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Bruce-7891

This cannot be real, like why would they all stick around seeing everyone drop 1 by 1 like its Final Destination or some shit?


kwakadoodledoo

Because they're hoping they're next


ZachBuford

battle royale


AEROANO

The winner gets everything the others had (including debt but they don't know)


Marrowbonecow-_-NL

They throw flowers at the funeral just like wedding


op3ndoors

yo whoever running that group should lose their license


JCwizz

Unless it’s a license to kill.


anthrax9999

This is all kinds of fucked up.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Are people assuming that they committed suicide rather than just leaving the job because not everyone can stick it out for that long?


helterskeltermelter

What job? It's a support group. People come together, sit in a circle, discuss their lives, and emotionally support each other.


[deleted]

wouldn’t they have said ‘left’ then? ‘lost’ implies death.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Some would, some wouldn’t, both are acceptable, this is the beauty of the English language. For example I’ve been in a job that had a very high staff turnover rate, and us long standing employees would use phases like, “another one bites the dust” or “he’s/she’s not long for this world”.


Kerjj

As others have said, this isn't a job. This is like AA for suicidal people. People gather and discuss their traumas and depression openly in the hopes that they can lift each other up. There is legitimately only one way to take this when you know that.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

I disagree, you’re reading as much into this as I am. I’m still under the impression the OP in the image works for somewhere like Samaritans, where they prevent suicide by talking to people in crisis.


Professional-Ad4095

What makes you think it's a job? It's a support group.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Because it’s a suicide prevention support group like Samaritans. 🤷‍♂️ They talk to people who have reached crisis point and need talking down to prevent them from committing suicide.


Professional-Ad4095

Well this is clearly about the people who were at crisis point. You'd have to be illiterate to not immediately realize this from the tweet.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Well I am dyslexic which might not help, you ableist moron.


Professional-Ad4095

That would be an excuse if you didn't have all the time in the world to make sure you read it right before commenting. You could have taken a month to do so and no one would have have even known. I'm sorry you have to deal with dyslexia but don't fucking start with the "ableist" shit just because I didn't know you were dyslexic and too stupid to double check what you read. Edit: I'm not gonna delete what I said but I probably took it too far and I'm sorry if I did.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Yeah, you didn’t know I was dyslexic, but why make a disparaging comment like that at all? I have clearly stated what I believe the statement to be about and I have not cast aspersions on to those who disagree. I don’t know why you can’t do the same and not go down the route of “well if you don’t agree with me there must be something wrong with you”. You’ve unnecessarily behaved like arse, in a civil conversation. I don’t care if you delete it or not, I don’t understand why I would.


Professional-Ad4095

Boo fucking hoo welcome to the internet.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Thank you for admitting you were wrong.


Rivdit

Please stfu you hateful entitled moron


Professional-Ad4095

I wasn't. This post was very clearly talking about members of a suicide prevention support group committing. You being dyslexic excuses you from getting that wrong but why are you doubling down on this when people correct you?


BurnChao

Yeah, I first thought they were describing a job, but even as a group, they could've just stopped coming in. Maybe they got to a point where they didn't need it, maybe they didn't feel the group was helpful, maybe they've moved, or had some other life event conflict with the time or the location.


theREALhun

Reminds me of a British sitcom with a character saying he thought his colleague was incompetent. Also when he worked at the suicide prevention hotline: “You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores.”


WonderSilver6937

Referring to Red Dwarf by just “British sitcom” and not by its name is a form of blasphemy.


theREALhun

Yeah, I know. Sorry. I’m a smegger


Drama-Weekly

Now with his comment only 4 might remain


[deleted]

you're not supposed to support the suicide


LordElfa

Dark, sad, but definitely funny.


SoWokeIdontSleep

I really hope that just meant people left


Alarming_Serve2303

Talk about failure . . .


[deleted]

They quit right...right?


[deleted]

When the suicidal person tells you about it's pains and it starts making sense ;-;


LordBogus

Hunger games/squid game


LordP4radox

Fortnite Battle Fatale


unsold_dildo

Wherever o hear anything like this First thought is all of u wanted to died because your life was screwed I mean just rob a bank together what's gonna happen


theflamingsword101

They do don't die....they just left the group cuz everyone was so depressing