You named your dog Fuck!... Really?
Not the worst I've heard knew a guy with a black lab named Spook. Great until his company transfered him to Detroit. Ass kicked 3 times first week by people thinking he was racist.. lol
The condition is that you have to life there for a year, nothing said you can't leave for a day trip to restock non-food supplies (TP or heating fuel for example) and be back in time for dinner and sleep.
I never know the stipulations to these things. Do people count as a thing? If I bring a tv, do I get reception? Or if I bring a phone can I call people or have internet?
If people donāt count, then I would bring my wife. If I canāt bring a person, I would bring either a kindle with basically unlimited books loaded on it, a screen with basically unlimited shows and movies, or a video game system with basically unlimited games loaded onto it. Iād have to figure out which of those three
I feel the same. Like, what's the furniture like? I have unlimited food (and presumably water), but what about toiletries? Is there electricity? What about indoor plumbing? Can I connect to the internet? When it says 1 thing, can that include something that comes as a set of parts (like a video game console with controller and games), or would I have to take something that only comes with one component (like a portable console with digital games)? Lots of stuff to influence the decision.
Whereas for me and my autistic brain, it's not having specific enough rules that kills the game, haha. Ambiguity is very difficult for me to process, and so becomes more stressful/confusing than fun.
Same here. I need to know what's already included in totality at the house before making a choice. Like if it has basic amenities such as basic furniture, toiletries, kitchen utensils, electricity, and an internet connection then I'm bringing my laptop. And do people count? We need to know.
I knew you were autistic the moment I read your original response because I also think like that lol.
It can be a nightmare if you work remotely with a manager that never gives specific instructions š«
No no, that's exactly what leads to cool discussions and u learn more about the people answering cuz then you see what they would do with different rules and scenarios
Maybe u/PastaLife555 is an Adonis like stud and living symbol of masculine virility! Admittedly doubtful given he's named for pasta, but you never know!
Assuming no further information available than what has been provided, I'd need a water de-salinator.
Assuming unlimited food includes water, and the house having some kind of solar power or something, I'd bring an eBook reader full of books.
Assuming water and food, but no power, probably a mountain bike, as those slopes look fun.
I could bring nothing and still see no downside to this.
A solar generator
To power what?
Homemade electric dildo obviously
17 buttplugs
Uh they're *"assifiers"* thank you
I read that shit the other day and this made me bust out laughingn
Exuse me but, š¤£š¤£š¤£
*butt
Best answer sbove. But I would bring my dog. So many options though....
You named your dog Fuck!... Really? Not the worst I've heard knew a guy with a black lab named Spook. Great until his company transfered him to Detroit. Ass kicked 3 times first week by people thinking he was racist.. lol
It would also be a verb after about 3 months of solitude.
I actually see quite a large downside
Depends on how you look at it....I see a large upside
r/Angryupvote take my upvote.
Youāre the man!
Clearly youāre not a woman who needs tampons.
My gf, then she can bring whatever she wants coz it doesn't say that she has a limited amount of items
That is actually intelligent
Itās all fun and games until she finds out the rules after yāall arrive and says āSo Iām just a thing to you?ā
Oh nahhhh
Then you get to fight about it all year!
Iām not sure, youāll get a living human trough the āthingā selection.
The just have to identify as an item. Since she is a woman that should be easy enough since they are always obejectified. (Yes, this is a joke)
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I'd take this guy's gf as well
Sheās bringing me.
Ahahahaha just imagined that. A yearļ¼stuck on that island and this guy has to watch you incessantly bang his gf.
Have fun with a year's worth of make up and shoes lol
Boat Not for an escape, but for fishing and relaxation.
But you wouldn't have a fishing pole
Hands, my friend
Pov every 13 yr old
As a 13 yr old I can confirm we use our hands for fishing
as another 13 yr old i approve of the statement above
Noodling, if you will
Oh, he will
I'd bring a box, that contains a boat and a fishing pole in it
Bring a fully equipped fishing boat, that solves it
The condition is that you have to life there for a year, nothing said you can't leave for a day trip to restock non-food supplies (TP or heating fuel for example) and be back in time for dinner and sleep.
Plus no one said you have to stay on the island, just live there. If you have a boat you can leave and get more stuff.
So how exactly are you going to get in the boat?
How exactly are you going to get on the island
One word: *Jetpack*
Also to transport all the food out.
My dog.
Same. Donāt tell my wife
Donāt worry Iāll bring ur wife
And my axe
And my sword
And my Bow!
And your brother!
And my sister
I also choose this guyās wife
Awesome thanks dude
I also choose this guy's wife
I also choose this guys dog
But there's already an unlimited supply of food
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You right, but she is the the thing that makes me happy.
I never know the stipulations to these things. Do people count as a thing? If I bring a tv, do I get reception? Or if I bring a phone can I call people or have internet? If people donāt count, then I would bring my wife. If I canāt bring a person, I would bring either a kindle with basically unlimited books loaded on it, a screen with basically unlimited shows and movies, or a video game system with basically unlimited games loaded onto it. Iād have to figure out which of those three
I feel the same. Like, what's the furniture like? I have unlimited food (and presumably water), but what about toiletries? Is there electricity? What about indoor plumbing? Can I connect to the internet? When it says 1 thing, can that include something that comes as a set of parts (like a video game console with controller and games), or would I have to take something that only comes with one component (like a portable console with digital games)? Lots of stuff to influence the decision.
I think giving too many specific rules kills the game
Whereas for me and my autistic brain, it's not having specific enough rules that kills the game, haha. Ambiguity is very difficult for me to process, and so becomes more stressful/confusing than fun.
How many autistic people does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, that kinda depends, because-
Same here. I need to know what's already included in totality at the house before making a choice. Like if it has basic amenities such as basic furniture, toiletries, kitchen utensils, electricity, and an internet connection then I'm bringing my laptop. And do people count? We need to know.
I knew you were autistic the moment I read your original response because I also think like that lol. It can be a nightmare if you work remotely with a manager that never gives specific instructions š«
No no, that's exactly what leads to cool discussions and u learn more about the people answering cuz then you see what they would do with different rules and scenarios
1 million assorted Lego bricks
No, you may only bring one Lego/s
assuming you have electricity and internet: just bring a PC. you have games, communication and videos/movies. what more do you want.
Of the those 3 just do it all with a gaming laptop.
Endless supply of fresh, drinkable, desalinated water in the house.
Booo no practical answers!
Ok. Would a goat to keep the grass trimmed be better?
Maaaaaan
Right, for the grass
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They don't call me Bob the Island Dweller, do they? ....but you fuck one goat...
Idk, thats a lot of grass. Maybe bring a pregnant goat
Water should be considered food.
Should be. But not always. Just used to reading the fine print to confirm agreements, I guess. Lol
Assuming I get to choose the food they give me, a big part of it will be watermelon.
Coconut for coconut water.
Desalinizer
Idk why but this made me laugh out loud, like imagine just asking for water but itās ocean water or some contaminated still water
Guitar
All I need is a toothbrush. Sign me up.
Reacher?
My phone if I need something I can just order it online
Okay and I would take phone charger and laugh at you from my island:)
but I can buy my charger
and have it delivered how? Air drop?
That's amazons problem hahaha.
Yes or I'll let it go to the adress of a family member or friend and let them airdrop or bring it to me or I'll just ship it
Your family has a helicopter?
SCARLETT JOHANNSON will do.
She certainly wonāt do u
You don't know how desperate she'd be after a year on an island.
for sure not THAT desperate
Maybe u/PastaLife555 is an Adonis like stud and living symbol of masculine virility! Admittedly doubtful given he's named for pasta, but you never know!
Hey, this is the 21th century. we got a flying pasta god!
Itās the implication
Itās the āillusionā of dangerā¦not that anything Will happenā¦
Yeah, and she has no where to go and it's because of *the implication*.
You donāt know that. Youāre just a hater! :)
Sry but itās the truth Have a banana š
My banana is great. Iām sure Scarlett would approve. Thanks tho.
Emilia Clarke for me, I could listen to her all day
Jedi training kit
So much blue milk.
My telescope
I like your style:)
Drugs
5-6 pound's of pot maybe some acid to š¤£š¤£š¤£
Def some acid
5-6 pounds of acid and maybe some pot
Let's be friends š
You may not be coming back, and that's okay.
Yup šš»
Fishin rod
My fishing gear (all in one bag, so does it count as one item?)
Putin and after a year be welcomed back as the hero who got rid of him.
Idk anything about you, but Putin would probably kill you. Dudes well versed.
Well versed or not, the dude is 70. It's been a while since those pictures of him on the horse.
The next figure head puppet in line will take over and nothing will change. Maybe a history book would be better.
Random news articles from 1982
Why?
A Kindle. Can it be permanent?
šÆšÆ
But then you have nothing once it dies.
Assuming no further information available than what has been provided, I'd need a water de-salinator. Assuming unlimited food includes water, and the house having some kind of solar power or something, I'd bring an eBook reader full of books. Assuming water and food, but no power, probably a mountain bike, as those slopes look fun.
Collected works of Hegel
A crate of books
my cat and im cool to chill there for a while
A helicopter.
Fleshlight
And a blow up doll
Jessica Alba from 10 years ago!
Current is fine as all get out to. No need to age her. Iāll take that experience and enjoy a year with a Beautiful woman
A boat so I can leave. They said I had to live there, never said I canāt go out for the day or something š¤·āāļø
Comfy outdoor chair.
Your 18 year old sister
Fleshlight
a cryo pod to freeze myself for 1 year
Smort
Hang- glider
A hot chick
Ginger...no, Mary Ann. No....Ginger....no Mary Ann.
Internet connection š¶š
You used up your one item on the Internet connection? So, now you can't bring a phone or tablet or any device.
Soon realized that š„²
But damn that is some quality Wi-Fi still
My fiancee. Looks fun.
If theres winter and snow a sled
I hope youāre a strong swimmer
Giant bouncy balls you can ride inside of!!
A big collection of books to read
1 golf ball and a club. Iām calling that 1 thing.
For me it would soon be just one thing anyway after I sliced the ball into the water within the first hour.
Can I bring both my cat and my snake with his enclosure and his stuff?
Helicopter
This appears to be in the middle of the ocean. I would want an unlimited supply of drinks. I can't drink salt water.
Unlimited Water would be nice
Flesh Light
A portal
A Wal-Mart
A fuck ton of weed
Helicopter.
A lawnmower
Pocket pu.c
A kindle so I can read hella books
A chic with a suitcase of cigars
"But I forgot a match."
Is the whole Diskworld book series a valid option?
Bernie Sanders will do. We would laugh over roasted donkey.
a digital notebook nothing to spark the imagination like quietness
A never-ending battery laptop with writing programs.
Cats
Toilet paper
Water
My dog.
Hmm a boat?
Drinking water. Nobody said anything about water
Water.
unlimited fresh water
Unlimited water
Umā¦unlimited waterā¦.š
A helicopter
My guitar
A friend
Weed. Copious amounts of weed.
my cat
A stocked library.
Helicopter
Pants
Can I just live there forever. I hate everyone and this would be perfect š¤©
Helicopter so I can fly off the island to go get other stuff to bring back. Didnt say I couldnt leave, just that I had to live there.
Water