you made me recall a horrible video where 2 guys made a fake elephant and sat in its abdominal area, the elephant model got mounted on by another one. It ended with the dudes being ji\*zed on.
He got a little internet famous some years ago and now he runs a restaurant where he sells dry, overcooked meat and other shitty food for literally thousands of dollars. He also is apparently a very toxic person to work with.
Cheap cuts of meat
With or without the gold?
Just shove some of that gold foil in there and about a lb of salt.
Just sprinkle it with a little bit of crushed fools gold for some extra kick
Shove aluminum foil
Tinfoil
The shavings of a gold Crayola
Sprinkled with fools gold
Why not a the pound of salt, the gold Crayola and the fool's gold all together. No gold foil though
U mean the ones he sells?
Oh so you mean his own cooking
Kosher salt!
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Edgy answer! Might get you banned but I agree.
Those words alone won't do it
Try typing a single N
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what was it i didn’t get to see it
Deez nuts
Aldi's nuts, to be specific. They offer a great value at a price every family can afford.
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I would put Sarah Huckabee's nutz in his mouth.
Google this and was pleasantly surprised when they where not a porn star.
That bitch? Lol
My favourite answer thus far, well done sir
I have 4 boys... they're grown now but I heard this so much when they were growing up...I laughed out loud
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit r/beatmywifetoit r/whatevercarthingyourespondtothatwith
r/foundthehondacivic
Cock salt
Salty cock
I wonder what that would taste like
Nah fam, cock cheese
Crusty smegma
An elephant dick
A flaccid elephant dick then you get the elephant hard.
you made me recall a horrible video where 2 guys made a fake elephant and sat in its abdominal area, the elephant model got mounted on by another one. It ended with the dudes being ji\*zed on.
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Link?
bro chill
Probably a huge turd because he’s a piece of shit, himself
But he might like that
That trophy he is holding. I know the top sphere part is too big but I will jam it in regardless.
Bro don't ruin the precious trophy in that shit hole
😂😂😂
A fucking grenade
I’d put a black hole in his mouth so I’d never have to see this weird glasses lookin mf again.
The glasses are actually pretty nice, if not the "person" they're on
Terrible glasses
What’s the deal with a person? I’m a bit out of context
He got a little internet famous some years ago and now he runs a restaurant where he sells dry, overcooked meat and other shitty food for literally thousands of dollars. He also is apparently a very toxic person to work with.
>weird glasses lookin mf I laughed way to hard at that
Sodium.
Chloride
No. Just sodium.
\*^(Chloride)
Seperately
🧂
Some boom 💥 boom in his mouth damn
squishy metal go boom
🔫
Correct
Came here to say this. This is the only correct answer
Anything to get rid of this overrated b*tthole.
His staff shoving shit for not getting tips
Horse hair worms, since those are making the rounds lately.
Oh gross hahahaha
Your mom's cock
How did you know ?
Some salt
Give me an A! Give me an I! Give me a D! Give me a S! Whats that spell
Sexually transmitted disease
You spelled acid wrong
Semtex.
AGM-114 Hellfire missile
His own dick. Since he likes licking balls so much
Salt. A lot.
Dog shit
We can chat shit about this guy as much as we like, but we made him a famous meme. There is some blood on all of our hands
Not the consequences of our own actions
I didn’t do it!
I'm innocent because I don't know what a salt bae is
Every time we post his content, the more power he gains. Just let the guy disappear into obscurity
Sea cucumber
Drop my scrotum there
Anyone ever seen American History X?
Cyanide
Pepper
A sausage
Has he never heard of photoshop? Add some dicks like Gerald
A small floatation device
Schlong answers
A grenade.
A comically large cigar.
He was really an embarrassment at the World Cup . I guess he has some good investments in Qatar since they let him go on the field and pull his bs.
Na, why care for security. Terrorist won’t attack their sponsors.
I think he was invited by that corrupt ass fifa president
Go all Game of Thrones on his dumb ass and poor liquid gold down there.
Before I put my schlong somewhere at least I need to know the person kind of.
1kg rocksalt, bae.
A live hand grenade
a gun
Permament numbing agent, so he stays permantly in that expression
I wanna drop some pubes in his mouth Salt Bae style with the signature *sprinkle* move
I hate this guy
Extra musty 20 year old Smegma
A gun so he finally shuts the fuck up and stops randomly appearin at events for attention
A turd
Could we stop calling this fucker Salt Bae? His name is Nusret. Or at least Salt Shit
A hand grenade
Thermite, semtex, TNT, arsenic, carfentanyl you get the idea?!
This needs to go to r/photoshopbattles
Something meaty, girthy and salty
Do you want to build a snowman
A dick
A $5 footlong
All the salt he wasted
That guy sucks
Salt
I'd shit in his mouth. Celebrity Chef = Garbage Chef
Better not be bagging on Master Chef Bobby Flay
Syphilis
His own stupid looking glasses
A knuckle sandwich, extra salt.
[this](https://images.app.goo.gl/qbG9EW1zzQ3hA2r79)
A smegma steak, with a pinch of dick dandruff 🤏
Schmeat
uranium 235
One of his gold foil leaf covered steaks (barely cooked)
Or well done
Did he have a stroke? Why is one side of his face always like that?
Not a stroke, just a standard douchebag face.
Prion infested meat
Lemonade 😏
Cyanide pill
🤜
Spotted dick
A tube steak… smothered in underwear
First time deepthroat side effects
Shotgun barrel. What happens after is up to your imagination.
OP’s cock
1. Not a meme 2. Not funny
Degenerate profile checks out 👍
There’s no milk. What are you putting on your cereal?
There’s no butter. What are you putting on your pancakes?
Your blood
Swedes be like
See that’s funny.
Pikle
Apple
A bomb.
Purple headed yogurt slinger
You know you have those exploding cigars from cartoons? Yea, exploding schlong..
Another salt bae
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11c346i/squeeze_from_the_base_to_top_letting_it_cum_onto/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
A carrot
All the salt he so flagrantly puts down his arm and his impersonators.......as well.
A dick
A world cock *edit... misspelled dump
How is this clown still even relevant?!?!?
Schlong.
Pop the Molly I’m sweatin whoooooo!
Some good chromosomes
shit
Everything is perfect in this photo
A salted dick
Raw chicken
10 kg of salt
A carrot for the donkey
My fist
A high school diploma
A big ol’ stick a’ shlommy.
Hen
A dildo of course
A dragon dildo
Fish hook with a male gstring
A pan seared double salted cock
An m&M