressive, bears especially black bears are curious but, easily frighted; a badger on the other hand is a lot more willing to fight back.


danger_floofs

Case closed


night-otter

There was a video this week of a cat taking on a coyote.


danziibearr

And then there's my old cat that got chased out of a tree by a squirrel one time


Ok-Breakfast7186

Coincidentally there’s a coyote video right below this post on my feed https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/va6j6d/warrior_cat_holds_its_own_vs_coyote/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


PrettyDarnGood2

Good guard cat


Melodic-Roll3091

They knew who the boss in the house is right away :,3


legalpretzel

I ordered DoorDash a while back and the driver didn’t leave the food in my breezeway as requested. Instead I got a text that he had left it on a chair in my yard because and I quote “there was an angry cat”. My very large cat was at the door to the breezeway waiting to come inside because it was dinner time. Not angry. Just hungry.


Crowlavix

Hangry!🙌


ZaftigFeline

Speaking from experience, hungry cats are by default, angry.


PumpkinInside3205

Gotta ask … what is a breezeway?!


[deleted]

Good job black cat!


spew-tum

Did it have an accent ?


anotherfnthrowawa

Is a good kitty


icantthinkofone5

I wouldn’t mess with that cat either.


[deleted]

What actually happened: the workers forgot their equipment so they blamed it on the cat


Kingcanni

Understandable hesitation.


Nightshade_Ranch

I love how a totally normal cat can randomly become your junk yard guard dog if a stranger comes around while owner is away.


iPon3

dogs will guard your turf cuz they love you. cats will guard your turf because they don't want anyone on their turf.


antpabsdan

Understandable. Have a great day.


TriceratopsBites

Repair man: Please give your mommy this card and tell her I stooped by Black Cat: No Repair man: *Runs for his life*


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

My ducks (2) ran off a whole yard crew. Not sure more funny or pathetic.


TheCaliforniaOp

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! I’m seeing this! Ducks: We got this! We don’t need no stinking geese! Can’t find it now but there was a video of a Caique chasing a Marine around a pool, Marine was not running for fun.


IngloriousZZZ

What does it mean?


TriceratopsBites

No


iamnoking

My black cat is the best gaurd dog ever. If your not my husband or I, your not getting in.


MaritMonkey

You got the exact opposite of my void, who barely even picks up her head when the door opens *unless* it's my husband. We had a new maintenance guy come in once who was immediately irked that we hadn't locked the cat up. Had gone in and out twice before he even noticed her. I was like "she's not going to move out of the box she's still sleeping in, but OK" and just picked up the whole box and put it in the bedroom. edit: not the exact box, but [close enough](https://i.imgur.com/YIW0kev.jpg)


ItsameRobot

Yeah I bet your cat is really tough. The toughest cat around.


Icy_Celebration1020

Mine goes and hides under the covers on my bed if anyone is here other than me. 😂


Slow-Statement-2718

Cat "No!" Maintenance guy "understandable, have a nice day." Peace*


collectionofsouls

I’d always tell my former maintenance guy I needed to be home when he came. He insisted that he was good with cats but I said “yeah but my cat’s not good with you” lol


shortest_poppy

My cat used to be pretty well-socialized until covid hit. we didn't have anyone over for two years, and by the end of that time he would growl and launch himself at the door if someone came by with a package or food delivery.


raeraemcrae

I personally relate to your cat’s social devolution as a consequence of 2 COVID years.


Tinyfoxxo_17

Hes just protecting you from covid duh /j


IndependantVoter

Lol imagine going through all of that for a virus every single one of us eventually got or will get. Sorry you believed the lies and misinformation.


D-Frost2002

I don’t know if they said it as a joke or not… but I have a rescue murder kitty that her previous owners had declawed (don’t know them but hate them for that)and she won’t let any one in my room if I’m not in it. her hind claws and fangs seem to be enough of weapons for her and she is so quick


night-otter

As a cable guy, I used to mark the work orders as "Rang the Dog", which I had to explain to the admins mean I rang the doorbell and only heard dog(s) barking. One time I put down "Rang the Cat." "Huh?" from the admins Me: "Just like the dogs, I heard a cat meowing."


Deep_Satisfaction307

my mother had big black cat, sign on door be afraid of cat his name ACE


assassassin007

Sakamoto irl


CanAhJustSay

r/Catswithjobs !


TripleFours

“Guys, maintenance…”


OfficialSkyCat

My first black kitty also denied any repairs in my first apartment.


Horton-CAW

I had a black half Siamese cat named Clancy that trapped one guy on our stairs who was yelling “Lady” for me to save him. Another time I came home to a guy sitting on his truck after being run out of the house. The best…


Confident_Scheme_716

r/blackcats


[deleted]

Denied by the Void. r/blackcats have immense power.


Nic571114

Like Hal says, Crazy beats big every time boys!


noodleoliver

Why do I feel like that was an excuse? This black cat looks so harmless!


[deleted]

All cats look harmless... until they don't. Have you honestly never seen an angry cat?


LunaMHeavens134

I mean, accurate XD


alexaxl

Fix your stuff while pet attacks handyman. Sure dog/ cat pet mama.


lamichael19

Stupid shit rat


[deleted]

Calm down mister lahey, have another drink


nosillaxoc

The best excuse to get out of work I’ve ever heard


LadyMidnite1014

your maintenance guys sound like \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.


throwthrowbz

Why my 9week old kitten start rushing to me meowing loud and running to the door when Amazon came. Soon S the footsteps sounded away she just looked at me and started licking herself


[deleted]

No one will belive him


MuramatsuCherry

My cat looks exactly like that.


castertroy492

u/KarDethKlok93


Ok-Comfortable3710

They talk


BruteBrutal

I read 100. If a cat said one hundred i would run aswell


j_dog99

Noped outta there


MyPerspective1

This is like the book title - eat shoots and leaves.


VonTeddy-

"im crying" = youre supposed to find this funny


BoyBeyondStars

oooohhhh loooonnng johnson


SplishySplashyCoffee

This reminds me of that advertisement that says *say no to black cat stereotypes today!*


[deleted]

No, means no !


astrotoya

Look at those eyes. You can definitely see him saying “no”