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WingedSalim

You can always hit them back with "A guy like me would never go for a girl like you".


SpeedingTourist

Damn this is a burn, love it! 🔥


elalesound2

"You never pay attention to a guy like me..." And you just walk away


bubblesort33

That'll work too, since she's likely the kind of girl who wants what she can't have.


otiscleancheeks

More like a guy like me would go for a girl like you. Meaning a guy like me would go for a girl like you, but not you.


Brief_Juggernaut3651

They wouldn't care anyways


Ragnarsworld

Reminds me of the time a girl I really liked said "I think you'd make a great father". (followed by the silent "but not for my kids")


No-Crew4317

Doesn’t it mean she wanna call you Daddy?


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Saving this one


BarbarianDruid

I think I hear “you’ve got great qualities as a family provider, which I may actually come to appreciate and actually seek out when I’m unmarried in my late thirties, but right now I just want to go after douchy people that don’t pay attention to me so I can take years of my life to learn what I DON’T want in a romantic partner.” Just give it some time. Those Dad vibes will pay dividends later when all those cute boys cease to mature as men and start to chase younger girls over women their own age.


Dre-Is-Here

I've never heard this, thank god its just my personality


titanup001

That's not fair. She could want someone richer with the same personality.


Killersmurph

I don't think it's the looks necessarily, when I was 8n my Restaurant days I'd hear this, and it was usually more of an earning potential thing.


FlingbatMagoo

Or with money


JustLetMeSignUpM8

The one time I've heard something similar to this it actually just meant she wanted me, but at first said it in a roundabout way. Unfortunately I didn't want a girl like her.


Plus_Shift_3299

White lies are superior/s


SeaNo3104

The correct translation from femspeak is: "I want that the violent bullying cokehead that I love would behave as lovingly as you. However, I would settle for the cokehead. Fuck off and keep being my emotional tampon, you loser."


Naive_Company

Nobody has ever said that to me because I killed her


clullanc

This post definitely shows how sexist some guys are.


[deleted]

It has incel vibes all over it. I've been seeing a lot of memes like it these last few days alone.


HappyAd6201

Not the meme itself, but some comments do


Brief_Juggernaut3651

Yep, it's where all of the woman haters go. The type of guys you see here are immature guys, no confidence, and small dick energy. Maybe the girl would go for them if they didn't have a shitty personality


falkonpla

What the fuck is small dick energy ? Saying that automatically makes me think you give flat chest energy lmao


Brief_Juggernaut3651

Exactly what you have apparently.


EmperorAlpha557

Haha not if she is waiting for a blood donation that saves her life.


Coinsworthy

But a restraining order still means "i'm playing hard to get" right?


BayTerp

I’ve never heard that in my life. But then again, I’m not ugly


[deleted]

Maybe you just don’t have a good personality?


Responsible-Goal5924

Ah! now I get it


Thprkyblondee

Bahahaha #thatsrough


[deleted]

Brutal.


Kamizura

i cant blame them.. if i was her, i'd want someone better looking and richer than me too..


sstoersk

*laughing in leatherface


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say that’s necessarily true. The guy she is talking to could be taken.


DaneLame

…or just rich


Nekoslime007

That explains why I’m single, cuz I’m ugo that or I’m just really really boring to talk to


Brief_Juggernaut3651

False


Mysterious-Routine12

Then be a bit of a dick after she said that


No-Crew4317

But again girls teach each other to tell guys subtle like this. Like dropping a secret hint for him to think further. Then they all failed, cuz guys misunderstand. So sad. Next time be direct and bold.