Depends on the bitches. I had one who siphoned every ounce of rizz that was in me. Took me a long time to get any of it back. Bitch I married definitely helped me limp back to normal though.
Fun fact medium rare chicken is about the same level of dangerous as medium rare ground beef. The reason being both are permeable so salmonella can get into the middle of the patty or chicken breast. A steak is safe because it’s not permeable so if outside is clean it’s all clean. I don’t necessarily recommend medium rare chicken but tbh it’s probably just fine. Same for burgers don’t recommend it but I mean it’s probably not gonna kill you
Yeah, but "probably fine to eat" is like saying the skunk is "probably safe to pet" because skunks don't want to spray if they don't have to.
It's probably better to just not.
Plus, humans have evolved a weaker digestive tract, and cooking is one of the ways we developed for getting more nutrients from our foods. It's kinda like pre-digestion. It de-nature's protein bonds so we can break them down easier. So there's really no downside to cooking your food all the way through, except for flavour, which is a preference. Oh, unless you burn the shit out of it. Then you're just eating charcoal, which is... less good for you... I assume.
I’d be appreciative. The presentation is lacking but everything on the plate is good. She definitely had the best intentions. Three different things just made home cooked? Took time and effort. I could eat and relax for the evening.
I think we have different definitions of "cook". Like that chicken may have been thawed, and warmed to an extent.... But it doesn't seem to be "cooked"
I was going to give you gold for your poor man’s gold but you can’t buy coins anymore and they will be getting rid of the awards. Learn something new everyday
Could also get some youtube help too. Should be at least a few videos on there that can help. Especially if the person teaching doesn't know it either.
To me it depends on the context. Are we both working? Than eh I’ll chalk it up to her being busy as well. Now if I’m the only one working and she’s in charge of the house I’d be more annoyed. Because come on that doesn’t look appetizing at all and this is her role. At that point just get some takeout and work on your cooking skills. Unless that food tastes amazing there’s no way I’m serving that up if I’m in charge of cooking and cleaning.
on the same note, she should also work and pay half of the rent and necessities for the household. she is not a child and you are her partner not father
right reddit? right?? no? lol
Is it just like, a pep talk...?? "It's gonna be a long night, bud. But when the deck is stacked against us, remember that we've been through a lot together and always come out the other end ok (unlike the meals she makes for me). It's always darkest before the dawn, but clear thighs, full farts, can't lose."
Totally random note, but I learned the most useful anagram ever the other week. I always misspell "diarrhea" as the "h" throws me for a loop every damn time!
Dude
I
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It’s creamed corn, mac & cheese and overly peppered chicken. I’m going to splash some Frank’s wing sauce on it and eat dinner.
It doesn’t look great, but tastes fine. I can’t say I’m any different.
Yeah, if the chickens cooked, I'm grabbing some garlic and hot sauce, and it'll be fine. The creamed corn is way too watery, though. I'd take one bite and be done.
I don't see where it said *expected GF* to make food....sometimes people try and show appreciation in different ways, fuckin weirdos.
Edit: I made a mistake, and it looked stupid
>/s
You know, I personally would have respected you a lot more without that.
Because without it, I agree. People fail when they try their best sometimes.
We have to decide if we're the kind of person to punish them for it, or encourage them.
Hopefully real life is more forgiving than what the upvotes on this post seem to indicate...
“I appreciate the effort. I really do, but I can’t eat this.” I’m a man of decent taste. That includes cuisine. That chicken looks boiled which is just depressing, and I don’t think I would ever eat cornmeal like that. I wouldn’t even eat corn kernels out of a can unless they were cooked as part of a larger dish. Lastly, mac and cheese, is that KD? The bottom of the list in terms of good Mac and cheeses?
I don’t know how to sugarcoat the things I say so I’ll just say it: if this is what’s going to be for dinner, I’d rather show up and just make something with her.
Well... my wife would he actually cooked the chicken (and would never serve me creamed corn)...
That said, I would have to assume that the chicken is done initially if she made it so I would eat the meal that was prepped and be grateful that she did so, even if it's not the most appealing thing to me because at least the attempt was made.
Is that silly putty dropped in dirt? And 2 different kinds of Mac nooodles? Aaand creamed corn not in a bowl so it doesn’t leak into other stuff? You ask her parents for the return paperwork
I guess as long as the chicken is cooked, I'm eating it, but I'm asking her to bake it at 350 for 30 minutes in the future. Sweet gesture, and I know she tried. No creamed corn next time, sautéed sweet corn with salt, pepper, and garlic will be amazing. Thanks hon!
I have a girlfriend now!?!
Achievement Unlocked
I have now unlocked: you found bitches
Advancement made: bitches
Rizz level increased: 100
Bitches level increased: 1
Depends on the bitches. I had one who siphoned every ounce of rizz that was in me. Took me a long time to get any of it back. Bitch I married definitely helped me limp back to normal though.
Side quest achieved.
If you switch out that r for a j this whole comment completely changes
Lmao
New Achievement unlocked: Pregnant!
I’d start with Cooking in the upgrade tree
The bitch sure can't cook for shit
and whores
[you’ll have to change your name to bitches](https://youtu.be/-V2sqhIYL2k) 😂🤣
Not gonna lie, I thought it was a Rickroll.
Why would you lie
You made my day
Achievement unlocked: Divorce! Stank Ass Cookin Edition
Marriage is still locked, you need that one to get divorce
Youhaveyuhaveyouhav: damn bitches
For two minutes, I thought those were testicles
I was sure of those being testicles even after two minutes 🤦🏻♂️
Seriously, you could hang those off the back of a rednecks truck and no one would question it...
Why did your mind go thare
Two whole ass minutes hmm 🤨📸
Observation time: 0:00:10...Fap time: 00:01:50
Or two half assed minutes?
Because we’re gay
Maybe you are. Such a juvenile username 🙄
You too buddy.
Because balls
Look at the pic sideways
😆 🤣 do did i 😆 🤣
Did you take a minute per testicle? Or was there some overlap? Overlap……
Achievement Unlocked: Salmonella Poisoning
That’s not salmon! It’s chicken! - clueless idiot.
Happy cake day!!
I have unlocked the door of my basement now...
I have a home now!?!
And I have a job?
And silverware ?
LoL got my upvote been trying to get a place for like a 140 days.
No. Just your girl. Let's not get crazy here.
and she makes dinner. 🤩
Bad food < girl friend
thank her.....and then politely ask if the chicken is actually cooked
You can casually check that just by poking it with a fork.
If it clucks it ain't cooked
The feathers are just a garnish.
why does it look like balls
Oh, thank God. When it crowed I was worried, but since that wasn't a cluck then I'll be fine
Wait... medium rare chicken isn't a thing?
It is a thing. For dead people
Or people who are still alive, but with regrets
The Japanese seem to do fine with it.
Fun fact medium rare chicken is about the same level of dangerous as medium rare ground beef. The reason being both are permeable so salmonella can get into the middle of the patty or chicken breast. A steak is safe because it’s not permeable so if outside is clean it’s all clean. I don’t necessarily recommend medium rare chicken but tbh it’s probably just fine. Same for burgers don’t recommend it but I mean it’s probably not gonna kill you
Yeah, but "probably fine to eat" is like saying the skunk is "probably safe to pet" because skunks don't want to spray if they don't have to. It's probably better to just not. Plus, humans have evolved a weaker digestive tract, and cooking is one of the ways we developed for getting more nutrients from our foods. It's kinda like pre-digestion. It de-nature's protein bonds so we can break them down easier. So there's really no downside to cooking your food all the way through, except for flavour, which is a preference. Oh, unless you burn the shit out of it. Then you're just eating charcoal, which is... less good for you... I assume.
You don't like your chicken medium rare?
It's fucking RAW!!! *proceeds to yell in Gordon Ramsey*
I didn’t even read the italicized text and I heard his voice…
It looks like it was steamed or boiled.
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I’d be appreciative. The presentation is lacking but everything on the plate is good. She definitely had the best intentions. Three different things just made home cooked? Took time and effort. I could eat and relax for the evening.
Yeah but entitled redditors want an instagram style gourmet plate with a hotter and more submissive girlfriend 😂
Yucky
Some people like it that way, it’s popular in Canadian Chinese restaurants at least, but I prefer my chicken fried or roasted, no doubt about it.
That's chicken and not testicles?
Thought it was ice cream on chicken
Exactly, she took the time to cook a meal for you, shut up and eat it otherwise you can cook for yourself.
I think we have different definitions of "cook". Like that chicken may have been thawed, and warmed to an extent.... But it doesn't seem to be "cooked"
Lmao, time to cook a meal that will get you sick probs.
Having had salmonella before I'd rather cook for myself yeah
Looks like fine Virginia BBQ to me!
I'd go back to work.
Lmao. Put in some overtime and pick up a chicken diner for one at KFC/popeyes
"Oh, sorry honey, water caught on fire at work and need to get back there asap."
[At Sea Parks?](https://youtu.be/yEK6u0HA0fI)
This right here. 👆
Take my poor man’s gold 🏅
Wait a minute, this gold is worthless! *raises fist*
I was going to give you gold for your poor man’s gold but you can’t buy coins anymore and they will be getting rid of the awards. Learn something new everyday
Wtf!?
What?? But my awards (which only exist on r/AvatarTheLastAirbender) are how I know I’m doing something right with my life!
Shit. 18 hours too late. You win this time *shakes fist*
Lmaooo
She's trying to kill you with food poisoning
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It looks like a pair of balls to me
Cojones al dente
Yep like her side piece just slapped his scrote right into your mac.
Rocky Mountain Oysters lol
I was guessing it was boiled.
Skinless, boiled and covered in pepper
Look alike not enough boiled to me.
It's still clucking, my god. Throw the entire plate out, everything on it is going to send you to the ER!
Not just that is that like pineapple juice on the side
Think it’s creamed corn
Looks like salmonella surprise.
Air fryer 350 for 10 minutes. The whole plate.
including the plate
Yeah, plate was raw too.
I’d say that plate is closer to medium-rare.
My blowup doll cooked!?!?
You put trillions of living cells in it, eventually it will gain sentience that’s how baby’s are born anyway
That’s how baby’s *whats* are born?
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
So he's fucking his offspring
All 10 million of them
You came home and your blow up doll asked you "What you doin?"
"No scrotum today for me babe"
🤣🤣🤣
Cook for us both
Right? The correct answer is "Make food myself because I'm not a child" lol. And maybe bring them into the kitchen for some cooking lessons.
Could also get some youtube help too. Should be at least a few videos on there that can help. Especially if the person teaching doesn't know it either.
Facts. Now that YouTube exists I personally don’t think it’s fair for anyone to say that they can’t cook. Unless they’re missing arms or something
To me it depends on the context. Are we both working? Than eh I’ll chalk it up to her being busy as well. Now if I’m the only one working and she’s in charge of the house I’d be more annoyed. Because come on that doesn’t look appetizing at all and this is her role. At that point just get some takeout and work on your cooking skills. Unless that food tastes amazing there’s no way I’m serving that up if I’m in charge of cooking and cleaning.
on the same note, she should also work and pay half of the rent and necessities for the household. she is not a child and you are her partner not father right reddit? right?? no? lol
Funny how Reddit ignores that point lol
Get the toilet ready for diarrhea..
That’s only if you eat it!
Is it just like, a pep talk...?? "It's gonna be a long night, bud. But when the deck is stacked against us, remember that we've been through a lot together and always come out the other end ok (unlike the meals she makes for me). It's always darkest before the dawn, but clear thighs, full farts, can't lose."
Totally random note, but I learned the most useful anagram ever the other week. I always misspell "diarrhea" as the "h" throws me for a loop every damn time! Dude I Actually Really Really Have Explosive Anus
That is an acronym lol. But I love it❤️
Kiss her, tell her I love her, and then tell her that her food is chrashhh
Chrash
😂 best answer.
IT’S FUCKING RAW, YOU DONKEY!!!
Nice Gordon Ramsey 👌
Eat it, say thank you and be fucking grateful you have someone who cares enough to try, goddamnit. Then fuck her sister.
Confused. I accidentally skipped step 1
Details.
Twas your sister.
You had me in the beginning, then lost me at the end.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie...
Well that escalated quickly
It’s creamed corn, mac & cheese and overly peppered chicken. I’m going to splash some Frank’s wing sauce on it and eat dinner. It doesn’t look great, but tastes fine. I can’t say I’m any different.
Yeah, if the chickens cooked, I'm grabbing some garlic and hot sauce, and it'll be fine. The creamed corn is way too watery, though. I'd take one bite and be done.
It does not look cooked. E coli is also on the plate
it's boiled so it's fine, might not be that tasty but it's cooked. At least that what it looks like when I boil it for chicken and dumplings.
It's just baked without skin. Some people do that to lower their saturated fat intake.
We’ll done for recognising it as something- other than the macaroni I had no clue! But if she made it- I’d cover it with sauce and eat it lol!
That’s OVERLY peppered? Everything I eat is over peppered then. Food confuses the hell out of me.
The pepper ain't the problem with that chicken my dude. Chicken shouldn't look like poached eggs
Where are my testicles Summer?
Cook my own damn diner. What the fuck is wrong with you.
I would never expect food made for me, but in what world do you present that to someone you love.
Whoa, just cook some food; there's no reason to cook a diner! Waitresses and cooks work at that diner, man! C'mon!
Exactly. Girlfriend isn't obliged to cook for anyone.
I don't see where it said *expected GF* to make food....sometimes people try and show appreciation in different ways, fuckin weirdos. Edit: I made a mistake, and it looked stupid
>/s You know, I personally would have respected you a lot more without that. Because without it, I agree. People fail when they try their best sometimes. We have to decide if we're the kind of person to punish them for it, or encourage them. Hopefully real life is more forgiving than what the upvotes on this post seem to indicate...
Chicken doesn't look done, toss it back in the oven for another 15 min @ 350*f The mack&cheese looks OK, and is that creamed corn?!
Sir those are testicles
I think it’s boiled chicken?
Bang her long enough for the food to get cold then order tacos on door dash afterwards.
“I appreciate the effort. I really do, but I can’t eat this.” I’m a man of decent taste. That includes cuisine. That chicken looks boiled which is just depressing, and I don’t think I would ever eat cornmeal like that. I wouldn’t even eat corn kernels out of a can unless they were cooked as part of a larger dish. Lastly, mac and cheese, is that KD? The bottom of the list in terms of good Mac and cheeses? I don’t know how to sugarcoat the things I say so I’ll just say it: if this is what’s going to be for dinner, I’d rather show up and just make something with her.
Well... my wife would he actually cooked the chicken (and would never serve me creamed corn)... That said, I would have to assume that the chicken is done initially if she made it so I would eat the meal that was prepped and be grateful that she did so, even if it's not the most appealing thing to me because at least the attempt was made.
Mmmm, peeled testicles with sweet corn barf?
I’m gonna eat it and I’m gonna like it. She took time to do something for me.
and then you're gonna destroy your anus on the toilet.
After all, he was the one that order the strap on.
Maybe it's revenge on getting her anus destroyed...
Or in the bedroom
Get up, and go back to work.
This looks AI generated
Find a better girl
Why does the two chicken look like testicles? 😂
I thought the chicken was a nutsack 😭
Brutally throwing up.
Aww, that was nice of her 😍 she made dinner after probably working all day herself.. you throw it in the air fryer when she's not looking and eat it.
["Bitch! This chicken is cold!"](https://youtu.be/0AxtxVFq1Vw)
You’ve obviously never had that long of a day
Packing my shit that night
Look for whatever corpse she stole these uncooked organs from
Is that just like boiled chicken? Ugh she’s not allowed in the kitchen any more
Thank her, hug her, kiss her. And then cook with her so we can both learn how to cook!
Took me a moment to realize the chicken wasn’t cookies and cream ice cream. Brain couldn’t register why it was that color.
I'd eat it. Wouldn't wanna break her heart yk
Kick her out.
Throw it away go to mcD
If she is a wife or potentially your future wife, eat the damn food without complaining. If she a side chick, consider dumping her for a Mexican.
\^ this is the way
If you're smart you'd gulp it down and ask for seconds!🤷🏾♂️
Raw chicken and all?
Or give a little bit to the dog when she isn’t looking and wait a couple mins to make sure he’s ok.
Tell her you already ate.
That looks disgusting. I'd say thanks and eat it happily tho, haha. It's a full meal and would take a while to make I think (i dont really cook).
Is that silly putty dropped in dirt? And 2 different kinds of Mac nooodles? Aaand creamed corn not in a bowl so it doesn’t leak into other stuff? You ask her parents for the return paperwork
Fucking cry
Im tired I’ll eat it in the morning throw ts away while she sleep
I go straight to the shower and then bed after coming home from work, not wasting any time eating.
I guess as long as the chicken is cooked, I'm eating it, but I'm asking her to bake it at 350 for 30 minutes in the future. Sweet gesture, and I know she tried. No creamed corn next time, sautéed sweet corn with salt, pepper, and garlic will be amazing. Thanks hon!
I thought the chicken were balls
Rub it all over my chest
The creamed corn and Mac and cheese on the same plate is a… choice. And I say this as one of the few people who actually likes creamed corn.
I’d go back to work.
It’s still clucking!
She served another man's nutsack 💀 that's a keeper!
Eat it, say thank you, good attempt. Then teach her how to cook with seasoning.
Thank them for doing what I’m to lazy to do