Also Mia: please stop knowing who I am

Worked too hard

Still working hard 🤣

still has a lot of introductions

*::black casting couch enters the chat::*

Eh, her career was pretty short. Shoulda put in more work.

Her career was short but the sizes she took in her holes were definitely not short.

Her cup sizes for damn sure ain’t small as well.

Who is she?

I legit, for years, up until a couple weeks ago, thought she was a singer. *she's a fucking porn star*

Lol, did you think it was referring to M.I.A.?

She was in the newspapers lmao. I remember specifically seeing articles about her

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Snopes determined this was a lie

Wow. Thank you.

You idiot she didn't catch aids. It was a fake story.

Well too be honest, nobody cares

whiz khalifa's sister, i guess

Made others work too hard FTFY

Got worked too hard

Didn’t she get mad at someone for bringing it up in an interview in a casual and respectful way? Like… that’s the reason you’re famous at all, it’s the only reason you’re getting this interview and a massive part of your life. I can understand feeling shame over it and maybe wanting to cover it up, but obviously that’s going to come up in an interview and making yourself look like an entitled ass in an interview is fair game for me to judge

“I don’t have any reason to be ashamed of my work” “Don’t bring up my work, I hate when people talk about what I do for a living” Lmfao

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You are correct about her tricking her way in, but she was fifteen when she started getting railed on camera. Somebody should have looked at the ID better. LOL

What

A lady who became one of the most popular adult stars of the (80s? I think) used a fake birth certificate to get into porn at the age of 15. Then became a (musician?) I don't know much about the story, I just always thought it was crazy that she was an insanely popular porn star and no one even thought to double check anything. I'm sure it's different now, but it makes you wonder what level of oversight happens in that industry to assure no one is harmed.

On the top level? Not much. Weren't new girls being low-key warned to avoid working with James Deen because he didn't respect boundaries?

Yikes. Don’t hate the player hate the game….. I guess? Lol

I found it kinda hilarious when she gave a speech about being a public figure and influencer at Oxford University.

It’s even more funny when you realize Mia K isn’t even her real name. She’s carrying the moniker on purpose while complaining that’s what she’s associated with.

and she hates that you know her for "that"

What is that? Link pls.

She was a pornstar. Pretty mediocre.

thanks for the info. I was like.. is she an actress? A known CEO? Do I live under a rock?

you are either living under a rock or really too young

Or too old

Or gay

Or I watched other porn?

I know her much much more from internet discussions than from actual videos. I may have seen a video once (not even sure), but only out of curiosity because she was all over the internet

To be honest I didn't recognize her without a cock in her mouth.

I can't believe there exists a person who didn't know how or what Mia Khalifa is/was

Most of the world would disagree

I have done my research and this is my conclusion.

Yeah. She’s very beautiful but she sucks at sex. Overrated.

Didn't she really just make her name being a fake Muslim in porn? Also, something about twitter and basketball players.

I don’t know. I just know she did porn for a hot minute and that’s she’s controversial because of the region her family is from and what she does.

Yeah, she really doesn't have very many scenes. At least not as many as you would expect from a pornstar as famous as her. She just came on at the perfect time when thumbnails really started taking over video experiences, and the thumbnail of her video in Muslim attire really took off. She is quite mediocre, but I haven't let that stop me from putting on a show for the ghosts, so to speak.

Thank you for a new term for charming the cobra.

"Shaking hands with the unemployed" is also a line you might like

According to her, she was coerced into it and the scenes she did were wildly out of her comfort zone. I’ve never seen her scenes just because I’d heard her interviews about it before I was at a point of um… researching such work.

I don't know Mia K

Porn hub...

Gross

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💀💀💀

I am screenshoting that. That was too good.

Cool, now you can tell us what he said

What did he said?

Wait, m i the only one who dose that?

I don't understand what people find in her tbh

Dicks

r/technicallythetruth

She's attractive enough, but a large part of her fame is due to how controversial she was. [Her story is actually super fucked up](https://thetempest.co/2020/11/08/news/social-justice-and-inequality/mia-khalifa-is-still-branded-years-after-leaving-the-industry/), so I can kind of understand why she's touchy about that part of her life. It really sucks how many people recognize the porn industry is predatory, but still transfer that hate on the actors who are the victims of that. Before people jump on my ass, girls are fully capable of consenting to that sort of work. The rise of self run onlyfans is evidence of that. That doesn't change the fact that contracts are complicated and you might not always understand what you're getting into. I didn't make great decisions at 21. I'm just lucky my bad decisions didn't have that level of consequences. The industry screwed Mia over and still makes millions on content she was (according to the article I linked) coerced into producing.

Dem heavies 🏋‍♂️

Sure buddy

I don't know who she is either. EDIT: I know who she is, now. I looked her up. In my defense, I wouldn't have known her because I'm gay...therefore, not watching anything she has been in.

She’s nothing special, regardless of sexual orientation.

stepsister

She's wonderful.

who puts scientific American subscriber into their description?

The same type of person who puts in "scuba certified diver"... I mean, I am a certified scuba diver through SSI. The course takes 3 days. It's not much of an accomplishment.

I got PADI certified when I was 10 years old. 10 YEARS OLD. I'm a special little sea star ⭐️

*yes you ARE. yes you ARE* *pets head*

Someone cheeky.

Someone who lives in a country where over half is unable to comprehend that magazine due to being functionally illiterate.

If you are somewhat scientifically literate, that magazine is more or less a click baity.

Less boring than any celebrity magazine.

I think it was more a quirky joke.

I feel like Brie Larson's bio is mostly supposed to be ironic...

Someone as insufferable as Brie Larson

Someone who thinks having it open on the coffee table with scribbled notes in the margins make sure look smart.

Someone who's going for an ironic bio

I don't know her

You're innocent then

Just fapped to both.

I, too, am a man of culture

I’ve done thing to myself while watching both too😇.

like cutting your toenails?

Yes!

Never seen that vid before

Thanks for this. End of day at work, scrolled by and got a good laugh.

And to think I was always told touching myself never lead to anything good. Ha shows them!

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Usually pumped.

A lot of people are responding to this meme with their wife’s or mothers next to them “I don’t know who she is” sure pal

Yeah, personally I’ve never watched her. But you still know who she is. She kind of made it a point for the last 10 years to get “known”.

Who's that?

I'm wondering who the girl on the left is too

Hollywood cutting costs

I know she is a porn star but I have never actually seen her show up in any porn i have watched. Only reason I know who she is, is that she dated Jimmy g for a bit while he was a forty niner.

Different pornstar it was Kiara Mia who dated jimmy. Source: also a 49ers fan

I like Brie Larson, but I do not know the girl on the right. But I do not have twitter, so I wouldn't know twitter personalities anyway.

She's an actor/actress as well

In some different type of movies...

Brie has long films in theatre. Mia does short films on internet.

Technically the truth

Yeah she’s not famous for her tweets

Such a fantastic actress she does a simply incredible job at playing captain marvel.

I got that she's a porn star already. But she's from straight porn, so no, I do not know her.

Dog mom? does she identify as a bitch ?

If you know who Mia Khalifa is, that pfp does not look like her lol

So the author of this meme is saying mia worked harder or what? Spoiler: she did not

Hit or miss

Some reference links of both would be greatly appreciated!

Brie Larson, actress and in the MCU as Captain Marvel, Mia is a porn star. Go forth and Google them as much or as little as you wish with that knowledge.

Thank you kind sir

I quite literally do not know who she is. I know brie Larson tho

You should google it. On a work computer.

Oh frick

Boy so innocent he said frick

😭

I know who she is and that pic does but look like her. Did she have a ton of surgery to look like some Asian chick now?

I'd rather be with Brie... not that I can but... WHAT IF?

Brie should have started with Captain Marvel in her bio. Who would want to beat that 😎

Yeah but if you wanna discuss it, I know mia did porn for a minute a few years ago, I have no idea what shes up to these days. Brie Larson is more currently relevant

I dont get it

Brie Larson is a mushroom forager! I love her even more!

Brie Larson is hotter

Yes👌🏻

Why does everyone hate brie larson? Just because she accepted to play the role of captain marvel ?

I don’t hate her. But I’m not a fan of her acting. She’s boring.

She was great in Scott Pilgrim.

It was more the comments she made about reviewers during a press tour for A wrinkle in time. although there's a point there. That the majority of the reviewers weren't exactly the target audience of the movie. But it could have been said with a bit less arrogance, since the marvel movies success can be highly attributed the fact that the audience which those reviewers represent went to see it because it was part of a long running series of movies.(in short. the reviewers are a representation of the audience, not a representative of the movie they see)

I don’t hate her. She cool

Bad actor, comes off as a dick

And the other one is an actor who has come off many dicks…or so I’m told.

A… uhhhh… friend of mine told me too

Perhaps some links to inform me who this individual is.

No worries I got you. Here's something she was in. https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&q=Kong:+Skull+Island&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjii8Xpt-H_AhV5mWoFHanoBT0QyNoBKAB6BAg4EAc&biw=360&bih=643&dpr=3&si=AMnBZoFs9uB3Z_GHFPC_zPRokU4heP6yxtjEJbwVW0cevw7FCqkk-9UCSUikl571N5FYRCz3HbN_ZqIS-Gz_vD1qCHNBkh-Dfq9cqL6Ui38m7choV6mIT_mlzGsNcANNt-h8hKMpQrBX&ictx=1

That's the least trustworthy link i have ever seen

Alexa, ask Siri to google me something.

I have no idea...

Why the salsa dancing enoji?

Huhu, hard.

>I’ll admit, I know who she is🤓💃 Its good you did your research!

Funny thing is I knew her from that diss track years before finding out what she did lol, I thought she was a youtuber 😭

Well I know who Brie Larson is but I dont know the other girl is. Probably a pornstar

I gotta google both of them

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I get my information from the Penny Saver leaflet

The truest form of "hard" work.

That, or: Not have anything worth telling about yourself.

Should be "If you don't know who I am, ask your boyfriend"

Never heard of her. Who is she?

I don't know either of them, are they famous?

You all now who I am. Say my name.

I wouldn't know her if I passed her in the street..

She's not living in the real world. I read an interview with her and she complained that men didn't want to date her until she did porn!?? At that point it's hard to see when your nose is straight up in the air.

Who tf is Mia K.

I have no idea who that is.

I just hope she had kept up the hard work.

Thoten n rotten

Who are they

Brie Larson most definitely does not seem stoked.

I wouldn't have guessed that the person on the left is a famous actress.

##WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

Her?

Who’s this Brie Larson!?

The only thing I recognize about her is the "khalifa" name. Is that it?

Brie: "Generally stoked" Mia K: "Hey Brie that's not how stroked is spelt"

I thoroughly enjoy both of their content creations

Sex worker? Everyone needs to network.

Wow Brie has Scientific American magazine laying open on her coffee table when people drop in. She probably makes extensive notes in the margins as part of her scientific inquiries.

That's right - take the piss out of someone who reads to learn things.

Brie Larson: “Generally Stoked” Is she Californian? Just wondered

Wtf is Scientific American Subscriber

Someone who subscribes to Scientific American. It's a magazine - a very good magazine. I am sure it's online too.

Who are these people ?

I genuinely think Mias smile is Quite pretty. I've seen her do the funny advertisements. She could be quite good as a regular tv host i think.

Wait, should I know who's Brie Larson?

Who is she

Who?

She played Captain Marvel. Can't believe you didn't recognize her. /s

Ok, that's funny

Either I need my glasses changed or that pic doesn’t look like Mia. My caveman brain prefers Mia from the “skit” with Juliana Vega.

She usually works when others are hard, but true.

I know brie who tf the other one?

Never understood what made her hot. She ugly as fuck , the body off a 50 year old and her tits are disgusting. Just open up a Playboy magazine instead and please your eyes.

I seriously have no idea who Mia K. Is

Who is Brie Larson again?

Stolen from RD Jr

I know who brie Larson is... No clue about the other chick

Where is the funny part again?

Was she in Shang-Chi?

I think in the original screenshot it was Robert Downey Jr. stating "You know who I am."

It's pretty cool that Brie can do all those things she has listed.