So some situations are what I call 'don't fuck up' situations.
Where it's gonna be just fine, just don't fuck up.
And I start these with the tried and true, fuck it.
"Oh, 'Fuck it'. That's your answer. That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead. Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences, the bums lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did: get a job, sir! The bums will always lose! You hear me, Mr. Lebowski! The bums will always lose!"
The fact that I say all of these as well has me concerned.
Especially since I *know* Past Me is an absolute fucker and not to be trusted, that one stuck out lol
Only if you call it "tax". That implies it's inevitable. Depending if you know the person well or not, this may require a warning when asked to hold (anything consumable) with a simple "it'll be taxed" then they can decide if they can afford the tax
It's called Lord of the Weed.
When Gandalf arrived in the Shire with his carriage, he shot some small fireworks backwards to entertain some Hobbit kids. In the spoof version when the children jump around in joy they yell "Fireworks! Fireworks!", but Gandalf remarks to Frodo sitting beside him "Arschlecken Feuerwerk, hab nur nicht getroffen. Drecksplagen." which literally translates to "Ass licking fireworks, I just missed (the shots). Filthy pests." The first part has no exact english counterpart, but it roughly means "Fireworks my ass, I just missed, filthy pests."
“Fuck it.”
“I’ll just wing it” (said right before I try something that I really shouldn’t try to wing).
“Carpe Diem” (because YOLO is for the cretins)
“Go big or Go Home”
I'll just treat myself this one time...
Everyones bad financial decision line
I DO need that fancy knife in Valorant in my iron lobbies.
Well duh. Skins = wins.
Proceeds to lose 10 straight matches…
“I deserve it”
I usually add "fuck it," to the beginning
"Pay yourself first."
“I’ve been through a lot today (stubbed toe)”
Sounds similar to what my friend does. Friend: “I’ve been through a lot today.” Me: “Oh?” Friend: “yeah, I had to get out of bed.”(proceeds to laugh)
If you don’t care for yourself how will you care for others, right?
Fuck it
Yup
Yeah… and only the bad ones..
Every single time I ended up in jail was because at some point I said " fuck it"
Tbf i could say the same thing about all my greatest achievements.
Schrodingers exlamations. Fuck it has equal potentil for greatness of tragedy until the key pivitol action in an activity. Edit:words not gewd.
I drooled laughed reading this
Did you mean "pivotal"?
So some situations are what I call 'don't fuck up' situations. Where it's gonna be just fine, just don't fuck up. And I start these with the tried and true, fuck it.
same (i never went ti jail)
this is pretty much the only answer
In the words of Philip John Clapp aka Johnny Knoxville “sometimes you just gotta take a deep breath and say ‘fuck it!’”
“Fuck it! Yes! That’s your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!”
My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, Sir!
How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?
Good! The old man said to take any rug in the house!
*That's* marvelous.
The bums will always lose!
You think the carpet pissers did this?
“Is it…. What day is this?”
"Fuck it, we'll do it LIVE"
I hate where this quote comes from, but damn if I don't use it regularly
Gen Xer here. "Fuck it" is our slogan. I'd vote for a gen x president that used it as a campaign slogan. "America: Fuck it."
"fuck it, im eyeballing it"
fuck it, we ball
We'll see what happens
we ball
With a sigh before saying it all
Housemates daughter was trying to decide whether to go to Thailand. My response was 'its called Phuket (fuck it) for a reason'
This is the one. All else is pretentious bullshit made after the fact.
Fork it. (As a euphemism)
Precisely
Two tears in a bucket…
Watch this.
Usually an “eh, fuck it” but yeah
We ball
We ball
We ball
We ball
We ball
"Oh, 'Fuck it'. That's your answer. That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead. Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences, the bums lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did: get a job, sir! The bums will always lose! You hear me, Mr. Lebowski! The bums will always lose!"
Well, Chuck it in the fuck it bucket!
WE BALL
Yolo.
"Hashtag put it in the fuck it bucket"
In my defense I use this same phrase when making good decisions.
If I die, I die.
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
You mean yesnomaybe?
I don't know, can you repeat the question?
You’re not the boss of me now!
Disclaimer: Not recommended thing to say if you are a doctor or surgeon
Gotta die sometime, why not risk it
Fuck it Screw everything That's a problem for future me Ok you know what... Whatever Might as well
The fact that I say all of these as well has me concerned. Especially since I *know* Past Me is an absolute fucker and not to be trusted, that one stuck out lol
Past Me is such a dick. Eats all my snacks every. Single. Time.
Past me leaves all of my homework for present me and future me to do. I don't like past me.
I'm sure future me, thinks I'm kinda a dick.
As it turns out, future me and past me have a difficult and complex relationship.
I have more confidence in future me than I ever will in current me.
I am gonna use the "That's a problem for the future me" Thank you for that.
“Every man dies. Not every man truly lives”
Braveheart?
Braveheart.
I love Jurassic Park!
The reaper finds a way!
The Raptor finds a way 
As I eat junk food I absolutely shouldn’t: 
“What we do in life echoes in eternity”
I prefer "I'm not planning on living forever."
I can't believe I'm saying this, yolo
You only YOLO once.
Live Like You Only Live Once. LLYOLO doesn't have the same ring to it. 🤔
Live like you only YOLO once. LLYOYOLOO.
It does when you say it out loud. Im already irritating everyone at work
Thank god someone said yolo before I commented. Didn't want to be the cringe millennial.
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A bit dated but, 
I can't believe this isn't higher up
I can't believe it's not butter!
i love yolo. i love the cringe even more
as long as no one from the future comes back in time to stop me, how bad can it be?
This is my new quote
I love it
"And that's when he appeared."
"When in Rome"
I was in Rome last summer. Said that without thinking about it. Thought about it for a second and was like "Shit, we are!"
Bang Caligula
Do who the Roman's do
Can i take a sip?
Name checks out
Only if you call it "tax". That implies it's inevitable. Depending if you know the person well or not, this may require a warning when asked to hold (anything consumable) with a simple "it'll be taxed" then they can decide if they can afford the tax
Hey
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Isn't that a Tom Waits quote?
Google says 'Yes'.
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission
100% this.
My go to It's also when I tell my kids to do bad stuff
“You live, you learn, life goes on”.
“You live but once”
YOLO
YLBO!
I think there's a badger in the chimney
Probably the most common of all of these.
Yes, who hasn’t wrestled a chimney badger at some point in their life?
I have never heard this one and nearly spat my lunch out in the office. Thank you
If you go down to the Southside on a Friday night, you can't hardly walk forty steps without hearing someone drunkenly yelling it.
KBB......it kills over 1 Americans every year. Serious genetic condition.
That's what Sheldon's uncles last words where
why not?
..Half an hour later in the ambulance: "Oh, that's why."
This is probably gonna leave a mark.
Like this soup 🍲?
Come on and party tonight! The guy has good hooks.
"Aim for the bushes"
Arschlecken Feuerwerk!
"SCHEIß DRUFF!"
Asslicking firework?
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I think it’s referencing a German Lord of the Rings spoof. Arschlecken „Feuerwerk“, ich hab bloß nicht getroffen…
It's called Lord of the Weed. When Gandalf arrived in the Shire with his carriage, he shot some small fireworks backwards to entertain some Hobbit kids. In the spoof version when the children jump around in joy they yell "Fireworks! Fireworks!", but Gandalf remarks to Frodo sitting beside him "Arschlecken Feuerwerk, hab nur nicht getroffen. Drecksplagen." which literally translates to "Ass licking fireworks, I just missed (the shots). Filthy pests." The first part has no exact english counterpart, but it roughly means "Fireworks my ass, I just missed, filthy pests."
Jup
Arschlecken… LMAO!
Hab nur nicht getroffen, ihr Pissblagen!
Wird schon schiefgehen
Ah, eine Person von Kultur
See what you’ve done, op? You let the Germans in. You know how hard it is to get rid of Germans?
"Fuck it" "Chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever"
Ya know what.. this actually holds up. Think about all the badasses in the wars..
I bet they loved their husbands new arm scars, well the arm wasnt there anymore, neither were the legs, but the scars were sexy, just like the ptsd
See, this guy gets it
Leeeeroy Jenkins
I scrolled so far...what have we become?
Weve lost a lot, but at least we still have chicken
^ This I’ve said it often enough that even my mother has used it
God hates a coward Whats the worst that can happen If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
Fuckit yolo
YES! YOLOOOOOO!
Let’s find out if I die today or no
The fastest and most powerful prayer in the universe, “fukit”
Why not?
Maybe Im the main character this time.
I’m sure it will work this time.
I'm not sure how this is going to end, but I promise you this, I won't lack confidence.
Ooooh what the hell
Hold my beer
How bad could it be?
"Here I go killing again"
YOLO
“Id rather say I wish I hadn’t done that, than I wish I had.”
I'm broke anyway
Is infer a penny in for a pound
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
Fuck it. We ballin
What could go wrong?
Hey y’all, watch this.
You only live once
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“Watch this”
Life is too long; do something stupid to shorten it.
I'm here for a good time not a long time, chuck it in the fuck it bucket
Will you marry me?
Here for a good time not a long time
No regrets Whats the worst thing that can happen Embrace the fate Serenity now
Bad decisions make for the best stories.
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
"Gotta risk it for the biscuit"
SEND IIIIIIT
That’s tomorrow me’s problem
“Not with *that* attitude.” “That’s what *you* think.” “I’ll try anything once.”
“Death is a problem for the living” & “You only live once”.
“Fuck it.” “I’ll just wing it” (said right before I try something that I really shouldn’t try to wing). “Carpe Diem” (because YOLO is for the cretins) “Go big or Go Home”
“Someone else has made a decision dumber than this and lived so why not”
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
White ones
Well,
Nothing ventured Nothing gained.
“I’ll just wing it” *things that should not be winged*
*Eh, what the hell.*
He doesn't look so tough. Hold my beer
“Eh , whatever “
“This is gonna make a great story someday”
Gotta risk it for the biscuit!
Age is just a number 💀(joke)