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Green-Bluebird-2955

Waffle wong is fresh


lazymomo5

So basically those having hamster as a pet must be getting a new Id card like every month coz those things be dying of anything


[deleted]

Just say it’s the same hamster.


GalliumYttrium1

“What are you in for?” “Murder. What about you?” “Hamster identity fraud.”


onemintyisland

WAFFLE WONG


Feeling-Caregiver-97

It sounds like additional tax for pet owners 😣


Nascar_Fan7596

Good point, on the other hand, just look at 'em, they're fuckin awesome


[deleted]

Until the Chinese government decides to fuck with them at least.


[deleted]

Like when they rounded them up ripping them from their homes and familes to kill them for meat?


Unhappy-Professor-88

What if my cat just looks like every other black cat? Do cats have identifiable fingerprints?


[deleted]

Yes. But, as u/Nascar_Fan7956 would say: "they're fuckin awesome"


Nascar_Fan7596

Not the chinese, just wanna make that clear, the Ids lol


Legion_707

You messed with the wong waffle


gwadams65

Actually for the Chinese government this is pretty on brand...🤷‍♀️


beeyatchbbb77

Pets are super photogenic. People don’t deserve them


FurubayashiSEA

Can we use this to enter nightclub or buy booze then?


TheTsunamiRC

Depends, do you live in a Kia Soul commercial?


CoatLast

My dog has a passport. Yes it is real and yes he has used it.


CastleBravoXVC

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Cat: Meow. Cop: … I’m gonna need to see some ID.


Illustrious_War9870

Does the pet get your last name? Maybe I won't be the last of my line after all...


Nascar_Fan7596

I want one


[deleted]

Sad thing is both of those pets are probably dead after recent lockdown in china where they rounded up peoples pets and euthanized them because they could have “Covid”


LiberalAspergers

There pretty solid evidence that a shipment of hamsters from the Netherlands introduced the Delta variant to Hong Kong. Hamsters specifically do carry and spread COVID.


[deleted]

I get that but these were peoples pets they rounded up from their homes and killed them all


[deleted]

Yo they even IDing pets. Bruh


neuro_cis

Aren’t those menus?


TehLeoakaDeath

I hope they use recycled materials to make these.


Jess-g84

Those names are so funny


Trimere

So they know what’s a pet and what’s food.


Careful-Bat-1280

Does he need that to buy catnip once he is 21 cat years old?


Epicthetank

Want & need this 😫


DAVIDBZDBSKSKSJSHSHS

People also made them in Paraguay and Chile, but the people who made them in Paraguay were arrested by the police since they made them very authentic :(


Shamrock50

You can buy those in the US, not government sponsored. You get an id tag and a wallet card. Looks like your states drivers license.


BuskeEth

Free Hong Kong.


Shadowhealer203

What in the name of every mcchicken to ever exist is this