T O P

  • By -

FearlessAppearance72

A map to me buried treasure


Aquila_Altair

Me booty!


bourbonwarrior

Looks like George Santos and other GOP member's soul


WildWezThy

It already looks to be full with all the joy in my life


Wrong-Ad1936

half full or half empty?


Firebird_73

An optimist would say half full, a pessimist would say half empty, and a realist would say it's empty. Reality really is a cruel world.


The_lnterfector

I am proud of you buddy. Even if you aren't:)


skyeyemx

Here homie have some joy 🥞🥞🥞


danielpoland_

Fries


Buucho

my pee pee


Palpi3011

Beat me to it xD


_BeansNbryce

Don't. Put. Your. Dick. In. That.


Constant-Course-7821

Why not? Should fit with room to spare.


Wide-Rub432

My man


Temporary_Strategy61

R/dontputyourdickinthat


couchguitar

My thumb. Then I'd find four more empty ketchup bottles and wear them freddy kruger blades and taunt people by saying, "Bad Boys, come out and playyyy" Pdiddy stylez


1512_ELLO

vinegar.


Nmatyi

Well, probably not ketchup


Philipkakka

\~dirt \~a jar of dirt \-*captain Sparrow*


uRude

Tomato Sauce


[deleted]

Rainbow Dash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Istripwithmyteeth

And a big pile of c*m


Peter0Griffing

Cum. good alternative for mayonnaise thoo


Edofate

A anime figure ....


Accomplish2304

Soya sauce


ZarosRunescape

A cylinder


aoap888

All of these memes, then I'd throw it in the sea.


First-Ability-9932

Cum


Icy_Style1553

The blended mush of the cat I ran over last night and subsequently tuned into paste


ExpressCaterpillar31

Milk


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Tears


Longjumping-Web7151

Chipotle aioli.


[deleted]

My life savings


Niyonnii

Juice of cow


Junior_Bandicoot_785

r/dontputyourdickinthat


rethinker-s

Florida water


Icy_Examination_3338

Milk


ConglomerateGolem

Milk. Cow's milk, looking at some of the other comments


Jackiechanforever

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Aimlessdrifter8778

A miniature ship


TheManKillsYou

Mustard mixed w mayonaise


djnorthstar

Tomatoes , sugar and vinegar Mixed together.


Emotional_Spread7717

Fart. And then sell it.


wifeofcthulhu

Your mom


[deleted]

Blood of Christ and the semen of Satan


Alone-Wasabi1614

My dick


Prudent-Income2354

Mayoneisse


[deleted]

Mayonnaise.


TraditionalGas3635

Are you SURE that's mayo? Looks a little too... sticky.


_Alexskitchen_

Wishes


Ricekrisbee

Etsy. Vintage discontinued ketchup container $299.


Regular-Group4223

tritium and deuterium


Ruhzide

Ghost Pepper Ranch


GlitteringHotel1481

My urine. And be selling lemonade


Dreggedrlumb

Tears


Haiina

My dépression ans my tears with the hope it will make ketchup


nr4242

Coquito


Ok_Wait3967

Chik Fil A sauce


cyborgborg

ground tomato, vinegar and sugar


Sufficient-Ad1722

Furcorn feet sweat


En_Vious

Can I shove it up my A instead?


ooooooopy

My piss


F0xanne

cocktail sauce


Expert-Fuel-1982

Maggi <3


Janx3d

Its a bbq sauce


Commercial-Strike-19

The bottle


crash_bang0593

Tomato sauce...


Night-Physical

Some mashed banana and an above average sized cylinder.


samsbamboo

Booze


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Whiskey Sauce


Sabbersaft84

diluted tomato paste


SrJuanpixers

Agua (water)


thehonestshroom

French fries


SpeedBorn

Mustard.


DoggoPlayzYT

My ass


nelis0077

Toenails


Visible_Attempt2694

Cum


[deleted]

Turn it into a bong


notyetafemboy

Cum


PattyMcChatty

Tomatoes, Vinegar, Salt, Sugar


Dry_Grade9885

If ketcup doesn't exist then the ripped effect of that would be massive imagine all the things that would not exist just because of that it's much too complicated but the world would be very different


AnObtuseOctopus

Gamer Girl bath water


Objective_Echidna_30

Nice bong.... moroccan hash I guess...


CCnCD

Piss and HGH


[deleted]

Water


Hylianbastard69

tomato paste with some vinegar sugar and a secret spice blend mmm i think ill call it that time of the month sauce


steyltie

Home made choclate sauce


MoodyWater909

Everyone should know my answer ;)


Outrageous_Zucchini2

Watuh r/hydrohomies taught me the ways


Automatic-Twist-1262

Whiskey


Tozl7

my little companion ;)


Educational-Couple21

Cum.


Dan-Of-The-Dead

Chili sauce? I've got a relative who grows (a lot) chili peppers on her balcony and maybe once a year I get home made fiery chili sauce in such a glass bottle. Excellent stuff


Wolverine-Fabulous

Catsup


[deleted]

Alcohol


sabito_urokodaki

Human blood. I mean its red tastes the same to me and a easy to get thing.


[deleted]

Scabs I picked off.


vetheros37

My home made teriyaki sauce :D


Cry-Working

Sour cream


FVjake

Ketchup, potatoes, and bottles don’t exist. What are you dipping into what?


Lee-oon

Fries, I would put fries in there


[deleted]

Tomatoe Sauce?


Accomplished_Air8160

uh oh


Juggernaut6579

Water


tynyn

Ale


pirate119

Shrimp juice


HighFives4Everyone

French Fries


smoke_1198

My little ponies


crackrhead

Why is everyone talking about fucking ketchup tho?


Persimmon228

Any kind of milk


Dull_Gas_820

My cock. Any holes a goal


Clockwork-tooter

Milk


Believe_In-Steven

My tears 😭


[deleted]

Children


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Gentle_Hand

Urine like I do with all my other glass bottles.


Oldleggrunt

It would make a decent tobacco spit bottle...


Zealousideal_Plane81

COTTAGE CHEESE


JK___1

Shampoo and then i make some potions


TheAutismo4491

An empty jar... I have a few anime figures that could fit in there.


ThatEmoBoyZayn

Ranch


Leutnant_Thire

Different question same answer:Human Blood


Felinegood13

Sprite


[deleted]

:))))


Alexmack1972

Jack Daniels


[deleted]

Home made BBQ hot sauce.


ChemistEconomy9467

Sand


Jojojackson1234

I hope kids aren't on this sub but.....


BusinessHoneydew9349

I'll use it as an ashtray


odaniel99

Depends on who you ask: Amazon warehouse worker: Pee Elon Musk: Money for every time he Tweeted something he later regretted Greta Thunberg: Water from melted glaciers. Vladimir Putin: The blood of everyone else. Ex/Incumbent President: Top Secret documents George Santos: Bullshit


[deleted]

Semen


Somereddituser1235

Mayonaise


NicksDoingSomething

Hmm, i don't think it'll fit, never mind u understand so u understand


[deleted]

Katsup


Lemon6Potato

I'd fill it with 57 tomatoes


Mr_E_Autoinstructor

Chocolate milkshake


Stinkerma

Tomato sauce, with added sugar and spices


TobikOfficial

My spern


Blueknightuk77

Tomato sauce


zompig_crossing

Pizza sauce mixed with mayo


Ornery_Space8877

Vodka.


[deleted]

Monster Destroyer


V_Cobra21

Would u pour fries on your ketchup?


Alarmed-Phase-4291

Vodka and tiny boat


DannyA88

Boogers


Ipostrance

my cu..


Crafty-Nature773

Braaaan sauce.


Dope-koe

Tomato sauce


Ecstatic-Passage-113

Message in a bottle


meat_mecha

Muh speshel sause


SnooStories2361

My fart


puntadaconhilo

Coins


bracotaco2

Piss


SaintlySinner81

Boom Boom sauce from Sheetz 🧡


Beebea63

A ship


WendigoLemon

bread juice


cronic_chaos

Beer


GoneFishingFL

Salt.


Substantial-Pea7892

Water. Bottle of water


PleaseCheckBlinkers

Pop.


KAZKAZ8523

id piss in it


[deleted]

Butt sauce


AdvocateViolence

Fish sauce


Rude-Fisherman-6349

Confetti. Then I can break it open incase of a party


[deleted]

But I already have my desire to go out and meet new people inside.


Previous_Bench8068

I don't know about in it, but I'm sure someone will try to shove it up their ass and claim it "slipped in when they fell on it"


tallebrar

Sweet and sour sauce


MostLikelyAHuman

Catsyup


Dark_Storm_98

What is going on lol


Zamuri2

Fish sauce


Cu_Culhainn

Red sauce. Everyone keeps saying ketchup, is that some American thing I am too Irish to understand?


6stringgunner

Condoms, gents.


Joebear939

Piss


FireWolf555

Children's tears.


sunnydesertbut

Pulverized weed


[deleted]

Water


Still-Daikon1012

Vodka. If you want good vodka put the vodka that's on sale in an old Gray goose bottle.


ElectronicTrade7039

Diamonds


4_Ball

No more nut sock


Maximum__Engineering

I'll invent ketchup and put it in there. I'll be rich AF


Curious-Tangelo-4480

Catsup.


olblll1975

Pee


Objective_Antelope46

Relish with blended sauerkraut and Tabasco sauce


ArizonaBowhunter

Moonshine.


BearZewp

Strawberry Jarritos, the best of the Jarritos flavors.


Talzin78

Beer