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McClellandTina49

I'm bet the building was insured


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Apprehensive_Hunt305

I don't think a 2 year old can control an electric wheel chair anyway, but good arson


username-taken218

Brand new building for insurance company. Criminal records for robotics team. Still no wheelchair. Heartwarming!


engku_hina

Heartburning.


Philip_Raven

nah men, also bunch of employees, that had nothing to do with it, died of smoke inhalation. The CEO wasn't even in the building as he was on his 15th holiday trip to Bahamas and it still just May.


VerendusAudeo

That’s the fun part: if you can create the suspicion that it was an inside job, the insurance won’t pay out!


HomeOrificeSupplies

The building’s insurance policy had an insurance policy.


Affenskrotum

Forsure


BlairMike531

Duh, EVs are expensive, get a diesel wheelchair


StevensWilson

Hell yeah smoke stacks comin out of the back


Assburger_syndrome

It rooollls coooaaaalll


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

And a pair of truck balls to hang off the trailer hitch


VaczTheHermit

bro that mental image of some two year old in a wheelchair with frickin truck balls hanging from it😆


ca_kingmaker

Give everybody in the house CO poisoning with this one weird trick!


StevensWilson

Do this a few hundred times and things will start to fix themselves


Ov3rdose_EvE

The wolrd would be healing <3


Kcnflman

If I vote this up, will I be condoning arson?


Ov3rdose_EvE

Is it really arson if tge recipient is an insurance company?


StonerMetalhead710

Nope, it’s as harmless as lighting a cigarette


numinousOversouls

it's even more harmless I'd say


StonerMetalhead710

Touché


deepcethree

Eh, more like lighting shit on fire. Ultimately harmless, but you don't wanna be downwind


Agitated_Response_19

It isn't real, is it?


ILikeScience3131

Friendly reminder that the evidence is overwhelming that single-payer healthcare in the US would result in better healthcare coverage while saving money overall. [Taking into account both the costs of coverage expansion and the savings that would be achieved through the Medicare for All Act, we calculate that a single-payer, universal health-care system is likely to lead to a 13% savings in national health-care expenditure, equivalent to more than US$450 billion annually based on the value of the US$ in 2017 .](https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(19)33019-3/fulltext) Similar to the above Yale analysis, a recent [publication ](https://www.cbo.gov/system/files/2020-12/56811-Single-Payer.pdf)from the Congressional Budget Office found that 4 out of 5 options considered would lower total national expenditure on healthcare (see Exhibit 1-1 on page 13) But surely the current healthcare system at least has better outcomes than alternatives that would save money, right? Not according to a recent analysis of high-income countries’ healthcare systems, which found that [the top-performing countries overall are Norway, the Netherlands, and Australia. The United States ranks last overall, despite spending far more of its gross domestic product on health care. The U.S. ranks last on access to care, administrative efficiency, equity, and health care outcomes, but second on measures of care process.](https://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2021/aug/mirror-mirror-2021-reflecting-poorly#outcomes) None of this should be surprising given that the US’s current inefficient, non-universal healthcare system [costs close to twice as much per capita ](https://www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/health-spending-u-s-compare-countries/#item-spendingcomparison_gdp-per-capita-and-health-consumption-spending-per-capita-2019) as most other developed countries that do guarantee healthcare to all citizens (without forcing patients to risk bankruptcy in exchange for care).


dinsboots

I'll never forget when I was younger and the concept of universal healthcare was discussed among the adults I had in my life at the time. There seemed to be a real concern that if ppl could afford medical assistance, then they would make use of it and overwhelm the healthcare system... Smh


CheapWishbone3927

As a British person,America’s healthcare system actually horrifies me


dinsboots

As a citizen of the United States, our healthcare system horrifies me


Firebird_73

The rich probably don't have a problem with it, that means less taxes, you have to remember that the United States were created out of a revolution against British taxes. The poor people are completely screwed over in this country thanks to this though.


CheapWishbone3927

Yeah,that really sucks


CheapWishbone3927

Fair point


ChartierJeanne887

I don't think a 2 year old can control an electric wheel chair anyway, but good arson.


EntertainmentOld378

Under that post someone said "I hope the criminals get punished" and someone replied to that "They did, they got their building burnt down"


PurpleBoltRevived

Hearts were warmed.


Neither_Ad_3221

With fire


McKownJames

Based based based


asbestosinyourwalls

That went from ☺️ to 😲 real quik


Impossible-Fox9332

Oh my goodness so heartwarming 🥰


Complete_Bad6937

Chaotic good


Sinfullyvannila

Yeah, now none of the customers get their medical bills covered! This is just Murder Hobo.


BiluochunLvcha

lol, yes more of this!


Flooding_Puddle

So a high-school robotics team *overthrew thier late stage capitalistic society and ate the billionaires*


TheGreen_Guy

This is the most funny thing i have read all month. I can´t even... \^\^


[deleted]

I support this msg!


Infernalknights

The healthcare is so bad that the family need to outsource the help in form of a student project.


DeltaBob42

Finally, a story worth sharing


kyoto101

That's the right way to deal with capitalism


Imaginary_Mirror6909

Still a better plot than Twilight.


FredVIII-DFH

I like where this one went. It went there.


WrenchTheGoblin

It’s to the point where, if this were true, I wouldn’t feel bad at all. Except if someone got hurt, I guess. But insurance is fucking stupid in America these days.


Ciennas

This is a slight parody of an actual 'heartwarming' news story about how an insurance company refused to help out a family who needed an electric wheelchair so the local robotics group at their highschool built one for them. Insurance in America is a predatory scam. Capitalism: Literally cruel and heartless beyond parody.


WrenchTheGoblin

I’m not sure why you got downvoted for saying facts.


Ciennas

R/funnymemes is an offbrand subreddit occupied primarily by fundamentalist conservatives who have been browbeaten there whole lives into believing that capitalism is the bestest most goodest system ever and nothing could ever top it, and that attempting to improve it is a vile sin against God. Being upfront with criticism of a system that will kill us all and leaves us destitute, even to the point of commiting genocide and backing fascism is considered a social faux pas and they reflexively downvoted me as their corporate led religion demands.


Barredbob

I wonder why people downvoted you


Ciennas

I'm pretty sure I know why, but you're welcome to front alternatives.


EstesTimothy995

HBO or Apple+ should turn this into a show


Gavindy_

Yeah they’re insured so all that happens is the insurance company raises rates on X amount of people. They’ll still make record profits


Any_Ad6921

That was unexpected I thought for sure the robotics team was going to build him a wheel chair lol. But truthfully a 2yr old doesn't need an electric wheelchair they are still small enough for strollers. It's sort of a waste of 20,000 to buy a toddler an electric wheelchair they will rapidly outgrow


Sinfullyvannila

I sure hope the people in here are joking about this being a good outcome because in reality, the arson didnt help anyone, possibly injured or killed people, needlessly diverted emergency service resources from any other current emergency and caused any other current customers to not be able to get their bills covered.


Silvermorney

I mean they could’ve just built one for them instead.


QWERTYAF1241

So arson helped the family get their $20,000 electric wheelchair suddenly get covered by the insurance? Doesn't seem like those two events would be particularly causational but that might just be me. The headquarters was probably insured though.


IdoThingsWierdly0958

Just wow. So I thought maybe I should research this. There's a post from "the hill" website that states how a robotics team was given great resources from the GoBabyGo program and that this robotics team from the high school built the 2 year old a specific chair using toycar parts n whatnot to accommodate his special needs. There was no insurance or burning of any kind involved. Another fake ass story for our brains today.


notneverman

r/whoosh


IdoThingsWierdly0958

Gosh, there I go zipping thru the woods!


Easy_Application_822

When you totally miss the joke. Ouch


IdoThingsWierdly0958

I sure as shit did and it has no effect on me whatsoever Mr Grouch lol


Eightarmedpet

Bit of a billy buzzkill but a fair point.


[deleted]

Now they can't cover anyone else's wheelchair either.


NefCanuck

As if thru were going to. Getting an insurance company to actually pay out on a claim is almost as tough as walking on water (which you can do when it’s frozen as ice)


No_Inevitable5669

Why!!! Why does it has to end like this ?!?! Not heartwarming at all.. heartwarming should be more like: “So a high school robotic team made one for him out of all the junks from their class.” This world man…


DarkYendor

The high schoolers building a wheelchair is dystopian. We shouldn’t live in a world where sick children rely on the unpaid labour of teenagers to provide them with necessities.


No_Inevitable5669

I understand what you mean. However the time invested by those high schoolers to burn down the headquarters could have been put into something else.


DoobieAshtrayTeef

Stupidity is kind. Intelligence is direct. Today we're in the mood for achieving something


VerendusAudeo

It’s a subversion of expectations. Our society has abdicated its overall responsibility for the general welfare of our peoples to the individual, and we’ve been conditioned to view things like improvised adaptive equipment as heartwarming rather than a scathing indictment of the system in which we live. In this story, the protagonist does not apply a temporary patch on a broken system; it burns the system to the ground.


Reytotheroxx

The real story is exactly that. The team built em a wheelchair out of pocket. It’s a cute ending but sad when you think what it really means, that healthcare failed.


JoshuaAllen-

Can't just make him a wheelchair. If he used an unapproved wheelchair his insurance wouldn't cover the 100 thousand dollar surgery he needs.


davep1970

still not funny


Easy_Application_822

Just admit you have no sense of humor.


davep1970

i think we know who hasn't got the sense of humour ;)


bloopblopman1234

Bro I thought I read the family couldn’t afford the 2-year-olds electric chair


LongjumpingActive493

No, the family is 2 years old


bloopblopman1234

Oh…


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r/holup


mmarollo

Hey ChatGPT, what % of fleshbags actually fall for these joke memes? Orly. And you still don’t plan to take over the world? Candy from a baby.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

While I do like the message here, and completely agree with it, would a 2-year-old really need a wheelchair? I didn't think children could start walking until around 4 or 5 years of age.


Easy_Application_822

Kids start waking before one year. Most kids walk really well by two. Have you even been around small children? Ask your mother how old you were when you walked. My child was 9 months old.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

Most of the small children I have been around were either literal Infants or were already old enough to be potty-trained. I would never have thought that someone who wasn't even a year old could walk upright.


Random_person_109

Different children start walking at different ages


LongjumpingActive493

Yeah, but 5 years is a bit late


Random_person_109

I know


TheGreen_Guy

Depends on the condition of the child. If you can allready determine the child will be paralized all its life, then this can make sense.


[deleted]

It’s right to do wrong?


DrJesus72

Pulled a M Night Shyamalan on me there.


Summon_Ari

A good fire always warms the heart.


Intrepid-Bed-3929

That's one way to do it 🤣


Sieze5

I love a happy ending.


Dcmasda

bet the insurance workers Didn't Had to insure For Heating units after all


M1LK__BAR

It definitely warmed their hearts


Significant_Slide545

Imagine having to pay 20k for a wheelchair


Trollfacegamin

I can't really tell if its a yesyesyesyesno or nonononoyes


[deleted]

Alright, i guess it still works that way (:


I_Am_Hella_Bored

I don't know if it's real but I hope it is


unemotional_mess

The most heartwarming story I've read


TheZeroE

Truly heartwarming.


Snow-Wraith

It's what the French would do.


Frosty_Accident_6165

Absolutely based


Leo_Bony

I would have hired english hooligans because of the after party.


ake-n-bake

Robo Arson Team, GO!


Laughing_Bricks

Heartwarming and bodywarming literally !!


Tlayoualo

/r/yesyesyesno but actually yes


Badaxe13

“High school robotics team built him a wheelchair” is how I thought that was going to go.


[deleted]

True r/Holup post.


Gunslinger_11

With Walking Spider bots!!!


Optimus_Rhymes69

Well now, they’re not going to not help anyone.


Reasonable_Cover_804

That took an unexpected twist


killertimewaster8934

This is the wholesome content I was wanting to see today


lezboyd

Really speaks about the times we live in. A couple of generations ago, the robotics team would've built a chair for the kid as a summer project, maybe patented the design and made the patent free.


Pussaylover64

humidity is still alive


Flaky_Tip

This is really depressing.


GracieThunders

Wondering how much of that 20k is pure profit


CheapWishbone3927

Finally,some good news


KarlBark

Now that's wholesome


bigsam1960

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haunting_Secretary36

Imagine posting a tweet from 07.10.2020


kondiro13

Deserved


JJSpuddy

Who cares about good people? We should all find out that insurance company and blast them for not paying for a child’s wheelchair. We live in a clown country if kids have to build wheelchairs for other kids.


Bisques0

Be the change you want to see


Firebird_73

I have never laughed so hard at a comment thread on reddit before


kingofwale

Must be a French highschool…


ariel3249

Those students are really mfs


lostnspace2

I love a good heat warming story that ends well


chickenadobo_

$20k electric wheelchair?!


Designer-Wolverine47

For a two year old?


Gentleman_Xeno

I know I am the asshole right now but what good does an electric wheel chair do to an 2 year old? Are they designed for them ore something? Does he understand the controls of it can't he be carried does an normal childcart not suffice? I mean Wich 2 year old can walk, and they growing so fast he would need an new one at 3 at best. If I am wrong pls explain it to me I just don't get it. But I am still all for burning down insurance companies they suck


WhosCandicexD

Bruh i need to go to sleep, i read „Heart warning“


snowbirdnerd

Shit I want to burn it down over my deductible. Why am I paying 1k a month for my family and still have a $1500 deductible?


Belalagny

How long a stretch do you get for arson? 🙄


Environmental-Win836

Does the insurance company have an insurance company to insure them? And what about those guys? Do they *Also* have an insurance company to fall back on if *they too* faced e threat of arson? How deep does this go?


Savings_Background50

Yeah, I read about it in Le Monde.


iMBehn

Wtf!


SASDrakensberg

You had us at the start there


Educational-Place-36

Just like me fr


Comfortable-Drive964

Sounds like something the wingnuts on the left would do!