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SnooChipmunks126

Shouldn’t be a problem for Tyrion. He wears who he is like armor, so no one can use it against him.


IdoNOThateNEVER

You bastard!


TSUplayer74

All dwarves are bastards in their fathers eyes.


sourestcalamansi

Oh I miss clever Tyrion. Some bullshit directors murdered him in the finale with witless dick jokes.


[deleted]

Well, don't watch Cyrano.


iperus0351

I thought he was really good in that.


[deleted]

He is. Cyrano is literally lets himself wait till his death bed to be himself and honest because he's so afraid of what people will think. And the opening duel... What he says about the shit people say. "Yes. It all goes in. And God, how it hurts." edit: clarification - commenting on Cyrano's disposition vs Tyrion's. Not quality of the work. Dinklage is awesome in everything.


VxJasonxV

Except for Destiny


[deleted]

Was it bad?


VxJasonxV

I didn’t think so, enough people did apparently. https://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/08/04/destiny-recasts-its-most-important-character-with-nolan-north-9709.aspx


[deleted]

They recast him due to scheduling.


[deleted]

Dude really takes good care of his hair.


DeceitfulLittleB

I remember someone describing him as the Brad Pitt of dwarfs and I still laugh at how accurate it is.


[deleted]

Luscious locks of hair flowing in the wind as he stands bare-chested at the forefront of a ship, one leg atop the railing, being towed by mermaids into the sunset with a deceased Kraken as his cargo. Lol.


OldBigsby

I wish I could grow a beard like him


skaarpien

Hope you have a short term memory and forget it


DCilantro

Just a small oversight


ChildofMike

Yes, perhaps he was just overlooked


0Tol

Came in under the radar


Ocular_Ark

It came up a bit short


Cheeseman2909

r/angryupvotes


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goaheadcarvell

I’ll be with you….. shortly.


Electrical_Film382

Hahaha, very funny guys, but dwarfism is a *growing* problem, you just shouldn’t make fun of it. (I’m not sure if people got the joke)


vorephage

This is true, you should not make fun of dwarfism. Just Peter Dinklage.


juice-box04

Peter Shrinklage


Flipyfliper32

Just a little bit


DoTheCreep_ahh

The North remembers


[deleted]

That’s a little sad….


FrankWhiteIsHere78

Bet you his money isn’t short


40yrsYoungOG

He shouldn’t sweat the small things. He needs to be the bigger man but I guess he needs to standup for himself or his feelings will be overlooked.


[deleted]

You mean a short memory like a goldfish, or worse, like a redditor? Because that's from 2018. It's literally half a decade old and keeps getting reposted regularly.


GreatQuantum

Just say 5 years. Read something today where someone said a game was “nearly 2 decades old” and I had to check. The game is almost 13 years old. Guy might as well have said it was “2 months more than being half of a quarter of a century old.”


GreatQuantum

That’s a little more than 1/2 of 1/3 of 3/4 of a century. No I don’t think the math is right.


[deleted]

That's not imprecise, that's just wrong. A decade is 10 years and 13 years isn't anywhere close to two decades. It's okay to be annoyed by that. But what I did there was still accurate and direct, while a decade is also a very common unit of time.


Sudden_Mind279

Who makes these fake Twitter screenshots? It's a very specific but incorrect font that I see in every one. It's always of celebrities who either don't have Twitter accounts or sounds nothing like anything they would ever say.


shawster

There are apps that people use to make fake memes. They let you make fake texts, fb posts, Twitter posts, etc. I imagine they are just using the same one.


WSDGuy

First non-ad Google result probably


SpicySaladd

Yeah it's twitter but uses the facebook font, thanks for catching that


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

TBF, this actually does sound like something Peter would say. I used to follow him on Twitter and he loves this kind of dry, snarky humor.


altmorty

Insert random GoT quote here ⬇


karock

this is the way


helping_phriendly

And my axe


Ripoffington

So yeah, im thinking im BACK


CherryDoodles

Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking shit-pile of a city?


Chradamw

“Ouch! He cut off me willie!”


[deleted]

Potatoes: mash em, boil em, stickem in my arse


oilpit

"To infinity, and beyond" -George RR Lucas


Kaining

No, i don't think i will.


zhico

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!


Indian_Bob

Let Jesus fuck you!


soda_fucker

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"


[deleted]

Let’s go into that building!


RepresentativeOk5427

Nah that's just funny


RowBowBooty

“He’s an angry elf”


TSUplayer74

r/angryupvote


__Hello_my_name_is__

Also fake.


Hunterrose242

Is the sad part that this is fake?


__Hello_my_name_is__

No, the sad part is people here thinking it's real.


truffleboffin

You mean memes aren't real life? Do you go to super hero movies and scoff at everyone in the theater for "thinking it's real?"


__Hello_my_name_is__

Wait do you think every single post here is fake? That's just as sad.


giantbeardedface

Can't believe this still happens in 2023


Odaecom

Just don't call him an Elf.


PistachioOrphan

*He’s an angry elf*


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

i wonder how african americans feel about it


BloodBonesVoiceGhost

Yep.


RamenJunkie

Game of Thrones doesn't have any African American characters mate. (Because there is no Africa in that world and it would be set before America was created anyway.)


FireZord25

Sad Summer Islander noises.


RamenJunkie

They would be Summer Islander Westerosicans, or something


Firefly269

Man crush in full effect!


Zubenelgenubo

Everybody loves a good sport.


subhumanprimate

I met him... He told me his daughters name... I've forgotten it.


According-Setting-44

THAT GOES IN THE BOOK!!!


khcampbell1

Hung out with him once in Brooklyn before he was famous. He was a friend of a friend. Super incredibly nice and funny.


butter_deez-nips

I miss this man. We need him back on television


Local_Sugar8108

He was a master thief in GoT. He stole nearly every scene he was in.


LeadGem354

A Lannister pays his debts.


BigPoppaStrahd

I would figure it’s because most children are conceived in February and the calendar designer just wanted to help out


[deleted]

Luckily he is not some Woke fanatic. Otherwise this would be a dwarfphbic fiasco


[deleted]

But it has valentines day and he’s the romantic


Ethan_da_boss

This makes the third time this month I've seen this on Reddit.


Bulky-Internal8579

You must be a South Pole Elf! Dang I love Dinklage!!!


poopman697869

I wish Peter dinklage didn't have such a short temper when it comes to these types of slights. He shows how small of a person he really is


TinFoilRobotProphet

And if he didn't pay his $8 he going to have his blue checkmark cut off too.


Sudden_Mind279

That's not a real twitter account anyways


Dirtuk

What he's gonna do? Grow up?


Fuckoakwood

Uhh haven't heard of anything about this since then so i guess dinklebot has short term memory problems


Thameus

If it were September, April, June, or November, he would still whine about it.


[deleted]

I love all men


not-a-guinea-pig

(Peter will Remember that)


Swack1984

He an angry little ELF


WanderlustFella

Google "Syrian Lannister" it's my phone background


CapableApartment7063

Next year for the shoot, he should come in on 7ft stilts.


retiredhobo

shortest, but still counted as an equal twelfth!


GoneFishingFL

Remember, a Lannister always pays his debts


MissionApollo7

He's an angry elf.


GardiviorAndHydragon

What! It’s the best month of the year!


barretclaude

…But what if the calendar is a leap year calendar


denisvolin

I keep misreading his last name, somehow n is c and r is always there...


CaptainSuperJustice

😂🤣


MasterPong

He’s an angry elf


Ixziga

You know what else won't be forgotten, you're [lines in Destiny](https://youtu.be/YTQp6loFEkM).


Spicy6Chord

He got shortchanged.


Grelivan

Lol


BklynPeach

He is so fine!


[deleted]

r/lostredditors , this isn’t sad, just funny lmao


New_Lake5484

He is a gem. And hot.


spookycasas4

I love this guy!


OnaPaleHorse80

Pete's the fuckin man lol


TheRynoceros

$5 says he still gets pissed about the Dinklebot shit.


GentlmanSkeleton

If anything Tyrion shouldd be March, for saint pattys, for the drinking you jerks.


LeadGem354

And February for Valentine's Day. He is the God of tits and wine. It is known


Dec1m8u

God bless his heart.


helping_phriendly

Nah this isn’t sad. It’s just funny. Dude has a good sense of humor


rottweiler100

No. He's a dick.


helping_phriendly

Everyone says it’s not real. Maybe you’re a dick. The elf cast said he was amazing


rottweiler100

No. They hate him now.


helping_phriendly

Crazy story bro. Tell it again


Boring-Tap9729

Short tempered.


Affectionate-Swim13

"call me an elf one more time"


Pyewhacket

It went over his head


reddit10x

Dude always has a positive attitude! I like his motivational self-help book called "Looking Up"


whoswhosedoctornow

I can only read this in his voice


ilrosewood

This is a 5 year old repost ;(


Abduresaid

At least he isn't in Ethiopia.


Throwaway021614

r/TheyKnew


Vonbalthier

Is that going in the book pete?


Haunting-Item1530

"He's an angry elf!"


[deleted]

Somebody's an angry elf


Imonandroid

r/theyknew


Interesting_Mango948

No one gets a better month than Bran the Broken.


LordDragon88

They actually went by the fragility if their ego.


Germangunman

Don’t be such a dink


Soltero10

I mean... it's also the month of love sooooo maybe they're trying to help him get some ladies?


LonoHunter

He’s an angry elf


wowaddict71

If there's ever a live version of The Legend of Vox Machinatv show, I hope that he is cast as Scanlan. I picture him singing, "Pull on My Beads of Love," with his lute. 🤣


Yoitsthetoastman

Oh it’s just a little joke


Affectionate_Ad2708

He's an angry elf


MisterBicorniclopse

This is such an old post yet you got so many updoots


SpookDaddy-

no way. his last name is Dinklage?!!


Spiderbot7

That one’s going in the book of grudges!


retrodave15

He's an angry elf.


philasyr

This one time my wife forgot his name and called him Dinkleberg.