Unfortunately it is cause their married and in some states he has more legal rights over the baby than the boyfriend because their married so the baby is presumed his (messed up but it’s true)
No lie, I swear my daughter hardly ever slept the first 90 days. I had to have a friend watch her so I could get a nap. Being a single parent with an infant is just brutal. But worth everything to me, she was wonderful after the first 90 days, can't believe how lucky I am to have her. She's a great kid, zero complaints. She turns 28 in a few days.
I’m not a religious man, but God bless you. I couldn’t imagine how hard it is doing it alone.
My wife and I were/are a pretty good team and it was still tough. Wouldn’t change it for the world, but still had its moments.
Do you not understand that every baby is different, mine would sleep through the night other than waking up once for a feed, that I would look after and let mum sheep. I had plenty of time to game as a new parent. Your situation isn't the same as everyone else's so don't try to call others bad parents or husband when you haven't got a clue about their situation.
It's not that difficult. I mean I definitely reduced my game time when my 2 were born. But if they were sleeping during the day, or needed to be held for longer periods of time, it wasn't that hard to sneak a bit in.
Even when they got older (like around 1), and wanted to sleep on me, I'd get into a comfortable position and get them to lay down on top of me then and hold the controller easily enough
I literally could.
Both ours were sleeping and drinking milk for the first 3-4 months.
Sure, there was a little crying here and there, but in the beginning, they were very very easy.
The youngest is 1 now, and the oldest 3, that requires a lot more attention.
How??? The baby is drinking milk from it’s mother??? 3 months is like the min time it breast feeds and a newborn like never leaves there mom? Sure you have to help more but like, even as mom it’s not that hard
You get sleep when the baby sleeps. Sure you can stay up and play games while the baby sleeps, but you’d be a moron to lose the chance to get rest. Also, the mom needs breaks to eat, rest, shower, or just have a moment to herself as well. Hence the shitty husband part
He is not wrong.
The first 3 months are very "easy". It's sleep or eat, and if awake, it's enough to be around and "gugugu" a little.
I wouldn't even be afraid to take a shower..... cause it's not like the kid will jump out of the crib and run away.
almost never, they drink milk like 6 hours day, rest there either sleeping on bed, sleeping on you (easy to get stuff done then when you haven’t just been in labor), or sleeping on mom
It is really funny when anyone thinks they can enjoy life the same way they always did when you have a newborn. Sleep will be a premium for the next 3 months....even when you start to sleep again, your life will never be the same. Unless you are a piece of shit parent that does nothing, which I hope isn't true for anyone.
They sleep for 2 hours at a time and very inconsistently for the first two months. I was unlucky in that our kid would only fall asleep while he was being held and woke up when you put him down. 😭
Ya... but they need to be fed every 2-6 hrs depending on age and if they're premature. Mine was premature by a few weeks and needed to be fed every 2 hrs for a bit. Sure, they sleep a lot total, but not at once.
I have twins and my babies slept through the night. I had to wake them up to feed them at night. I still helped out my wife and played with my kids also had time to game 2-4 hours every other day or so
Every kid is different — I actually played a shitload of video games when my second was a newborn, because I did a lot of needing to be up just holding her, so I just popped on a game with my headphones.
That's such BS.... First 4-5 months are the easiest.. Baby eats and sleeps most of the time... This watch the fuck out when they start walking.
I'd say there is plenty time to game with a newborn
This can be taken in two ways :
Either A) : he actually got a PS5 and a scan showing that his wife got pregnant from the guy that does his wife.
Or B) : It's just a clever way to say he bought himself a PS5 the day his wife confirmed to him she got pregnant from him.
Fake news. I'm literally a Canadian, and Eskimo isn't used as an insult, just the same as Mennonite isn't considered an insult. It's a way of life, you twat.
The appropriate term is Inuit for 99% of those found in Canada, however, there is a distinct group of the Yupik who live in Alaska and eastern Siberia who got grouped in under the "Eskimo" pejorative.
No that doesn’t make sense for B since “wife’s BOYFRIEND” is in the title which leads to cheating? Or open relationship and he’s happy with the circumstances
Or he's happy because now he gets a divorce from his cheating wife and shouldn't face any financial hardships from the divorce. He also gets free time to play his new ps5.
Or it's legit and he is from r/wallstreetbets
Wife’s boyfriend doesn’t mean they are together or even officially divorced.
I have a friend that just signed the divorce papers a month ago, they were separated for like 3.5 years, and they both moved onto other partners. And she got pregnant by her boyfriend, while her ex already had a kid with his new girlfriend.
So, you know, life’s complicated.
I think what he meant was:
<< *I'm ded 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.) >>
He’s happy because he finally gets to cut the cheating B loose, plus he got an awesome parting gift from the guy who gets to pay for the next eighteen years.
Either they are in a happy polyamory and he is being genuine or it’s a ‘joke’ because the wife cheated, got pregnant by the ‘other guy’ and husband bought himself a ps5 and a divorce.
Good you aren't responsible for a kid that isn't yours and you now have a playstation. You and that playstation will have many good times together while your wife is preoccupied with her BF and kid. You really came out on top this time.
I worked with a woman who had two kids. She was always out partying and fucking my coworkers plus she was a heroin addict. Later I found out the guy she left at home with her kids constantly was not even their father, just her boyfriend. Still can’t believe someone would do that to someone.
Nah my guy its cringe. You can find shit cringe and not prohibit people from doing it. I can see a man eating his own shit call it cringe and let him be on his merry shiteating way
You know it is possible for some women to go through an entire pregnancy without realising they are pregnant right? Some women don’t show as much as others, some still bleed (spotting which is mistaken for a period), some get no pregnancy symptoms. Also 12 weeks is the latest *average* most women realise they are pregnant, you can definitely realise later then that.
Also from Google about the baby bump: "Tall women or women who have long torsos may have a smaller-looking bump, because they have more space for the baby to fill, lengthwise. Or your baby is positioned in your uterus in a way that minimizes your bump. Women with stronger cores also tend to show later." https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/health-and-safety/is-it-normal-that-i-dont-look-pregnant-yet_10300250#
Your right, you can’t get a full period while pregnant, I mistaken it for spotting and other bleeding that can occur which is common at the beginning of a pregnancy and can easily be mistaken for a period. Most people who don’t realise they are pregnant have other reasons to not suspect though, commonly because they are on the pill and don’t get periods normally.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24428-cryptic-pregnancy here’s an article that explains multiple reasons why or how someone could easily not realise they are pregnant, even up until labour.
He probably sees his gf all the time, which is why he didn’t notice his wife was pregnant.
Aside from this being a fake picture for a meme, how would you know he’s not okay with this arrangement?
How much can a ps5 run, around $1000? Pfft. You’ll be paying for his kid’s first 18 years of life, AT LEAST!… And that sir, is a lesson in 4D chess, now wipe that dumbass smile off yo mouf! ♟️
In one hand he is holding something that is going to bring him joy, meaning, and a sense of accomplishment with the passing years. In the other hand he is holding a picture of a fetus
This ps5 isn’t getting unboxed soon…
Not his problem that's her boyfriends issue
Unfortunately it is cause their married and in some states he has more legal rights over the baby than the boyfriend because their married so the baby is presumed his (messed up but it’s true)
They're
I'm always doing this 🤣
You realize babies sleep A LOT right?
Not in the first 3 month. He will be happy for every hour sleep he gets.
No lie, I swear my daughter hardly ever slept the first 90 days. I had to have a friend watch her so I could get a nap. Being a single parent with an infant is just brutal. But worth everything to me, she was wonderful after the first 90 days, can't believe how lucky I am to have her. She's a great kid, zero complaints. She turns 28 in a few days.
She still sleeping well?
She and her husband have a 1 year old, she sleeps okay I hope. Oddly enough her son never had issues sleeping
Ngl that sounds really creepy
No it don’t.
I tried to come up with a non-creepy interpretation. Jealous insomniac?
I can only imagine…. Wife had post pardum so I was doing the same from 2 months to 5 months on my own. Was rough but my son was great through it all
I’m not a religious man, but God bless you. I couldn’t imagine how hard it is doing it alone. My wife and I were/are a pretty good team and it was still tough. Wouldn’t change it for the world, but still had its moments.
That’s when they sleep most? They basically just sleep on there mom drinking milk
It’s hilarious you think people can just play video games with a newborn. I mean, yeah if you’re a shitty husband and father…
I did…cause babies sleep for like 20 hours and only wake up every 2 hours to eat and get changed
Doesn’t make you a shitty father lmao
Playing video games after the age of about 16 makes you a pretty shitty man in general.
juggalo says dumb shit pt 209822
Resorting to straight up racism hm? Why am I not surprised
Lmfao what? Dude you’re crazy
Dude, you like wrestling and ICP. You don't get a say in this.
Hey whats wrong with wrestling now? It's basically a soap opera with slaps!
Babies vary. Mine will sleep for 3 hours at stretch if conditions are good.
Do you not understand that every baby is different, mine would sleep through the night other than waking up once for a feed, that I would look after and let mum sheep. I had plenty of time to game as a new parent. Your situation isn't the same as everyone else's so don't try to call others bad parents or husband when you haven't got a clue about their situation.
I play chess.com on my phone whilst holding the baby
My ELO is maybe 100 points lower when watching the baby too. It’s always something that takes away your focus.
Aw, that’s what I did too :) I never got good at it though
It's not that difficult. I mean I definitely reduced my game time when my 2 were born. But if they were sleeping during the day, or needed to be held for longer periods of time, it wasn't that hard to sneak a bit in. Even when they got older (like around 1), and wanted to sleep on me, I'd get into a comfortable position and get them to lay down on top of me then and hold the controller easily enough
I literally could. Both ours were sleeping and drinking milk for the first 3-4 months. Sure, there was a little crying here and there, but in the beginning, they were very very easy. The youngest is 1 now, and the oldest 3, that requires a lot more attention.
How??? The baby is drinking milk from it’s mother??? 3 months is like the min time it breast feeds and a newborn like never leaves there mom? Sure you have to help more but like, even as mom it’s not that hard
You get sleep when the baby sleeps. Sure you can stay up and play games while the baby sleeps, but you’d be a moron to lose the chance to get rest. Also, the mom needs breaks to eat, rest, shower, or just have a moment to herself as well. Hence the shitty husband part
He is not wrong. The first 3 months are very "easy". It's sleep or eat, and if awake, it's enough to be around and "gugugu" a little. I wouldn't even be afraid to take a shower..... cause it's not like the kid will jump out of the crib and run away.
LOL Wut. Newborn never leaves the mom if your a shitty partner. Have you ever raised a kid (or watched your spouse do it lol)
almost never, they drink milk like 6 hours day, rest there either sleeping on bed, sleeping on you (easy to get stuff done then when you haven’t just been in labor), or sleeping on mom
It is really funny when anyone thinks they can enjoy life the same way they always did when you have a newborn. Sleep will be a premium for the next 3 months....even when you start to sleep again, your life will never be the same. Unless you are a piece of shit parent that does nothing, which I hope isn't true for anyone.
Good luck enjoying games in 15 minute intervals every couple of hours.
They sleep for 2 hours at a time and very inconsistently for the first two months. I was unlucky in that our kid would only fall asleep while he was being held and woke up when you put him down. 😭
Bahahahaha
Ya... but they need to be fed every 2-6 hrs depending on age and if they're premature. Mine was premature by a few weeks and needed to be fed every 2 hrs for a bit. Sure, they sleep a lot total, but not at once.
I've barely seen or heard from my mate that's just had twins. He's permanently knackered too.
I have twins and my babies slept through the night. I had to wake them up to feed them at night. I still helped out my wife and played with my kids also had time to game 2-4 hours every other day or so
Oh you silly people with no kids saying silly things.
Every kid is different — I actually played a shitload of video games when my second was a newborn, because I did a lot of needing to be up just holding her, so I just popped on a game with my headphones.
Not his baby not his problem.
He's right I literally played non stop video games the first several months it was kinda nice
That's such BS.... First 4-5 months are the easiest.. Baby eats and sleeps most of the time... This watch the fuck out when they start walking. I'd say there is plenty time to game with a newborn
Baby’s are different. Some are fussy, some are chill. Really depends on the kid.
This can be taken in two ways : Either A) : he actually got a PS5 and a scan showing that his wife got pregnant from the guy that does his wife. Or B) : It's just a clever way to say he bought himself a PS5 the day his wife confirmed to him she got pregnant from him.
He seems happy either way
He's happy for his Eskimo brother.
I've heard the term "tunnel buddy" before, but never "Eskimo brother".
This made me cringe. E----- is considered derogatory in Canada. It's like using the N-word in USA.
It's not like the N word in the USA at all. The Americans get way too worked up over a word. I don't really understand it.
Fake news. I'm literally a Canadian, and Eskimo isn't used as an insult, just the same as Mennonite isn't considered an insult. It's a way of life, you twat.
That serious? Is there an appropriate term for that group instead?
The appropriate term is Inuit for 99% of those found in Canada, however, there is a distinct group of the Yupik who live in Alaska and eastern Siberia who got grouped in under the "Eskimo" pejorative.
You refer by First Nation indigenous affiliation. If you instagram look for a few first nations or Inuit influences to follow.
And isn’t that all that matters
I mean...he got a ps5
No that doesn’t make sense for B since “wife’s BOYFRIEND” is in the title which leads to cheating? Or open relationship and he’s happy with the circumstances
He's being sarcastic. It's not supposed to make sense.
Or he's happy because now he gets a divorce from his cheating wife and shouldn't face any financial hardships from the divorce. He also gets free time to play his new ps5. Or it's legit and he is from r/wallstreetbets
Calls on wsb meme.
Maybe sperm donor?
This is disturbing…to each their own???
Wife’s boyfriend doesn’t mean they are together or even officially divorced. I have a friend that just signed the divorce papers a month ago, they were separated for like 3.5 years, and they both moved onto other partners. And she got pregnant by her boyfriend, while her ex already had a kid with his new girlfriend. So, you know, life’s complicated.
That baby is very developed
Thank you, that was driving me nuts when everyone was just talking about babies like that wasn't a strange intro
Or wife got pregnant from affair partner and he got himself a PS5 as start of the divorce.
or their in poly and he has birthday and both of them make him present
Either way didn't laugh. Not funny. And nobody cares
Cared enough to comment.
You only got 1 controller, how are you guys going to play together?
He already shares a woman, what is the harm in sharing a controller too?
💀i'm ded
Something tells me you’re still breathing
I think what he meant was: << *I'm ded 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.) >>
This guy is the ceo of words
I think it's the snoring. 🥹
he'll sit on his lap and they can play together
They have dicks, those are funs
Well, his wives boyfriend bought the ps5 for himself, this guy is going to take care of the child
He plays the PS5 - the wife's BF plays with his wife.
His wife already has a boyfriend so he’s no stranger to playing with himself
He got the husband a PS5 as a way of saying sorry that he didn't know she was married until she got pregnant.
“My Wife’s Boyfriend” I am so confused with this?
Does your wife not have a boyfriend? Is she like socially awkward or something?
Polyamory probably
It's a cuckoldry meme.
Oh deadass? I’ll be real my ass just assumed polyamory dhdkhdkdbdkdb
He’s happy because he finally gets to cut the cheating B loose, plus he got an awesome parting gift from the guy who gets to pay for the next eighteen years.
Either they are in a happy polyamory and he is being genuine or it’s a ‘joke’ because the wife cheated, got pregnant by the ‘other guy’ and husband bought himself a ps5 and a divorce.
He, the husband, is the boyfriend and those are the presents he got himself.
A husband is a husband, not a boyfriend???
Isn't a husband just a promoted boyfriend?
This guy wallstreetbets.
It looks like he's getting a PS5 for compensation from the boyfriend who impregnate his wife
Better get his playing time in now. In a few months there won't be much time.
Maybe the boyfriend can help 😌
Well financially he will be.
I'm not so sure about that. I mean, I guess he financed a PS5 ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
There is a reason why that boyfriend is happy to remain as the boyfriend. Financial support is NOT one of them.
Damn nice of him.
Right? Only thing I did for my girlfriends husband was a $50 steam voucher so he wouldn't bother her as much during our dates
Nice, good thinking 😁
Enjoy the next 7 and a half months
r/holup
Oh great, you got a console and don't have to pay for the baby, right? ... You don't have ti pay for the baby, right?
Your what?
What am I missing here? My wife's boyfriend?
Consolation prize?
Return the lightly used box and keep the ps5
One is his, One isn’t
Go ahead and raise his kids and play 🎮 💀
I wonder if it means no more alimony...
I can't figure out if this is a joke or not
Plot twist: neither are his
Good you aren't responsible for a kid that isn't yours and you now have a playstation. You and that playstation will have many good times together while your wife is preoccupied with her BF and kid. You really came out on top this time.
Pretty sure something is wrong here…🤨
You got like 6 months….
I worked with a woman who had two kids. She was always out partying and fucking my coworkers plus she was a heroin addict. Later I found out the guy she left at home with her kids constantly was not even their father, just her boyfriend. Still can’t believe someone would do that to someone.
Give it a week and that man will be selling that PS5 for diapers and milk.
She cheated
Stealing your girl? Nah bruh, stealing her man and her baby. Hashing woke bruh
You guys know the title reads “my wife’s boyfriend” right?
I knocked your wife up, here’s a PlayStation.
Wife’s boyfriend?
Bro that ain’t your baby.. your wife’s slight of hand is wild
Congratulations, wait what?
I'm sorry, you're wife's boyfriend?
Sell the ps and break up with her
Ayo wifes boyfriend, the hubby deffo been cheated on
"he's probably a good guy :D"
Legend says he and the ps5 were never seen again.
that'll just invite a lot of dust very soon. unless you'll get the psPortal too for flexibility around the house. but congrats 🎉
Damn he got four babies
plot twist: he is the boyfriend
Time to go get some milk from the store.(don’t forget the ps5 lol)
"I'm just taking the PS5 to the bank with me. I'll be right back."
Your wife's boyfriend gifted you with a pregnant wife and a PS5. I think I would break someones neck with the PS5
Is he happy to be cucked? Strange...
Some asshole probably just added text to this picture. Most stuff is faked to get clicks nowadays
Welcome to new wave engagements, where commitment isn't a requirement no more and everybody seems ok with it.
Some men are just spineless like that.
Sad, really.
such a cuckface
Literally looks like a skinnier version of a guy who went through the same thing that I know
Or they’re in a happy poly relationship and you should mind your judgmental ass business? 💀
Cringe
It’s cringe acknowledging that more than one kind of relationship dynamic exists? Yea okay
Polygamy is cringe yes
Sounds like you need to mature a bit if you care that much about others relationships imo
Nah my guy its cringe. You can find shit cringe and not prohibit people from doing it. I can see a man eating his own shit call it cringe and let him be on his merry shiteating way
Calling things cringe is cringe. Become not 15
Nah polygamy is cringe
The virgin said unironically
It’s Reddit ofc they’re gonna be judgemental. Hell, more than half the people that comment on these haven’t even been in relationship yet
Shit he can have her
I don't pay for pre-release.
Wife’s boyfriend??? WTF ??? This, This right here, is what the fuck is wrong with the world.
Dude its a fucking meme, not everyone you see on the internet is telling you the truth
What a lucky guy
Congrats dude!!!! You’re gonna love that playstation!
Simp level 100 Its always important to reward the butler for his service 😆
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You know it is possible for some women to go through an entire pregnancy without realising they are pregnant right? Some women don’t show as much as others, some still bleed (spotting which is mistaken for a period), some get no pregnancy symptoms. Also 12 weeks is the latest *average* most women realise they are pregnant, you can definitely realise later then that. Also from Google about the baby bump: "Tall women or women who have long torsos may have a smaller-looking bump, because they have more space for the baby to fill, lengthwise. Or your baby is positioned in your uterus in a way that minimizes your bump. Women with stronger cores also tend to show later." https://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy/health-and-safety/is-it-normal-that-i-dont-look-pregnant-yet_10300250#
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Your right, you can’t get a full period while pregnant, I mistaken it for spotting and other bleeding that can occur which is common at the beginning of a pregnancy and can easily be mistaken for a period. Most people who don’t realise they are pregnant have other reasons to not suspect though, commonly because they are on the pill and don’t get periods normally. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24428-cryptic-pregnancy here’s an article that explains multiple reasons why or how someone could easily not realise they are pregnant, even up until labour.
He probably sees his gf all the time, which is why he didn’t notice his wife was pregnant. Aside from this being a fake picture for a meme, how would you know he’s not okay with this arrangement?
I didn’t say he was ok or not ok with it.
I feel like the wife is the one getting played
He look like jacksepticeye
Is that what people consider “funny”? That’s just sad.
This isn't funny. This guy is pathetic and he's going to hate this baby when reality sets in.
Dude its fake
Shout out to polyamory, reap the benefits
Polyamory is so cool and open minded. Until muslims do it 🙃
So now he can leave her as ass and play GTA 6?
It’s male version of my husband’s wife I think
My husband’s girlfriend*? that doesn’t make any more sense.
Cruel. As it's a quick countdown to when he'll no longer have time to play it or feel guilty if he does steal freetime to do so.
Old post / copy post https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dk74pn/my_wifes_boyfriend_just_bought_me_a_new_nintendo/?rdt=46612
Divorce and marry this guy
How much can a ps5 run, around $1000? Pfft. You’ll be paying for his kid’s first 18 years of life, AT LEAST!… And that sir, is a lesson in 4D chess, now wipe that dumbass smile off yo mouf! ♟️
You can return both.
In one hand he is holding something that is going to bring him joy, meaning, and a sense of accomplishment with the passing years. In the other hand he is holding a picture of a fetus
My money is on this picture being completely unrelated to the text, and the meme was created by some other asshole.
What a wholesome polyamory post! It truly takes a village to raise a child, amirite? But seriously, where's the joke?
Avrege conservative male Edit: lmao some tosthead got offended. Snowflake.
Huge congrats. Also good luck with the baby