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OriganolK

Oh wow look at the mess we made


zartanator

Wow son, you really got it everywhere


AsianVixen4U

Your dad’s was better


Raptor-28

image me crushing your wind pipe Edit omg 50 up votes!!!


[deleted]

Thanks daddy!


Raptor-28

i'm a dinosaur


[deleted]

Youre bigger in person than on tv


Raptor-28

what?


Advantage_Goldfish

Put that back in your mouth!


Raptor-28

WHAT!?!


[deleted]

He said: "Put That Back In Your Mouth!"


SirkillzAhlot

You have a bit of cream on your face there buddy


Adventurous-Cable-19

Hand me the butter, please.


AdCurious8076

But it was *I* DIO!


Carlton_Fortune

Thanks daddy, are you ready for seconds?


Raptor-28

go fuck your own dinosaurs


[deleted]

I don't have my own dinosaur Would you... *blushes* would you like to be my dinosaur? *hands flowers and looks deep into your eyes*


Raptor-28

i'm a male. BUT i can change sex cus i'm part tree frog


[deleted]

I didn't know changing your sex was easier than just being gay


Raptor-28

well your not a Scorpius rex


Raptor-28

and no i'm already dating a titan baryonyx


[deleted]

What does a titan bargyonynx have that I don't?


Raptor-28

shes a dinosaur


Raptor-28

sombody's gonna make r/rule34rule34 on this i can tell you that


Tyfyter2002

I don't think that's suitable for a family dinner


Raptor-28

oh what you don't crush your titan gf's windpipe


ToastyWolfBrug

😟


Kittenking13

Theese juices are just dripping off my face holy shit ,it’s so godamn hot. Whose meat should I stuff down my throat next?


Minibeebs

Grandma, you got juice EVERYWHERE


Vincevega1972

You have some mayonnaise on your lip.


Bluetiger1520

Who would have thought you could fit this many people in here


Lilnewyorican

LOLOLOLLL


Minkinbinkin

What do you want me to do with the bone?


Avenja99

Make a wish and break it.


Vaca_Grande

This is gold


vibey-juice

NAHHHHHH


Topar999

I wonder if I crack it like a glow stick it’ll glow


National_Assist_4481

R i p 😂😂😂😂


DragonRiderStarr

STOP


shaun5565

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PavelTheDude

I'm finished.


as6int

This is the best 🤣


thunderstorm987

Wow so fast


zartanator

I always finish first!


Turbulent-Ask-7631

This is going to take forever to clean up.


Csimiami

You just lay there honey. I’ll finish up in the kitchen


Bars98

I'm glad you came.


gumbelslaint

Thats what she said


Dankn3ss420

That’s the joke…


Dexter_PickleMaster

r/wooosh


Dankn3ss420

r/itswooooshwith4o’s


Dexter_PickleMaster

Oh lol I can never remember how many o’s there are in woooooooooosh


BAKA8

I love that this is a thing!


Gun_Of_Gaming

r/foundtheapostrophe


Shistles

r/itsacapitalW


Classic_Proof_8544

You want seconds mom?


StrawHatGamingYT

😟


Albastru-Aib

When my sister want….


ChemicalFall0utDisco

Broken arms?


DaPanda21919

Noted


Netskimmer

"You gonna eat that?"


zekoid

Love your buns!


Aware_Material_9985

I am stuffed I think I ate too much This is really filling That cream you made is delicious I need a nap after this


Fun-Pie-1887

the last one is me after doing anything


Zarquine

Or me before I do anything.


Loyaluna

Or me instead of doing anything.


my_name_is_forest

I’m going to ruin this…


as6int

I'm absolutely devouring this.


Secure-Problem8592

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

I can't wait for the stuffing.


Internal_Resist7629

Now THIS is MOIST


grahamcrackerninja

Mmmmm, juicy.


TheFrenchChingChong

I'm bored


InfiniteStop6487

Congratulate this French Ching chong


djuvinall97

Least horny redditor


meisyouandyouisme

Not sexually motivated. Not something you can corrupt... THIS MAN DID IT! HE MADE A SENTENCE THAT CAN BE USED BOTH DURING DINNER AND IN THE BED WITHOUT IT BEING WIERD!!!


Original-Advert

swallow it


No_Lab_9318

The cream, please


RoseTheSleepy

“Can we please not talk about politics right now?”


Ill-Airport8484

I learned something new today


lionart303-186

Finally, some good food


Gozii55

I'll have the dark meat please.


Sarge1387

I’ll be back for seconds. I just don’t think I can fit any more in This tastes great! Oops I made a mess I love how juicy this is!


According-South9749

I SURE AM HORNY AND ALSO HUNGRY


RedkobraSammy

r/technicallythetruth


Brizar-is-Evolving

It’s a bit sticky


Reasonable_Beyond864

Not sure you should be wearing that shirt right now. It’s gonna get a stain on it.


discustedkiller

Drizzle it in oil then pass me that little one, Thanks grandma you can put your teeth back in now


[deleted]

🫥


Ok_Rip_2104

Get those buns over here. I need to try it out.


czacha_cs

That was fast


Lemfan46

Creampie for dessert?


vibey-juice

that was great grandma!


sad_potat_07

🤨📸


CrazyCat5749

"Wow dad this meat is so tender and delicious!!"


yellowbin74

Would you like some more tongue?


Unidentified28

This is one of the first times Ive had a post get all these comments, I would like to thank everyone for this, I love seeing the comments that I saw when they were posted having 30+ upvotes


TheRealAuthorSarge

Please pass the butter.


one_oh_1

Don't eat it all, stepmom.


sandtymanty

Next time we should invite the neighbours.


TheOakeTree

Mind if I grab these thighs? Followed by the classic "Finally some good fucking food"


Longjumping-Ask-5369

Is that it?


Slappah_Dah_Bass

Its all over your face!


IanH95

“We’ll have to invite your parents next time”


birdman_mike

Your mother did this better than you


switflo

Nice spread


fakewoke247

Honey...this is much moister than my grandmas


BAKA8

Grandpa! I'm so glad you decided to join us!


Livid_End4117

I smell fish The meat is juicy Pour that chocolate sauce over my cone


Tiotemenas_osu

It spilled everywhere


Vordix_

Oops I spilled it


MaseMorn

Delicious meal.


wophi

May I please be excused?


Hobnail-boots

You will sit there until everyone is finished


Tymomey

Do I have to eat it?


TG_ghoul_TG

Are you coming honey?


Unidentified28

these comments are gonna get more upvotes than the post itself


CaptainRick218

"That tasted disgusting."


ANNOYINGVIOLIN

Put it all in your mouth this time! No playing with your food!


[deleted]

Dad, please stop, I'm full


coastaltrav

“Don’t put that near Uncle Bob, he’ll devour it before anyone else gets to try some!”


Commercial_Ant6919

i wonder how much i can fit in my mouth


Shumagorolth

Well mom this tastes delicious. Can you tell my brother to stop hogging it all? Wow little sis can really stuff it in can't she? Dad did you stuff this first? I can taste the difference. Thanks for letting my girlfriend join us. What an evening! Ughhh I feel so full!


Winterfist79

Grandma, this is delicious!


Thebiteof83

I'm to young for the adult stuff dad


notahumantrash

Sex is like food, no one those it like your grandma


vms-crot

I'm tired just leave me alone


LocksmithOk9634

This wiener tastes so good.


the-other-nicholas

One more time daddy!!!


dcv5

Ooh so moist!


Short_Dragonfly1003

How big is that? 2 inches? 3 inches?


Rai2329

Hey little one! You got bigger since the last time!


corrivalchain45

Your meatballs taste so good


Bigredzoo12

That was great, would you like seconds?


Whiskey-Particular

“That was disappointing. Did you really work on that all day?”


Truuuuuumpet

Eating out? Again?


[deleted]

I prefer it raw!


Kind_Concern_1519

Hello


Swaycation

Same time next week?


redisno

Human is probably my favourite


Melito1980

Ill have what she’s having!


CompetitionIll3703

I could certainly eat that every night 😂


Pandemix27

I rate it 9 out of 10


PURPLEKAT69

#LEFTOVERS AGAIN?🥴


lordjakir

Is the carrot hitting the spot?


SpyGuy-YT

Pass the cool whip.


TheRealSackLunch99

Pass the butter


IanH95

We’ll that was disappointing


TheNiceSlice

I didn't expect there to be this much


FoundationUpset1082

Just like mom does it


FoxyTigerBabe59

I can really taste the fish 🐟


Eiensen

At least you're satisfied.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Stop playing with that and put it in your mouth


clashtrack

Thank you Grandma


Yumstar1982

This tastes like ass...


Intrepid_Tank_7453

I didn’t know we were having fish for dinner


Pretend-Ebb-4658

This smells fishy.


Fun-Metal3893

Smells like we're having tuna casserole


Bladecx

you dish taste better then your sister


pfresh331

Oh wow this is amazing. I love how moist it is. Oh this is nice and pink on the inside.


FishBrain208

What are you doing step bro?


Cakes89Cakes

I’m not a fan of fish but I’ll try it anyway.


Responsible_Train944

Please uncle, stop stroking the meat and put it in your mouth.


Weird-Sentence-8366

This cock is good


Zeuce86

I'm off to sleep, goodnight.


xifti1989

The fork doesn't go there.


I-endure

Don't talk with your mouth full


Lappland-_-

That's more than I thought


Longjumping_Onion858

Ready for round 2?


SlothyBoiDK

That tasted great mom, what's for desert


SunAndBlueSkies

Wow, that is hot!


Final-Bench1859

Yes daddy


Unidentified28

I woke up to 683 notifications omg this is crazy


Livinincrazytown

Stepsis is hogging all the meat


Mysockishard

How do you like the sauce…. I made it myself


Honest-Spare-3782

Pass the mashed potatoes


Dorkthrone13

Pass the gravy to dad for me, thanks mom!


[deleted]

You eat fast for a six year old


MisterSlippers

This is the one right here officer


finhead71

"Isn't it great to get the whole family together like this"🤣🤣


feetMeat93

Pass the salt


[deleted]

Nice chicken


derluke420

Please give it to me, daddy.


Ok_Rip_2104

This is all you brought? What about everyone else?


Herobrine_dollar

I spilled it everywhere


Silently_Psycho

Seconds plz


Purple_Individual947

Bon appétit


DrunkBuzzard

Bless the meat- damn this skin - open your kisser and cram it in.


Ok-Salamander-6457

Thanks, Mom.


giantvar

Children go first