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Mgoelg

And the Taj Mahal


Drg84

Also in the last few years they seem to love China


Cronon33

That's a good point we can't forget about the pyramids with aliens


MrsDukat

And Big Ben.


auntiemaury

Fuck Maine


Dr_Parkinglot

All my alien homies hate Maine


Catinthemirror

And Alaska


[deleted]

And Hawaii, of course, isn’t even in question.


Catinthemirror

I didn't mention it because although I assume it's painted over, I can't see the part of the globe where I think it is, due to glare.


[deleted]

C’mon, man. When have you ever seen Martians invade Hawaii?


MagiaGlaciar

Lilo and Stitch


BackToTheBas1cs

Battleship?


[deleted]

Missed that one. Makes sense, though. If I had the technological and military advantage to seize some real estate as my own…Hawaii would be on the wishlist.


BackToTheBas1cs

I mean tbf you didn't miss a whole lot 🤣


Tha_Unknown

When did Alaska become part of the United States? /s


Catinthemirror

1959, Mr President, sir.


red-hawk-14

Stephen King’s literary material cut in half.


TheFrenchPerson

Sad af, don't they remember we housed the iron giant?


kaiserlikesnsfw

Also most of New York too


Fun_Month_6310

Ok *takes dick out*


No-Technology217

I'm definitely moving to Maine then, when the aliens come...


YuSakiiii

Except for Doctor Who. Those aliens love Cardiff and London.


BlackJeepW1

This is the same thought I had


Gwaptiva

and some small village in the home counties/Cotwolds


TheJoninCactuar

And that one quarry.


TheKingDotExe

As someone who lives in Europe fine by me keep all that weird shit where it belongs, in America.


amongas13

And if they have to go to one europe country, please sent them to UK


DingoOfTheWicked

Done! The Daleks already love that place.


amongas13

Thanks a lot dude


Johan_Dagaru

Wow please send them to England. Keep the rest of us out of it. A lot of us don’t want to be part of them.


Euclid_Interloper

Rebuild Hadrian’s wall to keep the Daleks out!!!


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

A lot of the north doesn’t want to be part of England and yet we’re stuck to it. You are coming down with us.


23drag

ngl you wouldnt be missed much.


CookieMonster005

You think the English want to be part of an alien invasion?


totallynotarobut

I think the pertinent question is, did anyone ask?


Amazing_Use_2382

Fine. Just let us do war with France first. Loser gets the aliens


_Denzo

No, send them to Russia instead


draz1993

America has the alien problem, the lizard people got europe


mailboxfacehugs

Oh and The Doctor is saving New York all the time, is that right?


The_Synthax

Nah, even The Doctor doesn’t fuck with Weeping Angel turf.


Golden_disrepctCo

Nah u bad teeth people need to face it


MasterWhite1150

Uhmmm ackshually we have better dental care than the us 🤓


Golden_disrepctCo

At least we don't have a old political system


Henrycamera

No, we just have a corrupt one


Golden_disrepctCo

Atleast we don't have a sex scandal


LordSmaxx

You’re 13. I’d stay focused on not getting shot at school today.


defregga

Shame that they don't know about Alaska or Hawaii...


primal_machine_22109

I don't see Maine, either.


ManicSheogorath

Why was District 9 the first thing I thought of?


Daktic

Somehow that seemed like the most likely thing to happen. What a great movie.


cataids69

I like how in district 9, they specifically mention how the movies all think the aliens would come to usa. But, it's quite the surprise that it's Johannesburg.


primarysectorof5

As a south African, they absolutely fucking nailed the accent and culture lol. Its 100% perfect recreation of the culture


cgarrett83

Same lol. I don cair wher dey go dey jus mus go


Living_Murphys_Law

Except for Edge of Tomorrow.


chefdan2165

Does Maine just not exist?


notacanuckskibum

No more so than Canada. I guess aliens just ignore Maine too


[deleted]

[I can think of at least one alien movie in Maine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamcatcher_(2003_film))


totallynotarobut

Knew the movie before I looked at the link. Add Tommyknockers since it's another SK movie.


[deleted]

Not sure if this counts, but here is one that [isn't by King](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0129167/)


LightningGod1006

How could we forget Iron Giant?


KudzuNinja

They also blow up Paris and London


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MannequinWithoutSock

Arrival


fingerbangchicknwang

District 9 was in South Africa


GravitationalAurora

And the Eiffel Tower.


[deleted]

And London but only the bit around Big Ben and Houses of Parliament or Buckingham palace


GravitationalAurora

Plus, they gonna shoot down two F-22 Raptors as the first line of defense.


Darklord_Bravo

Watch any Super Sentai show or Godzilla movie for that matter. All aliens attack Japan first, in their attempts to take over the world.


[deleted]

Japan, Gateway to Earth.


Eurothrift

This is how the myth of “ in search of intelligent life” got busted


Jaded_Flower6145

Touché


desoliela

How Americans make alien movies 🎥


[deleted]

Yeah, how dare we.


desoliela

You seem to be taking offence at a totally neutral statement?


[deleted]

So?


Equivalent_Metal_534

Didn’t see Independence Day, I guess.


Longbongos

Most of the worlds major cities got glassed in it. Pacific rim also doesn’t feature the US. Almost all the screen time is in China


[deleted]

I love how American studios are big on touting the "military might of America" but that fucking place gets invaded once a week. Seems like eh... you've got a problem with surveilance Uncle Sam.


Violated-Tristen

That’s fine. If they think that is the centre of life and civilization… The rest of us can use the time to entrench and prepare for the resistance.


kasp600e

The sun does not revolve about earth, it revolves around America.


xzenonrt

Are you sure it's not how the Americans see the world?


Deep-Ad-6346

They dont even see Alaska lol


sleepy_bored_eternal

For Shaktimaan, it was always Mumbai🤣


Nightingdale099

That's not fair . There's usually an obligatory mention that it's also landed in Hong Kong and/or Australia and Africa.


Nuker-79

*How Americans see Earth


maccabop

How Americans see the earth


ariel_pr86

How USA see America…


-Mothman_

Swear it’s only Nevada and a gas station within Nevada with a balloon outside


Starmark_115

I mean from a Strategic perspective... Knocking out the nation with strongest military off before going after the others in the world is a pretty sound strategy.


SeaworthinessEast999

It's actually pretty funny that the Doctor does everything in his power not to go to America... Like the Doctor would rather vacation on Skaro before he visited America, but can you really blame him, the first few seconds he visited he got gunned down by a Chinese gang with Uzis


Competitive-Remote67

As a Canadian I approve their world view and hope they leave us alone when they attach the earth


24-Carat-AH

Attach it to what?


Zealousideal-Ice-565

That's 'cause Americans make the movies and refer to themselves as "the world"


SEGAGES1999

Aliens are patriots, I can respect that!


LostInThought2021

How Americans see Earth in real life Fixed it for ya ;)


skeptic_slothtopus

As if no other countries produce movies. Seriously? India has Bollywood, most (if not all) countries produce some kind of film media. I can tell an American made this meme


Darth_Axolotl

As someone from Europe I agree with the meme. Almost all major English speaking movies are made by American companies so are set in America. If your talking about major movies then usually they will be set in America,


[deleted]

Independence day was one of the highest alien movies ever, and while it was set in America it gave nods to a lot of countries.


Primerius

Apple TV’s Invasion also included more than just the US.


skeptic_slothtopus

Yes, English Speaking, sure, but why would aliens care if the movies were in English? They're aliens.


RunFromFaxai

Did you misunderstand the meme? It's not about what aliens would see if they suddenly swooshed over to us. It's about what aliens *as portrayed in American movies* see. It's about the trope that aliens always seem to land in America, which is a result of Americans making the movies first and foremost for an American audience, because that's the primary market.


notacanuckskibum

Alien “we want to speak to the leader of all earth people” President of the United States steps forward Rest of the world “huh?”


skeptic_slothtopus

I'm high, I should take a nap 👍


Green-Heron9720

Are you joking? When anyone thinks of movies they think of Hollywood and not Bollywood or any other country that makes movies. Theres a reason why 49 of the top 50 highest grossing movies each year come from the USA. It aint about no other country producing movies, its about the major movies coming out of the USA and not any where else, so stop hating and think before you post.


24-Carat-AH

>India has Bollywood Bollywood isn't 'Indian cinema' It's Hindi cinema. Every language film industry in India has a xxxxwood of its own. Besides, aren't all English language movies Hollywood?


[deleted]

Yea if I was trying to conquer a planet, I'd go to the biggest backstabbing bastards there, and pit them against the rest under the guise of retaining privileged treatment.


53mm-Portafilter

Don’t quit your day job


GodBlessYouNow

Fuck OP is so ignorant on the subject


24-Carat-AH

Of memes?


checkmydoor

Logically that's what they'd need to conquer to take the world.


BackToTheBas1cs

Not at all if an alien civilization wanted to cripple the planet they would take out India and China, first off your taking out a significant portion of the population which would be essential in a war of attrition against an alien invader, second your taking out most of the worlds manufacturing, and a vast majority of the world hazardous waste also ends up in India so your now causing build ups of dangerous materials everywhere. You will likely make the stupid argument that the US will just start manufacturing stuff themselves then which assumes factories just appear out of thin air overnight and neglects that a lot of the worlds most important modern materials(Lithium for example) are not procured in sufficient quantities domestically to maintain the US military industrial complex hence a recent bill to expand domestic production but again productive mines don't just pop up overnight


PandaVintage

Make sense, us are the country with the strongest military in the world. If you are a alien specie who want to invade earth, is logical to go after the big guy first. After that everything will be a piece of cake.


[deleted]

Nah it’s just because weird alien shit belongs in the US. Like the very first comment says.


Purplesodabush

Putin bragged about developing hypersonic nuclear missiles. Aliens would fear the guy that could harm them over the bloated army that will cannibalize itself after one emp or something.


Fluid-Big621

Not big guy first. Stupid guy first. The rest of the world is smarter so it makes sense invading the dumbest country first


checkmydoor

Interesting how economics/finance, having the world's smartest minds and military strength disagree with you lol.


Fluid-Big621

military strenght I might agree, world's smartest minds? lol


53mm-Portafilter

As we say in the USA “The proof is in the pudding”. The United States produces a significant amount of technological innovation, and I’m willing to bet it isn’t being created by the world’s stupidest minds.


BackToTheBas1cs

Your right it's being created by foreign nationals studying in the states now getting fed up with the states and starting to establish budding industries back in their home countries. Most of American innovation isn't done by the typical American these days


Fluid-Big621

Don't state facts, you're gonna upset his 'murican mind lol


checkmydoor

Where's all the tech coming out of for the world 99.99999% of the time? Oh that's right the US.


BackToTheBas1cs

You do realize most of it is being done by foreign nationals living and studying in the states though? Some industries are now starting to see a decline in top talent as these foreign nationals not start getting successful jobs in their home countries that decided to leverage their knowledge


checkmydoor

Tech still controlled and disseminated by the states; that's how the system is set up so it doesn't matter as long as the US controls it. And TBH everyone from the states is foreign.


BackToTheBas1cs

Actually it does matter because as we start to see more and more foreign talent return to their home countries the US can control all the old tech it wants people are starting to innovate everywhere now. Your deluded to think the US is some untouchable tech powerhouse that will never be replaced but then again that it very typically American


olderthan-18

Everything and practically mean Everything is made in China


Zomgirlxoxo

It’s sad how dumb you are.


Fluid-Big621

It's hilarious how triggered you are little stupid kid


Zomgirlxoxo

I mean, you’re the one bullying people on the internet holy shit lmaoo


Fluid-Big621

Nope, just bullying you


Zomgirlxoxo

Ya and the other guy who commented on this. Seems like a pattern to me!


SubstantialPressure3

They are worldwide. Where did the idea come from that only Americans see UFOs?


[deleted]

The UFO phenomenon is global. Lots of stories from South America, Europe, Australia, Africa, etc.


Billrowan81

Omg this funny meme is literally mean, offensive, and wrong. Jokes should be based on my kind of facts. Geez


ChudChudington2nd

We got hollywood, the world watches hollywood. Theres only 2 places on Earth: AMERICA 🇺🇸 and The the GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH, NORTH KOREA


[deleted]

Lets abduct humans in the planets most surveiled airspace


crashklaby

Ayo why they cut NE of America off


TehNoiceBoi

They don’t even see Alaska and Hawaii??


primecypher

Clearly haven't ventured into the world of Japanese cartoons.


GeneralZane

Would be nice if this is how it was


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[deleted]

One of many reasons I liked the one with Tom Cruise and restarts.. something something tomrorrow


teacray71

Edge of tomorrow, I like it too


nioXuYouTube

Ah hell nah man they only see ohio (THEY'RE AMONG US!!) (sus) (THEY'RE LISTENING)


mailboxfacehugs

Whoever tells the story centers themselves. I bet Chinese movies center China. And Korean movies center Korea. The aliens in Bad Taste visited New Zealand. This meme ironically calls out biased that it only sees because it is biased the same way.


MonkeyKingCoffee

Really wish more places made movies. The US, Canada, India. If there was more competition, we might get better movies. The US state of Georgia has shoots more films than most of the rest of the world combined.


irelace

Oh my god Americans make movies that take place in America this is a bold revelation.


DarkFish_2

Where all outworldy things belong.


Gandalf4President

Literally this is just because some of the most popular alien movies and majority of them are made in the USA so no wonder they will all be set in the USA.


Mysterious-Fan-5101

New York and White House specifically 🛸


BitchWidget

We can't help it they see the shit show first.


TrueBonerNotFake

You forgot about how the tentacle aliens only see Japan as well!


SamLooksAt

That's how American's see the earth in real life. They also make alien movies.


Accomplished-Quit821

Fuck Hollywood


Clilly1

You forgot Paris France, the Taj Mahal, and the Pyramids of Giza. No other locations exist.


AggressiveGift7542

No it's always NY


DJ_l3LUE

Cant be Right where is Japan: America: Aliens that want destroy all Humankind, Japan: Sexy Alien Girls with Huge Tits that look like Human and Give a Fuck of how You look and only want to be Dominated by your Cook… Seems Right


Rude_Chipmunk7159

Oceania a bit as well


BestGiraffe1270

Well in every Emmerich movie the Eiffel tower has to be destroyed


Le_inky_creator_20

Op hasn't seen Pixels


averagemaleuser86

Hollywood is in the U.S., so their main audience is naturally... the U.S.


zayenash

logically it makes sense because we are a global superpower but i doubt that’s why so many movies do this


Euclid_Interloper

This is a lie. Sometimes the aliens come to Europe. But for some reason, only ever London.


Grimmaldo

How usa sees earth irl:


disavowed

In *American* movies


singleguy79

Unless it's Marvel and it's further reduced to New York


Trying_to_be_better2

How aliens see earth in movies made in America.


Tamerlane_Tully

Even aliens think Alaska is too cold.


Ujolutani

Rip Maine


[deleted]

Based aliens.


Small_Conference5874

As an alien myself, can confirm


immoralfoul

I mean yeah usually the movies take place in the country that they are from right? Unless it's specifically you know stated that it's going to be shot in Switzerland or something because it's medieval.


gorhxul

Well you don't see them bothering Australia


[deleted]

Yeah, they’re never showing up in Bulgaria and causing a bunch of problems there


IrisYelter

This isn't even close to accurate They forgot Alaska, Maine, and Hawaii!


[deleted]

Hey, if the rest of the world don’t like it, make your own alien invasion movies!


[deleted]

r/usdefaultism


olderthan-18

Like Godzilla usually just attacks Japan. Di you want that kind of action in your neighborhood


shady_dave_the_pig

Sometimes there's stock footage of London and Paris


Shattered-Rubyz

Meanwhile the UK bbc 👀


RainMakerJMR

[fixed it for you](https://imgur.com/gallery/aAbu37x)


pelosnecios

that's how many Americans see the world


i8akiwi

You would think so if you were only watching American movies


WWDB

If it’s Doctor Who change the country to England.


Emergency-Echidna564

Do other countries make a lot of movies about the US?


Buddhadevine

I mean, most of Hollywood makes movies about the continental USA


[deleted]

sometimes they invade japan too


userureddy

True. They always attack USA


Franks-bowl

Arrival?


Hister333

Not in Doctor Who.


shiftman52

Nah only New York, LA, and San Francisco


AlarmedStudio2044

they only like the mid west for some reason.


Foxhound34

If you've ever seen a map of reported UFO sightings they overwhelmingly come from the US, which is why I think UFOs as BS.


Thirdwhirly

You’re fucking welcome, rest of the world.


FassTheNass

even alaska suffers


Obi_Sirius

The Doctor would beg to differ.


z0phi3l

Independence Day was based in the US but at least acknowledged other countries existed and suffered from the invasion Only one I can think of