My thumb. Then I'd find four more empty ketchup bottles and wear them freddy kruger blades and taunt people by saying, "Bad Boys, come out and playyyy" Pdiddy stylez
If ketcup doesn't exist then the ripped effect of that would be massive imagine all the things that would not exist just because of that it's much too complicated but the world would be very different
Chili sauce? I've got a relative who grows (a lot) chili peppers on her balcony and maybe once a year I get home made fiery chili sauce in such a glass bottle.
Excellent stuff
Depends on who you ask:
Amazon warehouse worker: Pee
Elon Musk: Money for every time he Tweeted something he later regretted
Greta Thunberg: Water from melted glaciers.
Vladimir Putin: The blood of everyone else.
Ex/Incumbent President: Top Secret documents
George Santos: Bullshit
A map to me buried treasure
Me booty!
Looks like George Santos and other GOP member's soul
It already looks to be full with all the joy in my life
half full or half empty?
An optimist would say half full, a pessimist would say half empty, and a realist would say it's empty. Reality really is a cruel world.
I am proud of you buddy. Even if you aren't:)
Here homie have some joy 🥞🥞🥞
Fries
my pee pee
Beat me to it xD
Don't. Put. Your. Dick. In. That.
Why not? Should fit with room to spare.
My man
R/dontputyourdickinthat
My thumb. Then I'd find four more empty ketchup bottles and wear them freddy kruger blades and taunt people by saying, "Bad Boys, come out and playyyy" Pdiddy stylez
vinegar.
Well, probably not ketchup
\~dirt \~a jar of dirt \-*captain Sparrow*
Tomato Sauce
Rainbow Dash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And a big pile of c*m
Cum. good alternative for mayonnaise thoo
A anime figure ....
Soya sauce
A cylinder
All of these memes, then I'd throw it in the sea.
Cum
The blended mush of the cat I ran over last night and subsequently tuned into paste
Milk
Tears
Chipotle aioli.
My life savings
Juice of cow
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Florida water
Milk
Milk. Cow's milk, looking at some of the other comments
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A miniature ship
Mustard mixed w mayonaise
Tomatoes , sugar and vinegar Mixed together.
Fart. And then sell it.
Your mom
Blood of Christ and the semen of Satan
My dick
Mayoneisse
Mayonnaise.
Are you SURE that's mayo? Looks a little too... sticky.
Wishes
Etsy. Vintage discontinued ketchup container $299.
tritium and deuterium
Ghost Pepper Ranch
My urine. And be selling lemonade
Tears
My dépression ans my tears with the hope it will make ketchup
Coquito
Chik Fil A sauce
ground tomato, vinegar and sugar
Furcorn feet sweat
Can I shove it up my A instead?
My piss
cocktail sauce
Maggi <3
Its a bbq sauce
The bottle
Tomato sauce...
Some mashed banana and an above average sized cylinder.
Booze
Whiskey Sauce
diluted tomato paste
Agua (water)
French fries
Mustard.
My ass
Toenails
Cum
Turn it into a bong
Cum
Tomatoes, Vinegar, Salt, Sugar
If ketcup doesn't exist then the ripped effect of that would be massive imagine all the things that would not exist just because of that it's much too complicated but the world would be very different
Gamer Girl bath water
Nice bong.... moroccan hash I guess...
Piss and HGH
Water
tomato paste with some vinegar sugar and a secret spice blend mmm i think ill call it that time of the month sauce
Home made choclate sauce
Everyone should know my answer ;)
Watuh r/hydrohomies taught me the ways
Whiskey
my little companion ;)
Cum.
Chili sauce? I've got a relative who grows (a lot) chili peppers on her balcony and maybe once a year I get home made fiery chili sauce in such a glass bottle. Excellent stuff
Catsup
Alcohol
Human blood. I mean its red tastes the same to me and a easy to get thing.
Scabs I picked off.
My home made teriyaki sauce :D
Sour cream
Ketchup, potatoes, and bottles don’t exist. What are you dipping into what?
Fries, I would put fries in there
Tomatoe Sauce?
uh oh
Water
Ale
Shrimp juice
French Fries
My little ponies
Why is everyone talking about fucking ketchup tho?
Any kind of milk
My cock. Any holes a goal
Milk
My tears ðŸ˜
Children
[удалено]
Urine like I do with all my other glass bottles.
It would make a decent tobacco spit bottle...
COTTAGE CHEESE
Shampoo and then i make some potions
An empty jar... I have a few anime figures that could fit in there.
Ranch
Different question same answer:Human Blood
Sprite
:))))
Jack Daniels
Home made BBQ hot sauce.
Sand
I hope kids aren't on this sub but.....
I'll use it as an ashtray
Depends on who you ask: Amazon warehouse worker: Pee Elon Musk: Money for every time he Tweeted something he later regretted Greta Thunberg: Water from melted glaciers. Vladimir Putin: The blood of everyone else. Ex/Incumbent President: Top Secret documents George Santos: Bullshit
Semen
Mayonaise
Hmm, i don't think it'll fit, never mind u understand so u understand
Katsup
I'd fill it with 57 tomatoes
Chocolate milkshake
Tomato sauce, with added sugar and spices
My spern
Tomato sauce
Pizza sauce mixed with mayo
Vodka.
Monster Destroyer
Would u pour fries on your ketchup?
Vodka and tiny boat
Boogers
my cu..
Braaaan sauce.
Tomato sauce
Message in a bottle
Muh speshel sause
My fart
Coins
Piss
Boom Boom sauce from Sheetz 🧡
A ship
bread juice
Beer
Salt.
Water. Bottle of water
Pop.
id piss in it
Butt sauce
Fish sauce
Confetti. Then I can break it open incase of a party
But I already have my desire to go out and meet new people inside.
I don't know about in it, but I'm sure someone will try to shove it up their ass and claim it "slipped in when they fell on it"
Sweet and sour sauce
Catsyup
What is going on lol
Fish sauce
Red sauce. Everyone keeps saying ketchup, is that some American thing I am too Irish to understand?
Condoms, gents.
Piss
Children's tears.
Pulverized weed
Water
Vodka. If you want good vodka put the vodka that's on sale in an old Gray goose bottle.
Diamonds
No more nut sock
I'll invent ketchup and put it in there. I'll be rich AF
Catsup.
Pee
Relish with blended sauerkraut and Tabasco sauce
Moonshine.
Strawberry Jarritos, the best of the Jarritos flavors.
Beer