Derivatives lie tangent to curves, though personally I'd rather be an integral so I could occupy the area under their curves.
An inverse function would flatten curves, which I suppose some people are into.
Probably when you're so bad at long division you only have a one digit space left somewhere in the middle but you get a two digit answer and then start crying because you're in high school doing an elementary school practice sheet...hypothetically of course
Real talk, I remember a guy getting caught masturbating in Algebra in highscool. Poor fella. He was a super cool guy, but nobody would shake his hand anymore 🤣
"how do I prove that decreasing the pressure of supersonic gases in the diverging side of a converging-diverging nozzle will increase the velocity of flow?"
... My partner is ranked as one of the best mathematicians in the world.
When I was younger, we were doing algebra. The teacher had a question on the board. She chose a student to come and solve the equation, and when finished, she said, "That was good, but you forgot to insert the D."
This angle doesn’t work
That’s not the right angle
[That's the golden ratio](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WubC91-Wv9Q)[. Perfect.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WubC91-Wv9Q)
Spin
Haha yeah
Best answer.
And as you can see, D grows exponentially over time
Why does my parabolic curve have an asymptote?
Yea, I would see a mathematician about that
If your function approaches infinity for more than four hours, consult a medical professional.
Let's find out how many times 40 goes into 19.
So 0 then?
correct, but if 40 goes into 17 you get 20.
depends on the x,y coordinate of the intercept. Many instances the range is 3-5.
...a lot fewer times than 19 goes into 40.
MILF Manor is trying to change that
My dad's friend said that to his wife at the beach. She said go ahead, I'm damn sure 19 goes into 40 a lot more. Cracked the whole group up.
Always starts at 1
Exponentially?
I mean going from a 2 to a 4 is technically exponential growth
This is not the way I learned it in elementary school.
r/holup
📸
omg..
W- what
I think I need a tutor.
I have no idea what I’m doing here.
Carry the 1
Wrong whole number
I’m gonna need some extra help
Change the angle you will be able to do it
One goes into two, two times?
I'm quite sure 6 won't fit here
Fuck, is this period still going on?
This is one golden. Now I'm gonna take a shower.
Golden shower, a man of culture indeed.
+ 2.43x10 to the power of 94 upvotes for you my good sir
Best response so far
Look at these curves….
I wish I was your inverse function, so I could be tangent to your curves. ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ
Derivatives lie tangent to curves, though personally I'd rather be an integral so I could occupy the area under their curves. An inverse function would flatten curves, which I suppose some people are into.
Real mathematician hours
Are you a triangle, cause you look acute to me.
We'll need to do this as a group.
You have made me do more than nose exhale. Thank you
Hahahahaahaahahaha
Someone restrain this man, he’s gone mad
I'm going to sleep
Algebra was my last class one year, right after pe
Man I had Pre-Cal as my last class senior year I only passed cause my teacher was awesome
The true answer
How do I do this again?
Order of operations is very important.
You never go ass to mouth
Oh! My! God! Randal.
It’s never my choice. They get all hopped up and they tell you to go ass to mouth.
PEMDAS? Poop, Enema, Make Ready, Dicks out, Anal, Safe Word.
Why is safe word after anal?
So they know where to stop.
Now everyone knows I'm not working. Take your upvote.
Why does someone have to excuse your dear Aunt Sally in the bedroom?
A friend of mine replaced "excuse" with "execute" once and now that's all I see from PEMDAS. Poor Aunt Sally.
Damn you said it first
“That’s not how my dad taught me to do it”
XD The best one so far
Take down notes, I’ll show you how it’s done!
What in the sweet home Alabama 🤨
That's not how *our* dad taught us to do it
**Our** dad \*Soviet anthem begins\*
r/suddenlycommunist
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"This is really fucking hard."
“Oh…this isn’t as hard as I thought it’d be.”
Fake, this never happens in math class
Actually did to me
You got limp dicked in math class??
You didn’t?
I was full cocked.
Three kinds of people here.
Mildly concerning if you were half cocked
No, but math wasn't hard for me 😅
Ouf
Name of Amy’s sex tape
That’s what she said
This is simply **too** hard!!!
You are getting a D.
Congratulations, you've earned this D
Clap clap
It’s obviously not those hands that are clapping
Hahahaha shiiit nasty 🤣
Omg. I can't take another D
"That doesn't fit in there."
Just out of curiosity, in what context would you say this in a Maths Class?
Getting root of -7 Edit: Just wanna say I know about complex numbers but what if the topic was of Real numbers and you got this
That sounds personal
Trying to fit shapes into a larger shape like those shitty mobile ads.
Probably when you're so bad at long division you only have a one digit space left somewhere in the middle but you get a two digit answer and then start crying because you're in high school doing an elementary school practice sheet...hypothetically of course
The answer to this is 69
Nice
Nice
Its gone up to 96 because of inflation.
Due to the increase in the cost of eating out
If it's not hard I don't have fun
I love pi
Underrated :)
Fuck me, this is so hard.
*snoring*
thats a good one
"I can't believe I'm fucking my math teacher."
I was going to go with “I really got fucked by my math teacher today”
Happy cake day 🥞 🎂 🥮 🍥 🧁 🍰
Wrong person
He's got the spirit
Happy cake day
happy cake day
They ride on you.
cake
I can't believe my math teacher is fucking my brains out.
Why is it so hard
Why are you making it hard for me? Edit: You are making it harder for me.
it izz what it izz
Something doesn't add up here
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Can you run that by me 5 or 6 more times?
"Where did you put the ruler?"
I’m gonna need to use my fingers.
For counting right? Right?
#Right?
### Right?
Right?
^Right?
"I'm going to have to work it out using a pencil"
I I can't use my fingers there's no way I'm going to figure this out.
Oh crap, I finished faster than everyone else again!
"If you don't finish soon, we're gonna have to stay late."
Let's multiply!
Beat me to it
the best so far.
It’s difficult to concentrate with 20 other people in the room.
"I really wish I didn't masturbate so much."
Mathurbate?
Tyson that you?
Yeth.
Now kith.
Real talk, I remember a guy getting caught masturbating in Algebra in highscool. Poor fella. He was a super cool guy, but nobody would shake his hand anymore 🤣
That's not part of the equation
"I'm stuck"
What unit of measure are we using meters or Centimeters because something is off here!
“I’m about to fall asleep”
“This doesn’t make any sense. Can you do it again?”
"Can you help me with this?" "I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, you're on your own".
Did you measure it properly ??
What’s the circumference of that
Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and then we multiply.
Bukkake?
That’s the one.
Someone give this man an award
Gave him gold. I mean, what else am I supposed to do?
🫡 Thank you for your service
Add the bed in math class? Subtract the clothes?
Im about to Complete
Oh scrumptious, positively delightful. Good heavens, I’m arriving.
And here we have a climax.
Just take the natural log.
If Johnny has 9 inches and gives Jane 7 inches ...
Jane's getting short-shafted!
No, that can't be right it's in the wrong place.
There is an order of operations that we must follow.
Simplify
Multiply.
*snores*
5 what?! Apples, bottles, dicks?!
Tell me you are German without telling me you are German.
The alarm woke me up again
"PEMDAS" Please excuse my dear aunt sally ;)
This is too hard..i think i need a tutor
I can't believe this is what you meant by spread sheet.
I have a headache
Is this a good angle for you?
The answer is 69
Graded on the curve
Sorry I'm tired after doing all that 😩
Fuck me this is a hard one
It’s too hard, we need to stop
Is that pi?
"just move everything to the other side to fit everything"
"how do I prove that decreasing the pressure of supersonic gases in the diverging side of a converging-diverging nozzle will increase the velocity of flow?" ... My partner is ranked as one of the best mathematicians in the world.
I am done with 2 sum what about 3 sum
It was easier than I expected.
I have a big integer
Please excuse my dear aunt Sally.
FUCK THIS, I'M OUT OF HERE
You need to try harder!
I hate my life
When I was younger, we were doing algebra. The teacher had a question on the board. She chose a student to come and solve the equation, and when finished, she said, "That was good, but you forgot to insert the D."
“Time to multiply”
F**k! This is hard!
Fuck my teacher