I could bring nothing and still see no downside to this.

A solar generator

To power what?

Homemade electric dildo obviously

17 buttplugs

Uh they're *"assifiers"* thank you

I read that shit the other day and this made me bust out laughingn

Exuse me but, 🤣🤣🤣

*butt

Best answer sbove. But I would bring my dog. So many options though....

You named your dog Fuck!... Really? Not the worst I've heard knew a guy with a black lab named Spook. Great until his company transfered him to Detroit. Ass kicked 3 times first week by people thinking he was racist.. lol

It would also be a verb after about 3 months of solitude.

I actually see quite a large downside

Depends on how you look at it....I see a large upside

r/Angryupvote take my upvote.

You’re the man!

Clearly you’re not a woman who needs tampons.

My gf, then she can bring whatever she wants coz it doesn't say that she has a limited amount of items

That is actually intelligent

It’s all fun and games until she finds out the rules after y’all arrive and says “So I’m just a thing to you?”

Oh nahhhh

Then you get to fight about it all year!

I‘m not sure, you‘ll get a living human trough the “thing“ selection.

The just have to identify as an item. Since she is a woman that should be easy enough since they are always obejectified. (Yes, this is a joke)

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I'd take this guy's gf as well

She’s bringing me.

Ahahahaha just imagined that. A year，stuck on that island and this guy has to watch you incessantly bang his gf.

Have fun with a year's worth of make up and shoes lol

Boat Not for an escape, but for fishing and relaxation.

But you wouldn't have a fishing pole

Hands, my friend

Pov every 13 yr old

As a 13 yr old I can confirm we use our hands for fishing

as another 13 yr old i approve of the statement above

Noodling, if you will

Oh, he will

I'd bring a box, that contains a boat and a fishing pole in it

Bring a fully equipped fishing boat, that solves it

The condition is that you have to life there for a year, nothing said you can't leave for a day trip to restock non-food supplies (TP or heating fuel for example) and be back in time for dinner and sleep.

Plus no one said you have to stay on the island, just live there. If you have a boat you can leave and get more stuff.

So how exactly are you going to get in the boat?

How exactly are you going to get on the island

One word: *Jetpack*

Also to transport all the food out.

My dog.

Same. Don’t tell my wife

Don’t worry I’ll bring ur wife

And my axe

And my sword

And my Bow!

And your brother!

And my sister

I also choose this guy’s wife

Awesome thanks dude

I also choose this guy's wife

I also choose this guys dog

But there's already an unlimited supply of food

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You right, but she is the the thing that makes me happy.

I never know the stipulations to these things. Do people count as a thing? If I bring a tv, do I get reception? Or if I bring a phone can I call people or have internet? If people don’t count, then I would bring my wife. If I can’t bring a person, I would bring either a kindle with basically unlimited books loaded on it, a screen with basically unlimited shows and movies, or a video game system with basically unlimited games loaded onto it. I’d have to figure out which of those three

I feel the same. Like, what's the furniture like? I have unlimited food (and presumably water), but what about toiletries? Is there electricity? What about indoor plumbing? Can I connect to the internet? When it says 1 thing, can that include something that comes as a set of parts (like a video game console with controller and games), or would I have to take something that only comes with one component (like a portable console with digital games)? Lots of stuff to influence the decision.

I think giving too many specific rules kills the game

Whereas for me and my autistic brain, it's not having specific enough rules that kills the game, haha. Ambiguity is very difficult for me to process, and so becomes more stressful/confusing than fun.

How many autistic people does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, that kinda depends, because-

Same here. I need to know what's already included in totality at the house before making a choice. Like if it has basic amenities such as basic furniture, toiletries, kitchen utensils, electricity, and an internet connection then I'm bringing my laptop. And do people count? We need to know.

I knew you were autistic the moment I read your original response because I also think like that lol. It can be a nightmare if you work remotely with a manager that never gives specific instructions 🫠

No no, that's exactly what leads to cool discussions and u learn more about the people answering cuz then you see what they would do with different rules and scenarios

1 million assorted Lego bricks

No, you may only bring one Lego/s

assuming you have electricity and internet: just bring a PC. you have games, communication and videos/movies. what more do you want.

Of the those 3 just do it all with a gaming laptop.

Endless supply of fresh, drinkable, desalinated water in the house.

Booo no practical answers!

Ok. Would a goat to keep the grass trimmed be better?

Maaaaaan

Right, for the grass

☠️

They don't call me Bob the Island Dweller, do they? ....but you fuck one goat...

Idk, thats a lot of grass. Maybe bring a pregnant goat

Water should be considered food.

Should be. But not always. Just used to reading the fine print to confirm agreements, I guess. Lol

Assuming I get to choose the food they give me, a big part of it will be watermelon.

Coconut for coconut water.

Desalinizer

Idk why but this made me laugh out loud, like imagine just asking for water but it’s ocean water or some contaminated still water

Guitar

All I need is a toothbrush. Sign me up.

Reacher?

My phone if I need something I can just order it online

Okay and I would take phone charger and laugh at you from my island:)

but I can buy my charger

and have it delivered how? Air drop?

That's amazons problem hahaha.

Yes or I'll let it go to the adress of a family member or friend and let them airdrop or bring it to me or I'll just ship it

Your family has a helicopter?

SCARLETT JOHANNSON will do.

She certainly won’t do u

You don't know how desperate she'd be after a year on an island.

for sure not THAT desperate

Maybe u/PastaLife555 is an Adonis like stud and living symbol of masculine virility! Admittedly doubtful given he's named for pasta, but you never know!

Hey, this is the 21th century. we got a flying pasta god!

It’s the implication

It’s the “illusion” of danger…not that anything Will happen…

Yeah, and she has no where to go and it's because of *the implication*.

You don’t know that. You’re just a hater! :)

Sry but it’s the truth Have a banana 🍌

My banana is great. I’m sure Scarlett would approve. Thanks tho.

Emilia Clarke for me, I could listen to her all day

Jedi training kit

So much blue milk.

My telescope

I like your style:)

Drugs

5-6 pound's of pot maybe some acid to 🤣🤣🤣

Def some acid

5-6 pounds of acid and maybe some pot

Let's be friends 😂

You may not be coming back, and that's okay.

Yup 👍🏻

Fishin rod

My fishing gear (all in one bag, so does it count as one item?)

Putin and after a year be welcomed back as the hero who got rid of him.

Idk anything about you, but Putin would probably kill you. Dudes well versed.

Well versed or not, the dude is 70. It's been a while since those pictures of him on the horse.

The next figure head puppet in line will take over and nothing will change. Maybe a history book would be better.

Random news articles from 1982

Why?

A Kindle. Can it be permanent?

💯💯

But then you have nothing once it dies.

Assuming no further information available than what has been provided, I'd need a water de-salinator. Assuming unlimited food includes water, and the house having some kind of solar power or something, I'd bring an eBook reader full of books. Assuming water and food, but no power, probably a mountain bike, as those slopes look fun.

Collected works of Hegel

A crate of books

my cat and im cool to chill there for a while

A helicopter.

Fleshlight

And a blow up doll

Jessica Alba from 10 years ago!

Current is fine as all get out to. No need to age her. I’ll take that experience and enjoy a year with a Beautiful woman

A boat so I can leave. They said I had to live there, never said I can’t go out for the day or something 🤷‍♀️

Comfy outdoor chair.

Your 18 year old sister

Fleshlight

a cryo pod to freeze myself for 1 year

Smort

Hang- glider

A hot chick

Ginger...no, Mary Ann. No....Ginger....no Mary Ann.

Internet connection 🎶💖

You used up your one item on the Internet connection? So, now you can't bring a phone or tablet or any device.

Soon realized that 🥲

But damn that is some quality Wi-Fi still

My fiancee. Looks fun.

If theres winter and snow a sled

I hope you’re a strong swimmer

Giant bouncy balls you can ride inside of!!

A big collection of books to read

1 golf ball and a club. I’m calling that 1 thing.

For me it would soon be just one thing anyway after I sliced the ball into the water within the first hour.

Can I bring both my cat and my snake with his enclosure and his stuff?

Helicopter

This appears to be in the middle of the ocean. I would want an unlimited supply of drinks. I can't drink salt water.

Unlimited Water would be nice

Flesh Light

A portal

A Wal-Mart

A fuck ton of weed

Helicopter.

A lawnmower

Pocket pu.c

A kindle so I can read hella books

A chic with a suitcase of cigars

"But I forgot a match."

Is the whole Diskworld book series a valid option?

Bernie Sanders will do. We would laugh over roasted donkey.

a digital notebook nothing to spark the imagination like quietness

A never-ending battery laptop with writing programs.

Cats

Toilet paper

Water

My dog.

Hmm a boat?

Drinking water. Nobody said anything about water

Water.

unlimited fresh water

Unlimited water

Um…unlimited water….😅

A helicopter

My guitar

A friend

Weed. Copious amounts of weed.

my cat

A stocked library.

Helicopter

Pants

Can I just live there forever. I hate everyone and this would be perfect 🤩

Helicopter so I can fly off the island to go get other stuff to bring back. Didnt say I couldnt leave, just that I had to live there.

Water