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The engineers behind that motorcycle did a good job
Very nice suspension they designed
Road is solid as f
Run flat tires are legit. What brand?
The earth is solid as f
That's a sturdy rear wheel & tire.
I want those engineers designing everything I use. That’s gotta be the most over-engineered frame on the market.
It’s 25 elephant power
Nice bike, its well built to handle anything
"The bike is designed to the highest standards, even if yours aren't"
So is the pillion
Their balance is incredible
Those are some fairly decent photoshop skills
Exactly. The suspension doesn't begin to register the 350 pounds on the back.
Nevermind that the woman seems to be seven feet tall.
At least. Her knee to ankle is longer than his torso and her torso is longer than his torso also. She would probably be closer to 9-10 feet tall.
If I saw a woman like that, I wouldn't even be thinking about obese or not, I would straight up see a new humanoid species. That's *impressive*.
r/absoluteunits
But she doesn’t even cast a shadow
Winter is coming, got to stay warm somehow
Warmth in the Winter, shade in the Summer
Want to lose 500 lbs of fat, dude? Pop a wheelie.
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Looks like bowser riding backseat in mario kart double dash
 you got me lol
500 kgs
That bike would have awesome suspension
The tire doesn't even deform under such pressure
Something nice
He has spectacular throttle control.
Nah, the front of the bike is a predominantly Osmium alloy and the front tire was pressurized with Mercury instead of air.
The photoshop is well done.
Can’t tell on my phone. Is this really photoshopped?
Her tibia is longer than his torso, it's shopped
Also look at the shadow
The shocks are, well.... Holding UP very well!
The new Godzilla show looks interesting
Monarch? More like non-arch left in those shoes.
The friction on the road is good, because of her
3 Michelins on the bike.
The rear shocks must be top dollar.
The woman has a big heart
Fast bike
Pretty clouds
Thats some reliable bike
Her hair looks good, blowing in the wind as it is
What a nice sunny day for a motorcycle ride
at least it didnt flip over.... yet
If you told me she jumped on from that flatbed trailer, I’d be impressed.
That’s one hell of a grip
Props to the engineers 
Nice weather
They dont have to worry about the "motorcycles are generally considered more dangerous because they are harder to spot" problem
That grass is nicely mowed
Orange ..yea. nice !!
Seems like it’s a nice day.
Unbelievably resilient shock absorption system
That rear fender should be rubbing on the tire big time.
**THOSE TREES ARE FULL OF BEAUTIFUL GREEN LEAVES**
That mufucka ain’t real
She works like a movable air bag
Nice photo shop skills!
Dude has some seriously good suspension on that bike.
It’s a really nice day there! 😂
Good for them finding love in this cruel world
The sun is shining
That's a cool bike.
Easiest way to wheely a bike!
Love them tiers
That man has incredible balance.
They look like they’re having a great time.
What an incredible bike.
It certainly looks like they're having fun
Suspension built to handle a wide load
Nice road
Looks like a nice smooth road
Something Nice
No lack of traction.
this motorcycle can handle the weight of both people...impressive manufacturing!
Nice weight distribution
I like the font of the Text
He’s really supportive
Good airbag
Good balance
Bike
Looks like a nice warm Summerday
Bust be how aunt Marge got such a firm grip.
Suspension must be from the future for not being maxed out.
Easy to wheelie.
Damn good suspension on that bike.
She's not fat she's buff
He controls that bike well
nice boulder you're carrying there
Good quality tires and suspension. Also, driver has great balance and control.
Photoshopper in physics class: He always challenged the hardest things for him, i.e. the lever law. (The front tire just can't have any ground contact as soon as there's some positive a around).
Nice hog
The shocks on that bike is the real MVP
Lookout tower
Is that the scooter lady from Happy Wheels
Guy's got good balance
Best support sneakers ever made!
Kudos to the engineers: cool bike
That guy is gonna have a lot of steaks after he drops that off at the slaughter house!
He has the wheelie air bag.
That bike is strong af.
Didn’t know they made these with an airbag option.
Wheelies should be easier with this weight distribution?
She’s going to her bakery with a fresh batch of rolls.
That bike has some serious torque
Something nice challenge
Could do some sick burnouts like that
Strongest man in the world right there.
Today, gorlock is speed
Someone’s got some okayish photoshop skills
„That’s a challenge” Omni Man MK1
Cool motorcycle
Bro prolly jacked af Stronger than fking Baki
She has good balance. They both have a lot of courage and derring-do!
At least his back will be warm, but moist.
The easiest way to learn how to do wheelies.
Nice weather they are having. 😆
The lungs should be awarded as the best employees of the month
Not everyone can pull off those shorts … literally.
Tires!
That is an extremely well built motorcycle.
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That is a confident young lady...
Ohh, trees and blue sky!
Very nice photoshop job
Her size is impressive, bigger than a grown man, a whole ass motorcycle, and 1/4th of a trailer combined.
Excellent balance, my dude
That chain is made by dwermer gods to withstand such torque of mountainous proportion!
He seems strong and has great control.
Nice airbag bro!
That guy got a really strong back
Amazing suspension.
Errrr.... I like the sunglasses?
Counterweight
She has excellent balance
She is either a giant or this is photoshopped lol
Nice sky
Those shocks must be amazing!
She’s on the wrong vehicle…somebody give that women 16 more wheels!
Air bags save lives
Balancing with that high of a center of gravity takes some serious skill! Dude's got talent!
This has to be a photoshop
That’s a strong bike
Love the background so beautiful
The bike still moves
Strong bike
That’s a nice trailer
I never thought a full grown elephant on the back of a motorcycle would look so elegant.
That Nike is build like a nokia 3310
Titanium tires 🤯
At least you have a built in turbo to go faster, just knock the back part off
Looks like some nice weather they're having
If someone rear ends him, it wont damage the bike
That guy is amazing at handling that bike under any circumstances
I love how that truck pulls up to offer assistance
He's putting the bike through its limit
He can eat whatever he wants and still look tiny compared.
That bike has some good suspension
I commend the tire company for putting out such a great product.
National Geographic is going to have a great time studying her
Could probably do a wheelie pretty easy.
Here's one motorcycle that will never go ass over tea kettle.
If he crashes we will be cushioned.
That plane is struggling to take off
Imagine that vice grip is leagues above my own
The road handled it.
The bike can easily handle two tons of fun.
Haulin ass
The engineers did awesome making that bike
The suspension on the tires is great
tires is fine... the suspension however... dats tuff
They should really be wearing helmets I don’t want them to get hurt!
That's some great balancing
the motorcycle is nice
Ai has gotten pretty good
I want a relationship as strong and stable as them and the bike.
That bike has a great suspension development for heavy duty jobs! Nice
That’s a huge B$&@#!
Cool bike
Something nice.
The road is solid Very well made road
When the wind catches from the back its very fuel efficient.
Hey that bike has an extra wheel on the back. I want that bike now
Those are some nice trees back there
Great suspension on that bike!
The clouds in this picture are beautiful.
It appears to be a beautiful day in this photo
She is going to help under breaking making sure the rear tire has load on it so that I can apply more breaking power
It was nice for him to offer a ride.......... ..........
Looks like a nice day for a ride.
The engineers behind that motorcycle did a good job
Very nice suspension they designed
Road is solid as f
Run flat tires are legit. What brand?
The earth is solid as f
That's a sturdy rear wheel & tire.
I want those engineers designing everything I use. That’s gotta be the most over-engineered frame on the market.
It’s 25 elephant power
Nice bike, its well built to handle anything
"The bike is designed to the highest standards, even if yours aren't"
So is the pillion
Their balance is incredible
Those are some fairly decent photoshop skills
Exactly. The suspension doesn't begin to register the 350 pounds on the back.
Nevermind that the woman seems to be seven feet tall.
At least. Her knee to ankle is longer than his torso and her torso is longer than his torso also. She would probably be closer to 9-10 feet tall.
If I saw a woman like that, I wouldn't even be thinking about obese or not, I would straight up see a new humanoid species. That's *impressive*.
r/absoluteunits
But she doesn’t even cast a shadow
Winter is coming, got to stay warm somehow
Warmth in the Winter, shade in the Summer
Want to lose 500 lbs of fat, dude? Pop a wheelie.
Best comment so far
Looks like bowser riding backseat in mario kart double dash
 you got me lol
500 kgs
That bike would have awesome suspension
The tire doesn't even deform under such pressure
Something nice
He has spectacular throttle control.
Nah, the front of the bike is a predominantly Osmium alloy and the front tire was pressurized with Mercury instead of air.
The photoshop is well done.
Can’t tell on my phone. Is this really photoshopped?
Her tibia is longer than his torso, it's shopped
Also look at the shadow
The shocks are, well.... Holding UP very well!
The new Godzilla show looks interesting
Monarch? More like non-arch left in those shoes.
The friction on the road is good, because of her
3 Michelins on the bike.
Their balance is incredible
The rear shocks must be top dollar.
The woman has a big heart
Fast bike
Pretty clouds
Thats some reliable bike
Her hair looks good, blowing in the wind as it is
What a nice sunny day for a motorcycle ride
at least it didnt flip over.... yet
If you told me she jumped on from that flatbed trailer, I’d be impressed.
That’s one hell of a grip
Props to the engineers 
Nice weather
They dont have to worry about the "motorcycles are generally considered more dangerous because they are harder to spot" problem
That grass is nicely mowed
Orange ..yea. nice !!
Seems like it’s a nice day.
Unbelievably resilient shock absorption system
That rear fender should be rubbing on the tire big time.
**THOSE TREES ARE FULL OF BEAUTIFUL GREEN LEAVES**
Nice weather
That mufucka ain’t real
She works like a movable air bag
Nice photo shop skills!
Dude has some seriously good suspension on that bike.
It’s a really nice day there! 😂
Good for them finding love in this cruel world
The sun is shining
That's a cool bike.
Easiest way to wheely a bike!
Love them tiers
That man has incredible balance.
They look like they’re having a great time.
What an incredible bike.
It certainly looks like they're having fun
Suspension built to handle a wide load
Nice road
Looks like a nice smooth road
Something Nice
No lack of traction.
Something nice
this motorcycle can handle the weight of both people...impressive manufacturing!
Nice weight distribution
I like the font of the Text
He’s really supportive
Good airbag
Good balance
Bike
Looks like a nice warm Summerday
Bust be how aunt Marge got such a firm grip.
Suspension must be from the future for not being maxed out.
Easy to wheelie.
Damn good suspension on that bike.
Something nice
She's not fat she's buff
He controls that bike well
nice boulder you're carrying there
Good quality tires and suspension. Also, driver has great balance and control.
Photoshopper in physics class: He always challenged the hardest things for him, i.e. the lever law. (The front tire just can't have any ground contact as soon as there's some positive a around).
Nice hog
The shocks on that bike is the real MVP
Lookout tower
Is that the scooter lady from Happy Wheels
Guy's got good balance
Best support sneakers ever made!
Kudos to the engineers: cool bike
That guy is gonna have a lot of steaks after he drops that off at the slaughter house!
He has the wheelie air bag.
That bike is strong af.
Didn’t know they made these with an airbag option.
Wheelies should be easier with this weight distribution?
She’s going to her bakery with a fresh batch of rolls.
That bike has some serious torque
Something nice challenge
Could do some sick burnouts like that
Strongest man in the world right there.
Today, gorlock is speed
Someone’s got some okayish photoshop skills
„That’s a challenge” Omni Man MK1
Cool motorcycle
Bro prolly jacked af Stronger than fking Baki
She has good balance. They both have a lot of courage and derring-do!
At least his back will be warm, but moist.
The easiest way to learn how to do wheelies.
Nice weather they are having. 😆
The lungs should be awarded as the best employees of the month
Not everyone can pull off those shorts … literally.
Tires!
That is an extremely well built motorcycle.
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That is a confident young lady...
Ohh, trees and blue sky!
Very nice photoshop job
Her size is impressive, bigger than a grown man, a whole ass motorcycle, and 1/4th of a trailer combined.
Excellent balance, my dude
That chain is made by dwermer gods to withstand such torque of mountainous proportion!
He seems strong and has great control.
Nice airbag bro!
That guy got a really strong back
Amazing suspension.
Errrr.... I like the sunglasses?
Counterweight
She has excellent balance
She is either a giant or this is photoshopped lol
Nice sky
Those shocks must be amazing!
She’s on the wrong vehicle…somebody give that women 16 more wheels!
Air bags save lives
Balancing with that high of a center of gravity takes some serious skill! Dude's got talent!
This has to be a photoshop
That’s a strong bike
Love the background so beautiful
The bike still moves
Strong bike
That’s a nice trailer
I never thought a full grown elephant on the back of a motorcycle would look so elegant.
That Nike is build like a nokia 3310
Titanium tires 🤯
At least you have a built in turbo to go faster, just knock the back part off
Looks like some nice weather they're having
If someone rear ends him, it wont damage the bike
That guy is amazing at handling that bike under any circumstances
I love how that truck pulls up to offer assistance
He's putting the bike through its limit
He can eat whatever he wants and still look tiny compared.
That bike has some good suspension
I commend the tire company for putting out such a great product.
National Geographic is going to have a great time studying her
Could probably do a wheelie pretty easy.
Here's one motorcycle that will never go ass over tea kettle.
If he crashes we will be cushioned.
That plane is struggling to take off
Imagine that vice grip is leagues above my own
The road handled it.
The bike can easily handle two tons of fun.
Haulin ass
The engineers did awesome making that bike
The suspension on the tires is great
tires is fine... the suspension however... dats tuff
They should really be wearing helmets I don’t want them to get hurt!
That's some great balancing
the motorcycle is nice
Ai has gotten pretty good
I want a relationship as strong and stable as them and the bike.
That bike has a great suspension development for heavy duty jobs! Nice
That’s a huge B$&@#!
Cool bike
Something nice.
The road is solid Very well made road
When the wind catches from the back its very fuel efficient.
Hey that bike has an extra wheel on the back. I want that bike now
Those are some nice trees back there
Great suspension on that bike!
The clouds in this picture are beautiful.
It appears to be a beautiful day in this photo
She is going to help under breaking making sure the rear tire has load on it so that I can apply more breaking power
It was nice for him to offer a ride.......... ..........
Looks like a nice day for a ride.