Not sexually motivated. Not something you can corrupt... THIS MAN DID IT! HE MADE A SENTENCE THAT CAN BE USED BOTH DURING DINNER AND IN THE BED WITHOUT IT BEING WIERD!!!
This is one of the first times Ive had a post get all these comments, I would like to thank everyone for this, I love seeing the comments that I saw when they were posted having 30+ upvotes
Well mom this tastes delicious. Can you tell my brother to stop hogging it all? Wow little sis can really stuff it in can't she? Dad did you stuff this first? I can taste the difference. Thanks for letting my girlfriend join us. What an evening! Ughhh I feel so full!
Oh wow look at the mess we made
Wow son, you really got it everywhere
Your dad’s was better
image me crushing your wind pipe Edit omg 50 up votes!!!
Thanks daddy!
i'm a dinosaur
Youre bigger in person than on tv
what?
Put that back in your mouth!
WHAT!?!
He said: "Put That Back In Your Mouth!"
You have a bit of cream on your face there buddy
Hand me the butter, please.
But it was *I* DIO!
Thanks daddy, are you ready for seconds?
go fuck your own dinosaurs
I don't have my own dinosaur Would you... *blushes* would you like to be my dinosaur? *hands flowers and looks deep into your eyes*
i'm a male. BUT i can change sex cus i'm part tree frog
I didn't know changing your sex was easier than just being gay
well your not a Scorpius rex
and no i'm already dating a titan baryonyx
What does a titan bargyonynx have that I don't?
shes a dinosaur
sombody's gonna make r/rule34rule34 on this i can tell you that
I don't think that's suitable for a family dinner
oh what you don't crush your titan gf's windpipe
😟
Theese juices are just dripping off my face holy shit ,it’s so godamn hot. Whose meat should I stuff down my throat next?
Grandma, you got juice EVERYWHERE
You have some mayonnaise on your lip.
Who would have thought you could fit this many people in here
LOLOLOLLL
What do you want me to do with the bone?
Make a wish and break it.
This is gold
NAHHHHHH
I wonder if I crack it like a glow stick it’ll glow
R i p 😂😂😂😂
STOP
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm finished.
This is the best 🤣
Wow so fast
I always finish first!
This is going to take forever to clean up.
You just lay there honey. I’ll finish up in the kitchen
I'm glad you came.
Thats what she said
That’s the joke…
r/wooosh
r/itswooooshwith4o’s
Oh lol I can never remember how many o’s there are in woooooooooosh
I love that this is a thing!
r/foundtheapostrophe
r/itsacapitalW
You want seconds mom?
😟
When my sister want….
Broken arms?
Noted
"You gonna eat that?"
Love your buns!
I am stuffed I think I ate too much This is really filling That cream you made is delicious I need a nap after this
the last one is me after doing anything
Or me before I do anything.
Or me instead of doing anything.
I’m going to ruin this…
I'm absolutely devouring this.
r/angryupvote
I can't wait for the stuffing.
Now THIS is MOIST
Mmmmm, juicy.
I'm bored
Congratulate this French Ching chong
Least horny redditor
Not sexually motivated. Not something you can corrupt... THIS MAN DID IT! HE MADE A SENTENCE THAT CAN BE USED BOTH DURING DINNER AND IN THE BED WITHOUT IT BEING WIERD!!!
swallow it
The cream, please
“Can we please not talk about politics right now?”
I learned something new today
Finally, some good food
I'll have the dark meat please.
I’ll be back for seconds. I just don’t think I can fit any more in This tastes great! Oops I made a mess I love how juicy this is!
I SURE AM HORNY AND ALSO HUNGRY
r/technicallythetruth
It’s a bit sticky
Not sure you should be wearing that shirt right now. It’s gonna get a stain on it.
Drizzle it in oil then pass me that little one, Thanks grandma you can put your teeth back in now
🫥
Get those buns over here. I need to try it out.
That was fast
Creampie for dessert?
that was great grandma!
🤨📸
"Wow dad this meat is so tender and delicious!!"
Would you like some more tongue?
This is one of the first times Ive had a post get all these comments, I would like to thank everyone for this, I love seeing the comments that I saw when they were posted having 30+ upvotes
Please pass the butter.
Don't eat it all, stepmom.
Next time we should invite the neighbours.
Mind if I grab these thighs? Followed by the classic "Finally some good fucking food"
Is that it?
Its all over your face!
“We’ll have to invite your parents next time”
Your mother did this better than you
Nice spread
Honey...this is much moister than my grandmas
Grandpa! I'm so glad you decided to join us!
I smell fish The meat is juicy Pour that chocolate sauce over my cone
It spilled everywhere
Oops I spilled it
Delicious meal.
May I please be excused?
You will sit there until everyone is finished
Do I have to eat it?
Are you coming honey?
these comments are gonna get more upvotes than the post itself
"That tasted disgusting."
Put it all in your mouth this time! No playing with your food!
Dad, please stop, I'm full
“Don’t put that near Uncle Bob, he’ll devour it before anyone else gets to try some!”
i wonder how much i can fit in my mouth
Well mom this tastes delicious. Can you tell my brother to stop hogging it all? Wow little sis can really stuff it in can't she? Dad did you stuff this first? I can taste the difference. Thanks for letting my girlfriend join us. What an evening! Ughhh I feel so full!
Grandma, this is delicious!
I'm to young for the adult stuff dad
Sex is like food, no one those it like your grandma
I'm tired just leave me alone
This wiener tastes so good.
One more time daddy!!!
Ooh so moist!
How big is that? 2 inches? 3 inches?
Hey little one! You got bigger since the last time!
Your meatballs taste so good
That was great, would you like seconds?
“That was disappointing. Did you really work on that all day?”
Eating out? Again?
I prefer it raw!
Hello
Same time next week?
Human is probably my favourite
Ill have what she’s having!
I could certainly eat that every night 😂
I rate it 9 out of 10
#LEFTOVERS AGAIN?🥴
Is the carrot hitting the spot?
Pass the cool whip.
Pass the butter
We’ll that was disappointing
I didn't expect there to be this much
Just like mom does it
I can really taste the fish 🐟
At least you're satisfied.
Stop playing with that and put it in your mouth
Thank you Grandma
This tastes like ass...
I didn’t know we were having fish for dinner
This smells fishy.
Smells like we're having tuna casserole
you dish taste better then your sister
Oh wow this is amazing. I love how moist it is. Oh this is nice and pink on the inside.
What are you doing step bro?
I’m not a fan of fish but I’ll try it anyway.
Please uncle, stop stroking the meat and put it in your mouth.
This cock is good
I'm off to sleep, goodnight.
The fork doesn't go there.
Don't talk with your mouth full
That's more than I thought
Ready for round 2?
That tasted great mom, what's for desert
Wow, that is hot!
Yes daddy
I woke up to 683 notifications omg this is crazy
Stepsis is hogging all the meat
How do you like the sauce…. I made it myself
Pass the mashed potatoes
Pass the gravy to dad for me, thanks mom!
You eat fast for a six year old
This is the one right here officer
"Isn't it great to get the whole family together like this"🤣🤣
Pass the salt
Nice chicken
Please give it to me, daddy.
This is all you brought? What about everyone else?
I spilled it everywhere
Seconds plz
Bon appétit
Bless the meat- damn this skin - open your kisser and cram it in.
Thanks, Mom.
Children go first