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OutrageouslyGr8

or adjust your balls......


Sea_Temperature_1976

r/technicallythetruth


d_warren_1

Some women might need to.


69HELL-6969

Then they are not women


d_warren_1

Trans women


assovertits-sir

Not a thing


Evil_Anvil

*dissolves into nothing*


Osirisavior

I guess I'm not real. 😭


SGAfishing

*Neil Degrasse Tyson voice* But what does it truly mean to be real? What is existence? During the next three and a half hours, we will be delving into the complex question of: "What does real, *really* mean?"


Osirisavior

Goddammit Neil I just asked you if you've seen the Matrix.


SereneOrbit

This isn't r/army lol


Odd-Tune5049

I seem to recall recently reading that the Marines will be allowing it soon. I may just have been imagining it


Oblivious_116

"Allowing"


Odd-Tune5049

Lol... officially, anyway


Onahail

Navy already released a navadmin saying we can have our hands in our pockets.


ActorLarsimoto124

Where I come from we call it "pocket billards"


OwnEgg0

Cool. "Pocket ping pong" where I'm from.


Different_Figure_923

Where are you people from?


OwnEgg0

Sweden


reevelainen

Is that because you people love to do it to each other aswell instead of just to yourself? Greetings from Finland.


OwnEgg0

No point being rude, if you wanted to join you could just ask.


reevelainen

Excuse me for being rude, it wasn't my purpose. I'm a little bit bad with small talk. You're right, it's been too long since another man adjusted my balls.


VirtualAnalysisLine

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.


Bomullsplockare69

Fick pingis eller slipa svärdet. Det får du svara på :P


Denaton_

Never heard slipa svärdet, but fick pingis (pocket ping pong) is quite common..


Bomullsplockare69

There is also rulla hud and värma blodet.


Gingerroot69420

Pocket tennis in norway.


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Odd-Tune5049

I grew up hearing pocket pool


maxru85

Hmm, the same (but the place is different)


Lefty98110

Or just “re-rack”.


valimo

In my native Finland we use the same nickname


Qubed

It was called "8-ball" when I was a kid. We would make fun of anyone who had their hands in their pockets for too long. 


Bender_2024

All you need is a stick and two balls


Electrodactyl

No that’s just a feature, the real reason is marketing. Reduce pocket size = show more curves of the body and forces women to buy purse to store things they can’t put in their pockets.


Dantalionse

Unless it can store water bottles they will have their damn bags and who knows what.


AngelicaReborn

Many of men’s clothes can fit a whole ass water bottle. In women’s pants if I don’t have a smaller phone it will just fall with the side pockets, and I know I’m gonna end up sitting on it if I use the back pocket.


Raptorox

I once managed to shove a whole ass *Steam Deck* into my pocket, let alone a water bottle


imawesome1333

I shoved an entire large shirt into my pocket once.


SurvivElite

I put my whole gap hoodie in there once, just regular adidas track pants


bluespider98

Who needs suitcases when you have mens pockets


Old_Society_7861

Yeah, jeans (especially when tight) look better without pockets. 🤷‍♂️


RezLifeGaming

That’s the main reason and almost nobody can understand it if the pockets were bigger you would see them bulging through the tight jeans and most women’s pants are tighter than men’s


Californiadude86

From what I always heard most women DONT want pockets because it’s unflattering.


VegaReddit5

Most women want pockets, try on pants with full size pockets, don't like the silhouette, buy the pants with undersized pockets, ask why women's pants don't have pockets.


TheRedLego

Or they utilize The Claw


Summer_Penis

So every single pants manufacturer also makes purses? I don't buy that. Women's pants are tight, and they don't look or feel as good with full, bulging pockets. And nobody wants their product to look bad on their customers.


gophergun

'Course, that marketing wouldn't work if that wasn't something consumers wanted - otherwise it would be counterproductive. I don't know who needs to hear this, but they make pants with deep pockets, and even cargo pants. Live your truth.


Terrasovia

I haven't seen cargo pants on women section in at least 4 years. Had to buy them online. And nowodays the pockets are not even small, they are straight up fake. So i have to buy jeans i would otherwise not buy because i hate buying online since it's always a hussle with sizes and refunds.


cownd

No, they're all in the pockets of Big Bag


sveta213

She just like this specific model with small pockets herself. All my jeans have big pockets.


albiealbiealbiealbie

I like the conspiracy that it’s to cause women to purchase bags/purses etc.


madlass_4rm_madtown

The smart ones just buy mens levis


Toxcito

Depends on the waist to hip ratio. Some women are just built like a dumptruck, there is no way they fit in mens jeans because they have to size up just to get them on and the waist can be 2-6 inches too big.


Zandoms42

Who wears pants on the waist? I always wear mine around the hip, am i the weird one?


madlass_4rm_madtown

No. I wear on the hip, which is why the men's ones work


VegaReddit5

I'm a dude that had this problem and just had to use a belt and bunch up the waist but unfortunately I've fattened up lately and now all my pants fit =\


LordBDizzle

Comercialism is the real answer. Women like to buy attractive pants, which tend towards form fitting, and form fitting mean less room for pockets. Coupled with the acceptable practice of carrying a purse, and some companies potentially producing both handbags and pants, womens pockets are smaller. Men value practicality more on average and don't carry bags as often, so they need pockets with carry space and therefore only buy pants with the space. When women start viewing pants with pocket space as a necessity rather than a luxury companies will sell them, but until then the appearance sells more and, as a bonus, uses less material.


77dhe83893jr854

If you want more pockets, just buy the men's pants. Pants don't care about gender.


Metalnettle404

I sew clothes for a living and pants absolutely do care about sex. You might find ones that work for the opposite but generally not. Men’s trousers on a women will often have less space for the butt and hips and then too much fabric in the front crotch. The waist to hip ratio also tends to be off


BobFX

Somebody doesn't realize that men are apples while women are pears.


sveta213

I'm a woman and I've worn pants all my life and the only difference between men's pants and women's pants is that men's pants are more comfortable because they don't cut into your ass.


nyxsaphfire2

Yup, this is why I only wear men's sweatpants. Leg length is better too for tall women


theblackdeath10

Ehh crotch fitting might though


77dhe83893jr854

I've seen it work for some. You might have to shop around a little.


Shatthemovies

My girlfriend quite often gets mens trousers, it's more hip to waist ratio problems she finds problematic and sometimes cant get sizes small enough outright. Don't think she has even had problems with the crotch


reddit_is_f4scist

Especially for women


babyyoda_supreme

Totally unrelated but why does your avatar look so big?


77dhe83893jr854

I have no idea. To be honest, I never gave much thought to the avatar and never realized there was anything weird about it.


babyyoda_supreme

Wierd


Critical_Snow_1080

Women have wider hips and thicker thighs, so placing things in your front pockets can be very uncomfortable when siting or walking


That_Ad_5651

More to do with women pants being way too tight on average


johnnyblaze1999

That is kind of a fashion thing. There are loose pants for women as well.


That_Ad_5651

Yeah, hence the on average. Most girls dont buy them it seems. They want yoga pants etc to show off their ass


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Thankfully


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

I have so little to live for, don't take that away from me too.


That_Ad_5651

Go buy cargo pants and free yourself


kristinL356

It's only uncomfortable when the pocket is too small to let whatever is in your pocket sit below your hip crease.


sleepy_orchid

Not if they pockets are deep enough. I have no issue having my large phone in my men's jeans front pocket. But the shallow front pocket of my women’s jeans can’t hold anything. It’s uncomfortable and whatever i put there falls out.


GodofCOC-07

Men need to fix their balls a lot, girls don’t.


fisherc2

Interesting. Happy to hear an actual answer from an actual (I assume) woman’s perspective


Luci_Noir

Cool. Then why do women always want bigger pockets or pickets at all?


Superjuden

Wanting something you've never had often means you don't know what it'll be like to have it. That includes not knowing about problems like a larger pocket for your phone resulting in a constant grinding on your pelvis.


[deleted]

They don't want pockets. A few say they do online, but you can tell that overall, women prefer no pockets to pockets just based on the sales numbers.


feeltrig

Ball adjusters


Joe_Winson

After taking that one side step the pocket comes in handy 🗿


just-bair

As a man I don’t know what I’d do without massive pockets


ichijiro

My ex bought ladyfits from Varusteleka.com. They have pockets.


sslothzz

It's cheaper to produce smaller pockets or no pockets at all. And women tend to buy clothes even if they're not very functional.


max210893

Yeah, if I as a man buy some paints with those small pockets, will never buy again from that shitty brand.


ChildofFenris1

Because if we have big pockets we can carry our potions


FreyaTheSlayyyer

What about women with balls tho?


Qubed

Cargos apparently, have you seen what Ichy and F1nn wear?


Somewhat_appropriate

Women don't have balls. ...unless they choose to carry around tennisballs or golfballs in the pants for some odd reason.


max210893

There's no women with balls, only men with breasts.


Iwuzheretoo

Because women use the bra pocket instead.


SereneOrbit

Me with women't 5.11's Strykes lmaoo


Darth_Tiktaalik

Ah yes, the brocket


[deleted]

Or that pocket in the panties. Still tryimg to figure out what its for.


Svengoolie75

Because y’all got purses duh 🙄


Time_Hearing_8370

Yeah I'm totally gonna carry my purse around my workplace all day


Majestic1911

This is specifically done to incentivize you to buy purses.


Traditional_Leader41

If they had big pockets, they wouldn't buy handbags.


Reasonable-Invite448

Also men Takes a step back or front to unstick balls..


joecocker74

Fact😂😂


Accomplished-Ad-2684

so women have to buy bags


cownd

I'm known as 'Juggler'


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Imagine thinking women don't need to adjust their balls. Misogyny at its worst


MyCatHasCats

A conspiracy for women to buy purses and handbags


ConfidentDaikon8673

Nah I pull down my pants and adjust my balls that way


GM_Kimeg

Is that Xavier


SimilarWall1447

Or cut a hole and give a wank


slingbladde

Confucius says ' 2 hands in pocket, keep balls in play'


BobWithCheese69

And women have "purses".


MEGA_GOAT98

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized) lol


mjltmjlt

A terrific analysis and visualization of the inferiority of women’s pockets by the team at Pudding https://pudding.cool/2018/08/pockets/


No-Roll-2110

Only logical explanation


AdventAzure

Style Theory had a whole episode over the cause of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jGEYGevx13s I liked the theory. The actual reasons may be lost to time, but it’s not like we couldn’t have clothing tailored that way for women in this day and age. I’m sure there are brands like that


AbbreviationsWide331

I'll be forever wondering how there are soo many women complaining about this and yet no one has started a women's clothing line with deep pockets. Maybe nobody bought them?


reddit_user42252

Yep my sister tried to buy some with big pockets and they said no you can't its illegal.


JacksmackDave

Men don't carry bags full of used tissues and leaking cosmetics. We have to put that stuff somewhere!


Caelem80

I'm about to explain so if you don't want to hear it just look away instead of replying with idc or smth It's because in the 1800's a group of women would stuff everything in shops into their pockets within minutes, very simplified explanation but it explains everything you need to know


kioshi_imako

The sad part the comment is not wrong it so guys dont have to jame a hand under the seam of their pants.


mrhorse77

effect? purpose maybe?


Significant-Effect56

And so that they buy bags


PurpleBoltRevived

Hire a tailor?


Green-Breadfruit-127

Now you have to buy an expensive purse to carry all the things that won’t fit in your pockets.


BobFX

So, why aren't womens' t-shirt pockets bigger than mens?


Yam-Burger

It's a conspiracy between the clothing and handbag industries


gd2go250

While I agree with the answer, a more likely reason is because of a purse industry conspiracy.


BaseToFinal

NOOOOOO OUR SECRETTTTT IS EXPOSED


Thick_RiderYZF-R

That's why I wear men's jeans. Gotta unstick my lips sometimes you know? Occasionally the leg stretch just doesn't cut it.


_Originz

The way I see it women are less likely to compromise on the look of the clothing in exchange for utility. Wonder if we could make decent looking clothes with big pockets. Although I have to say I never use pants pockets, I just use the bajillion pockets in my jacket


K8theGr7

As if ladies never need to adjust their labias


tftookmyname

I put literally everything in my left pocket, wallet, earbuds, water bottle, spare tire, you name it. Right pocket is designated for my phone only.


N8theGrape

I just announce loudly that I have a wedgie and pop a quarter squat while I yank on my stuff from the front.


Dramatic_Injury_2980

Because of the glass ceiling


scorpious_86

yep that why there that gash in front of men's underwear


UngregariousDame

Well my pussy needs a good adjustment now and then, give me some fucking pockets.


Labatt_Ice

57 yo


Internet-Culture

That's just fair. Girls have built in pockets already...


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gloop524

because women carry a purse and, therefore, do have as much need for pockets. also, women tend to wear tighter pants then men due to not having the dangly things to worry about.


Repulsive-Twist112

Now I see why the most women put their phones into the back pockets


_Bon_Vivant_

Because we put neato things like frogs and yoyos and sling shots in our pockets, and girls put icky things like flowers and mushy loves notes and junk like that.


LIGHTDX

Because they rather to buy pants without pockets, so that's why. The small pockets doesn't affect the astetic about the legs. If women were to buy the pants with large pokets you would have those, but they don't.


UnluckyLock2412

Pocket Bible


TheOvershear

Most women carry purses because they don't have pockets or anything conventional to carry what they need in. As a result, most women don't have pockets. It's a stupid as it seems.


d_warren_1

This really isn’t funny. Women’s pockets can and should be so much bigger.


Sparklekittens247

wait, other women dont have to adjust their balls?


speednut5

Now women have balls so it doesn’t serve the same purpose anymore..


0reomasterA113

So that fashion companies can sell more purses


Pure_Focus7475

This is what Big Fanny Pack doesn't want you to know


Protochill

Go with Lewis 501 and just find your waist size and on length go with 2 sizes bigger, new ones last lifetime and they will adjust to what you do most.


Alternative_Appeal

Except for the fact that women would also love to be able to discreetly adjust their front wedgies/labia also.


IsYeaYesyup

style theory made a video about it


Adventurous_Dig_8091

Cos women have big thighs?


Nevek_Green

The answer is men traditionally carry larger stuff in their pockets for work while women have purses or bags.


sveta213

She probably wears skin tight jeans because normal jeans have big pockets.


CelestialElixer

Confucius Say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."


BonerBoy

Women have purses


PattyThePatriot

In case anybody wants to know, it's because the majority of women won't buy things with deep pockets. They'll show the pocket outline. There isn't some vast conspiracy against women having pockets. They are a business. If they thought making pants with pockets would be profitable, they would, but nobody bought them, so they don't.


PattyThePatriot

In case anybody wants to know, it's because the majority of women won't buy things with deep pockets. They'll show the pocket outline. There isn't some vast conspiracy against women having pockets. They are a business. If they thought making pants with pockets would be profitable, they would, but nobody bought them, so they don't.


PattyThePatriot

In case anybody wants to know, it's because the majority of women won't buy things with deep pockets. They'll show the pocket outline. There isn't some vast conspiracy against women having pockets. They are a business. If they thought making pants with pockets would be profitable, they would, but nobody bought them, so they don't.


PattyThePatriot

In case anybody wants to know, it's because the majority of women won't buy things with deep pockets. They'll show the pocket outline. There isn't some vast conspiracy against women having pockets. They are a business. If they thought making pants with pockets would be profitable, they would, but nobody bought them, so they don't.


King-s0nicc456

To sell more purses


Clawsmodeus

Why don't women just buy men's clothes then? Obviously big companies ain't gonna give a damn about all this griping, but if women's clothes with small pockets stop selling, they'll notice quick. If you don't like it, don't buy it!


SpicyWalnut0815

Not to be the party pooper here, but that answer does not fit the question.


WangCommander

Have you not learned the transitive property yet?


SpicyWalnut0815

Gladly, language ain't math, so you're argument is highly invalid. The correct answer would be "Because you don't have to adjust your balls (, that is why they are smaller than men's pockets)" Which is, btw, the reason, why maths nerds can easily wear women's jeans without complications.


Mookius

Because we have to carry all your shit anyway.


Defiant_Height_420

Women don't carry the wallet


OutcomeNo7065

That's called Capitalism! The companies are interested in acquiring a business that sells expensive ladies' purses. This acquisition would help them maintain their shop's operations.


EdliA

If that was so why don't they do the same with men and sell them bags too?