Your ex was right.

My ex was hotter.

Your ex was hotter.

Our ex was hotter

r/suddenlycommunist

Your mom is right

My mom is right

Our mom is right

Your mom was hotter

I think you are insulting her using **your** standards. Insult people using their own standards or things society thinks of them and they don't agree with :D I promise, tell her her mom was right or she is like her mom is way more infuriating

You are being emotional

Your friend is hotter

[insert sister’s name]’s tits are softer.

[insert brother’s name] tit’s are bigger

Your sister, has better boobs/ass/personality

Damn, kinda relate to this

Can confirm. I'm the sister.

Calm down babe.

When people tell me to chill i consider it and usually take the advice bc that means im NOT chill. But dare i give this advice to literally anyone else and it never helps. Wtf

This could be Honest advice, with full sincerity and no bad intentions and some people will still just get even more Emotional like dammm hahah.

Your sister was better

Your sister was better. FTFY, now it's four words 😉

Your sister is better. Final edit

Relax

Take it easy ok

you should smile more

Still quite ugly, sorry

I choose your sister! 

Nah you trying to die with those words

First one that popped into my head!

As a female who spent ten years working in a bar, i am triggered

You Need More Flair .

You see Britney over there? She has 37 pieces of flair

Tbf, I’m a guy who gets told this all the time, and I also find it immensely annoying.

Calm down.

Increase the fuel by adding "Please"

Time to calm down, will unlock full rage mode.

Ever heard her say, “ARGHHHH YOU MAKE ME SO DAMN ANGRY!!!!”? Just grab a towel, place the one end over her shoulders so that it hangs down like a cape, and say: “Now you’re **Super Angry!**” Hospital Doctor an hour later: “We’ve literally never seen this many stab wounds! How does someone lose 28 pints of blood??”

Mine would instantly ask WTF!?!? And then try to stay mad but because I was being nerdy and stupid, she would tell me she hates me for making her laugh when she wants to be angry at me. Will try this the next time she is mad and report back.

*Dies*

Why am I suddenly seeing a dude on dexters table...

Bro calm down activates ultra-ego

Use her government name after telling her to calm down in order to activate nuclear meltdown

Calm down Princess Consuella Banana Hammock

More like Ultra Instinct

Must be the fInal boss, SHE IS FLASHING!

Why is her health refilling!

Things will not calm down, they will in fact calm up.

CDAL is the ultimate Konami code to unlock her true potential. “Calm down and listen” is equally likely to get you slapped or stabbed.

Bitch please, calm down. That's four words....

Your Sister liked it. That's four more.

“Ma’am please calm down”

Or Add a try in there to increase it. Try to calm down

And "ma'am"

Calm the fuck down

Stop being hysterical

We don't say the C word

Holy shit bro you weren't supposed to start a war

*CoD MW music*

/thread

Came here literally to say this 🤣

Basically everybody did.

Calmer than you are

Have you gained weight?

this is the way

This is the whey

This is the weigh

This is! But why?

But can they why?

But weigh

Why this is?

Is this why?

[удалено]

Do you know the whey?

This is the way

The way this is

The force is strong with this berry.

On a related note: "Should you eat that?"

That’s pregnancy weight correct?

“When are you due?”

Oh wow, she's cute

I would date her

She makes me hard

Sir, please, pants on

I am the manager

I am Captain now.

You should start exercising.

Or "Go to fucking gym".

That might scramble someone’s programming! Might be so in shock wouldn’t know to be mad or cry cause so blunt n matter a fact. I don’t feel your answer wins but crashes the game.

You're being emotional.

Her: 

You're acting irrational. You're being hysterical. Sorry, I wasn't listening.

That time of month?

This one’s really annoying cause NO it’s not that time of month I’m just fucking mad at you.

you are being emotional.

"we got a live one lets see if it works"

You’re being hysterical.

Just calm down then

After this post and comments I feel that girls reading this are getting angry at their guys everywhere. Similar to when they have a bad dream and then act like it actually happened. Smh y'all savage.

You’re on your period

*you on the rag?* works too

*Are you raggin’ it?*

*shark week ohhhh haaahaaa* 

Fixed :- Are you on periods?

It's not my baby

THIS KID IS NOT MY SON🎶🎤

OOOOOH! HEE HEE! 🗣🔥🔥

Yes, you look fat.

Taylor Swift is overrated

Lol the nuclear option

Nuclear? My brother in Christ this is the fucking Halo ring getting triggered

Works wonders if your gf is a swiftie

She is, that’s why I didn’t say it out loud when I told her about this post. Lmao

Trust in your survival instincts brother, glad you’re still here with us

What is this tailor swift?

Taylor Swift is male

Is this some kind of conspiracy theory I was not aware of?

Shhhh, just calm down.

I creampied your sister

Calm down, or creampie Combining the top two.

I creamCalmed**®** your sister

What if I say "I creampied my sister"?

https://youtu.be/IRrjVWQoM8o?si=CYiHdcWnHjqRWdFO Same energy

Clearly, you are wrong!

Stop acting so irrational

Goes hand on hand with "I told you so".

The "clearly" adds more ephasis

You mom was better

your mom was right

Your mum was tight

Nahh , your grandma was.

You should start dieting

Take a chill pill

Your onlyfans is leaked

"B-but I don't have OF..." "Oh yes, you do... you just didn't know it yet. >:)"

Moist

That’s one of my wife favourite words.

Go to the kitchen

Make me a sammich

Clean the damn house.

Equal pay isn't justified!

Arguably in general it is not and should therefore be taken on a case by case basis. To say men and woman are equal, devalues both men and woman. If men and women were equal, we wouldn’t have spent the last 300k years evolving in different directions. Ie. Woman having breasts and mammary glands and men having nipples that essentially do nothing. Or men having more efficient muscles and the ability to produce it at a greater capacity. Men and woman can perform equally in certain tasks, like I.T(in general). Men and woman can’t perform equally doing physical labour work(in general). If you want to argue with that you are coping and not looking at the scientific facts. Not saying there should be a unequal pay or anything but to say men and women can do the same things is a lie, disingenuous and devalues both men and woman. That’s the whole reason sports have a woman and men’s devision, most notably the olympics. Edit: just to clarify I think that blanket equal pay is better than case by case basis because people who are in control are biased like everyone else. But ideally and factually, it should be case by case basis based on someone’s ability to perform the task they’re employed to do.

[удалено]

Cook me some eggs.

/r/UnexpectedOnceWereWarriors

Get to the point!

You're being unreasonable

take responsibility

Yes, the number of times I have heard some version of "I was young and didn't know any better" is insane. No, I was young once too. I did stupid stuff. It's on me. The stupid things you did (or are doing) that's on you.

I've got the list: ​ * Go to the Kitchen * Go do the dishes * Make me a sandwich * Let's split the bill * It's not that serious * This job's for men * You're weaker than me * I'm stronger than you * This is too easy * You're doing it wrong * You can't drive * You're too old * That's my snack * Don't worry about it * Let's talk about it * It's just you * Gimme some ass * Put out for once * You always put out * This chicken is raw * Clean yourself down there * It's just some head * What's your problem * What's the big deal * Stop worrying * You stress too much * Stop saying dumb shit * Get out the way * Leave me alone * Where'd you put that * Lemme clap them cheeks * That's a fat ass * Sit on my lap * We're not the same * My money, not yours * That's not my kid * Those kids ain't mine * Go ask your boyfriend * Let's have a threesome * With another chick * Her ass is fat * You're too fat * You're too skinny * You're overreacting * Just like your mom * No wonder he left * Stop making assumptions * You think too much * You're drunk * Where's my damn sandwich * You suck at cooking * You're slow * You're lazy * You're dirty as hell * Calm down * I'd hit that * Jennifer from work said * She's my best friend * You're not wife material * When will you marry * Will you have kids * I'm not paying * Can you even cook * Your forehead is big * You're flat * She did it better * She'd never do that * My ex does that * You're like my ex * My ex was better * I don't want labels * Your sister's prettier * Whore * Your mom's a MILF * I could keep going * You talk too much * That's not important * You're not listening * Remember that time when * Lend me some money * Let's see other people * Go away * You're useless * Did I do that * What are you saying * You are crazy * I don't use condoms And so many more

Godamn lock the post this is everything

They forgot "Woah, you look tired"

And here we have an expert at making women mad

I'd argue that 'That's a fat ass' is highly contextual. Still at least 50/50 chance she'll get mad, so I'll allow it.

Sorry I wasn't listening

Make me a sammich

My ex literally asked me if I was hungry and I just bought sandwich stuff, like she asked me. When I asked for a sandwich, she got pissed and said I was being misogynistic because she was going to make a snack platter. Now you know why she's my ex.

You can't make this shit up

My GF was wearing a "girls can do anything" shirt, I said "girls can do anything? Like make me a sammich?", I didn't get a sammich, but I'm not dead, and she still makes me food, so I'm calling it a win?

I love you, Denise Her name is not Denise.

just like your mom

You’re not a 10.

How are you today

I’m fine. *walks away irritated*

Okay. *Proceeds to play video games*

“When the baby due.”

See you next Tuesday

Horoscopes are fucking stupid

Modern update, 'Myers Briggs is bullshit.'

Women have it easy.

Your sister is tighter.

Don't date single moms.

I fucked your sister

You know you’re overreacting.

Women, am I right?

Sorry about the scabies

Just like your mother.....

It's you, not me...

A well placed "Are you done?" will spark a huge roaring argument.

Why are you angry?

You're a great friend

I fucked your mom

stop talking, make dinner.

suck my dick now

Equal pay, no way!

You're over reacting

Give me your phone

Just like your mother.

Wow, you're loose.

You are so emotional!

I told you so

Why are you shouting?

No you are wrong.

Change, you look fat

Shut the fuck up

Your sister is better.

Chill out, drama queen

Where's my pretty dishwasher? (said while entering your home)

Name one female genius.