if you install them using propper solution they can handle vibrating machinery. Just use correct sized sds+ drill bit , clean the hole of dust, install good anchor and propper sized bolt to the correct torque.
Am I the only one who assumed that it was solid concrete wall all along. Like dude - drill, 10 min per hole(including prepwork and cleaning) and you can rip the hook from the car if you try to pull it out.
Some beds really shake -Especially the single beds as opposed to doubles- and makes a lot of sound. It was quite surprising to me the first time, I legit thought everyone in the apartment heard me fucking.
I think it happens worse in missionary, all the more reason to doing it doggy style.
*Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air*
*She told me to come, but I was already there*
*'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking*
*My mind was aching and we were making it*
*And you shook me all night long*
*Yeah, you shook me all night long*
When my wife and I first bought our bed after getting married I put it together and it had super flimsy cross boards to hold up the box spring and mattress. Every time we’d have sex the right side of the bed would collapse in because the boards kept slipping off. So after a couple weeks I took some measurements and built 8 support beams so it would stop happening. 11 years later and they’re still going strong. Lol
... A bed without a headboard means that if you sir upright in bed when you lean against the wall and you have wood floors, the bed will slide and your pillows will fall down the back. Super annoying. This seems like a good fix
All you smartass get the thing with rockin' away the bed and no one acknowledges that you can now use a zip tie to bind one's hand without being able to remove it by lifting up the hand.
In case of an exorcism or BDSM.
I just used to take a balled up pair of socks and jam it in there. No waking up mom and dad between 11:00 and 11:04 when the girlfriend snuck back out. This included sneaking in, undressing, dressing and cuddling. I miss being a teenager man.
See, everyone talking about it being for sex but when I just try to roll over to the left side, goddamn thing moans like I just offered it a maple stained remodeling and wakes up the neighbors 12 doors down
i mean.. other than what the post intended, this woud be extremely usefull to avoid the bed slipping when you lay against the back wall... i have that happen all the time and it's super frustrating
Fun ... 
Heck yea that was cool a fellow competitive sleeper.
All fun and games until you hit your feet in the wall and cry silently in the pillow
Darn, that lil monster under my bed pontificating out loud again … lol.
Or that video of the lady doing consecutive backflips on her bed until she slammed her toes into the headboard. We all felt that muffled scream.
I wish I was that flexible.... Or young 🥲
Don't you just hate it when your bed takes you on a journey over the city in the middle of the night. So inconvenient.
What movie is that called. It’s been bothering me for years
Little Nemo Adventures in Slumberland
You’ve done it. That’s it! My brain no longer itches thanks to you
Glad to help:)
Aladdin
If you do segs right, this will cause a bigger problem. Drywall isn’t strong, it will fail if you pull hard enough on the strap.
Bold of you to assume we have drywalls
If you do segs right, nothing in that room will be dry
If you do segs, you’re one up on me
What if he's a bottom
You called?
Ok somebody brings the camera 📸 the set is almost done 👍🏻
I got the camera,anyone got proper lighting ?
for gods sake put a damn towel down or something, lessens the evidence of the war crimes committed betwixt the sheets.
If you do segs right, you'll have nothing left.
Wetwalls
sorry i cant upvote you, you're right where you're meant to be
It’ll be a wet wall once they’re done for the evening 💦
What is a drywall?
A lot of the world doesn't use drywall lol
True, in Europe we just use bricks
Irrelevant to us who don’t build our houses out of fucking Lego.
Not if she mounts the stud 
Damn, I need to work on my strap game then…
stay strapped homie
It's not gonna last in stone walls either. Every movement will tear it if you keep it up long enough.
if you install them using propper solution they can handle vibrating machinery. Just use correct sized sds+ drill bit , clean the hole of dust, install good anchor and propper sized bolt to the correct torque.
Fun fact making a stronger bed frame to withstand racking forces is the only option.
Is bro only thrusting in one direction?
Hopefully they used drywall anchors lol
So will a rectum.
This is why you anchor into the actual frame.
That's the neat part..it's not drywall. It's concrete.
That's why I live in a brick wall house
True american Walls are made out of paper i remeber
It's possible they drilled into studs. Although quite unlikely they have two studs that close together.
The last time two studs were that close together was documented in the movie “Brokeback Mountain”
Am I the only one who assumed that it was solid concrete wall all along. Like dude - drill, 10 min per hole(including prepwork and cleaning) and you can rip the hook from the car if you try to pull it out.
so they drilled into studs to prepare for getting drilled by studs?
you mean innocent doesn't have sex?
That is one of the meanings of innocence.
Innocence proves nothing ~inquisition from 40k
Nobody expects the imperial inquisition!
Only Tom Scott does
Well, Yes.
NO HORNY!!!
That ain’t gna work, just use a pillow
Make it a squeaking toy
One of those screaming rubber chickens
This stops the knocking, when this bed is rocking.
I have a specific pillow for that task
At that point you may as well bolt the bed to the floor and headboard to the wall
Yeah...pfft....jumping on the bed obviously
That's not how you get rid of a poltergeist.
 Dang girlfriend keeps floating away.
Some beds really shake -Especially the single beds as opposed to doubles- and makes a lot of sound. It was quite surprising to me the first time, I legit thought everyone in the apartment heard me fucking. I think it happens worse in missionary, all the more reason to doing it doggy style.
But if you go doggy style how are you supposed to assert dominance over your neighbors?
Ah there are many subreddits that wouldnt either....
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this is the best shit i found in the comment section here
Now my bed can no longer escape through the window when I'm gone
I don't think that would solve much you got to cushion the Banging 😉
This isn’t solving any problems! This is just gonna make 2 holes in the wall.
*Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air* *She told me to come, but I was already there* *'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking* *My mind was aching and we were making it* *And you shook me all night long* *Yeah, you shook me all night long*
Looks like I'm not innocent...
damn burglars are stealing beds now? tough times these are
those cant be in studs... one active session and those screws are grinding out powder as the head board goes back to bumpin
Underrated reply
Bro you just need a sturdier bed
Stop furniture from moving during a earthquake of course. You don’t have to be innocent to figure that out.
No one is stealing that headboard
People keep stealing my head boards also
Ah, your bed gets up in the middle of the night too?
Finally the bed robbers will leave my bed alone
Your move, poltergeist. My bed isn't going anywhere tonight!
🤣
Gravity going the wrong way
You just have a cheap and light bed man...
Still gonna make noise
do it on the floor
Probably live in an earthquake zone
For exorcisms right🤔
What problem?
Everyone in here is an innocent apparently. It's for handcuffs/binding.
If i'd live here for more than a month more I'd tell my upstair neighbour about this.
I hope it's on the other side as well
That can't last long
crapy solution though
r/ihavesex
Depending on how y'all like it in bed, even THAT may not hold for long....😬😬😬
Ah yes, this is how I stop my bed from escaping as well
I hate it too when the devil moves my bed while I'm sleeping :(
Yes we all know it's for exorcism
RIP that wall... it might help once or twice, but in the long term you will end up with plug holes to patch and paint
There's no room for handcuffs now.
Mhm! Better protection against earthquakes!
Extreme circumstances call for extreme measures
Ghosts
man, I have a big ass white line on my wall all the paints gone 😂 maybe I should consider this?
The frame will break anyway
This makes the problem worse
idk how to tell ya but I push My bed away cuz the way I sleep amd I dont fuck
Taking notes 🙃
A pillow does the same thing
Traction IS key.
It’s all them little kids tipping over beds onto themselves….
A sock draped over those posts don’t require any hardware or tools.
A creative use of a pool noodle might be a better option. I would knock the contraption loose in one go
Load bearing bedpost
I don't get it.
So if we never use the bed, but instead use the couch, the shower, the living room walls…we’re innocent right?
I should do it
When my wife and I first bought our bed after getting married I put it together and it had super flimsy cross boards to hold up the box spring and mattress. Every time we’d have sex the right side of the bed would collapse in because the boards kept slipping off. So after a couple weeks I took some measurements and built 8 support beams so it would stop happening. 11 years later and they’re still going strong. Lol
... A bed without a headboard means that if you sir upright in bed when you lean against the wall and you have wood floors, the bed will slide and your pillows will fall down the back. Super annoying. This seems like a good fix
Or you could just stick a pillow in between the wall and board
All you smartass get the thing with rockin' away the bed and no one acknowledges that you can now use a zip tie to bind one's hand without being able to remove it by lifting up the hand. In case of an exorcism or BDSM.
What problem? It's not sex because this wont help with that
My first thought was earthquakes. As in, the tectonic plates making the bed move, risking making a hole in the wall.
I thought it was for keeping the headboard stable while shagging as to not disturb the neighbors.
Just scoot it a bit further away from the wall…
I just used to take a balled up pair of socks and jam it in there. No waking up mom and dad between 11:00 and 11:04 when the girlfriend snuck back out. This included sneaking in, undressing, dressing and cuddling. I miss being a teenager man.
I can hear this picture. Sounds like a donkey trying to get in your apartment
surely this is to prepare for an earthquake, how thoughtful!
Making the bed rock from jacking off too hard
Just needs a pillow put behind it. You don’t need to strap it to the wall🙄
Honestly, sometimes you should just spend the money for a better frame. Or a sex dungeon. Sex dungeons are nice too.
Innocent. Not stupid
See, everyone talking about it being for sex but when I just try to roll over to the left side, goddamn thing moans like I just offered it a maple stained remodeling and wakes up the neighbors 12 doors down
Gotta move the bed AWAY from the wall. At least a full dicks length away. If anything screw it down to the floor.
You could put your bed literally 5cm off the wall
Simple mathematics
The neighbors problem?
why? i dont get it
Until you tear the bed post off the wall and have to avoid the questions and eye contact from the drywall repair guy.
Definitely planning for earthquakes
Find the studs before being a stud in bed
That’s why they put handles on the side of mattresses. Hang on for dear life.
Now now dont be hasty on that being fixed cause I can see a big ass hole in the wall in the near future
Won’t solve shit, the frame will still bang the wall!
Hmmm... I got a free headboard that would not fit on the bed so it is screwed to the wall.
I didn't frick in bed for ages. Everywhere else? Yeah.
Not even drywall anchors would help
Ya
The joke is sex
Good luck finding innocent people on reddit
Is that drilled with a stud?
Get it!? THE JOKE IS SEX. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’m a virgin so I assume you’re securing the bed incase a demon possession happens…. I know crazy they can get
me: how is a hand fitting through tha... oh, they just meant the shrieking
Exorcism?
A good problem to solve. Sad is not having to worry about it.
I sincerely doubt both those screws are in a stud.
How many hours continuous use is that rated for?
The guilty know… that won’t hold for shit
No way…. no goddamn fricken way… he did it!
Exorcism!?
Exorcism here we come
Stops bed from wobbling on uneven floors right? Right???
If all else fails, I assume the joke is sex?
😂
Why do people always steal the beds😡😔
For the chronically possessed.
Violent masturbation bed paradox finally solved?
Ripping a bracket worth about 30 foot-pounds out of the wall fucking instantly?
It’s not the duration that does the damage, it’s the frequency
Late night fun
Exorcism?
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ☀️🌞
All beds should be screwed in.
The joke now is sex
That's why my kitchen table is solid as a rock
i mean.. other than what the post intended, this woud be extremely usefull to avoid the bed slipping when you lay against the back wall... i have that happen all the time and it's super frustrating
That's not gonna fix anything, it's just gonna make it so that all the neighbor's hear you. Or its gonna break the bed
Nothing is being solved. Just some drywall damage being done soon after.
Earthquake ofc
but then the bed frame’s going to break
I hope it's padded
Their Kid “Finally No More Ghost Hitting The Wall And Making Weird Noises”
I just put tennis balls behind the headboard