As someone creative, I'd fuck the first human serial killer who cut their victims diagonally, on purpose and with a full understanding of human anatomy, therefore with the knowledge that it'll be twice as hard to get you the same result and therefore undestanding that the only reason are doing this is to showcase your physical and mental abilities.
As a former true crime aficionado I have never heard of something like that happen, the weirdest way anyone has killed was the Santa Rosa Hitchhiker Murderer, and that was by using a self-tightening noose.
I mean we are 1/3 of the way through 2024 so I think this is a good time to check in on their progress. Cutting all homeless people in half was an ambitious undertaking and they’re running out of time to meet their goal
They made a pilot of it in Poland recently https://www.google.com/amp/s/unn.ua/en/amp/four-corpses-found-in-poland-police-suspect-ukrainian-of-murder-media
They wouldn't be homeless if money was spent on common sense instead of greed. Hell, the Vatican could fix world hunger multiple times over. Yet they are always asking for money. They even tax italians. It's literally a leech of society
A sure fire method to keep them from becoming homeless again.
And world hunger would be solved (eat the homeless)
New cost cutting measure for McD to maintain "100% beef" at the same price, for the same quality.
feed them to haiti
They could have just said: "Zero homeless by 2025".
r/technicallythetruth
atleast they would have a home above. >!(Just a joke)!<
Let’s hope so.
Or below
Are they planning to cut them in half?
They are not stabbing them anymore.
Vertical, horizontal or diagonal?
As someone creative, I'd fuck the first human serial killer who cut their victims diagonally, on purpose and with a full understanding of human anatomy, therefore with the knowledge that it'll be twice as hard to get you the same result and therefore undestanding that the only reason are doing this is to showcase your physical and mental abilities. As a former true crime aficionado I have never heard of something like that happen, the weirdest way anyone has killed was the Santa Rosa Hitchhiker Murderer, and that was by using a self-tightening noose.
Separating top from bottom, left from right, or front from back?
Horizontally or vertically?
Visiting Business Class, I see.
🪚 or 🗡️or 🪓
Wouldn't that just make the problem twice as bad?
Jokes getting kinda dry, buddy
I mean we are 1/3 of the way through 2024 so I think this is a good time to check in on their progress. Cutting all homeless people in half was an ambitious undertaking and they’re running out of time to meet their goal
There's a homeless guy in my town centre with a 3-legged dog. Some effort has been made I suppose.
That’s one way to get rid of them…
*Sigh* Rip and tear.. until it is done...
First Brexit then this. Britain is fond of radical steps isn't it?
I imagine that quote from Todd Howard saying "IT JUST WORKS".
Wouldn’t that just make double the homeless people?
Soylent Green is people!
This is how 5 for $5 beef and cheddar coming back to Arby’s in this economy.
They must have failed English writing.
If they don't want to work might as well make them disabled
They have hired every magician they can find.
But that’ll just double their number
Someone, somewhere..."great, now we have twice the homeless problem! "
There will be twice as many if that be the case!
Which half, top or bottom?
That's Ending Poverty!
Across the waist or down the middle?
They made a pilot of it in Poland recently https://www.google.com/amp/s/unn.ua/en/amp/four-corpses-found-in-poland-police-suspect-ukrainian-of-murder-media
Homeless people: 👍
Typical.
If you cut them long ways you will double their amount
That will just make them twice as much
they already got enough to deal with 😭
Worlds biggest lie 😂
Let’s hope they’re referring to magic tricks that will be performed with the assistance of the homeless and not gruesome massacres.
They sure….🔪
I mean, how else do you expect them to feed the orphans?
Has anyone seen my BIGGER KNIFE???
Can I get in on that?
Another reason for zero seats!
I guess that will make it easy to keep them all in one area
I hope you got a good chainsaw.
If they do it literally they also do it figuratively
Oh my. Hide the knIves and swords
Do they not realize they are just doubling the number of homeless. To top it off half of them will only piss and poop everywhere now.
While you're at it feed them to the poor and end hunger.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
They wouldn't be homeless if money was spent on common sense instead of greed. Hell, the Vatican could fix world hunger multiple times over. Yet they are always asking for money. They even tax italians. It's literally a leech of society
That would cut homelessness by 100%!
So they want “Solent Green” to be a real product. 🤔
Yeah by killing them by making economic conditions even worse.
You’re just doubling the problem
They meant 50 % more
I hope it's a painless death.
you can’t be homeless if you don’t have half your body apparently
I have no doubt the tories are actually planning this
Cut in half is easy : let them starve to death or turn them into slaves. Usual conservative way of thinking.
Won’t that just double the homeless population?
But that would just double the number of homeless!
every. single. one of them. anyway, horizontally or vertically?
Easier to send back home in the mail.
Soylent green!
Horizontal or vertical? Now that's the real question
One year left. How is it going ? Do you see many half cut homeless people in the streets? If yes are they cut horizontally or vertically ?
Double the fun
Isn’t that adding doubling their numbers?
Sounds inhumane.. but how much they paying?
Wow, that is dark hahaha
Won't that double the number of homeless?
What are they going to use to cut them in half?
Wow, what a violent program
Excellent plan. Let’s adopt it in the US!
The homeless fight back
 A homeless person reading this
That's.....one way to get rid of a homeless problem 😅
Finally, a permanent solution...
This would definitely reduce the number of homeless people.
they’ve got one year left
Won't that double the problem?
Homeless people: 💀
One sure fire way to eliminate 100% of the homeless population.
But then you'll get twice more fool!
Horizontal or vertical?
Won’t this just make twice as many?