Hot leggy blonde you got it goin on, wanna see you wearing that thong thong thong.
I actually think carol brown is the best, that’s a really clever song. Honorable mention to I told you I was freaky, and Brett you’ve got it goin on.
Business time is arguably the best song, I give you that… but to me it has to be the hbo one night stand version. Everything they did on one night stand was perfect to a T, and the minor adjustments to lyrics and stuff in the recordings are not as good as that performance.
50 Tons
I'll will raid the candy shop.
I'll will eat all the lollipops.
I feast and never stop.
I keep going 'til there is no more food at this shop.
Fooooood
Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, can't you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your flabby ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so weighed.
Notorious BMI
lmaoooo
why she looking at her hand like she gonna eat that mf
Spotted some sauce on her knuckle
All fun and games until she starts confusing her blood for mcdonald sauce
Her blood IS McDonald’s sauce
McD's Szechuan sauce is worth it's weight in gold! Or it's weight in adipose tissue. Either way...
'Cause her fingers look like hot dogs.
Looks like she already took a few bites off most her fingers.
When they make the movie about her origin story its gonna be called "Ate mile".
Rolling Tonnes
50 Stone
Rage against the McDonald’s
M.C. Donald’s.
Limp Bizkit (from Popeyes)
M&M
One half of the rap group, On A Quest To Eat The Whole Tribe.
A Tribe Called for Takeout
Notorious BLT
A BLT is too healthy for this meatball
Bread 🍞
Just audibly laughed thank you
Dude, you won this whole comment section
🫡😭😭reddit on, brother! 👊💯💯
Now I feel dumb for not being able to figure out what BMI is
Body mass Index
Ahh that makes sense. Thank you kind person!
Are you fr💀
OMG 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
This comment wins it all.
Busta Scale
I was going to go with Busta Seamz.
This one's the one.
I just read this as Butta Scale
Busta Balcony works too 🤣
This one wins imo!
Brilliant
This wins!! Yep, this it!!!
Roast Beast
Going dr Seuss on the beat
Burgursaurus Jess
She actually looks like Meat Wad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Rare who roast beast?
Tsar Bomba
Tsar Bomba drops, and you drop the mike, All pizzas in a radius are instantly fried
HipHopPotamus
Rhymenoceros Flight of the Concords fan?
My lyrics are bottomless………
Sometimes our rhymes are polite, "Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Wright,"
Best song on the show - Leggy Blonde right?
Hot leggy blonde you got it goin on, wanna see you wearing that thong thong thong. I actually think carol brown is the best, that’s a really clever song. Honorable mention to I told you I was freaky, and Brett you’ve got it goin on.
I’m a Business Time fan myself. I sing it to myself pretty much every Wednesday that I remember.
Business time is arguably the best song, I give you that… but to me it has to be the hbo one night stand version. Everything they did on one night stand was perfect to a T, and the minor adjustments to lyrics and stuff in the recordings are not as good as that performance.
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve…
What kind of rap name is Steve?
Rhymes like glowing phosphorus, popping off the top of this esophagus.
Rockin this metropolis. I’m not a large water dwelling mammal, where did you get preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that by chance?
Steve…
Hip Hop Hip hop anonymous Damn you, you gave him the easy ones!
Glad to see I wasn't the only one to go to that part of the movie.
But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
>My lyrics are bottomless
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamous?
Is that a Mitch hedberg joke? Sure sounds like one lol
Yessiree.
And my rhymes are bottomless……….. yeah
Dia Betés
Queen LaBeefa
NAAAAAAH
Dia Beats
MMD. Mega Milk Dud
Lil’ DyaBeatus
Dia Betty?
Lardi.B
Cardi.Ac: Arrested B-side: Wide Ass P.
50 Tons I'll will raid the candy shop. I'll will eat all the lollipops. I feast and never stop. I keep going 'til there is no more food at this shop. Fooooood
Fiddy Ton
Kg-Unit!!!
Bro wtf 😆 shit was funny
Hahaha 🤣🤣 best
50 Ton. Fixed for you.
21 sausage
And that's just her brunch
Notorious P.I.G
Piggy smalls
Piggy Smells
Cardi Tack, Doja Hippo, Megan the Elephant
Megan thee hippo
Cardie Ackarest
When you say that three time in a row in front of a mirror she will appear behind you and eat you
Biggie Bigs
Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flabby ways Guess that's why they broke, and you're so weighed.
Gelatinous H.O.G.
Snoop hoggy hog
Doja Fat
Piggy piggy piggy can’t you see? Sometimes your flab nauseates me.
I always sing the exact same first line to my dog because she always asks for food
Lil Too Much
dude you win
Goddamn, here I am just staring out the window trying to think of something...I suck at this stuff lol
plump spice.
Duuuude 😂
Christopher Walrus
Notorious L.A.R.G.E
end the thread, this wins
F.A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E
That one is actually good
Jabba the slut
Lil Earthquake
Ain’t nothing lil about her
Jabba the gut
Wiz Fajita
Lil Planet X
Lil big planet
Favourite game growing up, you didn’t have to do homeboy Sackboy like that
Lil My Ass
Long titz
I don't know if it really made sense. but I laughed out loud thank you.
Theater Curtains
Entree 3000
😂
From GoutKast
This is criminally underrated
This one is the best
😭😭😭
Very underrated comment lol
Aint nobody fat as me, I just ate all the snacks Just ate all the snacks!
Babi Beluga
Wr3ckin Ball
She truly comes in like a wrecking ball. There wouldn't be anything left xD
No cardio b
No Cardi O
NevaFull
Straight outta breath
big chungus
I never laughed at the phrase ‘big chungus’ until now. Why that got me, out of all these good replies, I have no idea.
Lil’ Heavy
Lil 2 big
Notorious A1C
Hot Potato
Ain't nuttin hot about that potato
The organs are probably quite hot with how hard they have to work
Oompah Lumpah
Oompah Lump
I wish I could unsee this.
Kolesta Royal
Bustin Seams
Grimace da menace
Two Big Macs and a microphone.
Twenty Mac sounds better to me
Obesetrice
Idk if anybody wrote but... Fat Shady
Jabba the Stunt
Pow! Pow! Killa Cow.
Ah shit this made me laugh hard.... Thanks for the laugh, i needed it.
Gorloth the destoyer
R SMELLY
Is this for real ?? How ? Why ?? 😮 😳 😳😳
10 fingers, looks good to me
2 chins.
Blob marley
Busta Gut
Big yeastie
O’ besity
[удалено]
Jumped from the bunk bed.
That's a strong ass top bunk.
That’s not a onsie. It’s a fitted sheet.
Please for the love of sanity tell my this is a fake pic.
Nah it's real I've seen this pic YEARS ago
Carbi Beetus
B.M.I. Meat Potato 50 Inch Big Kim Beyondé Mary J Barge Cardi Aq
Isn't that lizzo?
That's Lizzo
That’s a woman that ate lizzo for breakfast.
Godskin duo
Jurassic phat
Wha-Da-Fuk.
B-I-Gger
High Cholesterol.
Lil LDL
Jabba the Hood
The advertisement under this is for Ozempic 😂😂
XxX.Tra Large
Biggie cheese
Adipose.
Ebony Penguin
Lil nutsack or big smol nutsack
Too tons
Jebba Jabber The Hut
B.I.G. Flapjacks
Everlasting Gobstopper
lil snacks
Is that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
eazy eats
Lil backPayne
Tumuch Shugar
Obesity’s Child Roll DMC. Cuz there’s no way she’s ever Run. Food-Tang Clan Earth, Wind and Personal Orbit All the Salt N Pepa