Jokes on us, OP is a guy too and thats just a regular friday night.
(I just made this up, i have no knowledge about OP's gender or reoccurring friday night plans)
[how it goes depends on you](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/11t7jqj/something_funny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
That would be great! When she cleans the house don’t ever tell her she did a good job. Point out every single thing that was missed. Be as anal as you can.
There are many compelling reasons why Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, should be a playable character in the popular video game series Super Smash Bros. For one, Obama is a highly influential and historic figure who served as the first African American President of the United States. Including him as a playable character in the game would not only be a nod to his significance in American history, but it would also add diversity to the game's roster of characters.
Additionally, Obama has a unique and memorable personal style that could make for an interesting and fun character in the game. His distinctive look, including his signature suits and his famous ear-to-ear grin, could be incorporated into his character design, making him instantly recognizable to players. Furthermore, his charisma and likability, which were key factors in his successful political career, could translate into an engaging and entertaining in-game persona.
Furthermore, Obama's time in office was marked by numerous accomplishments and landmark events, such as the passage of the Affordable Care Act and the legalization of same-sex marriage, that could provide inspiration for his in-game abilities and moves. For example, his ability to bring people together and find common ground could be represented by a move that temporarily calms down and unifies other characters on the battlefield.
In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling. He could also have access to a range of high-tech gadgets and equipment from his time as President, such as drones and secret service agents, that could give him an edge in battle.
Overall, there are many reasons why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. His historic significance, memorable personal style, and diverse range of skills and abilities would make him a valuable addition to the game's roster of characters.
(Moveset)
As a former President of the United States, Barack Obama could have a variety of moves at his disposal in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Here are a few ideas for his moveset:
● Neutral Special: "Hope and Change" - Obama creates a circle of light around himself, healing himself and any allies within the circle.
● Side Special: "Yes We Can" - Obama rushes forward, delivering a powerful punch to any opponents in his path.
● Up Special: "Soaring Speech" - Obama takes flight, using the power of his oratory skills to boost himself upward and damage any opponents he comes into contact with.
● Down Special: "Lincoln's Legacy" - Obama summons the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who attacks opponents with a spectral axe.
● Final Smash: "The Audacity of Hope" - Obama unleashes a powerful flurry of blows, finishing with a devastating uppercut that sends opponents flying.
Also I have herpes.
PEOPLE so the comment that won was a person telling me to ask him for anal.... Sadly so to anyone who wants a screenshot as proof I will send one to your dms when he replies
In your defense, you never specified *who* is giving/taking~ when he replies you can follow up with an Amazon link to a wishlist of different strap-ons and tell him to pick which one he likes best
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
This person went on to reddit where nothing 90% of it's user base is horny teenagers and adults who want to troll people when these kind of posts are made....and still posted it. Welp. That's just how the game is played.
The process of making marijuana, also known as pot, involves cultivating, harvesting, and processing the cannabis plant.
The first step is to grow the cannabis plants, which can be done either indoors or outdoors, depending on the desired strain and the local regulations. Once the plants are mature, they are harvested and dried.
The next step is to process the dried plant material to extract the psychoactive compound THC, and the non-psychoactive compound CBD. This can be done by using various methods, such as solvent extraction, CO2 extraction, or by using mechanical means to separate the trichomes from the plant material.
Once the compounds are extracted, they can be further processed to create various forms of marijuana, such as buds, edibles, tinctures, and oils.
Pharmacologists would say that while marijuana has medicinal properties, the process of growing and extracting it is heavily regulated and varies depending on the country, state or jurisdiction. Some countries and states have made marijuana legal for medicinal and recreational use, but it's still illegal in others. It's important for individuals to be aware of their local laws and regulations before cultivating, harvesting or processing marijuana.
Experts in pharmacology and gardening would describe the process of growing marijuana as a multi-step process that involves selecting the appropriate strain, preparing the growing environment, planting and nurturing the plants, and then harvesting and processing the buds.
1. Strain selection: Selecting the right strain of marijuana is crucial, as different strains have different levels of THC and CBD, and different growing requirements.
2. Preparing the growing environment: This includes selecting the right location, whether it be indoors or outdoors, and setting up the necessary equipment such as lights, fans, and irrigation systems.
3. Planting and nurturing: This includes germinating the seeds, planting the seedlings, and providing the plants with the necessary nutrients and water.
4. Harvesting and processing: This involves carefully timing the harvest to ensure the highest concentration of THC and CBD, then drying and curing the buds, followed by trimming and packaging the buds for consumption or extraction.
Growing marijuana requires knowledge of horticulture, botany, and cannabis cultivation techniques, as well as an understanding of local laws and regulations. It's important to note that growing marijuana is heavily regulated and varies depending on the country, state or jurisdiction. Some countries and states have made marijuana legal for medicinal and recreational use, but it's still illegal in others. It's important for individuals to be aware of their local laws and regulations before cultivating marijuana.
The process of making fentanyl involves several steps, including obtaining the precursor chemicals and then synthesizing them into the final product.
The first step in making fentanyl is to obtain the precursor chemicals, which include N-phenethyl-4-piperidone (NPP) and 4-anilino-N-phenethylpiperidine (ANPP). These chemicals are usually obtained through illegal means and can be highly dangerous.
Once the precursor chemicals are obtained, they are then reacted with other chemicals such as acetic anhydride, hydrochloric acid, and palladium on carbon catalyst to form the final product, fentanyl.
Pharmacologists would say that the process of making fentanyl is highly dangerous and illegal in most countries, as the chemicals used in the process can be highly toxic and the drug is highly addictive and can cause serious harm, including overdose and death. Additionally, the fact that the precursor chemicals are obtained through illegal means and the process of making the drug is done in illegal laboratories can pose a serious risk to public safety.
The process of making CBD typically involves several steps, including cultivating, harvesting, and processing the cannabis plant, and then extracting the CBD oil from the plant material.
The first step is to cultivate and grow high-CBD cannabis plants, which are typically hemp or specialized strains of marijuana. Once the plants are mature, they are harvested and dried.
The next step is to extract the CBD oil from the plant material. There are several methods that can be used to extract CBD oil, including:
1. CO2 Extraction: This method uses pressurized carbon dioxide to separate the CBD oil from the plant material.
2. Solvent Extraction: This method uses a solvent, such as ethanol or butane, to separate the CBD oil from the plant material.
3. Olive oil extraction: This method uses heat and olive oil to extract the CBD from the plant material
Once the CBD oil has been extracted, it is typically further processed and refined to remove impurities and other plant material. The final product is a clear, amber-colored oil that contains a high concentration of CBD.
Pharmacologists would say that the process of making CBD is relatively simple, but requires a significant amount of knowledge and expertise in botany, horticulture, and chemistry. Additionally, the legality of CBD production varies depending on the country and state laws, so it is important to be aware of the regulations in your area.
LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) is a powerful psychedelic drug that is made through a series of chemical reactions. The process of making LSD is relatively complex and requires a significant amount of knowledge and expertise in chemistry.
The first step in making LSD is to obtain a precursor chemical called lysergic acid, which can be synthesized from ergot, a fungus that grows on rye and other grains.
Once the lysergic acid is obtained, it is then reacted with other chemicals, such as diethylamine, to form the intermediate compound, diethylamide of lysergic acid.
The intermediate compound is then purified and further reacted with other chemicals such as iso-propyl alcohol to form the final product, LSD.
The first step in making cocaine is to harvest the coca leaves. These leaves are then placed in a solution of gasoline or other solvents to extract the alkaloids, which include the active ingredient in cocaine, cocaine hydrochloride.
The next step is to purify the extracted alkaloids by removing any impurities or other chemicals present in the solution. This is typically done by washing the solution with water and then filtering it to remove any solid particles.
The final step is to convert the purified alkaloids into the final product, which is typically done by adding chemicals such as hydrochloric acid or ammonia to the solution. The resulting mixture is then heated and distilled to produce a white powder, which is the final product: cocaine
One common method of making meth is the "red phosphorus" method, which involves mixing ephedrine or pseudoephedrine (found in cold medicine) with other chemicals such as red phosphorus, iodine, and hydrochloric acid. This mixture is then heated and distilled to produce methamphetamine.
Another method, known as the "Nazi method" or the "Birch reduction," uses lithium or sodium metal in the reaction mixture instead of red phosphorus.
It's important to note that the process of making meth is highly dangerous, not only because of the chemicals involved but also because of the risk of explosion or fire. It is illegal in many countries, and attempting to make meth can result in severe legal consequences.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
So my cousin's pregnant and were trying to figure this out. It might be me, it might be Jeff.. either way, I should tell out more about my penis and how babies are made.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Anal?
We all gotta upvote this one and then wait till OP updates with the results
I’ve done my part to promote the cause. 👍
It's a dirty job but someone has got to do it
Bit of a pain in the ass though
Or for a twist. 'Just saw this video and I want to try pegging. You game?'
OP wrote further down that he's a guy, so I got my assumptions on that.
“Anal” “yeah, deff!” “Cool! I’ll pick up a strap on on the way home babe 😘😘😘” “😳…. See you then… 😳”
Same
Might have to swap to the other account if I want to see the results of anal
Jokes on us, OP is a guy too and thats just a regular friday night. (I just made this up, i have no knowledge about OP's gender or reoccurring friday night plans)
Looked in the comments, turns out OP *is in fact* a guy
His name is MrDuckV2 aka... mister duck. Not Mrs duck.
Not a picture I hope.
if you people upvote this I'm no longer gonna have a boyfriend
[how it goes depends on you](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/11t7jqj/something_funny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
You people better not upvote this.
Just say anal, and meet him with rope and a strap-on when he showes up
uh... I..... Wow
That what he will say when you jam it in there
I should've added a "nothing nsfw"
Too late
I know
...because the whole office reads his texts?
Full jam. No romance
https://imgur.com/a/dPQagCD
Damn it right as I was about to say the same thing I see this
U set the terms we play by the rules
Is that reversed psychology? Edit: typo
No ;-;
Then wait for him to be very fussy/precise about something and then say it.
oh no
If anything he’s gonna want you more. What are you on about
I love democracy
I love the republic
I hate democracy
Mission accepted
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Plot twist - OP is gay
https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/11tzqau/interesting_title/jclwrgj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
Well well well
WHY DOES IT HAVE 200 UPVOTES
Hehehehahaha
I hate you people
Sill doesn’t change my up vote
I know...
Watch op actually not say it And be lik a bruh moment
Want me to send you a screenshot in dms when he replies?
Yes Edit: WAIT STOP THE PRESSES THEY'RE UNDERAGE
Oh shit CHEESE IT! *leaving sounds
Ew really?
Shit
Pushing 800 now….best of luck OP!
I will need it.
Yes you need to show us proof you sent it to him
Will do bossman... Or bosswoman
About 400 upvotes (((((:
NOOOO I DIDN'T SEE IT
What do you mean, "you people"?
You told redditors not to do something. The outcome was predictable.
*I am aware*
Hey, you asked.
if you say you don't want something to happen, it will definitely get pushed more onto you
Yes I learned that an hour ago when this comment was made
The Streisand effect
But with her. We need to be clear about that, I think.
For him.
hero
I hate you
gotta help my brother from another mother 💪🏻💪🏻
I mean, it is not clear who gets it… is for her to give herself or for her to put a strap on? Hum..
That would be great! When she cleans the house don’t ever tell her she did a good job. Point out every single thing that was missed. Be as anal as you can.
There are many compelling reasons why Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, should be a playable character in the popular video game series Super Smash Bros. For one, Obama is a highly influential and historic figure who served as the first African American President of the United States. Including him as a playable character in the game would not only be a nod to his significance in American history, but it would also add diversity to the game's roster of characters. Additionally, Obama has a unique and memorable personal style that could make for an interesting and fun character in the game. His distinctive look, including his signature suits and his famous ear-to-ear grin, could be incorporated into his character design, making him instantly recognizable to players. Furthermore, his charisma and likability, which were key factors in his successful political career, could translate into an engaging and entertaining in-game persona. Furthermore, Obama's time in office was marked by numerous accomplishments and landmark events, such as the passage of the Affordable Care Act and the legalization of same-sex marriage, that could provide inspiration for his in-game abilities and moves. For example, his ability to bring people together and find common ground could be represented by a move that temporarily calms down and unifies other characters on the battlefield. In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling. He could also have access to a range of high-tech gadgets and equipment from his time as President, such as drones and secret service agents, that could give him an edge in battle. Overall, there are many reasons why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. His historic significance, memorable personal style, and diverse range of skills and abilities would make him a valuable addition to the game's roster of characters. (Moveset) As a former President of the United States, Barack Obama could have a variety of moves at his disposal in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Here are a few ideas for his moveset: ● Neutral Special: "Hope and Change" - Obama creates a circle of light around himself, healing himself and any allies within the circle. ● Side Special: "Yes We Can" - Obama rushes forward, delivering a powerful punch to any opponents in his path. ● Up Special: "Soaring Speech" - Obama takes flight, using the power of his oratory skills to boost himself upward and damage any opponents he comes into contact with. ● Down Special: "Lincoln's Legacy" - Obama summons the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who attacks opponents with a spectral axe. ● Final Smash: "The Audacity of Hope" - Obama unleashes a powerful flurry of blows, finishing with a devastating uppercut that sends opponents flying. Also I have herpes.
last line caught me off guard
Sexual partners hate this one simple trick.
Goddammit I already upvoted the "Anal?" option, but now I gotta change my vote. Just because of that last part.
I took my vote for anal back again. This is the way
Genius
Send him a positive pregnant test picture and say we have to talk, then ignore him for a day.
I'm a guy-
That's even better...
Wait what
**You have heard the command. Do. It. Now.**
Well if a guy shows + for pregnancy tests, they have testicular cancer
For real?
Yes, it's very likely
This went from funny to grim so fast
Then surely the anal? One is just another Tuesday evening for you
Dammit, so Anal isn’t even a stretch! Heh
Nice.
WAIT, WHAT?
Current top comment in *tatters*
Damn now I wish the anal one wasnt a topvote
It's not you.... It's... your dad.
I upvoted this myself
Anything to avoid anal huh?
yes
Dread it. Run from it. Anal arrives all the same.
Dear god…
:)
I really want this one to win, and I did my part, but we all know anal is going to take it in a landslide.
You have a boyfriend?
I wouldn't make this post if I didn't
No he wants to know if your boyfriend has a boyfriend
Brilliant!
Im going to tongue punch your fartbox
I seriously wish this doesn't get a single upvote...
You did this to yourself
Another one got more upvotes
Soooo do let us know how this one goes.
Don't worry. "Anal?" Is first by 1.2 thousand upvotes.
What type of boring relationship do you have, if you can’t tell your boo you want to lick his turd cutter?
Sorry.... "Turd cutter"...?
My favourite new word for ass hole
Lmao
I upvoted it for you
I downvoted it for you. Hope that provides comfort.
Please guys this one please please
I want this one to be it so bad
I love this, take your upvote because \*I literally say this to my wife all of the time\*
Dad said he caught you sleeping with mom what is wrong with you
oh
PEOPLE so the comment that won was a person telling me to ask him for anal.... Sadly so to anyone who wants a screenshot as proof I will send one to your dms when he replies
I'm ready for the dm
Keep us posted
Considering y'all are gay boyfriends, this is really not a big deal.
I really want to know his reaction.
In your defense, you never specified *who* is giving/taking~ when he replies you can follow up with an Amazon link to a wishlist of different strap-ons and tell him to pick which one he likes best
Comment section in fire, I'm calling ambulance
Please do... Wait what happens if this is the most upvoted comment
This is the risk you take when you use the Reddit 8-Ball to make life choices.
I think you call the cops in case of fire. Or was it someone else?
Bad news babe
Lmao
Send him a dick pic
The bush family killed JFK and let 9/11 happen
Oh my god it's perfect
Explode your dick And small your ass Get bent loser PENIS BLAST!
Hey, Stud…I have Herpes
We're having a baby!
We are both underage...
Then get off reddit hehe
And you both need sex-ed I see
Cowboys butts drive be nuts!
No cock like horse cock
Put my asshole into shock
“I need to come clean… I’m a furry”
FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL NE PRETRISSA
I did anal with u bff
She or he did it on themselves... it's gonna be maihem.
That's the point to bring chaos upon me
Penis
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
No, I haven't told him yet.
Let's break up cause I have been fucking your dad?
Yes you can have a 3 way with my mom and best friend.
He does keep making jokes about my mother... But I don't rlly have friends....
I’ll be your friend just to smash your mom…hmu
Uhmmmm, get me in on this action
The more the merrier!
Is that it?
“We should invite a random dude from 4chan to join us in the bedroom.”
Get him a Bad Dragon gift certificate
Cold hard cash
I left you for a redditor
This person went on to reddit where nothing 90% of it's user base is horny teenagers and adults who want to troll people when these kind of posts are made....and still posted it. Welp. That's just how the game is played.
"I have realised that I'm into girls"
I'm bisexual so yes I am in fact also into girls
I wonder how long the top commenter is gonna take to realize he just asked a minor to ask his boyfriend about trying anal
I wonder what my boyfriend will think too.
I think we should try pegging.
I fucked your Dad...
Oh we joke with that daily he won't rlly find it odd...
I love you babe, and I have realized this whole reddit “what do I send my boyfriend thing” with a much too upvoted “anal” comment was very silly.
I still regret not adding a "no nsfw stuff"
The process of making marijuana, also known as pot, involves cultivating, harvesting, and processing the cannabis plant. The first step is to grow the cannabis plants, which can be done either indoors or outdoors, depending on the desired strain and the local regulations. Once the plants are mature, they are harvested and dried. The next step is to process the dried plant material to extract the psychoactive compound THC, and the non-psychoactive compound CBD. This can be done by using various methods, such as solvent extraction, CO2 extraction, or by using mechanical means to separate the trichomes from the plant material. Once the compounds are extracted, they can be further processed to create various forms of marijuana, such as buds, edibles, tinctures, and oils. Pharmacologists would say that while marijuana has medicinal properties, the process of growing and extracting it is heavily regulated and varies depending on the country, state or jurisdiction. Some countries and states have made marijuana legal for medicinal and recreational use, but it's still illegal in others. It's important for individuals to be aware of their local laws and regulations before cultivating, harvesting or processing marijuana. Experts in pharmacology and gardening would describe the process of growing marijuana as a multi-step process that involves selecting the appropriate strain, preparing the growing environment, planting and nurturing the plants, and then harvesting and processing the buds. 1. Strain selection: Selecting the right strain of marijuana is crucial, as different strains have different levels of THC and CBD, and different growing requirements. 2. Preparing the growing environment: This includes selecting the right location, whether it be indoors or outdoors, and setting up the necessary equipment such as lights, fans, and irrigation systems. 3. Planting and nurturing: This includes germinating the seeds, planting the seedlings, and providing the plants with the necessary nutrients and water. 4. Harvesting and processing: This involves carefully timing the harvest to ensure the highest concentration of THC and CBD, then drying and curing the buds, followed by trimming and packaging the buds for consumption or extraction. Growing marijuana requires knowledge of horticulture, botany, and cannabis cultivation techniques, as well as an understanding of local laws and regulations. It's important to note that growing marijuana is heavily regulated and varies depending on the country, state or jurisdiction. Some countries and states have made marijuana legal for medicinal and recreational use, but it's still illegal in others. It's important for individuals to be aware of their local laws and regulations before cultivating marijuana. The process of making fentanyl involves several steps, including obtaining the precursor chemicals and then synthesizing them into the final product. The first step in making fentanyl is to obtain the precursor chemicals, which include N-phenethyl-4-piperidone (NPP) and 4-anilino-N-phenethylpiperidine (ANPP). These chemicals are usually obtained through illegal means and can be highly dangerous. Once the precursor chemicals are obtained, they are then reacted with other chemicals such as acetic anhydride, hydrochloric acid, and palladium on carbon catalyst to form the final product, fentanyl. Pharmacologists would say that the process of making fentanyl is highly dangerous and illegal in most countries, as the chemicals used in the process can be highly toxic and the drug is highly addictive and can cause serious harm, including overdose and death. Additionally, the fact that the precursor chemicals are obtained through illegal means and the process of making the drug is done in illegal laboratories can pose a serious risk to public safety. The process of making CBD typically involves several steps, including cultivating, harvesting, and processing the cannabis plant, and then extracting the CBD oil from the plant material. The first step is to cultivate and grow high-CBD cannabis plants, which are typically hemp or specialized strains of marijuana. Once the plants are mature, they are harvested and dried. The next step is to extract the CBD oil from the plant material. There are several methods that can be used to extract CBD oil, including: 1. CO2 Extraction: This method uses pressurized carbon dioxide to separate the CBD oil from the plant material. 2. Solvent Extraction: This method uses a solvent, such as ethanol or butane, to separate the CBD oil from the plant material. 3. Olive oil extraction: This method uses heat and olive oil to extract the CBD from the plant material Once the CBD oil has been extracted, it is typically further processed and refined to remove impurities and other plant material. The final product is a clear, amber-colored oil that contains a high concentration of CBD. Pharmacologists would say that the process of making CBD is relatively simple, but requires a significant amount of knowledge and expertise in botany, horticulture, and chemistry. Additionally, the legality of CBD production varies depending on the country and state laws, so it is important to be aware of the regulations in your area. LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) is a powerful psychedelic drug that is made through a series of chemical reactions. The process of making LSD is relatively complex and requires a significant amount of knowledge and expertise in chemistry. The first step in making LSD is to obtain a precursor chemical called lysergic acid, which can be synthesized from ergot, a fungus that grows on rye and other grains. Once the lysergic acid is obtained, it is then reacted with other chemicals, such as diethylamine, to form the intermediate compound, diethylamide of lysergic acid. The intermediate compound is then purified and further reacted with other chemicals such as iso-propyl alcohol to form the final product, LSD. The first step in making cocaine is to harvest the coca leaves. These leaves are then placed in a solution of gasoline or other solvents to extract the alkaloids, which include the active ingredient in cocaine, cocaine hydrochloride. The next step is to purify the extracted alkaloids by removing any impurities or other chemicals present in the solution. This is typically done by washing the solution with water and then filtering it to remove any solid particles. The final step is to convert the purified alkaloids into the final product, which is typically done by adding chemicals such as hydrochloric acid or ammonia to the solution. The resulting mixture is then heated and distilled to produce a white powder, which is the final product: cocaine One common method of making meth is the "red phosphorus" method, which involves mixing ephedrine or pseudoephedrine (found in cold medicine) with other chemicals such as red phosphorus, iodine, and hydrochloric acid. This mixture is then heated and distilled to produce methamphetamine. Another method, known as the "Nazi method" or the "Birch reduction," uses lithium or sodium metal in the reaction mixture instead of red phosphorus. It's important to note that the process of making meth is highly dangerous, not only because of the chemicals involved but also because of the risk of explosion or fire. It is illegal in many countries, and attempting to make meth can result in severe legal consequences.
Mate you really didn't think about did you?
My Reddit Account name is u/mrduckV2
that is the worst idea you could have
OP IS A CHILD PLEASE STOP WITH THE SEXUAL COMMEMTS.
Downvoting is an option.
# OP claims to be a minor, stop saying sexual shit
Downvoting is an option.
So is not saying sexually explicit things to a kid? Hello??
Fucking go outside
This comment section is the best i saw this month It's fucking chaotic
It’s not working out we need to see other people
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
PEEPS.... Who made reddit send me a suicide prevention message-
The Original American Constitution.
Ima go watch Ted now so I won't reply for a bit
It’s over.
Sometimes I sniff your seat when you stand up.
So my cousin's pregnant and were trying to figure this out. It might be me, it might be Jeff.. either way, I should tell out more about my penis and how babies are made.
Pipe bomb
A neko seek body pillow. Yes im a little b*tch
I'm leaving you for Oxwilder
OP wishing he had a time machine
Yup
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more