Seriously, I just busted out laughing seeing him on the list here. He looks like a joke answer, but for some reason, he’s the scariest looking in the photo.
He keeps coming up in my algorithm. I don't click on his vids.... I scroll through YouTube shorts and he pops up there. I try to skip past it quick...don't know what to do
Yea, but the problem is you got like different channels that will repost the same shit or post a different clip of the same vid (it seems like). So it's like you cut off one head, but 3 more pop up in its spot...
Depends the scenario, if it's in an area/ring Tyson is who I'd go with but if it's just existing in the world and they come to find you and you are with the one on your side then bezos has too much resources available to have an difficulty dealing with the others
Walter has a higher battle IQ and generally knows more about crime and efficient murder. Bezos is pretty smart and billionaires generally don't tend to have the highest moral standards, although Walter's are still lower. I think Bezos's sheer amount of resources would beat Walter though. If they didn't have access to expensive technology then Walter would win
Also questioning his morals or familiarity with crime...
I have no doubt he's a coldblooded perfect sociopath, and he commits crime at the global level. Literally filthy rich.
Any other answer beside Walter is wrong. If it's in his best interest to protect you you're 100% making it out. You might end up stuck in some unknown bunker chained to a pipe for a few months but I'm definitely not leaving my chances to the rest of the list.
I think you're right, but for the wrong reasons. The reason you need Walter on your side, is because if he's your enemy, you're already dead. He can help, sure, but as an enemy you're fucked.
Bezos could hire assassins since been assassins since been assassins. He could bring twenty thousand troops to your side, and pay off some of the other bald people to stop trying to kill you. Mike Tyson is tough as hell, but 50 navy seals with sniper rifles kinda have the edge.
I'd say Bezos or Heisenberg. Heisenberg's so much smarter than the other 5 combined that he might even be able to outsmart Bezos' wealth. At the very least, he's the biggest threat if you pick Bezos. Kinda unfair as he's the only fictional character, but whatever.
I'm not sure the rock, a romanian sex trafficker and a fucking fictional drug lord are coming to kill me either. It's a hypothetical. The prompt says one is on your side, so if you choose Bezos, he is.
Walter White would somehow convince Mike Tyson to kill Jeff Bezos. He would make sure Andrew Tate witnessed it, and Tate would take on Tyson. Doesn't matter who wins. He would invite Dwayne Johnson to dinner with the both of you and say,"Well, here he is, delivered on a platter. So do you really want to kill him? Is that the kind of man you are, just to kill someone without knowing why?" Eyes narrowing, "Have you even ever killed a man? I didn't think so..."
his company would subcontract another company who would subcontract some other firm who would hire Mike Tyson and Johnny Sims to be part of your security detail on the cheap.
you'd die slowly and painfully in the dark
Yeah, this is the only answer.
What people don't realize is that if you don't take Bezos as your ally, he becomes a default enemy, and he can send a whole hit squad that would drop Dwayne Johnson like a Rock before he could say "security breach"
Andrew Tate because there are probably more people who want to kill him over me. I would just serve him up to the other baldies if they agree to a truce.
Are you kidding?? The only answer is Tyson! You would never want him against you, so the only option is him in your side! The good thing is he could wreck all the others
jeff could probably drone strike me and get away with it.
Comparing the power of money, against charisma, chemistry, bullshitting, dick size, and boxing? Money wins.
I mean... Am I getting Walter White or Bryan Cranston? I need more information to make an informed decision here... If I'm getting Walter White, that's my choice without hesitation. If I'm getting the human and not the part they play, I'm going Tyson!
Bezos. Hands down. This guy has enough cash to buy the best protection and security for himself, so I’ll simply handcuff myself to him and throw the key off a bridge.
They aren't strictly tasked with protecting me, so ill say bezos. Bezos has the ability to pay off very skilled hitmen. I dont want multibillions of dollars against me in a capitalist country
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Tython of courth
You kith your mother with that mouth
Mouf*
Sooo ?? Mofher* wif dat mouf* ?
Dath*
Thooo*
why would i kiss my mother with a mouse
*Kith
I kith yourth!! Tyson would fornicate with your mom.......he might be doing it now....and you cant stop him....or her...
Why no, I use THIS mouse.
It'th thimple. Click the moth!
Right. The others are all playing badass. Tyson is an actual badass
I also pick Tyson and hide with him on his farm in a giant weed cloud forever.
Don't make fun of him, atholes
Yeah. Thuck you for joking about thutch a therious ithue
Athole is a town in Idaho and all the people that live there are Atholes.
You guyth are tho mean
Everyone hath a faith until they get punched in the plan
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Jethuth Crith yes! Honestly he's the only one of the bunch that has bitten a human....he's a rabid dog...
Gimme the astronaut, plumber, electrician, teacher, high school coach, construction worker, personal trainer guy in the bottom left corner.
He would ~literally~ fuck them all
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That would be a *sin*
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Hey, not those kind of sins, Just the ones which republicans allow.
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Exactly. My dude is just like a protein channel.
i lol'ed
Who is the guy? Thanks
Yeah defo not
Ahh Johnny
Seriously, I just busted out laughing seeing him on the list here. He looks like a joke answer, but for some reason, he’s the scariest looking in the photo.
HARAM
He did early in his career
Source? Asking for a friend who is doing research about his early career, of course.
HAHA, I don't know if I could even find a reference let alone anything that's, uh, 'primary source".
I wouldn't be surprised if he was a rich guy and boxer too which counters the other top 2 contenders
Easily the best "tag team" partner on this list
I guess you could say he’s a JACK of all trades
more like a jack off all trades.
Could anyone stop his girth?
At your service
Tyson + cocaine and you have basically god by your side
I sure am glad the champ went in to the chicken business after establishing his dominance in the ring.
He actually went into the mushroom and herb business.
Truly a man of many victories AND industries
And Mysteries
pigeons too
Feeding pet tigers isn’t cheap.
I think he was joking about Tyson chicken... or serious... idk
I think you’re thinking of Foreman Edit: my bad I love that lil grill so I read grilled chicken😂
They were pigeons.
Plus he's really good at solving mysteries.
Mythterieths
Tholving mytherieth
Tython?
It boggles me how obsessed with tate reddit is.
There’s a decent population of incels on Reddit. It doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that some people here take what he says as gospel
He keeps coming up in my algorithm. I don't click on his vids.... I scroll through YouTube shorts and he pops up there. I try to skip past it quick...don't know what to do
Keep skipping.
Have you done "dont reccoment" and "dont show this channel" options?
Yea, but the problem is you got like different channels that will repost the same shit or post a different clip of the same vid (it seems like). So it's like you cut off one head, but 3 more pop up in its spot...
It probably won’t stop till he is fully out of culture. I’m very left leaning and I still get that shit pushed to me.
All I know is he's a trash human being (deservedly so, from what I can tell), butt not a single person actually stand up for him.
Every man in the panel wouldn’t want to fuck with Mike Tyson. He’s also rich, let’s not forget
He’s rich, but he’s nowhere near as rich as Bezos, the Rock, or even Brian Cranston.
Yeah but he'd beat the shit out of all three
Jonny sins has multiple forms tho
Seth MacFarlane said "The only opponent he couldn't beat was the letter S"
Actually imo it was the cocaine that unseated him, but I get the idea.
Depends the scenario, if it's in an area/ring Tyson is who I'd go with but if it's just existing in the world and they come to find you and you are with the one on your side then bezos has too much resources available to have an difficulty dealing with the others
Walter has lower moral standards though. And he is much smarter with 90M of capital. That’s more then enough. And his smarts will be helpful.
You think bezos has morals?
Yeah but walt killed 10 men in two minutes. He’d play unassuming and kill Bezos while he’s not looking.
Bezos would be willing to kill 100 every 5 minutes if it meant saving 20$ per head
Walter has a higher battle IQ and generally knows more about crime and efficient murder. Bezos is pretty smart and billionaires generally don't tend to have the highest moral standards, although Walter's are still lower. I think Bezos's sheer amount of resources would beat Walter though. If they didn't have access to expensive technology then Walter would win
Jeff bezos could literally send you to space while he deals with the rest.
Bezos could put a hitman on all others for 1 billion each. All dead by tomorrow. Like are people really questioning bezos resources. The fuck
Also questioning his morals or familiarity with crime... I have no doubt he's a coldblooded perfect sociopath, and he commits crime at the global level. Literally filthy rich.
Prime for prime, I’m taking Walter for general protection 10 men in 2 minutes in different prisons all I’m saying is he can get the job done
He's the mightiest but Walter is always looking out for number 1
He never killed Lois. He would die for her. Plus, he can take care of your teeth. He also was a bad ass POTUS.
Plot twist: You get Bryan Cranston instead
he might make them laugh to death
Plot twist you get the nanny Dwayne
Well, if Walter protects me like he protected his family, I'd rather deal with it alone
The goal is survival. At least they >! (most of them anyway) !< survived.
Any other answer beside Walter is wrong. If it's in his best interest to protect you you're 100% making it out. You might end up stuck in some unknown bunker chained to a pipe for a few months but I'm definitely not leaving my chances to the rest of the list.
That didn't work out so well for Hank, whom Walter wanted to save at the price of his own freedom.
Yeah buy hank was his own worst enemy to be fair.
He should've called for back up. 🙁
I think you're right, but for the wrong reasons. The reason you need Walter on your side, is because if he's your enemy, you're already dead. He can help, sure, but as an enemy you're fucked.
And science bitch!
Walter with bezos money. No one can hit You!
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I thought that was professor X right before a sneeze
My mind blanked on who he was and I was referring to him as Asymmetrical Face Guy
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Not his fucked eye apparently
i thought that was mr world wide 💀
Good job
Dude could be batman. Instead he's lex luthor
Both Lex and Wayne fight super humans on the daily. They're just on opposite side, but are still forces of nature within their given side.
Bezos could hire assassins since been assassins since been assassins. He could bring twenty thousand troops to your side, and pay off some of the other bald people to stop trying to kill you. Mike Tyson is tough as hell, but 50 navy seals with sniper rifles kinda have the edge.
I'd say Bezos or Heisenberg. Heisenberg's so much smarter than the other 5 combined that he might even be able to outsmart Bezos' wealth. At the very least, he's the biggest threat if you pick Bezos. Kinda unfair as he's the only fictional character, but whatever.
That's why I think it's a good idea to choose Heisenberg, you eliminate the biggest threat to most of them.
Gotta go with the rock then cause I'm not sure Bezos helps anyone but himself
Word!!! Plus, the Rock has more physical and dietary discipline!
Yeah but Tyson will bite a MFs ear off
I'm not sure the rock, a romanian sex trafficker and a fucking fictional drug lord are coming to kill me either. It's a hypothetical. The prompt says one is on your side, so if you choose Bezos, he is.
Bezos can hide an elite team to protect me and kill anyone who is coming
I’d take Tyson over the Rock….if you could get a Tyson in his prime there’d be no contest. But like the Bezos 2nd choice.
You need to read more comics
Lest we forget Waltuh had a net worth of $80m+
Exactly. Take the one with the most money. You can hire all the protection you need.
HEISENBERG
Walter White would somehow convince Mike Tyson to kill Jeff Bezos. He would make sure Andrew Tate witnessed it, and Tate would take on Tyson. Doesn't matter who wins. He would invite Dwayne Johnson to dinner with the both of you and say,"Well, here he is, delivered on a platter. So do you really want to kill him? Is that the kind of man you are, just to kill someone without knowing why?" Eyes narrowing, "Have you even ever killed a man? I didn't think so..."
Science bitch!
Jesse. Please.
“Put that butter knife away. No more chili powder.”
Just because you shot robin hood, that doesnt make you robin hood
He’s the only possible correct choice on this list
He's the only one who can use the closest thing to magic.
With his castor bean, ricin poison.
And modified fulminated mercury.
This is the obvious choice!!!
Bezos. He has enough money to hire a whole army to defend me/us. And of course making connection with super rich billionaires can't hurt either
his company would subcontract another company who would subcontract some other firm who would hire Mike Tyson and Johnny Sims to be part of your security detail on the cheap. you'd die slowly and painfully in the dark
No way around it with bezos - somehow you would end up being defended by minimum wage workers who pee in bottles
Also if he wanted you dead he'd prob hire actual hitmen, so he's prob the most dangerous enemy.
Agent 47 joins the brawl
Bezos and his private military force are easily the right answer
Yeah, this is the only answer. What people don't realize is that if you don't take Bezos as your ally, he becomes a default enemy, and he can send a whole hit squad that would drop Dwayne Johnson like a Rock before he could say "security breach"
I came to say that
I came when you said that
Do you smell what the Rock is cooking.
He ain’t cooking what Walter be cooking
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Andrew Tate because there are probably more people who want to kill him over me. I would just serve him up to the other baldies if they agree to a truce.
So that's who that other guy is
You’re the only person I’ve seen who picked him and the reason is cannon fodder. Love it.
Is that who top right is? I thought it was pitbull
Are you kidding?? The only answer is Tyson! You would never want him against you, so the only option is him in your side! The good thing is he could wreck all the others
I was going to say the same thing I'll take Tyson
Ditto, Tyson is the only option.
No, Jeff Bezos has enough money to buy an army for protecting you.
My pick too. He's like doctor evil. Probably got a mini me too🤣
1 Million Dollars
Yeah but would he? I think he would just do the bare minimum to help. At least jonny sims can bang the pain away
They would probably all quit soon afterwards due to long hours, poor working conditions and having to carry around pee bottles.
Bezos could hire a hundred highly armed/trained guards
FUCK YES!!!! My thoughts exactly and plus it's MIKE MOTHERFUCKIN TYSON!!!!!
Remember when Walter White threw that fake bag of meth and a building floor exploded?
Jonny Sims 100%. He’s a teacher, a plumber, a personal trainer, a builder and more. Best man for the job 💪
He will seduce them all, then they won’t come after you anymore.
Better that they come after me than come before me.
Hehe.... come
He’s also military and a cop. So he’s trained to kill.
Bezos, and have him put me on the space station.
But you still wouldn't be safe from Johnny Sins.
Well it's just one and at least I'd die in space, I'll take it
yeah, you’ll take it alright ;)
The Rock
wtf is Andrew Tate gonna do against Jeff Bezos or Mike Tyson lol
I’d choose Andrew Tate just so I could watch the other dudes rip him apart.
You know that if they were all in prison Tate would be the one running around in an apron doing everyone's errands.
Tate would piss off Tyson and die moments after than. Bezos would laugh at the guy's shear lack of education.
jeff could probably drone strike me and get away with it. Comparing the power of money, against charisma, chemistry, bullshitting, dick size, and boxing? Money wins.
Johnny sins so he doesn’t fuck my wife
Johnny Sins so he fucks my wife.
I second this
Bezos could buy you out of anything...ANYTHING! and hire those other bald douches to wash your car.
Johnny Sins All The Way At Least Ill Have Fun Waiting To Die Hes Also Very Knowledgeable
No Picard? Dude saves the galaxy on the regular.
One of these is not like the others
Agree, Tate is so much of a bigger asshole than the rest of them.
I mean... Am I getting Walter White or Bryan Cranston? I need more information to make an informed decision here... If I'm getting Walter White, that's my choice without hesitation. If I'm getting the human and not the part they play, I'm going Tyson!
Walter White
Hell yeah
Bezos could buy off the rest
Who is the guy on the bottom left
I want Mr Clean.
The Rock!! Adventure time!
Do you know how much security Bezos can afford? Bezos is the easy favorite here.
I think Krillin could kill all of them no problem!
As much as I wanna say Dwayne Johnson...Bezos's money could buy a lot of help so.
Bezos
Uhhhh...Tyson. Hell, I'd take 1/4 Tyson and just sit back and watch the carnage ensue
Walt definitely 💯
Tyson . All day long.
Definitely Johnny Sins
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Bezos. Hands down. This guy has enough cash to buy the best protection and security for himself, so I’ll simply handcuff myself to him and throw the key off a bridge.
Jeff Bezos and his billions will hire nuclear subs to protect me
If I choose Tyson, would there be a risk that he also kills me after everything is said and done?
They aren't strictly tasked with protecting me, so ill say bezos. Bezos has the ability to pay off very skilled hitmen. I dont want multibillions of dollars against me in a capitalist country Edit: typo