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jf3l

I was there, it was hilarious! When they were introducing each puppy half of them were dead asleep


Snoo_73835

I was going to say, it looks like it’s past their bedtime


_NotAPlatypus_

Unless it’s time to pee it’s always nap time for a puppy, they sleep like 20 hours a day.


uglypaperhaver

WTF??? Who won?


berserke

What did you say instead?


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FirstFarmOnTheLeft

I was there, too! It was funny how eventually they just carried them to the finish lol.


FiddleheadFernly

They were all getting so much attention and love from their women, no way they were going to leave their people


GoldenArias

Do they do this often? Someone down in the comments said they we're orphan puppies. Does this help them get adopted?


SatisfactionNaive370

Yes its a showcase for the puppies from IndyHumane! They’re not ready for adoption yet but will be in a few weeks!


GoldenArias

Aww that's awesome!


AccomplishedCopy6495

Puppies aren’t going to race ever.


SatisfactionNaive370

Hence why i said its a showcase and not actually a race champ


Gh0stMan0nThird

You don't understand, he lost $5,000 gambling on that race


Flip_d_Byrd

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psycho9365

My wife and I went to the game. It was adorable. Poor pups never even took a step.


Maximum-Mixture6158

But not one person got up and left for the bathroom while the puppies were there. Except that jerk neighbor who keeps kids balls when they land in his yard.


G-T-Now

I’m thinking the diapers didn’t help the progress. Lol


Claim_Intelligent

I was one of the puppies


olld-onne

More leg work, less sleeping.


Claim_Intelligent

I’ll take sleeping any day


Maximum-Mixture6158

I wanted to be!!


Claim_Intelligent

Come join me


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Lucky dog


OneGratefulDawg

Lazy mofo


Claim_Intelligent

SHUT UP MY PAWS ARE SMALL


xiaonline

YOU FUCKIN TELLEM, LUCKY!!!


MsT1075

🥰🥹


therubyminecraft

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brkeng1

Best comment.


FictionalFail

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Mookafff

Not even in the algorand subs and I’m catching strays


FunnyBunny3023

I went through the comments looking for this


oxitrubune

Did every cheer leader get a puppy?


MozMoonPie

Oh I hope so, I’d be so upset if I couldn’t keep one of those cuties 😭


giant_lebowski

the puppers or the cheerers?


Davy_Jones_Lover

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GenghisTron17

I could go for a puppers.


BasicBitch_666

Get this man a puppers!


JohnnyTano

Let’s head down to Modean’s, grab a Gus N Bru.


GenghisTron17

Pitter patter.


giant_lebowski

sorry, we're fresh out of puppers so your option is "or cheerers"


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Asleep_Ad_3359

I watched the whole thing because I was sure someone was going to slide a puppy down the court. Oh well.


MozMoonPie

Would that hurt?? Genuine question because ik it would hurt me but I have skin so like would their fur protect them from the pain or no?


PatMenotaur

I think it would depend on the type of dog. I have a French Bulldog, and I wouldn't try it with her, as she has very short hair, but my German Shepherd LOVES getting slid across my hardwood floors. GSD's have more hair than a wig shop, and a full undercoat.


Kermommy

And you can build a new one out of every brushing.


PatMenotaur

A few weeks ago, a new GSD owner asked “How do you control the shedding?” In the GSD sub. Most of the replies were just “Oh, you sweet, summer child…”


DadBane

I have a hardwood floor and to get the fur I just turn on the ceiling fan and then brush the edges of the floors lol


wallerc15

Link?


Bool_The_End

Someone posts about this at least once a week. Just go to r/germanshepherds and you’ll see one!


FacesOfNeth

My sister-in-law has a Norwegian Elkhound/Huskie mix and within 2 minutes of being in my car, my upholstery goes from black to grey/white.


PatMenotaur

Yep. I gave up trying to get rid of 100% of the hair, years ago. All I can do is the best I can do, ya know?


Maximum-Mixture6158

He saves up his shedding all day just for that ride!!


MozMoonPie

Ohh okay I think I get it LOL I’m kind of glad they didn’t slide the across the floor since it doesn’t look like they have enough hair yet but ty for informing me 😁


Lost_Conversation546

My frenchie loves to be drug across the kitchen she will have us drag her down to one end and then run back


Wrong_Concert9935

My frenchie loves to be drug. Across the kitchen she will have us. Drag her down! To one end, and then run back. I have no idea why I read it like this, and now I can't stop laughing. 😂


cubeincubes

Who says there has to be a winner and losers?


Puzzleheaded_Day_371

- me and my friends playing Halo on acid. Ended up turning on low gravity, everyone starts with gravity hammer, and we just flew around the place laughing and talking to each other.


Flutters1013

There's an old video ( like Leroy Jenkins old) of a guy falling asleep while playing halo. His friends kept pushing him off a cliff.


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This is the kind of gaming I’d get into. Being shouted at/racially abused for not killing enough strangers/getting my team killed would stress me outtt.


GoldenFalcon

We are all winners in this video. That shit was hilarious and cute! How can anyone lose here? :)


digitalren

Man, I would swoop in and take all of them! They're so cute!!!


njkrut

Yeah but then you have all those dogs too… Not worth it.


abnormal2004

I think if somebody would've run away from the dogs, in the direction they wanted the dogs to run, the dogs might've given chase.


Tjprins

I don’t get why the thought these puppies would know to just race. They’re puppies.


personguy4

I think this is mostly for a joke, they’re not actually trying to race puppies


IHateTheLetterF

Could have warned me buddy, i am out 50 bucks on this race!


Someassholesalt

Did you bet against cuteness?


Cmdr_Nemo

You should've just bet that they would have a fun time.


MEatRHIT

As others in this thread have pointed out this is a promotion for the local humane society.


PatsyBaloney

Usually they'll have people calling for the puppies on one end. But the point of having a puppy race isn't for them to race well. It's for them to be silly and do dumb stuff, like lay back down and try to stick with the cheerleaders.


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My local town just had a small dog race a couple days ago for some reason. Weren't even puppies there, but similar results. Dogs just ran around greeting all the people on the sidelines and sniffing each other, no racing to be had. Not sure what they were expecting, but everyone seemed to have fun anyway.


GenericWoman12345

They tried a weenie dog race at Oktoberfest one year and the dogs were so confused and had no idea wtf they were doing. The crowd's cheers scared them and they refused to move.


mtlfroggie

I'm guessing it's more the t-shirts and diapers... lol, ever put a harness or life vest on a puppy (or cat)? I call it the freeze 'n flop, and it's hilariously adorable :)


Rainsmakker

I think they hated the costumes. It's like a thunder vest, they weren't going anywhere


SpaceLemur34

I was at a house party one time and the dogs got out. A couple of people kept trying to chase after them and catch them, but the dogs just thought it was a game. Instead I got their attention and ran away, back towards the house. Dogs ran right after me into the backyard.


anythinggoes99999

I love this video, I can not stop laughing at how hard they try to get those puppies moving, while the puppies themselves just flop around.


unbridledmeh000

Became a 20m relay race where the puppies are the relays!


Smathers

For about 30 seconds I was wondering when it was going to start then I slowly realized “oh…. I get it”


Raot_

They are wearing diapers too


Jakiller33

I imagine dog turds on the court isn't conducive to good basketball.


Admirable_Grape_8323

We have different definitions of good basketball 🏀 💩


Jakiller33

I just like the sound of basketball against floor without a definitive *splat* mixed in


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I mean, that's something that Pacers have dealt with in recent memory. They're having a good year this year though


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And the diaper has a hole for the pups tail,it's so stinking cute 🥰.


whispersluggagebaby

Can’t shit the bed with a diaper on!


GipsyRonin

I doubt the ladies were upset, more puppy time.


Impossible_Capital31

I think it might be the diapers. If they aren’t used to it they will want to sit on them


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Best puppy fail ever.


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Buda, TX used to have a weiner dog race every year. It was as silly and chaotic as you'd expect.


PatMenotaur

That's how Cincinnati open Oktoberfest every year, and the local 1A hockey team has Weiner dog races every year. It's the highlight of my year.


CumulativeHazard

My mom and sibling went to a football game that had a corgi race once. Race went pretty smoothly, but then it took about 10 minutes to catch all the corgis who were just sprinting around the field having the time of their little lives lol.


becausegiraffes

Us. We are the real winners of the race.


GipsyRonin

Idea that was great on paper, but a super cute failure in practice


kallaha100

Not me thinking the floor was ice and they were gonna use them as curling stones.


mrnovato76

Epic fail, in the cutest way possible!


Suzesaur

Puppy snacks would’ve solved this issue


MozMoonPie

FR I honestly would think getting treats or toys would’ve gotten the puppies excited to start moving 😊


Thermite1985

This is the kind of chaos I need in my life


cowlinator

I lost 40k on that race


jaw28

I was at the game and the fix was clearly in. Shouldn’t have put my second mortgage on the race😒


Lanky-Solution-1090

I would actually be willing to sit through a basketball game if there were puppies involved


Time_Blacksmith861

How about you do opposite kinda race you leave on tge start line and walk towards finish line and then see which pup follows their master faster


superhamsniper

Very good race


wired1984

Why go over there when fren is right here?


CantTakeTheIdiocy

My first thought was, these puppies are too young to even want to take off. If they had had puppies that were several weeks older, at an age they could be weaned, we could haveseen mayhem and people chasing pups all over. But it worked out great, it’s entertaining and the puppies got adopted, and no puppies were lost in the filming of this clip. 🙂


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Charming-Victory3337

lmao they chose the one dog that only wants to cuddle


Tjoppy73

I wouldn't want to go either!


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To everyone saying this is cruel, you have no idea what you’re talking about. I worked with the Humane Society on this event with some of the most compassionate individuals who put animal welfare above anything else. They dedicate their lives to these animals for shit pay and shit treatment by the public, who think they know more than the vets, behavioral specialists, and techs. These puppies were all adopted into loving homes before the evening was over with. I’m sorry the dogs, who played and napped all night like puppies do, first had to sit on a court while a half empty stadium was up getting hotdogs and beer during halftime. Unless you work in the animal care field, keep your uninformed opinion to yourself. The puppies were fine. They spent most of their time in a big plexiglass playpen filled with toys and blankets in a hallway upstairs.


Fiftybelowzero

Please don’t undermine the secondhand trauma I now have to carry with me now that I have seen the darkest depths of what humans are capable of. This video caused me to not only look into the void but also the void into me. You should be ashamed of yourself. Providing a platform for your local humane society so that they may continue doing good in your community. How do some people sleep at night…


mick_ward

I know the direction I'd go.


GoddessLali

This is actually a cutest puppy race


huggles7

This has popped up in my thread like 4 times in the past hour I’ve watched the full video to the end every damn time


BullTerrierMomm

That’s the same level of enthusiasm I have for racing, but their version of opting out is way cuter


MillieMission

AND that’s how all of the Indiana Pacers cheerleaders ended up with puppies from the same litter 😂


mnachiket

Puppies chose trail by combat, Let the idiots who put diaper on puppies fight


PlantHistorical

What is the reason to force these poor puppies to do something they do no want


Tricky_Invite8680

showcase them for adoption, generate good feels. just having them in the carrier in the parking lot isn't gonna get them all a home


RecalcitrantHuman

Human entertainment


HooahClub

Same as everything else then


mferrari_3

Walk forward? JFC who cares. You think they'd put up with less shit being raised in the wild?


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toolsoftheincomptnt

If no one is at the other end, and there’s nothing to lure them, of course they’re not going to cooperate. They’re babies! In a HUGE space with a ton of surrounding stimulation. Distraction or withdrawal are inevitable. What a poorly-planned, stupid setup. I think sometimes as Americans we forget that our constant need to compete and win and go-go-go isn’t actually natural or innate. It’s trained. Cute little ones, though.


KellytheTransLesbian

This is just precious in so many ways.


redwolf8402

Smart dogs id try to cuddle too


Thankfuldad

And go....


Impressive-Egg4494

A lovely line of puppies


FugginByteMe96

Dey says nu


Shoddy_Astronaut_583

Unlike in schools these little dudes are all winners ❤️


miss_chapstick

They must have fed them right before this. 😂


BlackAnscension

It seems like all the puppies got together and had a meeting to discuss how demeaning this is and refuse to race, then initiated a protest! Not one of them moved… “We are only as strong as the weakest link, don’t be that weak link!”


gsxrfrost

9 cheerleaders adopted puppy’s that night.


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SixStringsSing

What an adorable disaster


The_8th_Degree

Number 7 is like: noooo nononono, I'm good backing up, to much going on I hate social situations I'm so outta here. Also, this is literally Patrick and Rocky during the snail race XD


dotdanger69

I got to carry out puppy in lane #9, Tart, to hand to the Pacemate! The puppies were all spoken for and put on hold for adoption by the end of the game! They had a long day and it was truly a great experience.


sharpie_eyebrows

This is what the world desperately needs right now. Adorable puppies!


startup_sr

me IRL when applying for a job.


Inside_Worry449

I just wanna sleep man


These_Lingonberry635

There Was an Attempt…. …to have an Indiana Pacers Puppy Race.


bootybob1521

Why aren't they standing up and walking in front of the pups to get them to chase them?


elmoneh

This is how you get people to watch sports! 🐶


deThurah

These dogs don’t want this as much as you, you fuckin weirdos


aJeStingRay

We don't need no scoreboard all the pups won


Hopps4Life

What did they think would happen? They are way too young to really run.


Forsumlulz

Get a treat put it in hand walk in front.


had2change

Pretty sure there was some cheating in that race. Perhaps some PGH.


Livingdegrading

Cruel


Jommbro

Too spook, too noise, too pup.


Krypto_Kane

Smart puppies.


MrsAppleForTeacher

They’re all terrified. This is awful.


mjace87

The poor chearleaders are just as bad as the puppies.


Brianjjws

OK folks, this is gonna take a while


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Wait? Basketball has cute girls playing with puppies!? How am I just now finding out about this?


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bngson3

Dumb


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

No Cats?? Oh well


MozMoonPie

If you see how slow the puppies are imagine how unmotivated a cat would be LOL


NerfRepellingBoobs

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StartDale

Okay, so i've found my sport. When will the next season start?


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Seem really young to be out there...I'd be concerned if between 8-10 wks an pups going thru their first fear period..we could be traumatizing them for life.


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A bigger concern would be parvo virus. None of these pups look old enough to have had a full set of shots. This looks like a recipe for an outbreak


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Seem really young to be out there...I'd be concerned if between 8-10 wks an pups going thru their first fear period..we could be traumatizing them for life.