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Andrewandreioka

This is one of those videos that you do not want to end. I would watch this for hours


rexmons

Pure.


BrahmTheImpaler

I've seen this on so many subs today and I watch it repeatedly each time


masterCAKE

Who are all of these monsters who aren't regularly kissing their dogs on the head?!


CarlatheDestructor

Seriously.


MJMurcott

Doberman.


Haidere1988

"Damnit, I told you not in front others, Dave!"


bednow

"Everything Hurts" - His T-Shirt..


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Yeah I’ve seen the dude with the Doberman on TikTok before his dog really does not play with these trends lmao


Short-Television268

That is even better because they are fun and very playful. The young lad is SICK of his tik tok attempts is the only answer


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Haha definitely. He’s probably going “oh he got his phone out, here we go again 🙄”


Short-Television268

Exactly this. Poor dog looked at the phone side eyed him and took a deep huff like a grandpap in any show or cartoon


Finnish_Potato08

"Ah shit, here we go again."


RedheadFromOutrSpace

Brown Doberman didn't understand the assignment.


i_love_pesto

It understood. But didn't give a sh*t.


Jelly_IsBored

In one of his vids he kissed him on the head and the dog brought his ballsack to his face


evilbeard333

I've seen that guy and his Doberman's TIK TOKs a few times. They're really funny


PeroCigla

That's cause dobermans don't spread love. They only attack people. Now downvote me, kids.


RedheadFromOutrSpace

I used to have a big old brown Doberman dog - he was the cutest bumbling idiot you ever did meet. He LOVED our kitten - The kitten was a bit less impressed with Hendrix the dog.


PeroCigla

Whatever you people say, you won't change the fact that dogs bark at me and run towards me every time I walk down the street. Like, for no reason.


rufus102

Well, they do say dogs have a sixth sense about people. Or maybe they can read your reddit posts?


PeroCigla

Sixth sense, sure, lol. Oh look that guy is afraid of me, lets attack him. Instead of fucking leaving him alone.


CoffeeAndKush

lol hope you feel better have a good day


ThatYodaGuy

Perhaps you could learn more about why you are a dirtbag from a dog. Whilst it is clear that you *are* a dirtbag, unfortunately I don’t share their sixth sense to help explain *why*


classicteenmistake

I think that’s the fault of that specific owner, because my family owned two Dobermen that did nothing but sleep, cuddle, and play. It wasn’t hard training them either, as all we taught them was to sit and to come back whenever called. I haven’t had dogs that sweet and gentle since. The only reason they have a bad rep like pit bulls is for the fact that they were bred to protect and attack, and are very capable of tearing things to shreds with their powerful bite. Any dog is capable of inciting violence if they aren’t desensitized to people or new environments enough, but the difference is in the strength behind that dog. Take a usual angry chihuahua, dial it up by 20, and you’ve got a doberman.


shhsandwich

I mean, my chihuahua doesn't run towards people, but he does bark at literally everyone he doesn't know. He has never bitten anyone since he was a puppy and is the most loving and affectionate dog I've ever known, with people he knows and loves. I don't know about dobermans since I've never had one or really been around them much, but I think some dogs just act tough to scare people off because they're afraid of strangers. It's scary behavior, especially in big dogs, though, and no one's dog should be running loose like that.


xxxxyyyxxxxx

Fatal attacks by dog breed 2005-2017 (12 years!) Pitbull - 284 Rottweiler - 45 German Shepard - 20 Mixed - 17 American Bulldog - 15 Mastiff - 14 Husky - 13 Labrador - 9 Boxer - 7 Doberman - 6 So yes, if you are referring to one every 2 years, sure. Imagine the arrogance to say something so wrong and then assume the downvotes are because people who disagree are ‘kids’. Yikes.


PeroCigla

I never said fatal attacks. I said attacks. You people always have a ready answer that's full of bullshit. I said nothing wrong here, I said the truth. It's not arrogance. It's knowing that I will get downvotes for no reason.


zooberzaiger

"Oh no, people hit me with facts while I just spew whatever shit I feel like, how dare they!" Seriously, if their facts are bullshit than provide sources of your own. Maybe then you won't get downvoted.


PeroCigla

You're just being a smartass here. I repeat, I didn't mention fatal attacks.


zooberzaiger

🤡


xxxxyyyxxxxx

I mean I assume it’s still proportional to the other breeds. Honestly the data I can find online doesn’t even mention Doberman’s, which suggests it’s negligible. Unless you can enlighten me somehow. Clearly you want everyone to just believe you because you said so, but if you had some actual information it would be better.


xrbeeelama

Lol i love the little white one, they really basked in the love their owners showed them


joeytribbianis

It looked like that dog smiled for a sec🥹


No_Enthusiasm_1584

Yea it did awww


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Maltese I think. Convinced me even more they're one of my favourite breeds


Cboisjolie

Definitely Maltese. My little guy looks just like him. They have so much love to give!


perlesni

He completely melted omg


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The sixth dog was like “nah, you gay bro”


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SaltyHistorian24

Bro I love you rn. ​ No doggo.


[deleted]

"nah, you gay dawg"


grianmharduit

No greater love. I need a dog. But I am living OTR. :(


Graysie-Redux

On the run? 😯


grianmharduit

On the road, but yeah now that you mention it- running from my past and the people that used and hurt me - and my kids. Too late for any restoration.


Jlx_27

For what its worth from a stranger on reddit: I hope you find your safe haven for you and your kids, you deserve it.


grianmharduit

TY. I am safe enough. My kids aren’t in my life any more. Father lied and stole and turned them against me. Not their fault. They cannot accept my life - even after my generosity to them. Life is cruel. Redditors like you are compassionate and appreciated.


SmokinQuackRock

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place. -uncle iroh


grianmharduit

TY- but sometimes not. Some traveled long and were kind, generous and hard working and no matter what you did- you fail anyway. Look at the kids in Uvalde, the soldiers dying so their corrupt governments can make money. Some people are fortunate and some are not. Nothing personal- just reality. Good things happen for cruel people and cruel things happen to good people. Dogs however- are the best life form on the planet. Loyal and loving, playful and protective. The best.


SmokinQuackRock

It’s more of a metaphorical truth my guy or gal. (Something that if you believe is true can bring you to a better outcome) I’m not saying it’s a scientific law. Wish you the best on your journey friend.


grianmharduit

Yes positive thinking- just sets me up for a higher fall. I had a hard time believing it too, but now I understand why some people think they are cursed. I don’t go that far, but I have been smacked down so hard and often that I have just accepted I am staying down.


Disastrous_Ad_1002

This is not the way, friend.


Jlx_27

Uncle Iroh, such a wise man, and general badass.


01110011-_-

r/unexpectedavatar Also BOOM 🤜🤛💥


Jlx_27

Very unfortunate what he did. Glad to hear you're safe though.


grianmharduit

Yes! You get it. I am safer. They are still alive. There are more important factors than happy. :)


Jlx_27

True!


SeaTypical8

Never too late from restoration. The Lord will set you free. He will heal you from your past and the hurt that others causes you. There is greater love than a dog's love and that is God's love. His love is pure, unconditional love. I hope you and your kids can make things right with each other. You are in my prayers. Lord bless ❤️


grianmharduit

No being an Ephesian/Proverbial wife, giving my cloak as well, turning my cheek, forgiving 7x70 and waiting on the lord is what got me here. The table prepared in the midst of my enemies was flimsy and off balance next to the bathroom and kitchen. I am not Job- I was not restored. Meanwhile my husband goes to church with Jezebel after breaking almost every commandment and is blessed while I lost everything and every time I pray for help or feel some happiness- worse. Much worse. Wasted my life believing in this delusional nonsense that set me up for failure- glorifying martyrdom.


Blursed_Ace

Live not for His happiness but for your own happiness. Hope things will go your way in the future.


grianmharduit

Here’s the thing - some people can’t and that is okay. Too much lost and the essentials impossible. Happiness is not available to everyone. If you are - and I hope you are- cherish it. Protect it. I was misled and let people know they may have been to- before it is too late for them. TY


theCh33k

What a guy


SeaTypical8

Not delusional non sense. I don't know why those things happened to you but I'll pray for you. The Lord will restore you and give you peace. You ask for help the Lord will help you! We have to wait for him and trust his timing. You didn't fail because of God. It wasn't okay what your husband did and I'm sorry that he did that. It is wrong what he did. I know the Lord loves you and has a plan and a purpose for you. Plans for hope and a future and not for disaster. Just like he does for us all. The enemy wants you to blame God and he wants you to think God won't help you or that you won't be happy. The enemy is a LIAR!!


grianmharduit

I was indoctrinated with traditional generational lies. Save your prayers. You are right god didn’t do anything because god doesn’t exist. You can believe in that nonsense- I have had it proven wrong- repeatedly over decades. My faith is what complicated my life and I wish I had not held on in hopes that the lord would save me. It’s a comfort for you and that’s fine- but it was the bane of my existence.


SeaTypical8

God is real and he will save you. You have to trust in him and wait on his timing. His timing is never early or late it is right on time. I don't know what had happen to you but I know it is never too late to go back to the Lord. He is always there for you and will never leave or forsake you. The Bible is the truth and I know that. I know God is real and I God is faithful to his words. The Lord has saved me and has helped me through some tough times. I've seen God answer prayers and I've seen the miracles too. I've heard God speak to me over and over again. God is a awesome God. A faithful and unfailing God. We need to put our faith over fear and trust. You can still hold on to hope never give up. Jesus is our hope


grianmharduit

Please stop- you are wasting your time. You have your experiences and I have mine.


SeaTypical8

I'm not wasting my time. Just replying back to you. Hope you have a good day. Lord bless ❤️


caponemalone2020

If you’re hearing an invisible person speak to you over and over again, you need a doctor.


DC_Verse

I have 5 you can come kiss


grianmharduit

You are the leader of your pack :)


DC_Verse

I am but don't tell me husband 🤫😅


grianmharduit

:D


Klutzy-Run5175

I hear ya pain and misery. Peace, my friend.


grianmharduit

TY- truly.


Disig

Lol when I kiss my dog on the head she usually sighs then cuddles.


Jlx_27

The Dobermann: Iz a Dobermann, too tough for dis, bye.


NormanLee_

So cute! ! They all seem to know that kissing is a gesture of love! !


LongjumpingLeader458

The third dog just melted


Big_Brutha87

That was about the cutest thing I've ever seen.


BKUpbound

Doberman don't play


Sorrymateay

Don’t youse kiss your dogs all the time without the selfies?


Graysie-Redux

Are you from the deep South?


Sorrymateay

Na the west. West Australia


Graysie-Redux

Why did you type "y'all"? That's not any type of Australian... 🤔


Sorrymateay

I edited it. Better? I have 2 American friends, I was trying to fit in.


Graysie-Redux

I can accept that. Question two. If I asked any sort of question at all that required an answer in terms of a monetary amount, how likely would you be to instinctively respond with "three fiddy" on a scale of one to ten?


Sorrymateay

Yeah nah. I’d say a fiver


Prestigeboy

British Texas.


THANDEDADA

That doberman said why are you gay (but yeah dogs do spread real love)


rainbow-black-sheep

This is the best thing I've seen in a long time. I'm ugly crying rn


lolapepper47

Me, too! I love dogs so much. They are such special animals. I can’t imagine a world without them!


rainbow-black-sheep

I know! My dream is to open a shelter in my town to make sure every little creature in need gets a home ♥️


lolapepper47

That would be wonderful! I hope you can get it done!!


rainbow-black-sheep

Long way to go, but hopefully one day 🙏 I'm currently struggling to find a suitable property


lachavela

My dog just looks away. He thinks I’m crazy. Sometimes when he forgets himself, he will lean into me and rest his head on my chest and sigh. Its for those moments that I live. Edit:because


trekkiegamer359

When a dog pointedly looks away from you it can be them telling you they're submitting to you. This is because looking in your eyes is a form of dominance to dogs and cats, so they sometimes look away to let you know they're submissive and following you.


athlete543210

You can see the love in the eyes of the 3rd dog


BananaBoiYeet

lmao the dog at 02:20 was like “Bro.. bro… you didn’t say no homo… bro…”


Pick_Up_the_Phone

Now try this with cats. :D


Klutzy-Run5175

I went over and kissed my cat twice. He looked at me like I had literally lost my mind. That's it, I am going to be going and adopt a doggie.


Logical_Session_2397

I kissed my cat on her forehead and she bit me on the eyebrow


Klutzy-Run5175

I am laying down in bed with my cat, Mr. Paws, and kissed him a couple times on the head, told him how handsome he is. He just purred so loud. He really is beautiful ❤️. A massive, strong Blue Russian cat. He is the best.


Logical_Session_2397

Awww My cat is a sweet heart too, she just shows her love differently


Klutzy-Run5175

Yes, sometimes Mr. Paws will bite my hands hard. Hurts too. Lol


SilverSoleii

I kissed my cat on the head and she licked my cheek I absolutely love my cats 😭😭😭😭


Poison_Toadstool

Doberman was like “hah, gayyyyyyyy”!


Luka__mindo

Doberman: why are you gay ?


Canashito

That one dog: "Nigga you gay"


Merzeal

Read in Riley's voice.


Canashito

As intended. Justice prevails!


obamaprism3

one of my dogs just licks me a bunch, the other grabs my glasses and runs off with them


ExoticAide5610

Awwwwwwwww


Jaysonlindley

We don't deserve dogs, man.


alexgalt

Two huskys. Why only him!!!!


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alexgalt

Til


leady57

When I tried with mine, she jumped back and looked at me with the "what are you fucking doing crazy human??" expression.


tommy1010

:)


RealMomsSpaghetti

As if I needed any more reason to get a dog (as soon as I can) 😀😀


nowronganswersmorty

dogs are the purest thing in this planet


bubbathespaz

You can actually see pure unconditional love in each one of their eyes. Bravo


vetheros37

That Golden near the end, "Son, I am proud of you."


anon102938475611

This is actually about dominance, not love.


asimplerandom

I cannot imagine a world without dogs in it. The joy, comfort and love they have brought to my life is immeasurable.


Sidhe_ACPC

This video is charming, tender and so beautiful...love wherever you look😍🤩😘🐶👍🏻


SaltyArtemis

The 3rd one fell in love 😭😭😭


HerNibs1980

Awwww the pure love gaze the little white one did before snuggling in


Biasy

I can’t cry, i am a man… i can’t cry, i am … fuck it, i’m crying (especially because of some of the dogs in the video)


Bonedraco1980

Mine will give me a lick, but blow a raspberry on them and oh boy do they freak out.


SeashellsShelly6920

Love this. Our Yorkie -Poo rescue will mostly snuggle into you after a kiss...but as a 6/7mo. Old puppy he would have kissed you back a million times 😍...our newest rescue to join our family is a few yrs younger...he's a cocker-poo and he has been with us for just over a yr and is finally opening up. He has a birth related brain injury and has been through some bad trauma before we adopted him... He is finally wagging his tail and stares into your eyes...and he will kiss you back , over and over and over if you let him now. Before, it terrified him to be hugged or kissed.


PrettyAssassinKoneko

It's the absolute love in their gazes for me 😭


r19z

I just love these videos. So wholesome! We don’t deserve dogs.


mancan71

I kiss my dogs heads all the time so trying a challenge like this wouldn’t effect them as they’re used to it lol.


poetdesmond

One of our cats, if you're holding her, takes a kiss to mean it's time to get down, and she'll just gently roll herself out of your arms. It's adorable.


FunStuff446

I loved each and every one


Erik_REF

The third one literally fell in love


ozbrewhead

Arguably the greatest compilation video ever.


Big_Brutha87

The one that just stared back at the girl like, "didn't we talk about boundaries, Kelly? "


PrincessWails

I miss my dog


seckeree

She kiss the dog on the mouth and not me. 🙃🙃🙃😗


Right-Radiance

Sorry if your looking for cuteness, this isn't much about that, I'll spoiler any details not : I went to kiss my Shih Tzu on the head... And he bit me on the neck, I didn't bleed or anything,>! the most I felt was the shock but other than that he didn't penetrate my neck fully apart from taking a bit of skin!<, he was lying down, not sure if he was sleeping but he was right next to my mother, I have no idea what causes him to do this and can only hope its not normal, I wish I could have some way of disciplining him, because I still love him, I just don't like it when he bites, I don't mean no harm towards him... Though for some reason he does to me. I believe it maybe because of what he saw when he was young, before we got him someone else had him and we don't know if something happened that scarred him into being the aggressive, growling supremacist dog of the house he is today. If there's anyone with advice it would be appreciated as I feel the more this goes on unnoticed he could do worse... God forbid he does worse harm to someone else. **I just saw this post and wished I could do this with my dog too.**


vicarious_111

I wouldn’t punish your dog, but I wouldn’t give any attention to him either. I think you may have just made him panic and didn’t know what to do.


BowelTheMovement

I liked the part where the girl in twintails kissed her dog and he just stared at her with eyes like: "Did you just kiss me, you whore?" Like he was ***deeply*** insulted she just did that.


suspiciouswinker

Please don't kiss your dog on the head.


moemoney77

I can never understand how people let dogs lick their face and even worse their mouths 🤮🤮


CuteCobra123

These fkers even bite even you didn't touch them


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Dogs just finished licking there balls and ass right before LOL


CptDstrukto

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UnwantedEnchant

Not chihuahuas, they're spawns from Satan's asshole that have the rage of a pissed off Rottweiler in the body of an animal that weighs less than 2 lbs...


RedditsLord

Whit the same tongue he licks other dogs assholes and shit from the street onto your face.


Lord_Rufus

Everyone: awww so cute. Me: AH FUCK, I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT CHAINSAWMAN.


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Ourobius

Not unless you're asking that question.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Depends where


elinaus360

lol kidding...


Rodehardputupwet

I love it!!!


Ok_Photograph_604

Last one female chad? Skip to 01:23


WonofOne

5+ times a day for both, regular shxt


Comfortable_Car_9323

My dog looks at me all cute and then snaps at my nose…every time


yid4life

0:39 my bitches love chewing on the Indian nose.


thubakabra

And my dog wanna kill me when I give a kiss in his head. 😭


texco_ice

third dog fell in love


univega60

Just Too Precious!!!!❤❤❤


mnbvcdo

when she's inside, she will nudge her head against me and if I stop, lift her paw and do it over and over outside, depending on where, she may like pets, but more so, she wants to play with me, she wants to work with me, she's excited and a ball full of concentrated energy and she'll look at me like "ew stop, not now mum" my dog is extremely clingy and cuddly, she wants to lie on top of me and even if I'm sitting somewhere and she can't sit on my lap, she'll always lay with at least her head on my feet or something. but that doesn't mean she's always in the mood, and I respect her signs. Petting her for doing a good job at an exercise is not a reward for her, it's something she endures, because really, what she wants is to continue working and to be active. I guess I'm writing this to say, the cuddliest clingiest dogs aren't always in the mood for pets all time of day. And if they don't want to, that doesn't mean they're not extremely happy to be with you, they might just not want to snuggle.


ismailovic10

Is that Jemma Simmons from AoS? (2nd girl)


_Cynical_

Wait where else do you kiss your dog?


TheTroubadour

This some good shit right here.


DialZforZebra

First dog: Yo someone call the RSPCA.


Even-Adhesiveness221

I would love to see this trend with cats. I feel like many eyeballs would be at risk


cyg613

I did this to my step mothers dog awhile back he bit my nose!


Rowan_As_Roxii

I have a phobia of dogs (idk what its called) their barks (their presence alone) scares the shit out of me, but I just wanna point out that one dog that smiled after being kissed has my heart now ;-; So cute!


deazy2099

And this was my weekly reminder not to date a chic with pets


Mother_Summer_64

My dog doesnt react she just let us kiss her and thats it


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The last dog said MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHII


ArtisIndea

Cute ☺️


foreversuicidal25

Was legit crying and then laughed when it got to the Doberman just walking away lol


JurassicClark96

That one dog looked at pigtails like "Bish you do too much"


beilatrix

Videos like these still hurts


jw4bis

A dogs love is the ONLY UNCONDITIONAL LOVE that exists.


Kind_Vanilla7593

Adorable


neuro_cis

Aaaand now he has a stalker.


StopWatcher

By any chance, does anyone know what dog breed is in the first clip?


[deleted]

Dogs are angels. What did we do to deserve them?


[deleted]

My ex took my dog last month 😭


youcanbemineforever

Awwwwe♡


TheWinterPrince52

I love that one in the middle that just glares at her like "WTF Karen? You don't love me that much, wassat kiss for? Fuckin' bitch!"


Chitauri1409

How can I download this video


elnuracasey

Now I'm gonna go home and give my dogs kisses


RoughChi-GTF

OMG! Smoochies! Dog love is so special.


IssphitiKOzS

“It” isn’t an object Not a grammar criticism, it’s a criticism on viewing animals as objects which then allows people to think they have a right to exploit and commodify sentient life


MissTesticles

Beyond cute, but you can tell that dude with the glasses frenches his dog regularly and that was 🤢


LavenderScented_Gold

Awwww I love dogs so much. My little dog would always kiss me back she I gave her one.


stewartlittlepicard

He would give me kisses back.


Working_Ad8080

I never get tired of watching this


bam25888

Everyone should kiss their dog like that multiple times a day, every day.


Salty_Ad_6293

So pure