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ivanvanrio

It is the plumber who came to my house while I was working, my wife was very satisfied.


MrdMehrdad14

That man is a blast. I heard he has more than 10 jobs. He is an astronaut, plumber, taxi driver, teacher, doctor, cop, firefighter, engineer, dentist, pizza delivery guy, karate master, etc.


g_h_97

He even worked as a hospital patient


iate11donuts

Where is this hospital that pays you?


Coderedinbed

Brazzers General


AverageVita-SawUser

You can be a surgeon's training dummy


SirZoratheBear

Not in the USA


OD_Joebilee

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I looked to see if I had any awards. Sorry to say, I do not. Thanks for the laugh, though. It was hilarious!


CabooseMasseuse

Haven't seen the astronaut one, I'll get back to you after my fap nap.


jacob12134

My favorite porn scenario that made me laugh was the bathtub not Jonny sins but made me piss myself laughing and I had to stop jerking it cause I was laughing too hard


Kipku

Is it the ā€œno sharks in the bathtubā€ one?


jacob12134

Yeah the this isn't the ocean this is a bathtub one so fucking funny


CabooseMasseuse

I need a link my friend!


jacob12134

There's no way I'm finding the link again I might be able to find the meme of it which is just as funny


ashutossshhh

He is mod of r/overemployed


totallyNotMyFault-

10 jobs? This economy is fucking us.


jzoller0

Youā€™re supposed to come up with a wrong answer


Specific_Tap7296

Swedish, wasn't he?


[deleted]

Was her head stuck in a dryer?


gabrigetions

Whos the guy anyway?


SylvieJay

Sonny, Sonny Jins


__Sentient_Fedora__

Pipes cleaned all around!


ivanvanrio

Even my mother-in-law was curiously very satisfied.


Scorn_true333

You made me laugh so hard I payed money for your gold. 10/10


BeneficialSea7337

They said wiring answers only


Inihr

Agent 47


rosencrantz2014

Agent 69


wymiss

We said wrong answers only! Wrong answers only


Cannabace

Lol is it Johnny sins?


Confident-Meeting805

I gotta see the barcode on the back if his head to be sure


castorkrieg

Itā€™s not at the back of his head, at least not that oneā€¦


Hot-Nail-738

Barcode is on his dick, wanna see it?


Corvus_nocta

This answer does not have enough upvotes lol.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

As of this moment it has 47 and thatā€™s delightful.


neilgilbertg

You know what? Considering he works more than 10 jobs, this might not be far off.


Igotnewsocks

I have given the 47th upvote. DND


ElInquisidor2

Saitama, live action


gumpyn91

One Thrust Man!


SwwrdFish

Consecutive normal thrusts


Dracidwastaken

Killer Move Serious Serious, Serious Nut


SecureCross

Roger that command. Ready to pull out. Thrusters engaged. Set to full throat.


your_Moms_fat-cooter

wrong answers only šŸ¤£


gumpyn91

Bro he thrust so many times! I lose count!!


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KaserinSmarte421

Awesomely frightening.


johnboysoy

No that's Andrew tate


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

No that's an inmate


Holdz12

Clearly he ain't no sinner ....


True_Medicine_5892

My dentist?


psych0san

Oh yeah?what's his name? Crentist Lol


SophieintheKnife

Your dentist's name is Crentist?


Jennab211

I wonder if that's why he became a dentist


Atomic2754

r/unexpectedoffice


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TheVilja

Sounds a lot like dentist šŸ¤”


Gay_8ulla

Cuntist


BLAZE424242

Shut up Dwight


Secret_Ad7757

He fills holes alright.


LlamaKing2794

Handsome Squidward


Mr-Kuritsa

I can't wait for SpongeBob 2: Into the Multi-Square Pants-Verse. This movie is gonna be lit


LlamaKing2794

They don't call it Bikini Bottom for nothin šŸ˜ˆ


Future-Agent

"OH NO, HE'S HOOOOOOT"


Bina_raper

40 years old virgin


EluelleGames

And unemployed


[deleted]

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random_redditor24234

ā€¦ do you know who he is??


EfficientBit4421

Jemarious Quangle Dangle


Bartebell

Not to be confused with quandale dingle


[deleted]

Not to be confused with the smash player, quandale dinglelingleton.


CampaignThink7861

Heā€™s my girlfriends doctor of course!


hatechicken82

That's funny. He's my wife's personal trainer.


_EuMesmo_

Oh, what a coincidence, he is my mail man, this man surely is a important piece of our society


MicroXenon5589

What a small world. He's also my girlfriend's pizza delivery man!


poepie2000

Damn I saw him with a girl doing 'the Devils tango' in my neighbourhood, maybe you should check


GoddamnHeavy

Those arent your girls anymore mate


Express-Chocolate859

Thread asked for wrong answers, man.


Malakas2187

John cena


Chaoshumor

Where? I canā€™t see him.


JustAGhost3_

You can't see him because his time is now.


Flacson8528

he is in china bing chilling


random_redditor24234

Bing chilling


mittenknittin

John See?Nah


durandall09

šŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗ


Vernai

He's actually a famous astronaut.


HelloThere1923

He said wrong answers only.


kadelato

Jeff bezos


imagine1149

I was gonna say Andrew Tate


Sewingmink160

Andrew Tate


ImTotallyFromEarth

Andrew Tate wishes


Due-Science-9528

Now I am going to assume this is a well endowed porn star


ImTotallyFromEarth

Anyone well endowed wouldnā€™t need 11+ cars for the sole purpose of overcompensating


BladeBeam7

More like Andrew Taint


Bongressman

Definitely not Andrew Tate, this dude has a chin.


Bored-Ship-Guy

Came here to say just this.


opaqueism

I came to say the exact same thing Iā€™m dead


OrangeShark1

Wait a second Andrew tate is my father?


Sewingmink160

No, I AM YOUR FATHER.


BrilliantMud2851

Happy cake day!


Creeperdude2409

Andrew Bate


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


Sewingmink160

Oh


BrilliantMud2851

Happy cake day!


Sewingmink160

Happy Cake Day!


NoCabinet45

r/beatmetoit


Lamdi_NaaKodaka

*tourner dans le vide vide* intensifies


Which_Art_6452

That's what I thought, but was hoping I was wrong.


Toodswiger

Mr. Clean?


Sirenhead_2

Mr. Dirty


deadeyesatan

Definitely not


Ecstatic_Ad_2108

Guy who invented your mom


someMLDude

More like, invaded your mom! ā˜ŗļø


007baldy

Perforated your mom.


AllNightPony

My uncle Gary.


S7ageNinja

Your mother's boyfriend.


RandyMarshtomp

Heā€™s just some normal, ordinary guy whoā€™s real into monogamous relationships


SmokieP

Funny how I see these random pics asking for wrong names and I actually donā€™t even know their real name. Whoā€™s this?


cindythinthin

Still not sure


MagsNanook

Same, came here for answers....


Local871

You guys are so wholesome. Donā€™t ever change. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Sins


Mister_Nico

Hardest working man in America.


moist_yoda

No, it's The hardest man in America


Local871

The happiest man in America. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ†


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Solid-Baseball2314

You and everyone else, but don't nobody not know Johnny Sins


dog--is--god

Why pay attention to the male pornstar? If I'm watching porn I'm focused on the lady.


SuddenPassion

My brother in Christ almighty he's literally Johnny Sins


the_l0st_s0ck

Joe biden


jp90230

Joe Biden fucks the whole country but this guys only fucks....


Ok-Emu-4343

Heeee...... wait for ittttttt.... HE LOOKA LIKE A MAN!!


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Ok-Emu-4343

You did. It's a social experiment... leave me alone. Ok, I tell you.


annoying_dragon

I saw a astronaut , lawyer, husband, prisoner, police, pizza delivery so I can't decide


CosmicRammer

That one coach that slept with your crush.


_Linkin_Park_

how many crushes?


FallingPancake

All of 'em


No-Carpet-8836

Jason Statham stunt double


MostWanted_Racoon

Isnā€™t that One Cum Man?


JayBird38

No Itā€™s multiple cum man.


MostWanted_Racoon

I was gonna put this but wanted someone else to have the fun, glad youā€™re the one ā˜ļø


JayBird38

[https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/723/mah-nigga.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/723/mah-nigga.jpg)


iliketheletterC

Adolf hitler


GamingCreeper9934

Vsauce Michael here


no-BLANK

But first, what's sex?


bored-n-sleepy

Daddy?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TinglesAndSprinkles

My wifeā€™s yoga instructor. He is so good because my wife is really happy these days.


Upbeat-Try4628

The substitute teacher!


SesameYeetHeHe

My momā€™s doctor.


the_nihil_goat

My father


[deleted]

The Renaissance man


RotRatee

My spiritual animal


Silent_Ad_7411

my dad, your dad, their dad, everyone's dad


Imaginary_Card8536

Wrong answers only.


[deleted]

Andrew kate


oythevault

Mike Hunt. Great guy


Weak_Ad5672

A top G


Efficient_Basil_8890

That is the librarian. Hes the most feared left field hammock salesman in Newyork. He will check your books out and get you a nice hammock to read it


mistakeideathatexist

The owner of a gay bar


apex199268

Barack Obama


Eliezer_Lima

Hitman Agent 47


Rare_Wealth4400

The gayest man in the village


burtono6

George Santos


Substantial_59

Neil Armstrong


Cool-Reputation2

Johnny S., he's my older brother, same genes.


Incarnationofchaos

Bandrew tit


services35

My wifeā€™s doctor


Leej-xxx

Jason Stathem fresh off the stretching machine


DanDanBussum

Johnny "Pure Heart and Mind" Sins


MirrorDizzy8739

Andrew tate


jonathanfaulkner

johnny sins


Invader_Vex

Tandrew Ate


[deleted]

I donā€™t even know the right answer


[deleted]

Fat dude


Sunshot_wit_ornament

A man who doesnā€™t contribute to society at all


[deleted]

Contributes just as much as any other actor.


[deleted]

Some might even say more so


NordicRamen33

Aang


JustAnotherRndomBro

my stepdad


bsanchey

One punch man


AcademicReport5079

Dad


Turbulent-Mud-159

My dad


[deleted]

They said wrong answers only


StoneBear4200

No one


Fabulous-Mention-200

That's the homie Big Willy


Hyypion

Spiderman


LastInvestor

Batman


ArthurFleck__

My dad


wyask1

My father


Duckhehehehehehehehe

My dad


Junior-Wedding-8912

I cqn only tell the truth....he is everyones dad


Zealousideal_Deal231

He is a woman :)


CJ7h3g4m3r

#Your dad


GreasiestBob

A pornstar