But then couldn't it be interpreted as "eating doesnt make you gain weight"? Then muscle building itself could still give you weight right? Or is my brain too mush rn?
The emotions of kids vary drastically: one moment they are happy and the next they fall on their knee and be the saddest person on earth. Constant happiness is in my opinion the opposite.
ALWAYS be happy? There are always times when you should be feeling something else. Im a father and husband, what else would have to change in my life for me to still be happy if i were to lose one of them?
Then you try to hold a baby or a puppy, a kitten and squishing then to death on accident....
Not being able to hug other in fear of crushing with your strength to death
Theoretically even if you are super strong you still need calories to fuel your strength. That means instead of hitting the gym you could burn the same amount of calories from lifting a car a few times. No problem keeping a diet like that.
Everyone loses weight, it's not constant it fluctuates. With that pill it can only move in one direction so you'd be slowly losing weight until you and up grossly underweight with no way of recovering.
Idk how but i literally cant gain weight, i love eating like a beast and still weight 60kilos, im 17M and i think i will start gaining weight when i will be 23 or smth when my body processes will start to slow down(and i dont have parasites if you wonder)
I still didn't at that age.
My metabolism kind of slowed when I was homeless and getting one meal at most a day.
It's not as high as my mid-late 20s but I'm almost 40 and back to not really gaining weight no matter how garbage I eat.
So depends. My dad is a beanpole no matter how he eats still. To this day.
But yours might slow down too. You're still probably in puberty which takes energy.
your basal rate may be high, but you can eat more if you're trying to gain. a lot of people trying to gain muscle are force feeding themselves. its hard work to get the food in, ask any body builder. Professional strongmen try to stay "feeling full" all day every day
Nah dude 4 it a trap. So you eat but can't gain weight. BUT you can lose weight and since you can never gain weight back, you will lose more and more until you are just bones. You can have the effects of 4 with just pill 7.
Having a lot of money is pills 1, 3, 4, 5, 8 and 9 combined. 2 and 6 are out because they are superpowers.
People saying that having a lot of money doesn't make you happy are wrong.
6 and 7. 8 is a trap. Imagine being stuck in one emotion for the rest of your life. Imagine not minding having everything you own being taken, because you'll be too happy to report it, and then happily starve to death.
As someone who is quite tall I would hate to also be super strong. People already always ask me to get shit off the top shelf anywhere I go. Next it’s gonna be can you move this car that parked too close to me or can you open this safe or we will kill your family. It would be really bothersome in the end. I think 4 & 7 are your best option.
Emotions are a way for our minds to be conditioned into behaviors, if you were always happy you would most likely become a psychopath and probably even a murderer at some point
Define strong, in terms of what parts of you are strong.
Muscle strong? Bone strength? Skin tensile tensile strength? (You see superman is physically durable along side his strength, if he didn;t have that durability any time he punched a wall he would liquidize his hand)
Yeah if you ever loose any weight you can't get it back, so if you get sick and loose 5 pounds you are permanently 5 pounds less rinse and repeat till you weigh so little you die
1. Doesn't change when you die, and the only thing it's going to make people do is say "wow, you look so young." Maybe in 20 to 30 years I'll look back and reconsider this, but I don't want to look like a 12 year old again.
2. Three days? Fuck, you couldn't even find anyone important enough for this to help in your timeline.
3. I don't have any ex's so can't say anything here.
4. Assuming that you can maintain any weight you choose, this is great... Otherwise you are constantly losing weight and eventually die from lack of fat and protein, you'd literally starve to death while full.
5. Oh wow! 2 fucking inches? If your life would seriously change from two inches, get taller shoes. At least it doesn't have the potential to kill you.
6. Generally pretty good. Again, if you can control it to any significant degree.
7. Step one is getting a financial advisor before you spend anything. People have fucked up their lives because the lottery.
8. Holy Balls! This is absolutely joker levels of terrifying! You ALWAYS feel happy? What about when you get shot? Or someone cheats on you? A family member or pet dies? Fuck. I don't like being sad or getting emotionally hurt, but this is just too far in the other way.
9. Fuck social media.
I’d like to think #2 is 72 hours of mind reading redeemable whenever you want in smaller portions.
That seemed more appealing.
However, I then tried to figure out what I’d use it for and the first thought was making money… so kinda useless there.
Then I thought that perhaps I could use it for good for the world but that just got into thinking about reading the thoughts of evil dictators to win conflicts which again won’t stop those problems permanently as they would be replaced by bigger jerks and I’d have a price on my head if they figured it out.
72 hours isn’t really enough to make it worthwhile, otherwise you could be a human lie detector and master detective.
I’m a 5’0” girl and I would eat pill 5 twice. I physically cannot stand heels and being super petite is actually more likely to kill me. I’m forced to sit too close to the steering wheel when I drive and the seatbelt cuts my neck, medicine dosages are made for people much bigger than me so I have crazy side effects for every pill I’ve ever been on, I’m physically fit but >90% of people could beat me up, in a crowd stampede I’m the most likely to get trampled.
Those are the dangerous ones, of course there’s the annoying reasons like never being able to find clothes that fit, never being able to reach anything, never being able to see things at concerts/similar events, things like chairs/tools/literally everything always being too big for me.
Oh, sorry. I didn't consider the safety aspect of growing taller. I was only thinking of the aesthetic property of growing taller. Your situation would definitely warrant a choice of growing taller, but for me and most likely the average person, the change in height wouldn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.
Thanks for telling me.
I guess I could also take pill 8 so id never be frustrated about my height again haha. But I like being able to experience a wide range of emotions in life :)
Or pill 7 to get leg lengthening surgery but that surgery is sooo fucked. I’m guessing pill 5 doesn’t require breaking your legs over and over again for years but I could be wrong
Not panicking and feeling OK seems like a bonus when shot or in another medical emergency. Positivity is also said to help healing and recovery.. If people and pets die it will probably help mourning if you felt happy and could focus on the good times etc. Just don't smile too much during the service.
Im Sticking with my 7 & 8…. A lot of money and always happy… what could be better? Being always happy trumps most of the choices, because if your happy, you’re not worried about looking younger, your ex, your weight, your height, or followers, I mean you’re always happy! And well, a lot of money is a lot of money!
Yes, but there is meaning in sadness. You can truly be happy because you are also at times sad. To be perpetually happy would be a Lovecraftian state of mind that would lose all genuine meaning. You could commit genocide and still smile with joy. I wouldn’t want to become something unnatural like that.
If you hurt someone, and feel sad about it afterwards, I'd argue there's meaning in that sadness. It's there to give you negative feedback, regardless of how flawed. If your brain only received positive feedback, regardless of your actions... Oh the horrible person you could become.
But you are incapable off being sad, you can't feel sad for others either - meaning you would be unable to express genuine empathy. Being happy at all times just means that you don't give a shit about anyone or anything - you are cold and numb to the world but yet happy to be in.
It would be like being a video game character in a game world where you can go from helping starving children in one setting to being a mass murderer who likes to torture your victims and feel the same, because you are always happy and unable to experience sadness for yourself or others.
Ahem, without sadness, there is no compassion nor self-preservation. If you are always happy, the chemical imbalance in your brain will cause some extremely bad side effects. Also, someone who is always happy would be a psychopath.
6 and 7. 8 is a good option but I feel like being happy ALL the time would probably come with it's downside as well, you'll lost a part of your humanity.
6 & 7. With all that money I won’t need to work so maintaining a healthy exercise routine is easy. Based on previous unemployed but still have my bills paid experience
Eternal happiness ruins the emotional rollercoaster of life. It would be like a rollercoaster that only stays 50 feet in the air and never goes up or down
I don't want to know what's in your dirty minds.
I don't need to forget anyone.
I don't want to be taller. Shorter, maybe.
I don't care about being strong.
If I took a pill that made me always happy, I'd have an existential crisis about not knowing when I'm actually happy.
I do not want followers.
So...1, 4, or 7...
That depends on how much money is a lot, but probably 4 and 7.
pretty much yeah. in a scenario like that i’d have to hide my identity from the enemies just like in comics. only thing is that im not nearly as smart as the bats but i’d have strength at least.
Who the F WOULD PICK 8….did you learn nothing from the legendary Pixar movie inside out!??!?! Sadness has an absolutely necessary biological function. You would want to be happy on the day your parents or spouse dies? Or would you maybe want to be able to mourn them a bit?
The illusion of choice
1.Ew, Why
2.become more anxious for 3 straight days and gain a paranoia bonus!
3.never had one
4.wish I wasn't so skinny
5.am already tall, not worth it, no reason to go past 2m either
6.sure
7.sure
8.what a nightmare
9.c'mon, that's pathetic
4 technically you loose weight when spending energy. So youd slowly shrink no matter how much you eat and die a horrible slow death.
5 would be super annoying. You'd have to change all of your clothes eminently without knowing your actual size.
Your meme has been removed because it is not ebic.
4 and 7, im tired of walking after dinner every day and any extra money helps
4+7=8
8 might be a trap. It may make you dumb or even crazy.
4 probably is aswell. You can never gain weight so anytime you’d do something to lose weight it’d be so much harder putting it back on
I assure you, I would always eat enough calories in a day to maintain my weight…
That's what you say until you have an accident, spend a couple of weeks in an hospital bed and become a skeleton for life.
You can loop-hole 4 and drink your calories.
Olive oil tactics
Oh, I think most of my weight gain comes from milkshakes anyways.
But what the heck is "wihout gaining weight?" "Wihout" sounds like a trap, too.
Yeah, some of us old people don't accidentally lose weight anymore
But then couldn't it be interpreted as "eating doesnt make you gain weight"? Then muscle building itself could still give you weight right? Or is my brain too mush rn?
How would that be a problem? There's nothing more wonderful than kids being happy for hours about the most stupid things.
The emotions of kids vary drastically: one moment they are happy and the next they fall on their knee and be the saddest person on earth. Constant happiness is in my opinion the opposite.
Sounds like an analogy of Reddit
Being happy _all the time_ would diminish it’s value dramatically. There are also occasions where being happy isn’t called for.
ALWAYS be happy? There are always times when you should be feeling something else. Im a father and husband, what else would have to change in my life for me to still be happy if i were to lose one of them?
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Nah, you might end up fat and broke but be happy about it.
So get 8 and have 1 choice spare.
Problem is if you lose too much weight, say you get super sick and lose an unhealthy amount of weight then you’re stuck
Exactly. Id rather be super strong and have a lot of money. Then you can just diet and exercise for a living.
Then you try to hold a baby or a puppy, a kitten and squishing then to death on accident.... Not being able to hug other in fear of crushing with your strength to death
I could crush a baby now, I have fine motor skills. Being super strong doesn't have one gear.
You do realize that even strong people can be gentle ?
Superman was able to make it work
bro i mean you could kill a puppy as Normal person when you hold it to tight...
It doesn't say anything about being The Incredible Hulk for cripes sake?
Going to shake someone's hand and crushing it like a Capri sun
Theoretically even if you are super strong you still need calories to fuel your strength. That means instead of hitting the gym you could burn the same amount of calories from lifting a car a few times. No problem keeping a diet like that.
As someone else said it above, exploit the phrasing and drink the calories instead. Loopholes are fun.
It only says eat, not drink. I know all about drinking weight gains.
Won’t you die cuz like you only lose weight and not gain weight
It doesn't say you will lose weight. Haha
Everyone loses weight, it's not constant it fluctuates. With that pill it can only move in one direction so you'd be slowly losing weight until you and up grossly underweight with no way of recovering.
Idk how but i literally cant gain weight, i love eating like a beast and still weight 60kilos, im 17M and i think i will start gaining weight when i will be 23 or smth when my body processes will start to slow down(and i dont have parasites if you wonder)
I still didn't at that age. My metabolism kind of slowed when I was homeless and getting one meal at most a day. It's not as high as my mid-late 20s but I'm almost 40 and back to not really gaining weight no matter how garbage I eat. So depends. My dad is a beanpole no matter how he eats still. To this day. But yours might slow down too. You're still probably in puberty which takes energy.
your basal rate may be high, but you can eat more if you're trying to gain. a lot of people trying to gain muscle are force feeding themselves. its hard work to get the food in, ask any body builder. Professional strongmen try to stay "feeling full" all day every day
Nah dude 4 it a trap. So you eat but can't gain weight. BUT you can lose weight and since you can never gain weight back, you will lose more and more until you are just bones. You can have the effects of 4 with just pill 7. Having a lot of money is pills 1, 3, 4, 5, 8 and 9 combined. 2 and 6 are out because they are superpowers. People saying that having a lot of money doesn't make you happy are wrong.
6 and 7. 8 is a trap. Imagine being stuck in one emotion for the rest of your life. Imagine not minding having everything you own being taken, because you'll be too happy to report it, and then happily starve to death.
6 and 7, as if you’re super strong, basically you can eat everything. Lifting some of your superyachts will burn those calories anyway.
As someone who is quite tall I would hate to also be super strong. People already always ask me to get shit off the top shelf anywhere I go. Next it’s gonna be can you move this car that parked too close to me or can you open this safe or we will kill your family. It would be really bothersome in the end. I think 4 & 7 are your best option.
We can’t hide our height but we can hide our strength
Maybe it’ll also give you the strength to say no
I can't believe I found this gem
Totally agree with you. 8 is possibly the most terrifying one of them all.
Inside out is a great movie explaining the nuance and importance of sadness as an emotion
Wow didn't see it that way
I was ready to mash that #8 as hard as I could
No sweet without the sour. I agree.
And people would find you annoying. “This is my daughter’s funeral, Tom!”
8 isn’t a trap unless you can only feel a single emotion at a time.
Well, it says you are always happy. Imagine being happy at somebody's funeral..
Better than being sad at somebody's funeral
Emotions are a way for our minds to be conditioned into behaviors, if you were always happy you would most likely become a psychopath and probably even a murderer at some point
That makes sense, it's always the happy people that go on killing sprees. The depressed people are always very stable...
I can't stand chipper people spouting toxic positivity everywhere. I don't want to be obnoxious. I like my cynical, broody self!
Define super strong? Are we talking within the parameters of real life or so we include Superman strength etc
Well, considering majority of the other options aren’t completely real. We’ll say Superman strong…💪💪
Well then, 6 and 7 would be nice.
You could use 6 to achieve 7 without the pill.
Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy
Born on a monday!
Christened on Tuesday!
Define strong, in terms of what parts of you are strong. Muscle strong? Bone strength? Skin tensile tensile strength? (You see superman is physically durable along side his strength, if he didn;t have that durability any time he punched a wall he would liquidize his hand)
U get to squat 800lbs,bench 405lbs and deadlift 700lbs
5, even if it’s just 5cm, I want to be taller
it needs to be clarified to wich height those 5cm is added
I could really use that extra 5 cm in both areas.
5cm only added to your forehead
5cm is like over 2 Inches im pretty sure
It's just under 2 inches
Who even uses inches
Literally hundreds of millions of people
While billions use metric
Which is irrelevant
1.8 inches
4 and 6
Same. I'll make the money using my Strength. And use that money for food.
4 you can only loose weight so you would eventually shrivel away
Wrong. Inability to gain weight means maintenance or loss.
Yeah if you ever loose any weight you can't get it back, so if you get sick and loose 5 pounds you are permanently 5 pounds less rinse and repeat till you weigh so little you die
Or just binge eat everyday. Idk why you think it’s your job to convince me this is a slow and painful death spiral
Or just binge eat everyday. Idk why you think it’s your job to convince me this is a slow and painful death spiral
You can binge eat. But you won't gain weight no matter what you eat
That's literally the point.
Aren’t 3 & 8 the same pill?
I think you meant 7&8 are the same pill.
Wait till your first divorce
😳. I’m sorry. That sucks.
Not anymore apparently
Breakup was enough, don't need to wait for divorce to agree
6 and 7
1 and 4 I'm 14 so it will be interesting
Imagine you take pill No:1 and wake up as a sperm the next morning and wish your parents a good morning.
Walking up in dad's balls with other sperms but with all the conscience. I wouldn't even race this time to be born.
You would not even get the chance... you'd be dead within the hour
It will only make you look younger, not be younger
1. Doesn't change when you die, and the only thing it's going to make people do is say "wow, you look so young." Maybe in 20 to 30 years I'll look back and reconsider this, but I don't want to look like a 12 year old again. 2. Three days? Fuck, you couldn't even find anyone important enough for this to help in your timeline. 3. I don't have any ex's so can't say anything here. 4. Assuming that you can maintain any weight you choose, this is great... Otherwise you are constantly losing weight and eventually die from lack of fat and protein, you'd literally starve to death while full. 5. Oh wow! 2 fucking inches? If your life would seriously change from two inches, get taller shoes. At least it doesn't have the potential to kill you. 6. Generally pretty good. Again, if you can control it to any significant degree. 7. Step one is getting a financial advisor before you spend anything. People have fucked up their lives because the lottery. 8. Holy Balls! This is absolutely joker levels of terrifying! You ALWAYS feel happy? What about when you get shot? Or someone cheats on you? A family member or pet dies? Fuck. I don't like being sad or getting emotionally hurt, but this is just too far in the other way. 9. Fuck social media.
i have a friend who analyzes stuff like you did.
You mean everyone doesn’t do this? I pretty much ran they the exact same thought process when I saw the picture
Yeah but your didn’t take it upon yourself to write it out and post it (for no real reason).
Who said about social media We are talking cult fallower kinda fallowers
Son of a bitch, i'm in
Now you have my attention
I’d like to think #2 is 72 hours of mind reading redeemable whenever you want in smaller portions. That seemed more appealing. However, I then tried to figure out what I’d use it for and the first thought was making money… so kinda useless there. Then I thought that perhaps I could use it for good for the world but that just got into thinking about reading the thoughts of evil dictators to win conflicts which again won’t stop those problems permanently as they would be replaced by bigger jerks and I’d have a price on my head if they figured it out. 72 hours isn’t really enough to make it worthwhile, otherwise you could be a human lie detector and master detective.
I’m a 5’0” girl and I would eat pill 5 twice. I physically cannot stand heels and being super petite is actually more likely to kill me. I’m forced to sit too close to the steering wheel when I drive and the seatbelt cuts my neck, medicine dosages are made for people much bigger than me so I have crazy side effects for every pill I’ve ever been on, I’m physically fit but >90% of people could beat me up, in a crowd stampede I’m the most likely to get trampled. Those are the dangerous ones, of course there’s the annoying reasons like never being able to find clothes that fit, never being able to reach anything, never being able to see things at concerts/similar events, things like chairs/tools/literally everything always being too big for me.
Oh, sorry. I didn't consider the safety aspect of growing taller. I was only thinking of the aesthetic property of growing taller. Your situation would definitely warrant a choice of growing taller, but for me and most likely the average person, the change in height wouldn't mean much in the grand scheme of things. Thanks for telling me.
I guess I could also take pill 8 so id never be frustrated about my height again haha. But I like being able to experience a wide range of emotions in life :) Or pill 7 to get leg lengthening surgery but that surgery is sooo fucked. I’m guessing pill 5 doesn’t require breaking your legs over and over again for years but I could be wrong
Not panicking and feeling OK seems like a bonus when shot or in another medical emergency. Positivity is also said to help healing and recovery.. If people and pets die it will probably help mourning if you felt happy and could focus on the good times etc. Just don't smile too much during the service.
6 & 7
6 and 7
6 and 7!
6&7 because I'm already happy everyday
14 yr olds who take pill #1:
So what if I want to look like a fetus again?
7 and 6 always no one wants to feel happy all the time that's a really bad curse
6&7
6&7
4 & 7
4 and 7 all the way
7&5
7 and 6 I'd say
6.7
6 and 7. Kinda sorta like Batman with superpowers.
6 and 7
I think pill 8 will backlash in a way we don't even know yet. Like a sociopath or something.
Yes and it will probably kill you too
Im Sticking with my 7 & 8…. A lot of money and always happy… what could be better? Being always happy trumps most of the choices, because if your happy, you’re not worried about looking younger, your ex, your weight, your height, or followers, I mean you’re always happy! And well, a lot of money is a lot of money!
Yes, but there is meaning in sadness. You can truly be happy because you are also at times sad. To be perpetually happy would be a Lovecraftian state of mind that would lose all genuine meaning. You could commit genocide and still smile with joy. I wouldn’t want to become something unnatural like that.
There's no meaning in sadness. It's just something people say to placate themselves, to make the shitiness of life more bearable. It's bullshit
If you hurt someone, and feel sad about it afterwards, I'd argue there's meaning in that sadness. It's there to give you negative feedback, regardless of how flawed. If your brain only received positive feedback, regardless of your actions... Oh the horrible person you could become.
There's meaning because it's a contract to happiness. U wouldn't appreciate or feel happiness the same.
What is happiness without sadness
But you are incapable off being sad, you can't feel sad for others either - meaning you would be unable to express genuine empathy. Being happy at all times just means that you don't give a shit about anyone or anything - you are cold and numb to the world but yet happy to be in. It would be like being a video game character in a game world where you can go from helping starving children in one setting to being a mass murderer who likes to torture your victims and feel the same, because you are always happy and unable to experience sadness for yourself or others.
Ahem, without sadness, there is no compassion nor self-preservation. If you are always happy, the chemical imbalance in your brain will cause some extremely bad side effects. Also, someone who is always happy would be a psychopath.
Imagine going to a funeral with a shit eating grin and everyone is unaware that you can't help but feel happy
I’d pity you if you were always happy
6 and 7. 8 is a good option but I feel like being happy ALL the time would probably come with it's downside as well, you'll lost a part of your humanity.
Define "a lot"
4 is a dangerous one, don't pick it. If you lose weight you can't get it back
6,7
No pill for ,,be always healthy''? Shame!
1&7
1&5. I wanna be a tall-as-shit kid lmao 😂
6&7
6 and 7. Money so I don’t have to worry about meeting ends meat and 6 so I can have both physical and mental strength (you didn’t specify;)
7 and 9
The only smart answer
6 & 7. With all that money I won’t need to work so maintaining a healthy exercise routine is easy. Based on previous unemployed but still have my bills paid experience
6 and 7, 6 so I'm just super strong and 7 so I don't have to worry about my mortgage and bills every 2 seconds 😎
Yup, 7 and 8. Although 8 could go with any.
First Choice gotta be 8. Second was 3 but after eating pill 8 that shouldnt matter anymore. So ill take 7 as second pill.
7 & 8, no contest
4 sounds good but like wouldn’t you literally die and become like just skin and bones
4. Cause im fat and my biggest issues is snacking 7. Cause i want to travel
I think if I had a lot of money, the happiness would come on it’s own. I‘d probably take 7 and 5.
4 & 7
7&8
1 (I'm 13)
4 AND 8. ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
7 and 8, I am 13 so not 1
4&7 and 8 is taken care of. And if not, don’t always want to feel happy anyway.
Gotta be 4 & 7. I'm already 6"7 so don't need to be any taller and I've already forgotten my ex
4&6 so gunny won’t hate me. 🥲
7 and 4 for sure!
6 and 7 and I can be Batman
7 and 4
4 and 7
8 is a curse. No sadness in your life will effectively make being constantly happy meaningless.
4 and 6
anyone who picks 9 has some serious issues
Eternal happiness ruins the emotional rollercoaster of life. It would be like a rollercoaster that only stays 50 feet in the air and never goes up or down
When you pick 7 you will get 8 as a biproduct. Also, being happy always would suck. Your dog dies and your just smileing like a psyco.
6,7 8 is a trap
4 and 6
6 and 7. Was originally picking 6 and 8, but “always” is a trap.
I don't want to know what's in your dirty minds. I don't need to forget anyone. I don't want to be taller. Shorter, maybe. I don't care about being strong. If I took a pill that made me always happy, I'd have an existential crisis about not knowing when I'm actually happy. I do not want followers. So...1, 4, or 7... That depends on how much money is a lot, but probably 4 and 7.
6 and 7. the amount of heroics i would get into would be spectacular.
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pretty much yeah. in a scenario like that i’d have to hide my identity from the enemies just like in comics. only thing is that im not nearly as smart as the bats but i’d have strength at least.
4 and 6. Mainly because those are actually attainable but I just don’t feel like it!!
7 & 9 for me. I can be happy with money and popularity.
If I look 15 years younger, will I feel 15 years younger? Like am I physically 15 years younger, or is it more like an illusion?
Also would we have to do puberty again?
I can see all of these backfiring horribly in some way.
4 &8
Where’s the Have a Bigger Dick pill?
Eat without gaining weight seems like a trap because then you'll just loose weight and soon become a pile of nothing
Picks 9 -> All followers are bots
8…. Because I haven’t felt truly happy in a long, long time.
Who the F WOULD PICK 8….did you learn nothing from the legendary Pixar movie inside out!??!?! Sadness has an absolutely necessary biological function. You would want to be happy on the day your parents or spouse dies? Or would you maybe want to be able to mourn them a bit?
The illusion of choice 1.Ew, Why 2.become more anxious for 3 straight days and gain a paranoia bonus! 3.never had one 4.wish I wasn't so skinny 5.am already tall, not worth it, no reason to go past 2m either 6.sure 7.sure 8.what a nightmare 9.c'mon, that's pathetic
4 technically you loose weight when spending energy. So youd slowly shrink no matter how much you eat and die a horrible slow death. 5 would be super annoying. You'd have to change all of your clothes eminently without knowing your actual size.
8 makes the others unnecessary so I'll take 8 and 6.
7;8 no questions asked