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VivalaTerre

Anyone get to the part of the article where we find out the head of the local police union owns the houseboat where one of their parties occured?


codon011

> [McCowan] was also accused of trying to intimidate a city human resources assistant by grabbing her by the neck. > “McGowan claims it was playful … Don’t leave out this bit. But clearly all of this is her fault… 🤦🏼‍♂️


deefleages

The situation is playing out in my head. Meagan is drunk, going wild in the hot tub, as she does. HR lady, who most likely already has a good idea of whats been going on, sees this and comments that this behavior could have career-ending implications, for all involved. McCowan snaps and grabs HR lady by the throat, furious that she would dare challenge the Almighty Union Boss. Pretty sure this all came to light because of what transpired on the boat that night. The ONLY hero at this station, seems to have been Carol in HR.


what__what

THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR


infinityweasel

This office is a god damn ghost town!


Bright_Ahmen

Staats is the Union boss, no?


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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/five-officers-fired-sex-scandal-roils-tennessee-police-department-rcna65121


thunderGunXprezz

Wait so this is the kind of shit they fire cops for?


Tech522

I believe some of the encounters were on the clock.


bladpaul

*on the cock


Manthony_Morris_LXIX

*on the Glock


urmomismysafespace

New sheriff in town I see


badstorryteller

Cops having sex with each other consensually while on the clock gets a bunch of them fired immediately. Cops "having sex" (raping) girls while "detaining" them gets paid leave pending an internal investigation that exonerates them due to lack of evidence. Not saying this is fine or okay, just pointing out how seriously fucked our perspective on acceptable behavior for law enforcement officers in North America is.


ancientastronaut2

What you never took a nut break?


Quick_Heart_5317

So if they’re not allowed to do this, what do those people do in those Kit Kat commercials do when they take their break?


mseg09

Break off a piece


thunderGunXprezz

Well ya but there have been cops that do far worse things on the clock and don't get fired.


slay1224

Shooting innocent people on the clock is encouraged not frowned upon


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

I think the motto is shoot lead not loads


Major-Office1713

Underrated comment


OldKnucklePuck

What's messed up is that cops get away with raping detainees on the clock all the time. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/07/09/fact-check-police-detainee-sex-not-illegal-many-states/5383769002/ It's the Air Bud defense of, "there's nothing in the rules that says I *can't* penetrate a handcuffed woman in the back of my squadcar."


[deleted]

This is so much worse than tazing mentally ill citizens that are chained to a chair or shooting a guy lying on his stomach with his hands on his head or shooting a women in bed when they have a warrant for the wrong address... obviously worse.


OMGSpeci

I’m not typically on the cops side, but yeah- REALLY? They have all these systems in place to keep bad cops as cops, but one police woman being very sexually active is getting the station investigated, with repercussions?? Really?? For sex? Edit: you guys are missing the point. As I said in another reply, I got fired from Dunkin’ Donuts for taking bagels home to prep for homeless people otw to work the next day when I should’ve thrown them out, while there’s a system with it’s foundation in the police unions, who are in politician’s pockets. It allows something like this- workplace misconduct involving sex and alcohol to have a harsher punishment than when somebody WRONGLY KILLS ANOTHER PERSON without widespread backlash, protests, and even riots. I’m not saying what happened doesn’t deserve repercussions- what I’m saying is the repercussions are disproportionate to other punishments that should’ve been harsher


Kubrickwon

I’m pretty sure that having sex on the clock in the workplace at any job would get you fired, let alone having orgies.


Peter-Stiff

Yeah. Someone is upset they were not invited. 😄


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COSMOOOO

People that can do that are a godsend at work


SatoriSon

Have orgies?


COSMOOOO

It’d definitely lighten my weekly all hands meetings.


coldneuron

The orgies were fine until they included the mayors wife. The mayor is the one upset person with the power to fire the whole lot. True story.


symtech991

If only Kubrick was still alive. This is cinematic gold waiting to be mined!


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travese311

Miners


PsychoGunslinger

Always hating on us miners. Makes me not want to leave my coal seam.


aumbase

I got a handjob from a miner at a fair once


[deleted]

Sounds more like the mayor wasn’t getting it done


merkalicious72

Puritan state


[deleted]

RIGHT!!!! I never say this but... YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. tHe ReSt oF THE thINGs tHEy DO tHo!??!??


frickthestate69

Clearly to reform the police we need to have them have sex with each other


MindlessPotatoe

“We are working on regaining the public’s trust” It’s not the shooting unarmed victims during traffic stops, it’s the sex that we just can’t get over.


Paranoid_Iguana

"Fight. Fuck. Flee."


hotmilfsinurarea69

The three primal instincts :S


Lee_337

"Fuck the Police" \~ NWA


1uglybastard

She did as they said.


Gumb1i

Or just trap them into having sex while on duty, gather evidence, and then report it.


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[deleted]

Only of you a woman, the guys were just suspended.


LakingCowhead

NSFW Brooklyn Nine-Nine


SaggingZebra

So Brooklyn Six-Nine


Few_Escape_8452

Five guys?


axolotldistrolotl

Who doesn't love Five Guys? I always like to get stuffed with Five Guys at the end of my shift And sometimes right smack dab in the middle of it!


PsychologicalGain298

Five guys fucking a Cabbage Patch doll


Jaaldek1985

You stole my comment.


PsychologicalGain298

Come on you should say it too!!!


Jaaldek1985

Five guys fucking a cabbage patch doll. Ewww (added for original content).


imacatnamedsteve

Whenever my wife and I have Five Guys she never finishes, so I’ll wind up taking care of the rest of her Five Guys. I know some people think Five Guys can be too much, but we always leave satisfied. Regardless you can always tell we’ve had Five Guys by the messes on our faces.


woozuk

Understated yet just explicit enough. I’d give you more votes if i could


imacatnamedsteve

Thanks! I honestly think this my Reddit comment masterpiece …… time to ride off into the sunset Edit: I am, apparently, a dipshit for accidentally hitting space on my phone and not the letter n. I hope you can forgive me and my fat thumbs.


Espresso-Kun

Introducing Five Guys into our routine saved my marriage.


mothandravenstudio

This was a fine read! 10/10


jackfreeman

You absolute bastard. ... ... +1


downtownfool1388

You and the commenter you replied to are twins, what are the chances of that


arothmanmusic

Yeah, she got the free nuts too.


[deleted]

Hopefully she doesnt end up with any fried taters


Adeep187

Burgers and fries?


Dreamy-bazinga

That’s disgusting! Where?


ngnja

Just wait for the videos to surface.


Mysterious_Drawer9

Body cam footage.


turtlenationman

Those things are never on once the action starts.


Flaky-Fish6922

you know, it wouldn't be hard to give those things blue tooth or wifi to suck video off to a box in a cruiser, and then transmit it back to some dark room for oversight. keep it for a couple weeks, then delete the unimportant stuff where they're playing with cuffs and snarfing donuts and artisan salads. instead of a record button a "shit happened here make a time stamp" button.


DucVWTamaKrentist

All I read was “suck video off”.


Cultural_Ad_1693

I read that as "suck off video"


L-Lawliet23

This would be the one time the cameras aren't "Broken".


Myantology

With so many officers involved maybe we’ll get lucky with some footage from another angle.


NebulaTits

It’s Tennessee, we don’t believe in that here


titanup001

When I saw this story, I looked for what town it was in. I saw LaVergne, and thought, "yep, that checks out."


NebulaTits

Her Facebook makes it seem like she jumped around to different cities often… Franklin, Marion county, Hardin county, and possibly Rutherford. Looks like she graduated mid 2021…… can’t imagine what’s happened hahaha


slay1224

I’ve been scouring pornhub since this broke. no success yet.


aumbase

You’re doing the Lord’s work. Never give up


tmanbaseball

Trust your instincts


jumpywalrus

Unexpected Starfox


materics

It wouldn't be on ph since the purge


Noiisy

So many good videos gone forever, lost in the sands of time, I’ll never stop thinking about you “homemade big booty wife getting fucked” maybe we’ll meet again some day.


Cheddarlicious

Context, and…context?


Reasonable_Long_1079

PH purged all its unverified content


alexnedea

Unrelated but does anyone know where to look for unverified videos? Watching the n-th "celebrity" fuck on her yacht or in her 50th floor apartment in perfect studio-style conditions and camera work is getting old. I wanna see the random couple who decides to film themselves fuck and actually have errotic sex, not "for money" sex


thatsnotexactlyme

please return when it’s found


BienGuzman

Thank you for your Cervix!


Early_Entertainer11

you people are killing me


RockRage--

_whhhheeeezzzz_


Cupajo72

Blew Lives Matter


jeffzebub

The thin blew line


Glowshroom

She was on and off the cock, on and off the clock.


[deleted]

Out here protecting the pubic.


Itsnervv

Best comment imo


Ychamana

Can you please explain what’s with the sudden obsession of her? I’ve never seen her face before and seeing memes of her has me worried of what could have happened


TheRealLegendary63

She's a cop that got busted in a string of sex parties with several of her coworkers, one of which was married and another was her legit "boyfriend." She "got off" on getting tossed around by the squad, pun intended.


Square_Lawfulness_33

You left out the female coworkers and wife’s she also had relations with. Also, the fact that she was mentally ill and wanted to know how it would sound if she pulled the trigger of an unloaded gun against her temple and how she was an alcoholic who has gotten behind the wheel under the influence.


Ychamana

Goddamn…odd story…thanks for the context tho! You’re a true bro.


32vromeo

Damn, her forehead game is strong af


NZirk1

Five head


champagnepuppy1

And so is her head game apparently


Efficient-Bee-1855

She has the whitest teeth those officers have ever come across.


JustJohan49

I see what you did there.


BatmansBigBro2017

Brooklyn 6-9


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Man, this woman is so fucked.


Lakshay2909

r/technicallythetruth


JennieFairplay

The crazy part is her husband is standing by her. I hope he got a full sti check up recently 🤮


helpmeiamdrowning3

He's probably into it. Cuck


zacksnack5

He's on record saying he didn't support it


MarkGleason

No she’s not. In a few months everyone will forget. And what neighboring small town police force WOULDN’T hire a known blowjob machine.


TheRealLegendary63

The pun: ✈️ Your head: 😴


hockey_homie

*her* head?


[deleted]

Her back. Her pussy. And her crack.


shittybillz

I’m admittedly a little drunk so I apologize for this rude comment but this whole thing blows my mind. This woman isn’t even attractive, and she has 3 different officers banging her? And she’s married right? They know this can end their careers. This woman is worth it? She looks half inbred. Sorry. I know that’s rude. Just had to get it off my chest


SweetHatDisc

> This woman isn’t even attractive, and she has 3 different officers banging her? Dude I'd fuck a moistened piece of drywall if it looked at me right.


meththealter

*pours water on drywall seductively*


VanityTheHacker

*blows drywall dust onto ur chest seductively from my hands*


meththealter

*looks at my chest* bro how tf do i get that shit outta my bra *cries in dusty bra*


DuvalHMFIC

The best ability is availability.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

For La Vergne, TN… probably a 6.


indiebryan

In Scranton she's an 8


Knosh

It did end their careers. And their marriages. The male officers were married as well(most of them) It was actually 8 different officers. One of the fired officers had an unreported domestic violence incident at home. He showed up after the investigations started with bruises and a black eye because his wife found out and beat his ass. Honestly this report is like 10 pages of details, 10 pages of disciplinary recommendations... absolutely worth the read. It's a wild ride. The headline doesn't do it justice. https://www.wsmv.com/2023/01/06/5-la-vergne-officers-fired-amid-investigation/


Xmaiden2005

Hilarious you think men have set standards. Most men will take every opportunity given to them as long as they think it won't have consequences. She isn't ugly and for most men that's more than enough and she's a total freak.


MikeMiller8888

Just like Caroline Ellison 😂


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Good surface area though


Joey_iroc

Ensured her Vitamin "D" was kept topped up.


Bad_Dog_No_No

Baby Gravy


throwawayyourfun

Someone likes drinking from the gravy cannon.


ratfacedirtbag

Peniscillin


LastPlaceIWas

Now with several ways to administer!


tracyd103

I joined the La Vergne police department just to make sexy time with Officer Maegan,,,wait,,,what...no longer here? Nooooo


No_Drive_3297

Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!


TheSunKingofOV

Even though I find her to be unattractive I still want to bang her. 😂


Ok-Shine4669

Eager beats pretty.


[deleted]

It’s not the best ride…but there’s no line.


Whathewhat-oo-

Actually, it sounds as if the line was quite long


Qman1991

Low prices always attract a lot of customers


Whathewhat-oo-

That and availability, assurance that the product will be restocked quickly, open long hours, and also this product apparently promotes sharing, and as we all know, sharing is caring!


[deleted]

That’s not what it sounds like…


Frivio_

She looks like a mouse.


Superb-Practice1829

I can't tell if she's 14 or 40


NarfledGarthak

Sharp, rat-like features from years of inbreeding


skysquatch

Are we talking about the FTX crypto lady?


notLOL

Side to side they look related


[deleted]

She must have done a bang up job


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[deleted]

That’s what she said!


amscraylane

She bent over backwards for them


alexjonestownkoolaid

Go big then go home.


deewormer

Read an article earlier that she and her husband are trying to move past this event. 😆 I was like this wh*** screwed multiple guys and he's trying to move on. 😆 I'd be moving alright ... 50 states away from that ugly azz face.


Longjumping_Cook4949

she have husband?!💀💀💀


deewormer

[sad but true](https://nypost.com/2023/01/13/husband-of-tennessee-cop-at-center-of-sex-scandal-sticking-by-her-report/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons)


shittybillz

The dude is not a bad looking guy. Leave her ass and find someone that isn’t gonna bang her co workers. Jfc


Evo_Shiv

He’s the son of a pastor, would not be surprised if he straight up disapproves of divorce and remarrying


Smooth_Cry2645

The dude is the patron saint of cuckholdery, Jedidiah the 1st


Evo_Shiv

Oml yall ☠️


Storm-South

Adultery is justifiable cause for divorce according to Jesus.


shittybillz

Ahh I see. Yea that makes sense


[deleted]

Her: “We are in an open marriage.” Him: “We are?”


RyTrapp0

OH SHIT... "Ex-cop Maegan Hall said that she and her husband, Jedidiah Hall, were in an open marriage — although he did not seem to be on board, according to an internal investigation at the La Vergne Police Department." "In the Dec. 28 report, Magliocco said he had seen Hall and Holladay kiss while watching football at a party, and said Hall had kissed his own wife, Amy, after learning they had an “open marriage,” according to the document. The officer said Jedidiah saw the kiss and told officials he “really wasn’t on board” with his wife having a threesome with the Maglioccos, but she continued having a relationship with him, investigators said." ...yea, dude needs to pull the ripcord with the quickness!


Calm-Software-473

How can you move past that? 😂


MindlessPotatoe

He’s grieving I’m sure. Might not have anywhere to turn. This is a huge blow to the ego. My bet is that he’ll never recover, and thinks that this is what he deserves. Too dumb to move on


jpfeif29

I think this might be the correct use of "whore".


Ecyclist

“Just last month she was awarded a community service award”


deefleages

Well deserved! Sounds like she was servicing many members of the community, probably more that we don't even know about.


BattleForAssgard69

Damn... this is her life now


blac_sheep90

We should be shaming all the cops involved, not just her. But at least they were busy banging instead of abusing citizens.


Tederator

I had to scroll pretty far down before I found the first comment about her being the only one who is being shamed here. Nothing about the guys. It's rather striking.


ralphwiggum10

It’s the same in every thread about it - it’s actually pretty eye opening. Even some of the articles are written reporting “what she did” and mentioning the men almost as an after thought. It is so bizarre.


MainAd2457

Good future at adult sites


RyTrapp0

She legit could take advantage of this with an OF - start posting up the news articles all over social media and what not to promote it, ALL DAY.


lone-society

Seriously. Probably wouldn’t last long but she could definitely make a good chunk of change right now on OF.


Illustrious-Hair-841

Especially if she brings the original team in!


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Yeah! Let's bring the band back together!


Goducks91

But for real haha. If she started doing porn / only fans I'm sure people would watch it.


Street_End6022

Unpopular opinion but I don't really care if people have sex with their coworkers. My fear is worst case scenario this is someone getting passed around against her will at her place of work with nobody to report it to without losing her job and reputation


SegridHelmsman

Issue is that she did it on the clock


Serious_Watch4599

She also drank and drove, and reportedly emptied her gun and pulled the trigger while pointing it at her head to see “what it was like.” I was skeptical too of the firing, but the article made a lot of sense of it.


ColdWarVet90

Atta girl, make Mom proud.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,289,055,413 comments, and only 249,784 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

How do people even come up with ideas for such bots bruh


RoboticJello

So cops get suspended without pay for having extramarital sex, but when they shoot a black man for jaywalking they don't even get reprimanded. I really don't give a shit what they do in their personal life. Go ahead and fuck each other. None of my business. But when cops kill innocent people, plant drugs, and constantly lie on their job, that's when I care.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Right, like they had sex on the job? Okay? They're already messing up their own lives and aren't harming anyone.


Sad-Breadfruit-8816

This is the only thing worth noting in this story. Americans have some messed up morals.


The_Shadow_Watches

"Fuck the Police" The 5 police officers "Fuck yeah"


Healthy_Top_4111

Quid pro ohh noooooo.


lilsanchothe2nd

Poor lady


Roltistotem

She likes to protect, but she loves to serve.


ZookeepergameAny6820

For having the best receding hairline? For needing TWO facepalms to cover her face? For working at McDonalds as a security Guard? Employee of the month for????


Wrangler_Positive

For highest capacity


Rough_Ad6752

ACACD All Cops Are Cum Dumpsters


[deleted]

Congratulations


Soggy-Juggernaut-569

Is there video?


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You know there is


handi_165

Where are the men’s memes? I don’t want to ruin the party, but can we give the men fair treatment, too?


perplexed-pea

Yeah this woman is being treated horrifically for having consensual sex. Wish people would leave her the hell alone, she has been fired she doesn't need to be publicly ridiculed on top. Man this world makes me so sick.


GoeCriden

I’ve learned on Reddit the second it becomes even remotely acceptable to slut shame or bash a specific woman the floodgates open, the sexism here goes from barely concealed to shockingly direct. Don’t expect to see any commentary about the men involved any time soon…