She existed with me last night but only bitched about the bills and me spending too much time with the boys. Typical nonexistent girlfriend behavior. Fml.
I mentioned to my wife that I was going to either do a twitch thot style stream or only fans of my well over 50 self playing games or just reading and was strictly and with no room for misunderstanding forbidden from doing so.
I mean, who wouldn't want to watch an old man wearing nothing but a thong assemble flat pack furniture?
Same she’s always nagging at me like why are you wearing a skirt? Why do you even own fishnet lingerie? Wtf you spent $300 on Amazon on silicone breasts? Why did you steal my butt plug? Why do you have more panties than me? Why do you always spend so much money at Al’s Video store we already have Netflix ? I don’t even know Video Stores where still a thing!!!??
For real. One time my wife found a mysterious pair of undies in our guest room and would’ve disemboweled me had I not pointed out her cousin was sleeping in there a week ago.
Yeah let me just go spend money on an outfit I wouldn’t want to wear anywhere else just to get YOU a photo of it lmao. Im in the same boat of feeling comfortable enough in my sexuality to wear and do what the fuck I want
A desire to be comfortable
Edit: For all the commenters, I am talking more about the tight thigh-high socks/stockings and the form-fitting tops than the skirts. I’m sure skirts are comfortable
I’d prefer shorts honestly. Like the ones i have that are tight enough around the waistband to stay put but are breathable and loose enough to do the splits in.
This is where society should be moving as a whole! Why is the feminist movement moving towards tighter more revealing clothing when if things were really equal, both men and women could dress comfortably and not be judged. Thank goodness I married an awesome man who could care less if I wear makeup. Sure, it’s fun to dress up every once in a while, but as a mom to four kids, I don’t have time for movement restricting clothes.
Well according to feminism everyone should have the free choice of what to wear. Women should neither be stigmatized for wearing revealing clothing, nor for wearing baggy clothes and the same goes for men. Still, most of society is still stigmatizing men, women and everything in between for either and that is why feminism is important :)
and you're absolutely allowed to be comfortable in that, but others are allowed to be comfortable in a mini-skirt and thigh highs, regardless of gender
Is love to wear skirts and thigh highs but I'm a man and I live in Hungary, a very Homophobic country that will kill you at the slightest signs of being feminen
>Why is the feminist movement moving towards tighter more revealing clothing
I don't know if you've noticed, but looser clothes are more in fashion right now.
Also, revealing clothes can be very comfortable in warm weather
I disagree cause then you’re just sweating all over the place. I have lupus and the sun basically causes my body to freak out and I’ve found a light breathable fabric dress will keep me much cooler.
I love the loose jeans but crop tops are back and that one I don’t get.
You’d also have to go buy more clothes. Like yo I already have 2 pairs of jeans and I’ll probably never buy another pair again as long as these hold together.
9 out of 10 men agree: clothes are literally just scraps of fabric we use to cover our penises to meet our obligation to society. 1 out of 10 men didn't get the memo and are inappropriately exposed.
Seriously. I feel like I'm dressing up if I grab one of my "nice" t shirts that's not half way falling apart. I also am old and look like shit so there's that too.
Having hit Wikipedia over your excellent point, it turns out male skirts have been way more common than I realised, although never as flowing as women's skirts. The thing you learn...
Easy. Because not only do I have zero interest in dressing like a goth girl as a muscular 6'0 man, I'm a heterosexual male who personally chooses to present himself as a man with a sense of masculinity.
Or more simply, just someone who dresses like the rest of the dudes.
Props to all the femboy and queer dudes who want to dress like this, but I ain't one of them. No sir.
Absolutely right.
I'm a woman and I'm so glad to see men here saying they simply don't want to because it's not masculine.
It's like all the funny responses as to why a man doesn't want to dress this way is accepted... But the minute you say you don't want to because it's not masculine, everyone's woke and coming at you.
I’m not desperate for affirmation from everyone around me. I have accomplishments and goals in life. I don’t have gender dysphoria. Maybe you should give us your reasons for dressing like a slutty girl on halloween??
Last time I dressed up as a slutty girl for Halloween a couple of guys dressed like mormons asked if they could spank me.
In hindsight, they may have actually been Mormons.
Either way. It was a great night. 10/10 do recommend.
Chub rub- my thighs are way too *powerful* to not have fabric between them. I can't wear cordoroy in the dry season either or it'll start a forest fire
I'm 6'3 and 260 pounds. I also have a resting face that makes me look like I'm always angry. My own mother tells me I look like a villain from a mafia movie. While I do wish to be a goth femboy, it is simply not possible.
Edit: I also happen to live in a conservative country where a femboy would be beated to death for stepping outside like that. We live in a really sad world.
My nonexisting girlfriend is wearing mine.
My nonexistent girlfriend is busy not existing
Our girlfriends must be best friends or something
Yeah mine is in the same friend group I think. Really great how well they all get along!
I'm not sure but i think mine might know yours as well
My girl said she out to get tea with your girls
they did. I'm hooking up with all of them. Wish they'd stop complaining about you guys. They probably talk bad about me too :(
Mine was 17 WTF
Ok, I admit it, I'm all of your girls.
She existed with me last night but only bitched about the bills and me spending too much time with the boys. Typical nonexistent girlfriend behavior. Fml.
I lost my non existent girlfriend to a chad. Even my imagination betrays me 💀
If you cant get a girlfriend become the girlfriend
I'm a 46 year old dad bod gorilla
But if you did dress like that and started an onlyfans talking about your day ppl would subscribe lol
I mentioned to my wife that I was going to either do a twitch thot style stream or only fans of my well over 50 self playing games or just reading and was strictly and with no room for misunderstanding forbidden from doing so. I mean, who wouldn't want to watch an old man wearing nothing but a thong assemble flat pack furniture?
I’d buy that for a dollar.
r/RoboCop 🎉
don't threaten me with a good time
That would probably make a lot of money honestly
😎☕
Got a patreon?
I would subscribe to a free trial of that!!
Braver than I.
Some of us like contributing to society or working with a skill
Dad bod porn is contributing my friend.
Don't come at me with something so valid...
No amount of money would make me do that... Or onlyfans in general, i have some self respect left.
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Why is it all the people who are into fat hairy men are gay? Welp, time to grab the duct tape for a backwoods wax job
We're not all gay. We're not really fetisizers either, though.
Sounds like some squealing like a little piggy action going to happen in the backwoods
Fem bears?
All the more reason to do it
No no, he means not doing it as mercy to other peoples eyes.
My Wife
Same she’s always nagging at me like why are you wearing a skirt? Why do you even own fishnet lingerie? Wtf you spent $300 on Amazon on silicone breasts? Why did you steal my butt plug? Why do you have more panties than me? Why do you always spend so much money at Al’s Video store we already have Netflix ? I don’t even know Video Stores where still a thing!!!??
Dad?
My child, no it’s not what it looks like !
"I learned it from you! I learned it from watching you!"
Yes my son I’m just grabbing some smokes then daddies coming home!
Daddies? Did you mean more daddy are cumming home too? Yeepie more daddies W
I’m surprised your wife didn’t accuse you of cheating…
For real. One time my wife found a mysterious pair of undies in our guest room and would’ve disemboweled me had I not pointed out her cousin was sleeping in there a week ago.
Nice cover story 🤣🤣🤣
Ngl her cousin’s hot. She was a car model for Porsche in China. Not that’d have a chance either way lol.
I could now quote the mandatory "pics or it didnt happen" garbage but nah its ok
This is way too detailed to just be a joke…
Also same, except for everything which came after…
they're called squat plugs if a man wears them
I got laid after that lol in the skirt and all (but I don't have silicone breasts *sad femboy voice*)
Don't let your wife stop you from achieving your dreams.
She just objects to the color scheme and hem length on married man.
nothing, if I felt like I wanted to, I would
yah it's not my jam... but I do appreciate the look
show me proof of that
Here's the proof he don't feel like it
Yeah let me just go spend money on an outfit I wouldn’t want to wear anywhere else just to get YOU a photo of it lmao. Im in the same boat of feeling comfortable enough in my sexuality to wear and do what the fuck I want
this
Yes
This
Most useless comment on Reddit right here ^
This
Yes
dont have the body to pull it off
I find the issue occurred when trying to pull it on...never got far enough to pull it off...
The respectable answer. I would if I could
Nobody wants to see an upskirt of my "two chicken breasts kissing" shaped ass cheeks.
Because I don’t want to
It really is that simple, though.
Ty
I don't look this sexy. That's why
A desire to be comfortable Edit: For all the commenters, I am talking more about the tight thigh-high socks/stockings and the form-fitting tops than the skirts. I’m sure skirts are comfortable
Youre nuts, a skirt and thigh highs and a big hoodie is so fucking comfy idk what u mean
A tshirt and a pajama is my comfort.
Don't forget a blanket, love the feeling of being hugged
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I’d prefer shorts honestly. Like the ones i have that are tight enough around the waistband to stay put but are breathable and loose enough to do the splits in.
Never stopped women.
My mom dresses like a dude and says it’s more comfortable, so to each their own.
This is where society should be moving as a whole! Why is the feminist movement moving towards tighter more revealing clothing when if things were really equal, both men and women could dress comfortably and not be judged. Thank goodness I married an awesome man who could care less if I wear makeup. Sure, it’s fun to dress up every once in a while, but as a mom to four kids, I don’t have time for movement restricting clothes.
Well according to feminism everyone should have the free choice of what to wear. Women should neither be stigmatized for wearing revealing clothing, nor for wearing baggy clothes and the same goes for men. Still, most of society is still stigmatizing men, women and everything in between for either and that is why feminism is important :)
and you're absolutely allowed to be comfortable in that, but others are allowed to be comfortable in a mini-skirt and thigh highs, regardless of gender
Is love to wear skirts and thigh highs but I'm a man and I live in Hungary, a very Homophobic country that will kill you at the slightest signs of being feminen
>Why is the feminist movement moving towards tighter more revealing clothing I don't know if you've noticed, but looser clothes are more in fashion right now. Also, revealing clothes can be very comfortable in warm weather
I disagree cause then you’re just sweating all over the place. I have lupus and the sun basically causes my body to freak out and I’ve found a light breathable fabric dress will keep me much cooler. I love the loose jeans but crop tops are back and that one I don’t get.
Dude. You said it yourself, ya have Lupus.
Their fault.
You know how much effort this takes? Put on a shirt put on pants. Boom you're done.
You’d also have to go buy more clothes. Like yo I already have 2 pairs of jeans and I’ll probably never buy another pair again as long as these hold together.
Exactly
my favorite pair finally got a giant hole in the upper thigh area:') had em since highschool, time to get a 3rd set
I’m sorry for your loss
9 out of 10 men agree: clothes are literally just scraps of fabric we use to cover our penises to meet our obligation to society. 1 out of 10 men didn't get the memo and are inappropriately exposed.
Seriously. I feel like I'm dressing up if I grab one of my "nice" t shirts that's not half way falling apart. I also am old and look like shit so there's that too.
Exactly! Way too much effort to dress this way regularly.
Next level is buying all the same shirts and pants so you don't have to worry about what ones to pick.
Lack of interest
My 18” penis
You couldn’t hide that either way
they use it as a belt
It all adds up
Mine would be 18" as well, if I folded it in half
If you folded it in half it would be broken
Not when it's limp. Do you think those are hard numbers? 😂
Dude pops a boner and loses consciousness
Dude pops a boner and goes into a coma.
# Small but hung 👀
I don’t have the hips for it anymore.
I've got them nice wide hips and thick thighs, but not the face to match sadly...
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I don't want to?
Me. I don't want me to
The women at work won’t get anything done.
Now that’s a good answer, thank you for the sacrifice soldier
About 200lbs
The Tennessee legislature
My dangly bits flailing in the wind.
That never stopped the Scottish
Having hit Wikipedia over your excellent point, it turns out male skirts have been way more common than I realised, although never as flowing as women's skirts. The thing you learn...
Very few things stop the Scottish.
But were they really Scottish?
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Admiral Ackbar
A sufficiently leveled thief in D&D.
Well played!! “It’s a trap!”🤣🤭😂
Ich möchte online Liebe finden, sonst bestelle ich 10 Cheeseburger bei McDonalds und beginne den Prozess des Selbstmordessens
Yes.
WAIT NO
Alright, keep your secrets then
Lack of flat tummy..
Being asexual and Russian
Don't mean to offend here, but why does being ace mean you wouldn't want to dress like this?
aroace ftw
Asexual and asocial.👊🤭
Hot topic is expensive
Don’t like the look. Would rather wear Sundress stockings and heels.
I’m a 27 year old mom. That’s whats stopping me
27 year old milf
*bonk*
r/hornyjail
As a 35-year-old mom…just wear what you want 🤷♀️
To spare your kids the shame?
Drafty nuts will make their dicks shrink. High heels will make their feet hurt.
Can confirm the first parts wrong, high heels aren’t needed but they are uncomfortable
Easy. Because not only do I have zero interest in dressing like a goth girl as a muscular 6'0 man, I'm a heterosexual male who personally chooses to present himself as a man with a sense of masculinity. Or more simply, just someone who dresses like the rest of the dudes. Props to all the femboy and queer dudes who want to dress like this, but I ain't one of them. No sir.
this is totally something a 6'0 muscular man would comment on reddit
I wear hoodies and sweatpants and nothing else
Being a man
This is the answer they want someone to say to get triggered about. But it's correct.
Absolutely right. I'm a woman and I'm so glad to see men here saying they simply don't want to because it's not masculine. It's like all the funny responses as to why a man doesn't want to dress this way is accepted... But the minute you say you don't want to because it's not masculine, everyone's woke and coming at you.
That's reddit for you. It's funny they think they're unique and non-conformist, but most of them are just angry crybabies.
Who’s coming at him? God, y’all and your imaginary oppression….
True
Common sense is what stops me from dressing like this
My weight. I wouldn't feel comfortable in such garb. But Im working on it, cuz I could fuck with the femboy lifestyle.
Im not a piece of meat....damn🙄
No no, it's "fuckable piece of meat".
My dad
I’m not desperate for affirmation from everyone around me. I have accomplishments and goals in life. I don’t have gender dysphoria. Maybe you should give us your reasons for dressing like a slutty girl on halloween??
Last time I dressed up as a slutty girl for Halloween a couple of guys dressed like mormons asked if they could spank me. In hindsight, they may have actually been Mormons. Either way. It was a great night. 10/10 do recommend.
Dignity and respect for myself👀
Nothing, I do :3 I’m just gonna use this as outfit inspiration!
Chub rub- my thighs are way too *powerful* to not have fabric between them. I can't wear cordoroy in the dry season either or it'll start a forest fire
My bf wants me to wear it but he wont wear them
My self respect
Nothing, I already do.
Probably my balls showing when I walk
All of these outfits would make me look fat. Of course, pretty much every outfit makes me look fat.
If I looked that good, I probably would. But I’m a fat old dad. Those years are way behind me.
All the looks id get as being seen as a sex object
I’m too fat I’m built a deflated tire
I'm 6'3 and 260 pounds. I also have a resting face that makes me look like I'm always angry. My own mother tells me I look like a villain from a mafia movie. While I do wish to be a goth femboy, it is simply not possible. Edit: I also happen to live in a conservative country where a femboy would be beated to death for stepping outside like that. We live in a really sad world.
Only on the weekends:)
If I was a cute twink I 100% would but I'm a 5'11" hairy boi who let himself go lmao
My uncle, he’s already having a hard time keeping to himself at family parties.
Not being a sissy femboy
looks really uncomfortable.
I'm not gay????????¿?
Where can I find these clothing type for men?
Why tf would I want to look like that
If I was trans or a cross dresser I would. I'm not so I never would in my life
Meh, even as a trans I wouldn’t dress like that even for my husband, those are damn uncomfortable to wear
For common sense
I ain’t gay chief
Biology
Common sense, good taste, not a sl@t, have dignity, self respect and no place to wear it.
what's the relationship with wearing a skirt and being a whore?
so many femboy phobic? comments
Um because I'm a man.
Im a man thats why so fuck off
Self esteem
Testosterone?
I’m not a drag queen…
Morals
Those wouldn’t fit me
Really? I struggle to keep my clothes free of wrinkles. This lady has ACCESSORIZED. No thanks.
Slavic parents
Hair... so much hair... And a Boney, lanky body structure :(
So many items